The Years When I Disguised As a Man at the Noble Academy

In fact, Xia Wan woke up a long time ago, from the moment Xia Mu said she dressed like this to support transgender people.

After confirming that the voice of her younger brother came from the phone, her originally groggy brain was completely awake in an instant, and she was frightened.

Xia Mu called her, and it looked like it was a video call. She fell asleep, so Song Zhili answered it for her.

How could such a small probability event occur?

She felt that her life was very hard, really hard.

But Xia Wan didn't dare to move, and even now she didn't dare to open her eyes.

because…

She was afraid that she would laugh.

Thinking of Xia Mu holding her skirt on her body and calling Song Zhili "Brother Zhili" with such a strange voice, Xia Wan felt her lips twitch.

Although it was said that Xia Mu lost her own people, this kind of trivial thing is really not worth mentioning compared to what she did with Xia Mu's identity.

So as a good sister, Xia Wan naturally forgave her younger brother generously.

Faced with the question of which dress Xia Mu should wear, Song Zhili was silent for a few seconds before making a choice: "The red one."

"Okay." Xia Mu immediately "accepted" Song Zhili's suggestion and hugged the red skirt like a baby.

Then Xia Mu saw...

Song Zhili stared at him.

It can really be described as staring, even if it is only through the screen, his eyes never take his eyes off him for a moment.

Because of his guilty conscience, he was cowardly.

Xia Murou lowered her head without smiling, continued to show her shyness, stretched out a hand to cover her side face, turned her head away from the screen, and asked, "Brother Zhili, why are you looking at me like this? what?"

At this moment, Xia Mu's brain was thinking frantically, did he reveal anything.

He quietly touched his face and secretly heaved a sigh of relief, thinking that fortunately he shaved his beard today and couldn't tell.

In the next second, Song Zhili replied with a smile, "Because I think you are beautiful."

"Cough! Cough! Cough!"

Xia Wan couldn't help it anymore. She kept trying to pretend to be asleep on the bed. After hearing Song Zhili compliment Xia Mu's beauty, she couldn't help it.

But at this moment, she still didn't want to wake up.

As an irresponsible sister, she just wants to let her brother face the current embarrassment alone.

So Xia Wan still refused to open her eyes, frowned, and looked like she was sleeping very uncomfortable.

She wanted to imply that Song Zhili had been quarreled, and the phone was almost over or she would hang up.

Song Zhili didn't seem to have received Xia Wan's hint, and Xia Mu was shocked when Song Zhili praised him for being good-looking. He quickly changed the subject and said, "Is my brother feeling unwell? Let him rest well. Brother Zhili, thank you. You help me choose a dress, and I'll talk later when I have time~"

"You're welcome." Song Zhili said so, but deliberately ignored Xia Mu's last words, and instead said: "Xia Mu is indeed frail and sick, and I don't know if his... has recovered."

Song Zhili paused as he spoke, skipping the cause.

Xia Mu knew how good her sister's body was, strong enough to pull a weeping willow.

So when Song Zhili said "weak and sick", Xia Mu asked strangely, "What's wrong? Is there anything wrong with her body?"

"Don't you know?" Song Zhili said with a bit of worry on his face: "It's not a big deal, but it doesn't seem to be cured."

Xia Wan: "…"

ah?

What is Song Zhili saying? What's wrong with her health? Does it mean that fever? Is that also a disease?

Hearing Song Zhili say this, Xia Mu immediately became worried and said, "Why are you playing dumb... ah, no, I mean, Brother Zhili, if you have something to say, I'm very worried."

Song Zhili looked back at Xia Wan, and then at Xia Mu on the phone screen. He seemed to have made up his mind before he said, "It's just hemorrhoids. You'll be fine if you pay attention. Don't take your brother to eat spicy food in the future."

Xia Wan lying on the bed: "..."

No, why? Who can tell her why?

Why does Song Zhili remember that she had hemorrhoids? Why tell Xia Mu? Does she look like she's suffering from hemorrhoids now?

The system watched the fun and said aloud [Really! The host's face is pale now and his brows are wrinkled, it really looks like hey! 】

Xia Wan: "…"

Shut up! If you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb!

However, after hearing the word "hemorrhoids", Xia Mu's smile immediately stiffened.

He asked slowly, "Hemorrhoids? You mean she has hemorrhoids?"

Song Zhili nodded, seeming to rebuke: "I still have to care about my brother. He is not only sick, but also..."

Xia Mu stretched out his hand to cover his heart, his face turned gloomy a few degrees, and his smile was uncontrollable as he gritted his teeth: "What else?"

Song Zhili had an embarrassed look on his face, and said, "It's a disease that only boys have, so it's inconvenient to tell a girl like you, but it doesn't matter, that one has been cured."

Xia Mu: "…"

The hand holding the phone trembled slightly.

What is a disease that only boys have? Is it what he thought? please do not!

So what did my sister and Song Zhili say? !

It's a disease that even a gentle and considerate person like Song Zhili can't tell, plus Song Zhili's expression...

Oh shit! It must be what he thought!

Xia Mu's hands were shaking, his body was shaking, and the corners of his lips were twitching.

And Xia Wan, who was lying on the bed, turned over "inadvertently" and chose to turn her back to Song Zhili.

Because her toes have already begun to work.

