The Years When I Disguised As a Man at the Noble Academy

At this point, even killing Xie Yan is useless.

Yuchiyan also knew that, after all, this was done by Xie Yan's cat, not by Xie Yan.

So he decided to be reasonable.

Yu Chiyan looked at Xie Yan and said, "You and your cat have been sterilized together, so I'll just assume that it didn't happen."

In this regard, Xie Yan said, where the **** is this reasonable? Naturally, it is an outright refusal.

As a neutral person, Xia Wan can only stand up and say: "One step back, we will sterilize Tuesday, let's forget it."

So that day.

Yu Chiyan bought a bunch of pregnant cat items for Monday, and then paid for a series of preoperative examinations on Tuesday. He fasted and dehydrated that night, and performed the earliest operation the next day.

In fact, Xie Yan didn't care at all. He thought that he would wait until Tuesday to be a little older with a female puppet, give birth to a kitten and then sterilize it, but since he was pregnant on Monday, even though it was a cat on Tuesday, he still let it go from one day to the next. Better in the end.

The reaction on Tuesday was actually not intense, more can only be described as lament.

He went home on Tuesday that night, and Yu Chiyan also brought a gift, a pennant with four characters written on it—

Cut to Eternal.

Xia Wan laughed until her tears were about to come out, so she took Xu Yaoyao and Meng Qing to Xie Yan's house early the next morning to watch Tuesday.

The beautiful puppet was lying on the ground weakly with a collar around his neck, and the whole cat seemed to have lost his dream.

Xu Yaoyao and Meng Qing thought they were very cute, and they took a lot of photos for Tuesday in succession.

I didn't resist on Tuesday, the whole cat looked numb, and even the cat strips that I used to eat the most had no desire to put it in front of me.

Xia Wan looked at Xie Yan and asked, "Is this because of sterilization and depression on Tuesday?"

Xie Yan didn't say anything, just sat on the sofa and took off a new cat wand with feathers, and waved it in front of Xia Wan.

The feather brushed the tip of Xia Wan's nose, making her feel a little itchy, so she reached out and grabbed it.

And Xie Yan retracted the cat-fighting stick and looked at her with a smile.

Xia Wan directly picked up a cloth ball on the coffee table that she liked to play with before Tuesday and smashed it at Xie Yan, saying, "Can I stop playing and talk to you about business, you can't patronize the cat's food and drink, you have to care Its mood, animals can also be depressed."

Xie Yan smiled and said, "If I'm depressed on Tuesday, I'll beat Yuchi Yan to be depressed as well."

But seeing Xia Wan still worried about Tuesday's expression, Xie Yan could only say: "Just kidding, Tuesday is not depression, it's Si Chun."

"Ah?" Xia Wan was stunned for a moment and said, "Aren't they all sterilized?"

"Psychologically, I used to go home from vacation. I couldn't see it on Monday, and it showed me like this every day." Xie Yan looked at Xia Wan again and explained: "Although you were very enthusiastic every time you came to see it before, maybe it was also Because you went to Yuchiyan first, and you smelled of Monday."

Xia Wan understood, but she didn't quite believe it, so she immediately called Yuchiyan and asked him to bring Monday over to try it out.

The result is still true.

Although Tuesday is no longer a male cat in the strict sense, he still loves Zhou deeply, and even if he can't be a husband and wife, he should be a sister with him.

The moment he saw Monday, the sick Tuesday stood up and approached Monday with a "meow" cry.

Yu Chi Yan, who was originally angry, was relieved a little after seeing that the cat was still reluctantly in love with his precious daughter.

Anyway, it has been neutered on Tuesday, but not yet on Monday. If there is no tool for committing crimes on Tuesday and he is still a scum cat, he will arrange a better male cat for Monday! Pissed off Tuesday!

Thinking like this, Yu Chiyan decided to forgive Tuesday and its owner generously for the time being.

And soon, Jiang Yushi and Song Zhili also came, and they brought a lot of things.

Some for Mondays, some for Tuesdays, and even some for their future children.

They congratulated on becoming a mother on Monday, and congratulations on becoming a father-in-law on Tuesday.

Xie Yan sneered and told them both to get out.

Of course, Yuchiyan will come to Xie's house every day, not for anything, just to commit crimes.

Every day, he captures Tuesday's ugly photos and posts them on his Moments, and then adds a photo of himself and Monday together with the text: cats follow their owners, and Xie Yan's cats are just as ignorant as him.

But what Yu Chiyan never thought was that, because he persistently captured all kinds of strange photos on Tuesday, and made Tuesday's photos into emojis to spread throughout Sacred Sakura, in less than a week, Tuesday became the most popular spot in Sacred Sakura. The most famous net red cat.

