The Years When I Disguised As a Man at the Noble Academy

In terms of wickedness, compared to Xie Yan, those present here are rubbish.

Song Zhili's eyes fell on the fruit wine placed not far away, and he hesitated for a few seconds.

Xie Yan's eyes were smiling, and there was an inexplicable feeling of provocation in it.

So Song Zhili picked up the phone again and inspired Su with news.

【I made a mistake, return it to me】

The others laughed so much that their shoulders were shaking, and they all slumped on the bed. Fortunately, Xia Mu's bed was big enough.

Anyone can imagine how speechless Su Qi on the other end of the phone is at the moment.

And soon he replied with two words.

【ill? 】

Song Zhili put down the phone and said calmly, "You only said that I should ask for it, but you didn't say that it must be successful."

Xie Yan also laughed happily, as long as he did it, it would be funny enough, and naturally he didn't make things difficult for Song Zhili, even if he completed the adventure mission.

A new round of the game begins again.

This time, it's the other way around.

Song Zhili finally got the biggest card, just like there is karma in the dark, this time it was Xie Yan who got the lowest card.

Jiang Yushi lowered his head to check his playing cards in disbelief, and muttered, "It's weird, how did this become a two-player game?"

After three rounds, only Song Zhili and Xie Yan were in the game.

Xie Xie was disgusted with Song Zhili twice, and naturally he was ready for his turn.

So he said directly: "Big adventure, come on."

In this world, there is nothing Xie Yan can't do, except—

Seeing that Song Zhili found a pen and paper, and handed him a hundred-character manuscript in a very short time, the smile on Xie Yan's face was stiff.

Xia Wan immediately looked over and laughed out loud.

Because the paper given by Song Zhili was full of words of praise and gratitude to his mother.

Song Zhili also stated his specific requirements for Xie Yan's big adventure: "Call your mother now and read all the above, for at least ten minutes, and don't be found out that this is a game penalty."

Xie Yan has always been willing to admit defeat, although he was not very happy, he still got through the phone.

Over there, Xie's mother's voice sounded: "Hello?"

"Mom." Xie Yan shouted, then raised the manuscript and said, "I have something to tell you."

Mother Xie: "Okay, if you have anything to say, just say it directly."

Xie Yan looked at the manuscript in his hand and read it expressionlessly: "Mom, this year is the seventeenth new year you brought me to this world, and I know that your eyes will always fall on me, it's you Accompany me to grow up. I don't know if I have become your pride over the years, but having a mother like you is the happiest thing in my life. If there is an afterlife, I am still willing to be your child. Mom, happy new year, Even if I'm not by your side, you have to take care of yourself."

Silence, so long silence, that Xie Yan began to wonder if the signal was bad.

He called out again: "Mom?"

"Woohoo ... Mom is there, my mother heard it." Xie's voice brought the cry and repeatedly said, "Mom heard it."

Yuchiyan and Jiang Yushi looked at each other, both of them were blank.

Are you really so moved?

And Xia Wan understood Song Zhili's intention.

Xie Yan wanted to help Song Zhili repair the relationship between him and Su Qi, so why wasn't Song Zhili helping Xie Yan? But he opted for a more direct approach.

Song Zhili spoke to Xie Yan with his mouth shape: Ten minutes.

The big adventure requires ten minutes of chat.

So Xie Yan could only bite the bullet and continue chatting and asked, "What are you crying for?"

And although Mother Xie's voice was still crying, she became anxious again: "Baby son, have you been kidnapped? Is the kidnapper next to you now? If so, cough twice, and mother will understand. already."

On the other side, Xie Ying sneered and interjected: "Xie Yan, you'd better be kidnapped now, and I will use all the money from your parents to redeem you. But if you say this kind of sensationalism for the first time in so many years If so, why didn't you call me? Then don't come back!"

Xie Yan frowned.

He felt a little ashamed.

Xie Yan said, "I was not kidnapped."

He didn't say the second sentence, not because he didn't want to, but because it was too noisy on the phone.

Since he was not kidnapped, Xie's mother and Xie Ying began to discuss what happened to their son/brother to be so abnormal.

The two guessed differently, and they were about to quarrel.

Father Xie's voice sounded, and he stood up to preside over the overall situation: "Can you two stop arguing? Give me the phone and let me explain."

It was finally quiet over there, and then Father Xie asked, "Thank you? Are you listening?"

