142. Chapter 142 Chapter Gnome Craftsman Clotto Wrench

The so-called Wine Festival, the protagonist is naturally a variety of beer.

In this annual grand festival of the Dwarf Kingdom, all the famous masters of the Dwarf Kingdom will take their best works of the year for tasting.

Because the dwarves and the gnomes are neighbors, the relationship is very good, so the gnome of the next wine festival is also coming together.

Dunn has seen many gnomes hidden in the dwarves. They greet the dwarves around them, and the look is natural in their own home.

It is also strange to say that gnomes are unbelievers and aborigines. To be exact, their beliefs are big science and technology gods, but they are friends with the dwarves who believe in the goddess of the earth, and they don’t know how they developed to this point. .

The gnome is a shorter race than the dwarf. The dwarf’s average height can reach Dunn’s chest. The gnome is only as tall as his thigh. It is no wonder that even in front of the gnome, even Brian dared to call them the little dwarfs.

In Prandal, I am afraid that the lowest intelligent race is the gnome and the goblin, and they are all the indigenous people of Plandal.

Although it was seen to respect the festival of friends, these gnomes were carefully dressed up, but they could smell the smell of the oil on their bodies.

Dunn smelled this smell but his eyes were bright, and the eyes of the gnome looked hot.

Lubricating oil is something that cannot be separated from the development of science and technology. Therefore, when Dunn from the earth smells the smell of lubricating oil, he can’t help but feel a sense of intimacy.

This is naturally obsessed with the race of various construction machinery, but it adds a lot of fun to Plandar.

Dunn didn’t go straight to the gnome and talked about it. He was waiting for a chance to meet a gnome.

Because at the Brewing Festival, even the gnomes took out their own brewed beer to participate in the competition.

Dark beer, frothy beer, light beer, and even a variety of spirits, such as lava beer, thunder beer, etc., these spirits already have some prototypes of distilled liquor.

A wide variety of beers almost made Dunn look at the eyes. Beer and red wine are absolutely mainstream in Plandal, and the variety is even more exaggerated than on Earth. Plus, this magical world is full of various kinds. Unbelievable things, these beer drinks are also very special.

It is like a lava beer and a thunder beer. The former one can drink hot and even emit a flame, while the other will have a small current running on the body. The current is not strong, hemp, Like a massage, it feels very comfortable.

However, what makes Dunn laugh most is that he found that there is only one kind of beer brewed by the gnomes, and the name is actually called “sparkling beer”…

According to the introduction of the little gnomes, drinking this beer will lubricate the intestines, and the smoothness of the bowel movements is like rubbing oil…

Is this stuff a Kailuo…

What makes Dunn confusing is that the oily beer brewed by the gnomes is still very popular with the dwarves. Is the dwarf suffering from constipation?

At this moment, Dunn suddenly heard a burst of cheers, and took a look at it. It turned out that the popular “Drinkster Contest” went to the climax.

In addition to the wine tasting competition, the beer street is very attractive. There is also a very famous alcoholic contest. Whoever can drink it is the champion, and the champion is rewarded for one year. Champion beer is free to drink.

This aspect is to advertise the beer that will win the prize, on the other hand, it also satisfies the dwarfs who drink alcohol and drink, so there are many people participating in the competition, but unfortunately it is really There is not much to support the last, and there are not many people at most for a few rounds.

I saw two dwarfs standing on the table. At this moment, they were all flushed. The beards were wet and sticky, but they didn’t care. There was only the other side.

The dwarf on the left laughed and patted the casks next to him: “Colin, you give up! You are definitely not my opponent! I have a 15th consecutive championship in the Alcoholic Race!”

“Hey! I will finally know who is the real champion!”

Colin stared at Groca, and the war was high: “The free drink coupon will be my bag!”

“Hey! Don’t you want to ruin my free drinking life? Today I will let you lose your heart and take it under the testimony of the goddess!”

Colin is full of pride: “Get started! Go on the wine! Be the strongest purgatory stout!”

“Let’s drink Purgatory Dark Beer!”

“The goddess is on! This is interesting!”

“Haha, no one has ever been able to finish a whole barrel of purgatory stout, so can Groca break this record?”

When I heard Colin’s words, Rao was changed to a face: “You can’t win, so I want to drag me down too!”

“How? No courage?”

Groca was furious and kicked the barrel next to him: “Moving the Purgatory Dark Beer!”

Soon the two dark barrels were moved to the table. Compared to the previous big barrels, the two barrels were much smaller, but they saw the dwarves and gnomes around them, Dunn. Estimating this purgatory stout may not be that simple.