And facing the same lovely Monday…

There are so many cute cats! Forget after reading it.

Yu Chiyan was even more depressed, so he never went to Xie Yan's house again. Xie Yan was also happy and at ease, and finally stopped.

In the blink of an eye, the New Year is almost here.

And this year, neither Xia Mu nor Xia's mother came back, and there were only Xia's father and Xia Wan in the family.

Father Xia sat on the sofa in distress, and invited his daughter to go shopping for New Year's goods together.

Although this kind of thing made it more convenient for the nanny at home, Xia Wan also saw that her father was a little lonely, so she agreed.

But-

Xia Wan fell silent as she looked at the pink floral dress, pink sweater cardigan, and furry shoes with cute pink bows in front of her.

Luckily, the wig was normal black, it would be weird if it were pink too.

Xia Wan raised her head to look at Father Xia, looking at the expectations in her father's eyes, she still said cruelly: "It's a bit cold to wear it out, I'd better find a down jacket."

And Father Xia said: "The air conditioner is on in the car, and there is heating in the supermarket. If you wear so much, it won't freeze you at all."

Xia Wan was still reluctant: "I understand the truth, but why do you suddenly want me to wear a skirt?"

Father Xia's expression became even more lonely: "In the past few months, you have always looked like a boy in front of me, I have always felt that I am with this kid Xia Mu, and the Chinese New Year is coming soon, you have to leave me alone as an old man. Both children and children."

Xia Wan: "…"

What a reason people don't know how to say no.

So Xia Wan could only change into this outfit carefully prepared by her father. She could swear that she had never been so pink in her life. In order to satisfy her father, she could do anything—

Do not! She definitely can't do anything!

Looking at a huge pink bow that Father Xia took out from nowhere, Xia Wan shook her head like a rattle.

Objection... objection is void.

Finally on the way out.

Father Xia was in a good mood when he went out shopping with his daughter. He did not ask the driver to pick him up, but drove himself.

Xia Wan, on the other hand, looked blankly at the pink bow on her head through the rear mirror, feeling that life was meaningless.

Father Xia asked, "What's wrong, Wanwan, are you unhappy?"

Xia Wan forced a smile: "No, Dad, I'm very happy."

Xia Wan continued to stare at the rear car mirror in a daze, and suddenly thought of the last time her father gave her a skirt, and then she was seen by Song Zhili and Yu Chiyan on the spot and said those strange words.

Xia Wan made a silent wish in her heart that she would never meet Song Zhili and Yuchiyan again when she wore a skirt this time.

God may have heard Xia Wan's wish, but it didn't completely satisfy Xia Wan, because—

When looking at Jiang Yu who was shopping for snacks not far away, Xia Wan's face that couldn't smile completely collapsed.

Father Xia didn't know what his daughter was thinking. He pushed a shopping cart and said cheerfully, "Come on, Wanwan, let's hurry in. Dad has wanted to go shopping with you in the supermarket for a long time!"

Looking at Father Xia's expectant expression, Xia Wan really couldn't say anything to refuse.

She followed behind her father and looked in the direction just now, but Jiang Yushi was no longer there.

Xia Wan breathed a sigh of relief.

This supermarket is very big, with three floors, and there are many people during Chinese New Year. In such an environment, even if two people want to meet, they may not always find each other, let alone meet by chance.

Shouldn't be so unlucky.

Xia Wan followed behind her father and bought some dried fruits that he liked with him. Then a man walked up to him and greeted Father Xia enthusiastically: "Mr. Xia! You are here too, what a coincidence."

The smile on Father Xia's face was a little stiff, and he didn't respond for a while.

Xia Wan lowered her voice and reminded: "It's Uncle Chen from real estate. There is a daughter at home who has just started kindergarten."

Father Xia immediately understood and greeted with a smile: "Old Chen, what a coincidence."

When two middle-aged men meet, chatting is also a matter of work.

Uncle Chen has a new piece of land to sell. Father Xia is very interested in it. The two want to talk now.

So Father Xia looked at Xia Wan, afraid that she would be bored next to her and said, "Wan Wan, you go shopping in the supermarket first and buy something you like to eat. Dad will call you in ten minutes."

Xia Wan nodded obediently, pushed the shopping cart and left.

This supermarket is indeed a bit outrageous. Xia Wan pushed the shopping cart from the elevator to the second floor, which mainly sells snacks, desserts and fruits.

Xia Wan put all the peach-related snacks, desserts, biscuits and sodas that she could buy into the shopping cart, for fear of missing something.