Xie Yan said, "I am here."

Father Xie asked seriously, "What setbacks did you encounter outside? Are you not blowing the cold wind on the rooftop now? Are you not going to jump off the building after this phone call? Do you need Dad to arrange a psychiatrist for you?"

Xie Yan: "..."

Xie Yan: "No preparation, no need."

Father Xie sounded relieved, and said "there is still help" to the other end of the phone, and then asked Xie Yan: "Didn't you go to Xia's house to meet your friends tonight? Why did you suddenly call back? You two had a quarrel. ?"

Everyone looked at Xie Yan in unison, the rare unity of thoughts at this moment, they were all waiting for Xie Yan's answer.

"Yeah." Xie Yan responded unexpectedly, with a bit of distress in his voice: "They all isolated me, and no one has spoken to me until now. I regret leaving home today."

Everyone: "???"

Lying in front of so many people, Xie Yan remained calm.

On the other side of the phone, Father Xie's voice sounded quite happy: "They can't stand your weird temper finally? I really never understood, you have friends who are willing to play with you for so many years? They are too kind Right."

Everyone: "…"

It feels amazing to suddenly be issued a good person card.

As soon as Father Xie's voice fell, he cried out in pain. Obviously, he was beaten by Mother Xie, and Mother Xie reprimanded him for not speaking to his son like this.

The other end of the phone was noisy, the way the Xie family got along was always like this, only Xie Yan was out of tune.

And Xie Yan looked down at the time displayed on the phone screen, it had been nine minutes.

With the last minute left, he could hang up the phone.

At this moment, the noise over there was a little quieter, and it seemed that someone had taken the phone away.

The little girl's lovely voice sounded, and she said timidly, "Uncle, I am Yuanyuan."

Xie Yan's mood is not bad at the moment, and he rarely cares: "What's the matter? Your mother bullied you?"

"No." Yuanyuan hurriedly denied it, and then urged seriously: "Uncle, I called you when you went out today, but you shouldn't have heard, your scarf was left at home, and you didn't wear gloves. It's so cold outside, you have to keep warm and don't catch a cold."

Xie Yan was slightly startled.

He was silent for a few seconds, did not answer, but asked, "What do you want to eat tomorrow? Go back and bring it to you."

The topic changed so suddenly.

But for Yuanyuan, children don't think so much, she still replied instinctively: "I want to eat fried chicken, but my mother won't give it to me, saying it's not healthy."

Xie Yan replied without taking it too seriously: "It's okay, I'll bring it to you secretly, so she won't find out."

There was a round of cheers on the phone: "Okay! Uncle is the best!"

until the phone hangs up.

There was a smile in Xie Yan's eyes that he didn't realize, and it was completely sincere.

And then, this game is finally not a one-man show of Xie Yan and Song Zhili.

Jiang Yushi was the one who drew the biggest card this time, and Yuchi Yan was the unlucky one.

Jiang Yushi smiled at Yuchiyan, smiling maliciously.

It was this slightly dangerous smile that made Yuchiyan move back a little and asked cautiously, "What do you want to do?"

Jiang Yushi didn't answer directly, but continued to dig a hole for Yuchiyan and asked, "Yuchi, who do you think is the braver person between you and Alibi?"

When Yu Chiyan looked at Jiang Yu, although he felt that something was wrong, he still replied: "If you ask me about my IQ, I may be modest, but is there any comparison for such a thing as bravery? I have no problem with hanging Song Zhili. Bar?"

Song Zhili chuckled lightly and did not refute.

Jiang Yushi wanted Yuchiyan's answer, and continued to ask, "Do you dare to do what Song Zhili dares to do?"

Yu Chiyan thought about it and asked, "I also give Su a dollar for inspiration?"

Jiang Yushi was speechless and said, "What's the relationship between you and Su Qi? Of course you have to ask Lu Yue to see a movie tomorrow."

Yuchiyan sneered and said, "I really want to complete this task, but it's a pity, I don't have Lu Yue's contact information."

"It's okay, I have it." Jiang Yushi enthusiastically took out his mobile phone, clicked on Lu Yue's WeChat avatar, dialed the phone, and handed it directly to Yu Chiyan.

Yu Chiyan: "???"

Yu Chiyan was at a loss, but the words had already been released, so he could only bite the bullet and take the phone, wishing Lu Yue not to answer the phone in his heart.

