The Years When I Disguised As a Man at the Noble Academy

In the end, Xia Wan was warmly invited into the house by Xie Ying.

At the moment when she was holding Yuanyuan, she still had only two words in her mind—

Heck.

What a hell.

The family that adopted Yuanyuan was actually Xie Yan's sister and her lover.

This world is ridiculously small, is it because Mary Sue's world passers-by have to pay extra?

But if you think about it carefully, there are actually traces to follow.

There is more than one welfare home in the entire imperial capital. Xie Yan's sister has sponsored this home for a long time, so Jiang Yushi will also go here.

However, Xie Ying's jaw dropped in shock when she learned that the guests invited by her younger brother and her baby daughter were actually the same.

what is this? This is fate!

The younger brother likes him, and the daughter likes him too. This is the door destined to enter their Xie family! It's God's choice to thank the family!

At this moment, after accepting all this, Xia Wan thought of something more important.

But Xie Ying also remembered at the same time.

She said the traditional polite words: "You came as soon as you said you came, why did you bring a gift...Ah, why is this gift exactly the same as the one Xie Yan bought?"

Xia Wan: "…"

Sure enough, she couldn't escape the one who was supposed to come. She lowered her head in embarrassment, ready to honestly admit that she wanted to be lazy, but she didn't expect that the recipients of gifts so cleverly were Yuanyuan.

But Xie Yan spoke before her and said in a playful tone, "Maybe it's because he has a good heart."

Xie Ying: "…"

Although her brother's words are ridiculous, she is not easy to refute in front of others.

And Yuanyuan still looked very happy, and said seriously: "I can wear these two skirts! In this way, I can wear the gifts from brother Xiamu and uncle every day!"

Woohoo, little girls are little angels!

Xia Wan reached out and squeezed Yuanyuan's face with a moved face, but suddenly realized that something was wrong.

Wait... brother, uncle.

Xia Wan was in a complicated mood, and suddenly realized that there was a generational difference between herself and Xie Yan.

Guessing what Xia Wan was thinking, Xie Yan looked at her, blinked and said, "Xia Mu, why don't you call me uncle too?"

Xia Wan looked at Xie Yan expressionlessly, her attitude was obvious, let him not go crazy.

Xie Ying became Xia Wan's mouthpiece: "Don't go crazy."

Xie Ying desperately hinted at her younger brother with her eyes—

Is that how you chase your girlfriend? Such a 100% bet on being alone!

Oh Boyfriend...that's the same!

After Xie Ying's eyes were whitened countless times, Xie Yan could only choose to remain silent.

However, the name Xia Mu made Xie Ying feel very familiar, and this face looked like she had seen it somewhere before.

So she frowned: "Xia...Xia, what's your relationship with Xia Wan?"

Xia Wan replied, "I am her brother."

"People from the Xia family." Xie Ying's expression suddenly became embarrassed.

In fact, their family is relatively open to this kind of thing. At most, they beat Xie Yan. After three months of crying, their parents will definitely agree.

But the Xia family is different, can they accept this kind of thing?

For the happiness of her younger brother, Xie Ying cautiously probed: "Xia Mu, does your family know about you and Xie Yan?"

Xia Wan: "...?"

What can she do with Xie Yan? Does it mean that she is here now to celebrate Yuanyuan's birthday with Xie Yan?

So Xia Wan shook her head: "I don't know yet."

She only knew it herself, so she didn't have time to say it.

"Yeah, our parents don't know yet." Xie Ying's expression became more and more embarrassed, and she asked, "What about after that? Are you going to say it?"

Xia Wan: "...?"

I don't understand it anymore, is there any need to say something like this? I'm not a child anymore, do I have to report to my parents when I go out to eat?

So Xia Wan replied, "I'm almost an adult, I can decide for myself, there's no need to tell my family everything."

"Yes, yes, it's up to you, it's not a good outcome to do this kind of thing." Xie Ying felt relieved immediately after hearing this. It seemed that Xia Mu and her brother were determined to be together, not bad.

Why didn't she think of it, and she didn't have to admit it, it was a big deal to hide it first.

Knowing how crooked her sister is thinking now, Xie Yan made a sound and changed the topic: "It's for Yuanyuan's birthday, so let's sit here and drink tea?"

Xie Ying immediately got up and said, "I've got the food ready, you wait a minute, I'll be here soon."

Yuanyuan, on the other hand, followed Xie Ying obediently and helped her carry the dishes.

The two guests, Xia Wan and Xie Yan, sat at the table with big eyes and small eyes.

Xie Yan still smiled: "Why are you looking at me like this?"