Until Xia Wan saw her favorite fruit wine, but her favorite peach flavor was placed on the top shelf of the shelf.

Xia Wan stood in front of the shelf, reaching out and trying to get it, but without success.

Xia Wan could only give up the idea of ​​​​taking it down, and looked around, trying to find the free staff in the supermarket to help her get it.

The free staff was not found, but she saw a "hidden" bench in the corner of the shelf.

Xia Wan looked up at the fruit wine, and felt that she should be able to step on this bench.

Xia Wan's action has always been very fast, she immediately took out the bench, adjusted the appropriate position, and then stood up.

Sure enough, she successfully got the fruit wine she wanted.

However, the bench suddenly swayed crookedly, and the moment Xia Wan held the fruit wine, she felt a sense of weightlessness under her feet.

At that moment, Xia Wan's mind went blank, and the first thing that came to her mind was that Xia Mu laughed at her ill-natured appearance in the video call two days ago.

She has indeed eaten a little more during this time, and she has indeed gained five pounds, but it will not crush the supermarket bench directly, right?

At that moment, Xia Wan didn't have time to think about how painful it would be to fall to the ground, but she just thought it would be very embarrassing.

But the moment he fell to the ground, the expected pain did not come, because a hand fell on Xia Wan's waist at a critical moment, which could be said to catch her.

And Xia Wan's right hand is still holding the bottle of peach-flavored fruit wine high. It can be said that she has used her life to protect it. The moment she landed, she was still completely unsteady, and attached to the hand around her waist for the second time. The tragic fate of falling to the ground was avoided.

Xia Wan was indeed taken aback by this sudden change, and instinctively grabbed the opponent's arm with her other hand empty to seek a sense of security, for fear of another third accident.

And her back, at the moment, was pressed against a warm chest.

"Well…"

A muffled groan sounded behind him, and the boy's voice contained a hint of disbelief: "That, you are stepping on my feet."

Xia Wan immediately released her hand and her foot.

She stepped back from the embrace of the person behind her, and turned around quickly and said, "Thank you so much, if it weren't for you, I..."

Four eyes facing each other.

Both were stunned.

The beautiful young peach blossom's eyes were only stunned when she saw Xia Wan, because the hand that had just wrapped around her waist and was hanging on her forehead, said, "Xia Wan, it's you, you're back home again?"

Xia Wan: "…"

It's better to let her fall to the ground just now, it's better to put her face on the ground, the kind that Jiang Yushi can't recognize.

But at this moment, she could only bite the bullet and say, "Yes, I... I'll be back for the New Year."

Tomorrow is New Year's Eve, the day after tomorrow is New Year's Eve, there are only two days.

At this moment, the supermarket staff who witnessed all this quickly ran over and asked, "Ma'am, are you okay? Are you injured?"

"It's okay." Xia Wan waved her hand, pointed to the bench that was completely useless in front of her, and said, "I accidentally stepped on it and broke it, where do I need to compensate?"

"No no no." The staff shook his head repeatedly and said, "This bench is already broken. We didn't have time to throw it away. We hid it in order to prevent it from being used... Madam, how did you find it?"

Xia Wan: "…"

It turns out that all of this has nothing to do with her gaining five pounds. She can only blame her eyes for being so good that she actually found the bad bench that was hidden by the staff.

The staff said a lot of apologies one after another before leaving.

Jiang Yushi looked at Xia Wan and asked, "Do you want to take the fruit wine on it?"

Xia Wan looked at Jiang Yushi's height and smiled at him: "Can you do me a favor?"

Jiang Yushi looked at her.

Soon, the dozen or so bottles of peach-flavored fruit wine in the top row were all taken down by Jiang Yushi and placed neatly in Xia Wan's shopping cart.

Looking at a shopping pink snacks (because they are all peach flavored), and looking at Xia Wan's clothes today, Jiang Yushi asked her, "Do you like pink very much?"

Xia Wan: "…"

She doesn't like it.

But Xia Wan didn't want to explain so much, and couldn't explain it, so she could only smile and nod.

She didn't want to spend more time with Jiang Yushi at this time, but fortunately her father also called and said, "Wanwan, where are you?"

Xia Wan immediately said: "I know Dad, don't rush, I'll go to the place just now to find you."

After speaking, Xia Wan hung up the phone without waiting for Father Xia to speak again.

She looked at Jiang Yushi apologetically and said, "I'm sorry, my father is waiting for me, I have to go first."

Jiang Yushi immediately said, "Wait!"

