299. 299 chapter mom’s mental retardation!

“Lord Lord, you help the two orcs, because you like the rabbit?”

Elsa looked at Dunn with a little curiosity.

“No, of course not, just out… um, the will of the big universe…”

Dunn is a far-sighted look.

It would be normal for Elsa to ask this question, and this is back to the previous topic.

Orcs are not popular in human society. They refer to those rude and barbaric guys. In addition to the orcs, some orcs are quite popular with humans.

Well, needless to say, most of them are some gentle and lovely orcs, and even many have got a good job in the human kingdom.

For example, the maids of the great aristocrats, or the receptionists of certain shops, and so on.

If the fire and war god Kaloma River created the barbaric orcs, Dunn can understand, it is normal, after all, is a god of war – but this guy also created those cute and harmless orcs, This is a terrible thought.

Could it be said that Kaloma River is actually a man, a girl?

In Dunn’s mind, a picture of a brawny man with a height of two meters, a beard, a muscle, and a bloody body, holding a rainbow pony, is full of happiness…

“hiss–“

Dunn subconsciously stunned, and the picture that was full of malicious thoughts could not be dispersed in his mind for a long time.

“Go away – I need to distract my attention.”

Dunn’s mind is thinking about Elsa. Of course they don’t know, but when Dunn looks constipated, Elsa spits out his tongue and doesn’t bother to ask.

Thanks to the glorious ceremonies, the market area of ​​Yarinks has gathered merchants from all countries in Plandal, and of course there are many spice merchants.

Many people in Plandal believe that certain spices are also magical materials, have mystical powers, can stimulate potential, and are more likely to awaken talents to become apocalypse. Many families will buy many ideas based on the idea that “Ning is credible and not credible.” Use spices, make incense, seasoning, or take it to bathe your child…

These strange uses make the consumption of spices so great that the price of spices is high, although it is not as crazy as the European spice trade of more than a century, but it is also a luxury consumer goods.

“Delicious fruit from the Abalon collar! Only for the last five days!”

“Let’s take a look at it! The specialty salted fish from Mataly’s big harbor Fira! Buy one get one free!”

“The finest wool imported from the Rennes Empire! Look at this coat! This softness is definitely a good one! It’s best to use a bandage! Only a set of hardware!”

“Yallinker produces mints, five silver coins, don’t miss it when you pass by!”

Dunn stunned: “Oh, our mints have become specialty?”

“Stupid Dunn,” Nola looked disdainful. “The people are talking about Yalinkes.”

Dunn spreads his hand: “I still don’t buy it from me and sell it.”

“The Lord Lord…”

Tina glanced forward and said quietly: “This is really not produced by Ellington…”

“what?”

Ilias took a look at it and widened her eyes: “Big brother, this is not the same as ours!”

Dunn looked up and then speechless.

It’s true that people are right. This is indeed the mint candy produced by Yalinkes. Didn’t look at the name of Yalinks on the packaging…

“Several people are interested? This friend, not me, our mints are now the most popular among women and children, and your sisters will love it.”

The merchant used Elsa and Elia as the sister of Dunn.

Elsa’s face is red: “I am not the sister of the Lord’s adult…”

“Oh, I understand that I understand – oh -“

The guy’s smile suddenly stiffened on his face: “–Sorry, what did you just say? Lord Lord?”

Dunn waved to stop Elsa’s show and gave Tina a look.

Tina put a silver coin and handed him five mints.

“Try the taste.”

Dunn was interested in eating the next one, and the cool mint flavor quickly spread out in the mouth, and then it was a sweet feeling.

After a moment of tasting, Dunn thought thoughtfully and asked, “Where did you get the mint?”

“If you return to the adults, it is the Prani Chamber of Commerce.”

The boss was nervous and sweating. He didn’t expect the guest in front of him to be a lord!

Even the smallest, the lord of the baron who ruled only a small village, did not know how many times more noble than a humble businessman.

“Pranj Chamber of Commerce…had not heard of it.”

Dunn remembered the name silently, and at this point he found out how inconvenient it was that Fiona and Hilton were not around.

Elsa is lively, and Ilia is also very cute. Tina is very obedient, but they are not like Fiona, they can be their own assistants.