Xia Wan had already guessed a few points: "I called Yuanyuan when I answered the phone. You already knew from that time, right?"

Xie Yan admitted it readily, and did not hesitate to praise Xia Wan: "Smart."

Xia Wan turned her face away, not looking at Xie Yan.

Xie Yan stretched out his hand and squeezed Xia Wan's chin, forcing her to turn her head: "Didn't you also say that you want to come with me very, very, very much? I think this may be God fulfilling your wish."

Xia Wan's response was: "Oh."

Then he stretched out Xie Yan's hand and said, "Don't move your hands or feet."

Xie Yan moved his face forward and asked, "Then do you want to squeeze it back? Anywhere."

Xia Wan ignored Xie Yan, only left in her mind—

When my brother returns home, be sure to remind him to pay attention to Xie Yan! younger brother! Dangerous!

Soon, a table of dishes was finished, and they all looked like ordinary home-cooked dishes.

Xie Ying was a little embarrassed and said: "I think today is Yuanyuan's birthday. Although I cook very ordinary, on this day, I still hope that Yuanyuan can eat what I make by myself."

Xia Wan looked at Yuanyuan and said with a smile, "Yuanyuan, mother loves you so much, you should also love mother well."

Yuanyuan nodded vigorously, revealing two cute little dimples when she smiled.

Soon, however, everyone fell silent.

Because these home-cooked dishes look very ordinary, the taste is not ordinary.

it is good…

It's so unpalatable!

Xia Wan's hand holding the chopsticks trembled, and Xie Yan, who was always happy and not really expressive, pursed her lips into a straight line.

Yuanyuan obviously also found it difficult to eat, but under Xie Ying's expectant gaze, she still said, "My mother's dishes will always be the best in the world in my heart!"

Xie Yan said directly: "It's unpalatable."

Xia Wan: "…"

You don't have to be so honest.

Yuanyuan's excessive praise and Xie Yan's merciless evaluation made Xie Ying look at Xia Wan with anticipation.

The pressure suddenly increased.

So Xia Wan euphemistically said: "Actually, it's okay, but the beans are a bit salty and the fried pork is a bit bland, but the whole thing is good."

Hearing Xia Wan's "compliment", Xie Ying was obviously relieved, and then she picked up the chopsticks and took a bite, her face as usual.

Xia Wan: "?"

Does Xie Ying really feel bad at all?

At this time, Yuanyuan said coquettishly, "Mom, I want to drink yogurt."

Xie Ying put down her chopsticks and coaxed patiently, "Yuanyuan, can you drink after eating?"

Yuanyuan, who has always been sensible, shook her head, a little aggrieved: "I just want to drink now."

"Okay, it's Yuanyuan's birthday today, and mother has heard Yuanyuan." Xie Ying got up and went to the refrigerator to find yogurt.

Yuanyuan looked at Xia Wan and whispered, "My mother's sense of taste is very slow, and she usually cooks her meals."

Mommy refers to Xie Ying's girlfriend, Yuanyuan's other mother.

So Xie Ying couldn't taste the salty or bland taste of the dishes she made, and she felt that there was little difference in what she ate.

Xia Wan looked at Xie Yan in a stunned manner, and saw that he nodded too, indicating that Yuanyuan was right.

This made Xia Wan difficult, how she was going to finish the meal, but Xie Ying couldn't tell that she really thought these dishes were unpalatable.

So Xia Wan asked, "Sister Xie Ying, is there any wine at home?"

It's not okay to sit at the dinner table without eating, otherwise she would drink something, so as not to be too embarrassed.

And when Xia Wan asked for wine, Xie Ying seemed very happy, and immediately brought several bottles over.

She said: "Usually my girlfriend doesn't let me drink at home, and Xieyan doesn't want to drink with me either. I haven't found someone to drink with me for a long time!"

Xie Yan glanced at Yuanyuan and reminded her sister, "Your daughter is still here."

Xie Ying waved her hand: "Sister, I am not drunk! Don't worry! If I am drunk, you will take care of Yuanyuan and remember to sing her birthday song and blow out candles, you know?"

Looking at Xia Wan and Xie Ying who were already drinking, Xie Yan said, "..."

Can you stop talking to yourself? He didn't agree at all! He's not going to take care of this little brat.

However, Xie Ying had no chance of getting drunk at all.

Looking at Xia Wan, whose face was starting to turn red and her eyes blurred, Xie Ying was also silent.

Of course she knew that high school boys wouldn't drink too much, but it's outrageous to be so bad!

Xie Yan hooked her lips: "She doesn't know how to drink."