However, it failed again. The phone over there was quickly connected, and Lu Yue's voice sounded suspiciously: "When Jiang Yu, are you looking for me?"

Yuchiyan cleared his throat and said, "I'm Yuchiyan."

"Oh." Lu Yue didn't seem to care whether it was Jiang Yushi or Yuchiyan on the phone, and asked directly, "What's the matter?"

Yu Chi Yan did not grumble, but said directly: "Are you free tomorrow? I want to see you a movie."

Although he thought it was strange to invite Lu Yue, everyone was embarrassed tonight.

Anyway, Lu Yue couldn't agree, and he might even call him sick.

Yu Chiyan had never expected Lu Yue to scold him so much in his life.

On the other side of the phone, Lu Yue did not answer directly, but asked, "What movie to watch?"

Yu Chi Yan was at a loss, how did he know what movies were coming out recently?

Xia Wan reminded in a low voice, "Bears haunt New Year's cards."

Yuchiyan immediately parroted his tongue: "Bears haunt New Year's cards."

"Okay." Lu Yue agreed and said, "Tomorrow at three o'clock, watch the first show."

The phone hangs up.

At the moment when he realized that he really seemed to have an appointment with Lu Yue to watch a movie together, Yu Chi Yan was completely in doubt about his life.

Jiang Yushi trembled with laughter, almost rolled off the bed, and kept reaching out to pat the pillow, tears almost bursting out of laughter.

He never thought that this casually mentioned adventure would actually come true? Also, are Lu Yue and Yu Chiyan going to watch cartoons together? Hahahaha this is even more funny!

Yu Chiyan still couldn't understand: "Why? Why did he agree?"

Xia Wan smiled without saying a word.

Because Lu Yue likes watching cartoons very much, but even the younger brothers around him are reluctant to accompany him to the cinema to watch, Lu Yue has been troubled by this matter.

For Lu Yue, Yuchiyan really came to the door.

Then Yu Chiyan set his sights on Jiang Yushi, the culprit responsible for all this. The two of them scuffled on the bed and fell down together. The sound of the fall was not light.

Yuchiyan covered his left head, Jiang Yushi covered his waist, and the two climbed up together again.

The real mastermind behind the scenes, Xia Wan, hid her merits and fame, and came out to persuade him: "Okay, don't do it for the New Year's Eve, are you going to continue?"

The game naturally has to continue. After Song Zhili and Xie Yan pitted each other, they could be at peace as if nothing had happened, but Jiang Yushi and Yuchiyan couldn't do it. They were praying that they would be able to pit each other hard. Bundle.

I've been playing this game for a few hours, and I've almost done all kinds of wicked things.

It's getting late, it's half past eleven.

Everyone decided to play one last game.

This time, the loser was Xia Wan, and the winner was Yu Chiyan.

Yu Chiyan actually doesn't like to specifically target people, he prefers the randomness in the game, so he said: "Call your nearest contact on WeChat and tell a bad joke for five minutes."

Xia Wan rolled her eyes at Yuchiyan, took out her phone and opened WeChat.

Yu Chiyan strangely read out the recent contact's note: "Shit? Who is shit?"

Song Zhili frowned slightly when he heard these two words.

Xia Wan smiled stiffly.

No, wait, this is Xia Mu, this call cannot be made.

But those fruit wines with the same peach flavor are higher than usual, so Xia Wan has never dared to drink it, and she took it out today as a punishment for not being able to lose, because she never thought that she would be faced with not being able to lose. Case.

Yu Chiyan saw Xia Wan's hesitation and asked strangely, "Xia Mu, what are you hesitating for?"

Xie Yan's gaze fell on Xia Wan's mobile phone screen, and it was indeed his familiar avatar. He looked back at the fruit wines clearly marked with degrees.

The next second, he snatched Xia Wan's phone and jumped out of bed.

Xia Wan's eyes widened, and she immediately wanted to catch up, shouting: "Thank you! Give me back the phone! Don't mess around!"

However, her feet have not fully recovered, and there is no major problem with walking, but she still has the disadvantage.

However, in the fight between the two, they fell to the ground and were stepped on by Xie Yan.

The two stopped at the same time.

Xie Yan bent down to pick up the phone, the screen was already shattered, it was a complete make-up exam, apparently even the inner screen was shattered along with it.