Tina recalled, and she was happy. “The Prani Chamber of Commerce is a member of the business alliance -“

A voice suddenly came from the side and interrupted Tina’s words: “The Prani Chamber of Commerce is a member of the business alliance. The president is Bill Bohm, we have seen it before, and recently to compensate for the loss of the magic crystal trade. Billboom also started doing small businesses that were previously invisible—for example, mints produced in a remote, small place.

Dunn’s face suddenly showed a very bright smile: “Good intelligence, how much do you plan to collect?”

A white arm stretched out from the side, bypassing Dunn’s armpit, picking up a mint from the booth, and then slowly lifting it up. Dunn grasped it subconsciously, but did not expect the skin’s snowy arm actually I slipped out and stuffed the mint into two delicate red lips.

“What do you think of the price of 500,000 gold coins?”

“If I say it is too expensive, is it worth refunding?”

“Of course not, you are a big lord who earns millions a day. After I have been a pitiful little girl, you can send me 500,000 gold coins.”

Looking at a late night song of a deputy committee, Dunn’s smile is even more brilliant: “After the last time, you really like to appear in front of me, night -“

“Hey…”

The night song suddenly stepped forward, and the sallow fingers pressed Dunn’s lips: “Although you don’t care, I am a very timid and sensitive woman… This time revealing my identity is not a good thing for you. ,Right?”

She sighed in the ear of Dunn, laughing and laughing: “The mysterious female thief night song private lord Dunn… seems to be a good news headline?”

“you win.”

Dunn sighed, slaps a slap on her buttocks, and then squeezes it, saying dissatisfied: “But it is best to advise you to put things back in my pocket, which is dangerous.”

The night song turned a blind eye, and the reel was pulled back without any fuss.

In order to prevent accidents, Dunn is always stuffed with some emergency self-defense things. The scroll that has just been touched by the night song is a spell reel of a nine-step spell lava hell.

This indiscriminate spell was accidentally activated by her. If there is no emergency in the city, it is estimated that the entire Yalinks will be turned into ruins. Of course, this kind of worry should be superfluous. As the capital of the empire, the millennium The origin of the coming is not a display, there must be some means of suppression of spells.

Looking at the close-knit, so intimate two, do not know why, Elsa feels a strange feeling of boredom in the heart, subconsciously clenched his fist.

“吱吱”, “吱吱” a burst of crisp sound, Yi Liya widened his eyes, exclaimed: “Elsa sister! Car handle! The handle of the car is deformed!”

“Yeah!”

Elsa returned and panicked and pulled the handlebar back.

“There are always so many women around you.”

The night song glanced at Elsa, very puzzled and said: “That is, you are a very lascivious man, then the problem is coming… Why did you throw me out last time? I am not beautiful enough?”

Dunn jumped off the bicycle and walked to the front and said casually: “There are no bad men in the world – except for homosexuality – but lust is one thing, brain teasing is another thing, your IQ is thinking The gods laughed, and I still want to hang me?”

The night song suddenly became furious: “Who do you say that IQ is low!?”

“Look, I said that I am not an idiot?”

Dunn looked at the night song with pity: “I don’t even know who I am talking about…”

Mom’s mental retardation!

The night song almost vomited blood.

Every time I saw Dunn, she was controlled everywhere. Last time, it was hard to design a pit. He finally pulled back a game. But in the twinkling of an eye, he became the guest of the father. He actually had to give him aside. Tea poured water to accompany the smile…

Can she swallow this breath?

Of course not!

“So, as a lord of the Tang Dynasty, the president of the Datang Chamber of Commerce, who is going to fight the gold, is not going to control your big winners today. How can you run here and sway?”

“What are you doing?”

Dunn looked up and down the night song of a plain dress. After a moment, he suddenly realized: “Is it difficult for me to come here to influence your business? You can safely pick up the guest, I will not marry you.”

“Of course not – wait!?”

The night song is a stiff face: “What is the answer to the customer!? – Damn! You bastard said that I am the kind of street prostitute!?”

Dunn nodded cautiously. “After synthesizing your dress and talking, I really can’t get a second conclusion.”

“You bastard -“

The screaming night song rushed to Dunn, and when Dunn hit the ring, she immediately became dead.

When did the damn harness get into her clothes! ?

The night song is ashamed and angry: “When did it work?”

Dunn smiles: “When you are close to me.”

This bastard really damn it!

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