Xie Ying immediately asked, "Then why didn't you say it earlier? I saw that he took the initiative to mention it, and I thought he was good at drinking."

Xie Yan said slowly: "I am summarizing, not reminding."

Although he drank with Xia Mu several times abroad, he didn't expect that the poor alcohol intake could be inherited from the family.

The drunk Xia Wan talked more than usual.

She and Xie Ying talked more and more speculatively, and the common topic was complaining about Xie Yan.

Although one was drunk and the other was awake, but because she was too excited, Xie Ying poured herself a glass of wine and drank it as water, but she soon became drunk.

"Thank you! He's sick! He actually brought a dog to besiege me last night, woo woo woo..."

The more Xia Wan spoke, the more sad she became, and she raised her hand to wipe away her tears.

"I understand, I understand! He even chased me with a dog when he was ten years old! You bastard!" Having said this, Xie Ying also began to cry.

Xie Yan looked calm.

That time, a group of dogs were obviously following him. He wanted to go home and get rid of these dogs, but Xie Ying suddenly appeared.

Of course, he was too lazy to explain.

And Xia Wan continued to cry: "This man is really weird! I don't even know what he's thinking...he...sister! Don't worry, thank you! He likes men ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

Xie Ying took another sip and said dizzy: "But why should I care about him? I like women too! I think this may be a homosexuality inherited from the family."

"Ah?" Xia Wan's eyes widened: "Family inheritance? Who are your parents who cheated on the marriage?"

"Yes. You are right!" Xie Ying immediately sat up straight, and then faced Xie Yan and burst into tears: "Brother! It turns out that our parents didn't really love each other, so there must be someone lying between them. Marriage, I think it's our mother... She was the first to let go when I came out. Ooooooo brother, will my parents get a divorce? Are we going to have no home anymore. Ooooooo..."

Xia Wan is like Xie Ying's atmosphere group at the moment, and she also cried along with Xie's family's "fraudulent marriage" sad thing: "Wow, thank you, you are so pitiful! If your parents divorced, who would you be with?"

Xie Yan stretched out one hand to support her cheek, and did not forget to use the other hand to take out a tissue to wipe Xia Wan's tears, and said with a smile in her eyes, "I'm with you."

Hearing Xie Yan's words, Xia Wan was stunned for a moment, and then "sense of responsibility" and "responsibility" were written all over her face.

She wiped her snot with Xie Yan's hand holding the paper, and then made a serious promise to him: "Okay! Then you will follow me! If I drink a sip, you will pick up a jar! Then do you prefer Dad or Mom? If you don't have a mom in the future, I'll be your mom and dad too!"

Xie Yan: "..."

The hand that held the snot paper in the air trembled slightly.

But he didn't say anything. After all, it's pointless to communicate with a drunk.

Xie Yan took out two more pieces of paper and forcibly wiped it on Xia Wan's face, but the movements were not gentle.

At this moment, aside from Xie Yan, the only sober person in the audience is Yuanyuan.

Xie Yan looked at Yuanyuan.

Yuanyuan looked at Xie Yan and shouted, "Uncle."

Xie Yan pointed to the cake next to him that had not been opened, and asked, "Can you open it yourself?"

Round nod.

"Can you sing the birthday song yourself?"

Round nod.

"Can you blow out candles yourself?"

Round nod.

"Very good." Xie Yan rarely said praise to other people, saying: "Then do it, don't worry about your mother, she will lie down and sleep wherever she is drunk, and you don't need to worry about it. Tomorrow morning You cry to her when she wakes up."

Yuanyuan didn't understand: "Why do you cry to mother?"

Xie Yan said: "This way she can have a longer memory, understand?"

Yuanyuan shook her head and nodded again.

It seems to understand.

Xie Yan grabbed Xia Wan's arm and stood up and said, "Let's go."

And Xia Wan hugged his arm instead, suddenly showed a smirk, and moved her face closer: "Mom...I'm your mother!"

Xie Yan: "..."

In the end, Xia Wan was dragged away by Xie Yan.

Yuanyuan, on the other hand, brought all the food on the table back to the kitchen to prevent her mother from accidentally knocking it over.

Then I found another towel, soaked it in warm water and wringed it out, and carefully wiped Xie Ying's hands and face.

Then she gently kissed Xie Ying's face and whispered, "Good night mom."

Xie Yan had only seen two people drunk, and both of them fell asleep when they were drunk.

So Xie Yan was the first time in his life to see a scene called drunken madness.

but-

Even if a normal person is drunk, he can't go to the dog to dance, right?

Because Xie Yan was very fond of dogs, wherever he helped Xia Wan, a few stray dogs gathered around him.

