The Years When I Disguised As a Man at the Noble Academy

"Your fiancée?" The girl looked at Yuchiyan, only to feel that the absurdity of the matter had escalated, and asked, "Who is so generous to have dinner with several rivals in love? Who are you lying to?"

Yuchiyan answered generously: "I didn't lie to you, because we are a family marriage, and I will not interfere with her emotional life."

The girl looked at Yu Chiyan for a few seconds, then turned around and exchanged glances with the sisters at the next table.

Then she turned the WeChat QR code page to Yu Chiyan, and said, "You have an interesting personality, you can look at it well, and make friends?"

Yu Chiyan: "???"

How did things turn out like this.

He just said it casually, why did he finally come to ask for his WeChat? Is he Xie Yan's substitute? Begging to replace him?

Yu Chiyan naturally refused.

The girl still insisted and asked, "Why? Since you don't like your fiancee, you can also try to meet new people."

"Ah." Yu Chiyan's brain was running fast, and he finally thought of a way to refuse that he thought was the best.

He pointed to Xia Wan and said seriously, "Because this is my boyfriend."

Jiang Yushi & Xie Yan & Song Zhili: "..."

It never occurred to me that the most outrageous person was actually Yu Chiyan.

Xia Wan: "?"

She really wanted to kick Yuchiyan.

girl:"???"

She stared at Yu Chiyan for a long time, and then asked, "Does your fiancee know that you are gay?"

Yu Chiyan shook his head.

The girl got a little angry and asked, "You said that you like a man and you have a marriage contract with her. Are you trying to cheat marriage?"

Yu Chiyan: "..."

The girl's hand tapped Song Zhili, Xie Yan, and Jiang Yushi's faces one by one, and asked, "You three like her? Then don't tell her? Are they all scumbags?"

Three people: "…"

Jiang Yushi: "...Actually, we just found out."

Song Zhili: "I met by chance, I'm not familiar with it."

Xie Yan asked directly, "I'm her boyfriend now, do you think I can still get them married?"

Yes, it makes sense.

The girl was finally successfully persuaded, and she didn't want to ask any of them for WeChat, and turned back to her table.

She lowered her head and said something to her two friends, and the two girls also looked over, with a very complicated expression.

Xie Yan said thoughtfully: "Although I can't hear it, I can imagine what they are talking about."

Jiang Yushi also nodded in agreement and said, "Three third parties, a couple cheating marriage, they must be discussing what a wonderful combination we are."

Xia Wan smiled but said, "Who can the four of you blame?"

She didn't say a word the whole time!

suddenly.

Xie Yan looked at the chili peppers on Yuchiyan's chopsticks, and immediately looked at Xia Wan in dissatisfaction and said, "Look at him, he just stole the spicy beef!"

Jiang Yushi's eyes widened, and he immediately flipped over the hot pot with a spoon: "Yuchiyan! Where's my spicy beef?"

Song Zhili said with a serious look: "I have to add another one. I'll go to the waiter."

For the first time, the three of them had such a tacit understanding, and they changed the subject together.

Xia Wan could see what they were thinking, but she didn't bother to care.

only-

Yu Chiyan: "???"

Does just a piece of beef really matter that much?

On the way back, they took a shortcut and passed a family.

The family's yard is full of peach trees, and a sign is hung on the door.

[Peach tree hangs a blessing bag for free to make a wish]

There was a rocking chair in the yard, and an old grandfather was lying there with a fan in his hand.

Xia Wan stopped.

Song Zhili asked, "Do you want to make a wish?"

Xia Wan looked at the old grandfather with a puzzled look on her face: "Isn't it cold when he is holding a fan in the winter?"

As soon as Xia Wan finished speaking, the old grandfather stood up, still waving the fan in his hand, looked at them with a smile, and shouted, "You guys, come in to pray and make a wish."

Grandpa took the initiative to invite, but they were embarrassed to refuse.

The old grandfather gave them several lucky bags and pen and paper, and said: "Peach is a good thing. Peach fruit has the meaning of fertility, health, good luck, and longevity. Peach blossom symbolizes spring, love, beauty and ideal world."[Note 1] "

Xia Wan swallowed and said, "Peaches are delicious."

The old grandfather was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes narrowed with a smile, and he said, "You are such an interesting child."

Because Xia Wan really likes to eat peaches, she loves Wu Jiwu and loves the tree that can produce peaches. She is the first to pick up a pen and paper and write her wish on it.

With her taking the lead, everyone else was thinking about what to write.