Although every sentence Song Zhili said was true, it made her feel a little like being publicly executed.

It was Xia Mu's face that was lost, what's her business with Xia Wan?

Anyway, she won't be Xia Mu forever.

Xia Wandi did not know how many times she repeated this sentence in her heart, trying her best to comfort herself.

And she prayed in her heart that this phone call could end quickly.

Perhaps God was also moved by her piety.

Song Zhili said, "You should also be more concerned about Xia Mu's body, so let's hang up first..."

"and many more."

Xia Mu interrupted Song Zhili with a smile and said, "Brother Zhili, we haven't seen each other for a long time. What are you doing in such a hurry to hang up? I want to chat with you too~"

Xia Wan: "?!"

What the **** is he talking about? Crazy?

In an instant, Xia Wan smelled the conspiracy.

So what the **** is Xia Mu trying to do? ? ?

as predicted.

for the next half hour.

Song Zhili kept smiling while Xia Wan slept on her side facing the wall, her expression became more and more hideous where Song Zhili and Xia Mu could not see.

Because during these half an hour, she heard Xia Mu gushing about her embarrassing things from childhood to adulthood.

And those things are really what she has experienced! !

Song Zhili also gave him a lot of face, and from time to time he would cooperate with a chuckle.

During this half hour, there was only one thought in Xia Mu's mind—

In this case, no one should think about it! !

It wasn't until Xia Mu mentioned that on the day when Xia Wan transferred to school, the princess hugged and rescued Grandpa Yuchi on the way, Xia Wan gave up the struggle completely.

No, she casually complained about Xia Mu, why should he remember it so clearly?

Xia Wan couldn't bear it anymore, pretended to wake up from her sleep, slowly opened her eyes, and asked as hoarsely as possible, "Song Zhili, who are you talking to?"

"Well." Song Zhili looked back at her and handed over the phone.

He also said: "Your sister called you, you were sleeping, and she told me a lot about you."

Xia Wan: "…"

I heard! She heard in both ears!

Xia Wan took the phone and sat up from the bed.

The siblings are separated by the screen, and the two similar faces are calm on the surface at the moment, but their hearts are already turbulent.

Xia Wan said, "My dear sister, when are you going to return to China?"

Xia Mu still squeezed his throat, and said calmly, "Let's talk about it, no rush."

He didn't want to go back to China to face these messes! This kind of mess was created by her dear sister, of course she needs to clean up!

Drunk dancing with the dog on the side of the road, telling Song Zhili that she has hemorrhoids, what other diseases can only men get? What other surprises did she have that he didn't know about? !

In that case, let her be Xia Mu all the time!

At this moment, Xia Wan's brain was running fast, and she also began to think about what to do to regain a city at this moment.

The next second she saw Song Zhili, so she thought of a way.

Xia Wan looked at Xia Mu and said seriously, "Sister, I suddenly thought of something."

Xia Mu immediately felt bad and asked cautiously, "What did you think of?"

Xia Wan asked him with a smile, "Don't you like Yuchiyan very much? I have a good relationship with him now. Do you want me to find a way to trick him into going abroad to meet you?"

Xia Mu smiled stiffly.

Did he meet Yu Chi Yan abroad? Should he really wear a wig and wear women's clothes? Don't even think about it for the rest of your life!

So Xia Mu refused directly: "No need, I don't like him anymore."

"That's great!" Seeing her brother taking the bait, Xia Wan immediately smiled and said: "Song Zhili told me some time ago that as long as you can find a more suitable marriage candidate, you can change this marriage. After my time I think Jiang Yushi is a very good person, I will push his WeChat to you now, you two have a good chat?"

After Xia Wan finished speaking, she looked at Song Zhili and asked, "Speaking of which, do you want to chat with my sister? Since you are here, I can give priority to pushing your WeChat over there."

Before Song Zhili could answer, Xia Mu gritted his teeth and refused for him: "No, thank you my brother. But my sister just discovered something recently, in fact, I don't seem to like men. If there is a suitable girl, you But remember to introduce it to my sister. Remember, my sister likes sweet girls who are cute when they smile."

Xia Wan: "…"

Ah.

sweet girl? Don't even think about it! Xia Mu, are you worthy? How many for you! Destroy it! !

"Oh? Is it such a coincidence?" Xia Wan resisted her determination to strangle Xia Mu, showing a smile that was uglier than crying, and said word by word, "Sister, brother, I don't like women either, we really deserve to be a family. !"

At this moment, the two of them had exactly the same twisted expressions, staring at each other as if they were looking in a mirror.

And from those eyes that were similar to their own, they could see the killing intent towards each other.

The two of them thought at the same time—

Damn, why am I not an only child? !

It's a sin to have a sister/brother! !

The author says:

Xie Ying: Does your family also have homosexual genes? Who are your parents cheating on the marriage? (bush)

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Xia Mu and Xia Wan were both red-eyed at this moment, both of them completely forgot that their identities were going to be replaced in the future, and they just wanted to kill each other first at this moment [Lighting a cigarette.jpg.]

As for Song Zhili's character, why would he suddenly bring up hemorrhoids to expose his scars? He understands everything he knows, but it's boring to write some things too clearly.

I haven't responded to the comments in the comment area in the past two days, because I don't know why I'm a little shy all of a sudden, but I've read it more than once, love you all

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