Sure enough, when they just opened the lid, Dunn smelled a very unpleasant pungent smell, and he was smoked a few steps back.

Dunn thought that this purgatory mighty might be a spirit, but now it seems that the reason why I can’t drink so much is because of this strong smell!

How do you describe this smell?

sewer? Rotten fish? dead body? No, it’s like the smell of rotten dead bodies that have been exposed to the sun for ten days and a half after the sewers!

There are such terrible things in the world! ?

Dunn’s face is astonished, and the smell of this beer is even worse than the canned Swedish salmon on the earth called the chemical weapon!

This thing can really drink! ?

But very quickly, Groca and Colin’s actions gave Dunn the answer, they actually frowned, really drinking in a barrel!

However, looking at their painful look, I am afraid that drinking purgatory stout is not a pleasure…

“Dunn, you are here.”

At this time, Durand found Dunn. After the wedding, he replaced the armor. Now it looks normal.

“Tess?”

“Going to the ladies’ activities… Ha, this year, Groca and Colin have to challenge the purgatory stout? This can be enjoyed… Oh, yes,” Duranton suddenly returned. Pointing at the gnome companion beside him, “I will introduce you to this, this is the leader of the gnome kingdom, the great craftsman Klotto. Wrench.”

The leader of the gnome kingdom! ?

Dunn was awe-inspiring, and he put down his body and bowed: “To pay tribute to you, Klotto kneels.”

You know, in this world where magic power is dominant, how difficult it is to develop basic physical science, and the aboriginal race of gnomes, by virtue of its own strength, has not been assimilated until now, which is simply a miracle.

And this Kloto can become the leader of the gnomes, and the accomplishments in this respect can be imagined.

“No, no,” Klotto waved. “I am not a king. We have no kings in gnomes. My identity is a great craftsman, so please call me Master Klotto.”

Duranden laughed: “The only criterion for gnome friends to judge leaders is the accomplishment in engineering, so Clotto is the greatest engineer of all gnomes.”

Listening to Durandon, he felt that Klotto’s eyes were full of wisdom in front of him.

In fact, in the eyes of Dunn, Kloto does not seem to be much different from other gnomes, except that his hairstyle is even more, and a lush hair rises into the sky, which is really attractive.

Klotto noticed Dunn’s gaze: “Do you think my hair is very good?”

Not waiting for Dunn to speak, Durand smiled and said: “His hairstyle has at least increased his height by a fist!”

Dunn laughed aloud.

“Duranden!”

Kloto glared at Durand: “Don’t show off the height of the dwarf in front of the gnome!”

“Of course you have to show off!”

Duranden’s face is taken for granted: “The whole dwarf of Planard will only have a height advantage in front of you and the goblin, and it must be shown off.”

Klotto snorted: “You are a hateful guy, if I bring the shrinking device to make you look good!”

Dunn laughed and coughed and said, “Master Klotto, I am very interested in your construction machinery. If you can, can you chat with me?”

“Of course, but now let us enjoy the fun of the Wine Festival.”

Cloto pointed to the table: “It seems that the results are about to appear.”

“It’s really fast.”

Duranden knows more about Groca and Colin, and sees that the two people are now known to have reached the limit.

At this time, Dunn suddenly found that there was a vivid magical power in the body of Groca. Under the influence of the magic power, Groca was actually a spirit, and he sighed and sighed and took the rest of the purgatory. All drunk!

And what about Colin? At this moment, I was completely unconscious. I was smirking with a casks. When I was full, I flew out of his mouth and a black bubble with strong stench…

“I! Groca. Fire tongs! Still the champion!”

Groca held the empty barrel and laughed and announced his victory.

And a group of dwarves and gnomes under the table held their noses and the other hand and the people next to them applauded him. It looked very funny.

Duranden said with gloating: “Look at them drinking a lot, it is estimated that this will last for several days.”

Dunn, stunned, if you have been spitting that stinking bubble, isn’t it the place where you go?

“I really can’t understand…”

Dunn’s sigh of emotion: “Where is the Rune dwarf? Is the Rune dwarf very good at drinking?”

“Groca. The tongs are the most promising Rune dwarves of the younger generation.”

Duranden said: “But how do you know?”

Dunn casually said: “I just felt that the magic wave was fluctuating when he was drunk. Should he use magic? The normal dwarf must not have magical fluctuations.”

When he thought of listening to him, Duranden suddenly changed his face, suddenly slammed into other dwarves and rushed to the table, pointing to Groka and screaming loudly: “Damn! Groca, you dare to cheat!?”

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