Xie Yan looked at Xia Wan and said, "Sorry."

After Xie Yan finished speaking, he went to get his cell phone, and immediately sent a message to his bodyguard, saying, "A new cell phone will be delivered tomorrow morning."

On the surface, Xia Wan blamed Xie Yan, but in reality she breathed a sigh of relief.

This phone is bad, good bad, good bad, otherwise I don't know how to fool it.

It's not too early, Xia Wan said: "Let's go to the terrace on the third floor, it should be ready."

But Jiang Yushi said, "Wait."

Under everyone's strange eyes, he took out a few red envelopes from his backpack and distributed them one by one.

Yu Chi Yan waved the red envelope in his hand and asked, "Why, you automatically increase your generation?"

Jiang Yushi said, "This is Dad's best wishes for you."

Yu Chiyan raised his foot and wanted to kick him again.

However, this is also a good moral, everyone got up and put the red envelope on their bedside and pressed it with a pillow.

Looking at the extra red envelope in Jiang Yushi's hand, Xia Wan asked strangely, "You haven't released yours yet?"

Jiang Yushi handed the red envelope to Xia Wan again, and said, "This is for your sister. I thought she was there, so put it on her bedside?"

Xia Wan didn't expect Jiang Yushi to think so thoughtfully, so she took the red envelope and walked into her room, putting it under the pillow.

Looking at Xia Wan's back, Jiang Yushi's eyes fell on her ankle.

When he just watched "Xia Mu" and Xie Yan scramble for the phone, he seemed a little unsteady, but now it doesn't look any different.

Jiang Yushi breathed a sigh of relief, and sure enough, it was his illusion again, thinking about it too much every day.

Soon the group went to the terrace on the third floor, which had already been arranged.

Countless beautiful lanterns hang, and countless candles light up the night.

The housekeeper has prepared a variety of snacks and drinks, including blankets to keep warm at night.

Xia Wan said: "There will be fireworks at twelve o'clock."

Jiang Yushi asked curiously, "What kind of?"

Xia Wan couldn't answer, because it was all prepared by Xia Mu, and it was shipped today, saying it was a surprise for her.

Of course, if Xia Wan was given a chance to know in advance what the fireworks would look like today, she would never let them out.

Absolutely not.

At exactly twelve o'clock, fireworks bloomed in the air, and eleven big characters were neatly arranged—

Xia Mu is the most handsome man in the world.

The fireworks were red for the first time, orange for the second time, and the fireworks were put on seven times, directly collecting the colors of the rainbow.

Fireworks kept blooming in the air, and everyone was forced to watch "Xia Mu is the most handsome man in the world" seven times. This sentence was like a spell, repeatedly brainwashed in everyone's mind.

And when it was put on the second time, Yu Chiyan took out his mobile phone to take a photo. After all, he couldn't even do such a narcissistic thing.

Jiang Yushi also looked at Xia Wan incomprehensibly. He opened his mouth and said nothing.

But a thousand words are silent.

The corners of Xia Wan's lips twitched wildly, she just wanted to find a hole to crawl in and go directly abroad to strangle Xia Mu.

She never thought that the so-called surprise fireworks were actually such a ghost.

And Xie Yan also picked up the phone and took a short video and sent it to his WeChat list—

shit.

Well, after changing a note, it looks a lot more pleasing to the eye.

The fireworks were finally over, and the scene was silent, eerily quiet.

Yu Chiyan glanced at Xia Wan, didn't hold back, laughed and posted on the Moments.

Others also have expressions of smirking.

Social death has increased.

Xia Wan took a deep breath, and her mood changed from being awkward just now to feeling a little funny.

Because Xia Wan knew that Xia Mu had the habit of watching the Shengying Forum, and also knew that this kind of thing would definitely be brought to the past for discussion, and Xia Mu would definitely be able to see it, so this time he was shooting himself in the foot.

And Xia Wan also laughed. In Yu Chiyan's view, this was a major manifestation of her "narcissism", and she was even proud!

Also, if you weren't proud, you wouldn't be able to set off fireworks that only praise your own qualities in front of all of them, right?

Yuchiyan was very dissatisfied with this behavior, he felt that it should be changed to "Xia Mu and Yuchiyan are the most handsome men in the world".

There is a lot of trouble, and enough is enough.