The dogs wagged their tails wildly at Xie Yan, liked it but dared not take the initiative to step forward. Xie Yan at the moment is attractive to them, but it is also a bit "dangerous."

But soon the puppies learned what the real danger was.

Because Xia Wan shook off Xie Yan's hand and took the initiative to attack the puppies.

She grabbed the front legs of a small white dog and forced the other to dance with her.

Xia Wan kept mumbling, "Wei! Yu Chiyan! Your dancing skills are too bad!"

The little white dog leaned on its two hind legs and was pulled by Xia Wan and forced to stand, so frightened that it kept "barking" and looked at Xie Yan with a look of help.

The other puppies also stepped back, too scared to get too close to Xia Wan.

Spinning, dancing, one person and one dog non-stop.

After jumping for a long time, the little white dog finally broke free from Xia Wan's hands and ran out of the highest speed since the dog was born.

The little white dog ran away, Xia Wan was so angry that she chased after a few steps, but she couldn't catch up, and she almost fell herself.

Xie Yan went to support her and said, "Have you jumped enough?"

Xia Wan did not answer, but showed it with her actions.

She broke free from Xie Yan's hand, and another fierce tiger rushed for food, grabbed a little black dog that Xie Yan had not left because of "coveting", and repeated the action just now.

This time Xie Yan has experience.

The corners of his lips raised unabashedly, and then he picked up the phone and started recording.

Ten minutes later, the little black dog was so tired that he lay on the ground panting and fled.

Xia Wan sat on the ground with her buttocks on the ground, her eyes were a little scattered, and she felt a little lonely after she couldn't find the dog.

Xie Yan walked in front of her, bent down, peeled off the hangover candy from her sister's house in her pocket, and handed it to Xia Wan's lips.

Xia Wan naturally turned her head away and refused to be fed an unknown object.

Xie Yan has never been a patient person, and he didn't bother to explain to the drunkard, so he directly stuffed the candy into Xia Wan's lips and said only one word: "Eat."

Xia Wan was unconvinced and "obedient", opened her mouth and bit Xie Yan's finger.

"It's a dog." Xie Yan cursed, releasing the candy in his hand.

Feeling the sweetness in her mouth, Xia Wan naturally understood that this was not a bad thing, so she released Xie Yan's fingers.

Xie Yan's hand pinched Xia Wan's face, or it could be said that she wiped her hands wickedly.

Xia Wan tilted her head, her eyes were almost closed, she was obviously tired after dancing with the two dogs, and asked vaguely, "What is this..."

Xie Yan replied: "Sober candy, still, do you want it?"

However, Xia Wan was a little dissatisfied: "No, it's very unpalatable. You said that next time it will be replaced with peach flavor..."

Xie Yan's hand supported Xia Wan's head, which was tilted to one side, and fell into thinking: "Really? When did I say it."

Xia Wan thought hard for a while and said, "School celebration... just yesterday."

Xie Yan's smile faded.

He didn't go to any school celebrations yesterday.

Xie Yan lowered his head, covered Xia Wan's eyes with the other hand, and coaxed softly, "Who am I then?"

The girl's voice gradually became lower, and she was a little unsure, but she still said: "Song... Song Zhili."

Xie Yan let go of his hand and sat directly next to Xia Wan, with a coldness in his voice that he hadn't noticed, and said, "Then go to Song Zhili."

Xia Wan naturally did not go to Song Zhili.

Because when she opened her eyes, she saw the third dog, which was only yellow.

This dog should have also been an eyewitness of the two dog brothers being "bullied" by Xia Wan just now. When she saw Xia Wan getting up and approaching it, it turned around and fled, while Xia Wan chased all the way.

Xie Yan got up and instinctively wanted to follow, but stopped.

What is he doing so much?

She was drunk anyway, and she was thinking of others.

Xie Yan stood there and looked at the direction where Xia Wan's back disappeared.

He knew it was a dead end.

Sure enough, two minutes later, Xia Wan fled back at a speed faster than chasing in.

Because this time, it was no longer her chasing the dog, but the dog chasing her, following her all the way.

The wicked (?) have their own dogs to clean up.

Xia Wan ran too fast and hastily, and fell directly to the ground.

Wherever you fall, lie down there.

Xie Yan couldn't stand it any longer, so he walked over.

And the moment the little yellow dog saw Xie Yan, there was no fierceness at all, and the dog's tail wagged again.

"Don't bully her." Xie Yan looked at the dog and added: "Don't dance with her either."

The little yellow dog made two beeps, and he didn't know whether he understood it or not, but of course it didn't matter.