Xia Wan had just taken a step before she could only stop and asked strangely, "Is there anything else?"

"that…"

Jiang Yushi pursed his lips and said, "I want to say thank you, the biscuits handed over to Xiamu last time are delicious."

"It's fine if you like it, then I'll go first." Xia Wan once again settled the topic politely and quickly, and pushed the shopping cart to leave.

However, just after taking a step, Xia Wan felt something was wrong.

She looked down at her ankle, and took two more tentative steps forward.

Pain is pain that cannot be ignored.

Jiang Yushi also noticed her strangeness, and immediately followed up and asked, "What's wrong?"

Xia Wan had no way to seek help from other people at this moment, she could only tell the truth: "My foot seems to be swollen, and it hurts to walk."

Jiang Yushi immediately showed an annoyed expression on his face, and said apologetically, "It's my fault, I didn't catch you completely just now."

Xia Wan naturally comforted him: "This has nothing to do with you. You have done your best. Without you, I would have more than a foot cramp today."

Jiang Yushi still decided to take on the responsibility and asked, "Where are you going? I'll take you there."

Did Jiang Yu send her there?

Xia Wan looked at Jiang Yushi's shoulder and looked rather reliable.

But if he were to carry her on his back, she was Xia Wan now, wouldn't this kind of contact be slightly intimate?

But Xia Wan is a person who doesn't like to endure hardship. Her ankle really hurts badly, and she doesn't want to be brave, because the price of being brave is to endure hardship herself.

So she just hesitated for a few seconds and decided, if Jiang Yushi offered to carry her, she would never refuse.

Then-

Looking at the shopping cart that had been vacated by Jiang Yushi, Xia Wan's expression was a little stiff.

Jiang Yushi didn't know what Xia Wan was thinking, and he raised his head and smiled at her: "Come in quickly, I'll just push you away."

Xia Wan: "...you're so smart."

Did Jiang Yushi mean to let her sit in this supermarket shopping cart? She is seventeen years old! Not seven years old!

At this moment, a child of about three or four years old was standing in the shopping cart. The mother who was pushing the cart behind him called out danger and sat down with an unhappy face.

Xia Wan was not very willing to enjoy the same treatment with such a child, and said, "My feet hurt and it is inconvenient to enter."

Jiang Yushi immediately said that he understood—

Of course, Xia Wan soon felt that he understood the fart.

"It's offended." Jiang Yushi said, and reached out from behind to hug Xia Wan, and said, "Bend your legs."

Xia Wan who suddenly "flyed" into the air: "???"

She didn't realize what it was for, but her body instinctively did as Jiang Yushi asked.

Then she was lifted a little higher by Jiang Yushi, and she easily put it into the shopping cart and squatted.

After successfully solving the "problem", Jiang Yushi stood behind Xia Wan and pushed the shopping cart forward, and asked, "Which area are we going to on the first floor now?"

At this moment, the shopping cart just turned back, and the three- or four-year-old child pointed at Xia Wan and said to his mother, "Sister! That elder sister also rides the same car as me!"

Mom coaxed her: "Yes, yes, my sister is also a child like you."

The child's voice was so loud that some passersby looked over.

Xia Wan: "…"

Xia Wan expressionlessly picked up the largest bag of biscuits at hand and used it to cover her face.

There was only one thought in her mind at the moment—

Good, lost, people! !

Jiang Yushi's eyes fell on Xia Wan, and he heard his heartbeat speed up a little.

so cute.

Even the bows are so cute.

The author says:

Jiang Yushi: Am I smart?

Xia Wan: Thank you all.

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In fact, Xiaojiang is embarrassed to have physical contact with Wanwan all the time.

If Xiao Xie encounters this situation, he will definitely choose to carry it. If it is Xiao Song, he should choose to hug, and the possessiveness of hug is stronger.

But if it was Yuchi, he would choose to compete with Wanwan in a cockfight to see who can jump to the first floor with one foot first. Thank you to the little angel who voted or irrigated nutrient solution for me during 2022-08-1100:07:33~2022-08-1121:54:18~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Chao Suishui, Moxiang's dishes are delicious, and 1 non-staff member of the wandering circus;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: everyone has a love for money, and the wise do not eat supper. 40 bottles; I also fell. Swift and Muzai have to go to bed early for 10 bottles; Yanhui and Gaga have 5 bottles; Jianxi and Datutu are learning mathematics and have 3 bottles of tea party in Yue and Cang; Jingbujing, Xiaoyi, study hard, labor and capital are ladies, Find & Aomori, boiled eggs are especially delicious, Bugu, Jingjia, Vinlissssa 1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!