The grandfather said happily: "My peach tree is only waiting for people who have fate. You hang up the lucky bag, and when the peach blossoms fall, all the wishes will come true. But you can't be greedy, one person can only write one , but don't tell anyone until you do it, or it won't work."

After everyone wrote their wishes, they put them in the lucky bags, and grandpa hung them on the tree one by one.

On the way back, Yu Chiyan curiously asked what wishes they had written.

But no one told him.

After all, my grandfather said that I can only write one, and I can't tell anyone, so I would rather believe it than not.

Yu Chiyan felt that what he said made sense, so he didn't ask any more questions.

*

At noon, everyone was full and full, and at night, the appetite was naturally normal.

And today is also the last night for all of them to stay at Xia's house.

So Xia Wan took out all the fruit wines she had collected, and specially asked someone to customize a beautiful three-layer cake, saying it was to celebrate the first New Year they all spent together.

However, before the candle was inserted, Yuchiyan wanted to reach out and eat the chocolate sticking at the top of the cake. As a result, Xia Wan beat him severely as punishment, and warned anyone who dared to move again to join Yuchiyan. end.

Then Xie Yan also stretched out his hand and was also beaten.

Although the ritual of eating cakes to celebrate the New Year together is a bit naive, everyone is very cooperative, but I don't know who's hand was first dipped in cream and started to smear, and finally the scene turned into a melee.

The whole living room was messed up and there were traces of cream everywhere.

And Yuchiyan was undoubtedly the worst at the moment, because his face was directly smeared by a large piece of cake, and now he was like a snowman, his face was so white that he couldn't even see the original skin color.

Because he didn't know who attacked him in the chaos, Yuchiyan started to rub his face, obviously wanting to perish with everyone.

In the end, no one was spared, and everyone was embarrassed.

Even Song Zhili had been trying his best to stop this ridiculous farce, but he chose to remain silent after Xia Wan rubbed cream with her hand.

Forget it, don't care, don't care.

Join if you can't handle it.

Until everyone was exhausted and collapsed on the sofa one by one, after a short rest, they picked up tools one by one under Xia Wan's order and started cleaning the "accident scene".

When they were tired until after eleven o'clock, they began to drink fruit wine.

Xia Wan tore the packaging on the outside of each bottle of fruit wine, and she kept all the ones with the lowest degree to herself.

Because the friendship progress bar has not changed until now, she decided to make Song Zhili and Xie Yan drunk tonight, and then ask them what they think of her. It's not that there is any estrangement, find the problem and solve the problem.

But-

No matter how low the degree is, it is still alcohol, and if you drink too much, you will still get drunk.

But fortunately, Xia Wan can still maintain basic sanity...

not at all.

She wasn't completely drunk and stopped when she realized she wasn't so clear-headed, but it was too late.

In addition to Xia Wan, Jiang Yushi and Yu Chiyan were also a little drunk, because they were unlucky and sat beside the pile of fruit wine with the highest alcohol content.

Xia Wan staggered up suddenly, propped one hand on the table, and stretched out the other hand to hit Yuchiyan and Jiang Yushi on the heads, and said, "You! You!"

Jiang Yushi and Yuchiyan, who were beaten inexplicably, each covered their heads and looked at Xia Wan incomprehensibly.

Xia Wan patted the table again with that hand, and then praised loudly: "You two! Very good! You two really treat me as friends, I know! I know both! I declare that you are my real one. friend!"

Yu Chiyan rolled his eyes speechlessly, and said, "I thought you were going to say something, we treat you as a friend, isn't that nonsense?"

Even Jiang Yushi didn't understand what Xia Wan was up to, and asked, "Are you drunk? Do you need to go up to rest?"

But Xia Wan ignored him, raised her hand again, and turned around this time, pointing back and forth from the noses of Xie Yan and Song Zhili.

Xie Yan and Song Zhili looked at each other.

Xie Yan playfully reached out and tried to grab Xia Wan's hand, but she avoided her. Xia Wan said, "Don't... don't touch me! Song Zili! Thank you! I have something to say to you!"

Xie Yan was amused and asked, "Why did you suddenly have a big tongue when you said this?"

Song Zhili, on the other hand, looked at Xia Wan and asked her, "What happened to Xie Yan and I?"

"You two are too embarrassed to say it! You two are too much! You two are not human!!" Xia Wan patted the table with that hand again, and patted it several times, as if she was venting her dissatisfaction.