Xie Yan reached out and grabbed Xia Wan's collar, pulling her up like a chicken.

However, Xia Wan was unwilling, sitting on the ground and refusing to stand up, her voice was crying: "It hurts, my leg hurts so much, I was bitten by a dog woo woo..."

Xie Yan could only squat down and carefully examine the "wound" pointed by Xia Wan.

It should have been rubbing on the ground when he fell, and he had lost some skin and was bleeding out.

The iodine left over from yesterday is available again.

Xie Yan helped her to roll up her trouser legs, and then asked, "So why do you want to dance with a dog?"

This is a "hobby" that even Xie Yan can't understand.

"Who wants the dogs to dance? Is it sick!" Xia Wan said angrily, "I'm obviously going to fight with them! Fight!!"

Xie Yan changed his tune obediently and coaxed: "Okay, then tell me why you are fighting with dogs."

"Do you still need to ask why? Of course it's because they have no conscience!" Xia Wan felt even more aggrieved when she said this. She raised a hand tremblingly and counted with her fingers: "One, two, Three... Anyway, there are a lot of them, obviously I paid for them, why do they all like Xie Yan! White-eyed wolf! White-eyed dog!"

Xie Yan: "..."

I never thought that this was the reason, Xia Wan was actually jealous of his "good dog relationship".

At this moment, Xia Wan didn't dare to look at her legs at all, and continued to cry and ask, "Did my leg lose a big chunk of flesh? Is there a lot of blood? Woohoo..."

"Yeah." Xie Yan responded, thinking of intimidating Xia Wan, and his voice became exaggerated: "Yeah, a lot of meat was lost, and a lot of blood was shed, what should I do?"

Hearing Xie Yan's affirmative answer, Xia Wan couldn't stop her tears: "Am I going to amputate? Then, then I will buy the best wheelchair in the future..."

Xie Yan stopped teasing her, turned his back to Xia Wan, squatted in front of her, and said, "Come up."

The next second, Xie Yan almost fell to the ground.

Because Xia Wan didn't come up, she pushed him instead, her face full of vigilance.

Xie Yan closed his eyes with a headache, and said with the greatest patience in his life like a deceived child: "I will take you to the hospital now, your leg can be saved as long as you receive timely treatment, but only if you are obedient, okay? "

"Okay!" Xia Wan nodded her head desperately when she heard that her leg could be saved.

This time Xia Wan obediently climbed up, and hung her hands and feet on Xie Yan's body, her voice urged anxiously: "Hurry up!"

Xie Yan originally asked the driver to park the car at the designated place, and wanted to take Xia Wan outside to enjoy the wind and drink some wine before getting on the car.

But now he has changed his mind.

Not far from here, Xie Yan also has an apartment, and it takes ten minutes to walk there.

Xie Yan felt the warmth on his shoulders and neck, and it was estimated that Xia Wan wiped away the tears on her face.

Strangely enough, this feeling is not too annoying.

Xia Wan buried her face on Xie Yan's shoulders and wrapped her hands around his neck a little harder to prevent herself from falling off.

Just when Xie Yan thought that Xia Wan had fallen asleep, she suddenly spoke again, and said drowsily, "How can I go to the hospital for treatment? It would be ugly even if there is no need for amputation..."

Xie Yan really didn't expect her to believe it so much. She thought it was a bit funny, and she still replied casually: "Find a piece of meat to make up for it. Have you figured it out? Where do you use the meat?"

Xie Yan didn't wait for Xia Wan's answer because he felt a pain in his shoulder.

The girl's teeth rubbed against his skin, without using too much force, she answered vaguely: "Use...here."

Xie Yan was not annoyed, but asked in a low voice, "Then who am I?"

But this time, it was the girl's steady breathing as she fell into a deep sleep.

The author says:

The brain circuit of a normal person: You are arrogant, you are amazing, you use my meat?

Xiao Xie's brain circuit is that he can use his flesh, but the premise is to recognize who he is

[Small theater not related to the plot: Gu Zaoba always misidentified Bai Yueguang]

Ten years ago, Mr. Ba was seriously injured and needed someone to cut his flesh to save his life.

Xiao Xie loves her heart and cuts meat for love

But unexpectedly, after waking up, Wan turned her face ruthlessly, fell in love with Song, and was indifferent to Xie.

Later, Xie learned that it was because Song impersonated Bai Yueguang who became Wan, and Wan always misunderstood that the person who cut the flesh to save her was Song

It wasn't until Xiao Xie left sadly that Wan was surprised to find out that it was Xiao Xie who saved her back then!

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