Everyone chatted for a while, saying "Happy New Year" and "Good night" to each other, and then they left and went back to the room one after another.

Only Song Zhili did not leave.

He sat alone on the reclining chair and looked at the table, where Xia Wan's cell phone, the broken cell phone, was placed.

He saw her fall, but he didn't remind her.

He didn't know if she would come back tonight to get this temporarily unavailable phone.

More than half an hour had passed, and when he thought he couldn't wait tonight, footsteps sounded.

Xia Wan pushed open the door and walked in. She was stunned when she saw Song Zhili, and then asked, "Why haven't you gone back to rest?"

Song Zhili smiled at her and said, "I know I can't sleep, so I want to go back later, how about you?"

Xia Wan picked up the phone in front of him and said, "It's down."

Xia Wan put the phone in her pocket, but instead of leaving directly, she sat beside him, raised her head to look at the sky, and asked, "Are you still looking at the moon?"

"No." Song Zhili denied it, and said in a gentle voice, "I'm looking at the naan, and I'm still thinking about when the big plate/chicken I mentioned last time will be ready to eat."

Xia Wan was amused by his words, and said, "Yeah, I haven't had the chance to eat all the time, so school must start."

The two smiled at each other.

It's too cold here, and the candles have been blown out a lot. When there were a lot of people, everyone laughed and laughed together and it was nothing, but now it feels even more cold and quiet.

After the two chatted for a few more words, Xia Wan said, "Let's go back, we'll catch a cold if we stay here any longer."

"Okay." Song Zhili got up and followed Xia Wan.

However, an accident happened, and there seemed to be a problem with the door.

No matter how Xia Wan turned the handle, there was no response.

Song Zhili squatted down, held a candle to check carefully, and finally frowned: "The door lock is broken, it should only be opened from the inside."

Song Zhili's words made Xia Wan's heart die, because except for the housekeeper who set off the fireworks, who stayed until twelve o'clock, the nanny and auntie at home were all on vacation early.

That is to say, there is no one in the whole villa except for a few of them, and they have probably rested.

Xia Wan's cell phone was broken, and Song Zhili didn't have the habit of carrying a cell phone with her. Even if they didn't rest, they couldn't contact them now.

Xia Wan also knew that there was no other way but to say: "It seems that they will have to wait until they wake up tomorrow morning to find us."

Song Zhili lowered his eyelashes, but his expression was a bit self-deprecating, and he muttered: "Sure enough, as long as I am there, unfortunate things will happen."

Even such a small probability event made him encounter it.

Song Zhili didn't care about this, but he didn't want Xia Wan to be by his side at this time.

It's so cold here, she'll have a hard time staying all night.

Xia Wan looked at Song Zhili and asked back: "The door lock in my room was broken before, and now the door lock here is broken, if you have to follow your logic, shouldn't it be me who brought misfortune? It seems that I have offended the **** of door locks."

After Xia Wan finished speaking, ignoring Song Zhili's reaction, she pulled him to the reclining chair and sat down again, taking a few blankets and sharing them with him.

Xia Wan sat cross-legged on the reclining chair and counted with Song Zhili with her fingers crossed, and said, "Look, there are reclining chairs here to rest, blankets to keep you warm, so much to eat and drink, and a beautiful moon to watch. , and friends can chat. Where is this bad luck? It's obviously a very lucky thing, so you can have fun."

Song Zhili looked at her.

The girl's beautiful eyes were sparkling, as if written in eight big characters, "Am I smart? Come and praise me!"

After a long time, the teenager pursed his chapped lips and said in a hoarse voice, "Yes, I'm very lucky."

His hand fell into his pocket and lightly grasped the one-dollar coin.

It was the selfishness that he secretly hid, and it was also a despicable means to win her attention.

He has always known that he is an unlucky person, and he has long been used to it, and he never has any extravagant expectations for anything.

But on the first day of the new year, he began to believe that coins really seemed to bring luck.

Because it brought her.

The author says:

After writing, I just want to say

Xiao Song, you love it too! (bites the paper towel)

Did anyone see! Xiao Xie's way of being nice to people is also very simple, that is to buy her something she likes to eat, so he always prepares a peach-flavored drink for Wanwan. .

Thanks to the little angel who voted for me or irrigated nutrient solution during 2022-08-1301:23:32~2022-08-1321:56:18~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: Chao Suishui, I am used to being cold;

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!