When the originally white palm was raised, the red mark in the palm could even be seen, obviously she was not light on herself.

Song Zhili reached out and held her wrist, and said, "If we did something wrong, just say it and don't move."

Xia Wan's eyes fell on Song Zhili's hand, which was still wrapped in gauze. She rationally told her that if she moved around, it would hurt Song Zhili, so she raised her eyes to look at Song Zhili and said seriously, "You two don't take me as a friend. ."

Jiang Yushi and Yuchiyan sat up at the same time and looked at Song Zhili and Xie Yan with condemning eyes.

Jiang Yushi: "Oh my God, they are too much."

Yu Chiyan: "Yes, yes."

Xie Yan bit the straw and asked incomprehensibly, "I'm here with you during the Chinese New Year, why don't we treat you as a friend?"

Song Zhili didn't know what happened, but he also felt that there would be no wind and no waves. Xia Wan would not say such things to them for no reason, so she asked: "Is there something wrong with Xie Yan and I? Or someone told you that what happened?"

"It's not." Xia Wan freed her hand from Song Zhili's, sat back on the chair, and said, "No one said anything to me, you two are also kind to me, but I know you all. They didn't take me as a friend from the bottom of my heart, I just knew it."

After Xia Wan finished speaking, she staggered upstairs and said, "Forget it, I won't tell you, it's boring, I'm going to sleep."

She was not too drunk, at least much better than the one at Xie's house, at least she knew that she was drunk and went back to her room to sleep.

However, when the door was closed, the downstairs fell into silence.

And Yuchiyan drank a few more glasses of wine while Xia Wan was talking, and was really drunk at the moment.

He reached out and patted his head, as if he felt Xia Wan's feelings very much, so he followed Xia Wan's previous actions and patted the table: "Speak! Why don't you two treat Xia Mu as friends! Confess and be lenient! Resist Be strict!"

Jiang Yushi reluctantly stretched out his hand and pulled Yuchiyan up from the chair, and said, "Let's go, I'll take you back to sleep too."

Only Xie Yan and Song Zhili were left here.

The expressions of the two were somewhat similar at the moment, because neither of them understood what Xia Wan just said.

Xie Yan first showed off and said directly: "Why did she say that, I don't understand."

Song Zhili also shook his head, his eyes fell on the small piece of cake left on the table, and he thought of all the things we had experienced together these days, and said, "Isn't this a friend?"

Xie Yan said thoughtfully: "Is it because we usually don't take the initiative to be nice to her, so she thinks too much?"

Song Zhili agreed, but he didn't fully agree: "You really don't do much human affairs."

Xie Yan: "?"

Xie Yan sneered and said, "She was talking about the two of us, not me."

Also because of this realization, the two fell into silence at the same time again.

After a long time.

Xie Yan showed a rare look of distress on his face. He seemed to have racked his brains and couldn't come up with an answer. He could only look at Song Zhili and asked, "So why is this?"

Song Zhili couldn't understand it either, and deduced: "It may be that we don't care enough about her at ordinary times. It's normal for girls to be more delicate."

Xie Yan nodded in agreement, because after thinking about it for a long time, there was only such a guess that could barely make sense.

However, at this moment, a slightly suspicious voice sounded.

Jiang Yushi stood at the entrance of the stairs, looked at them blankly, and asked, "A girl's mind? How can there be a girl here? What are you two talking about here?"

The expressions of Xie Yan and Song Zhili were stiff at the same time.

Jiang Yushi came downstairs, and seeing that they didn't answer, he asked again, "Why don't you two talk, what the hell?"

Xie Yan was the first to react, he sighed and looked extremely distressed: "Let's say on Tuesday, one of her little female cats has been getting lazy recently, and even I don't pay much attention to it. In comparison, on Monday It's a passion for me, I really want to change cats with Yuchiyan."

Song Zhili followed suit and said, "Yeah, when Jiang Yushi, it's better to keep pets in the future. The girl's mind is indeed a little troublesome, and the same is true for cats."

Jiang Yushi: "...Ah, well, I see."

It's weird that these two people suddenly discuss what cats do?

But speaking of cats—

Jiang Yushi grinned and said very proudly: "Tuesday doesn't pay much attention to you? It stuck with me when I went to see Tuesday a few days ago!"

Xie Yan cooperated with an exaggerated expression and said, "Oh my God, I'm so envious."

Song Zhili: "...Me too."

The author says:

Xiao Jiang is being fooled at the moment and really thinks he is great (thumbs up)

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