This director only makes bad movies

Tao Heng stood there with his eyes closed tightly, leaving a drop of clear tears in the corner of his eyes.

At this moment, he felt that his whole person was completely sublimated.

He seemed to have entered a new realm. The things he cared about before suddenly no longer cared so much. Everything in this world had nothing to do with him.

He saw the destruction of the universe, the birth and death of all things, from microscopic quarks to the macroscopic universe. In just a short moment, his brain completed a reverie that many people could not complete in a lifetime.

His gaze moved from the front of his eyes to the stars, and from the stars to the universe.

Compared with heaven and earth, human life is as short as floating. Compared with the vast universe, human beings are so small, so small that they even make people despair.

From primitive times, to slash-and-burn farming, to the Industrial Revolution, human history may seem glorious, but it only spans a few hundred thousand years. On a cosmic scale, it is only a short period of time.

A person's life lasts only a few decades. Heroes such as Emperor Qin, Emperor Wu of Han, Emperor Zong Tang and Song Zu, although they were brilliant when they were alive, eventually returned to a handful of loess.

Hundreds of years have passed, some people remember them, some curse them, and some despise them, but they no longer exist, and no matter what views their descendants hold, it has nothing to do with them.

More people, without leaving even a tiny trace, return to dust and disappear forever.

The world is so vast, and there are obviously such wonderful scenery, but many people can only see the places closest to them, and they can only see superficial fame and fortune, forever chasing those things that are insignificant to the universe. .

Sad, deplorable.

He realized

He has attained great enlightenment and became a Buddha immediately.

What a ghost!

Hurry! Hurry!

Xu Nan, I fuck your grandma, I want to eat your flesh, drink your blood, and peel off your skin.

You bastard, you used deceptive means to trick me into signing the contract, and you also made me drink foot washing water. I will be at odds with you in this life.

At this moment, Tao Heng felt a fire igniting in his stomach, making his whole body boil.

He drank the foot-washing water.

He drank the foot-washing water.

He drank the foot-washing water.

Tao Heng has collapsed, and his three views have completely collapsed.

He opened his eyes, and bloodshot eyes began to appear in the whites of his eyes. His face turned red, as if he was drunk, and every pore in his body smelled of madness.

He has evolved, completely super-evolved.

Xu Nan walked to Tao Heng and stretched out the microphone.

"Hello, Mr. Tao Heng, may I ask how you feel now."

Tao Heng decisively grabbed the microphone and shouted angrily: "You bastards, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't drink the footwashing water at all. I wouldn't drink the footwashing water at all."

"You want to ask me what it feels like to drink foot washing water, okay, I'll tell you what it feels like."

"Damn it, you think the foot washing water is really delicious, understand, that is foot washing water, you know how disgusting it is."

Tao Heng roared like he was suffering from mania.

Hearing this, Lin Hongxiu couldn't sit still and stood up angrily: "You're talking nonsense. My feet are obviously clean. I went out of my way to do that before soaking them. Uh-huh."

Lin Lanzhou quickly covered Lin Hongxiu's mouth and pulled her to sit down.

My silly sister, how can you argue about this kind of thing? Didn't you see that this guy is mentally disturbed?

Originally, people wouldn't care if you didn't speak, but when you speak, you attract all the attention of others.

Fortunately, at this moment, Tao Heng was like a possessed monkey in heat. His every move was extremely restless, attracting everyone's attention.

"So the foot washing water doesn't smell very good, right?" Xu Nan agreed in time.

"Of course it's not good." Tao Heng continued to roar: "How can the smell of foot washing water be good? That is foot washing water. Even the foot washing water of a beautiful girl is still foot washing water. It is disgusting foot washing water."

"How perverted are you netizens? There are still people who want to spend money to buy me this opportunity, and they want me to give you half and share your sister. If it weren't for what I said, who would want to drink this Planting things, you think everyone is as perverted as you."

"And you idiots, you guys have said it so many times, "Captain China" is a bad movie, a bad movie, a bad movie, you bastards still have to go see the movie, and you still run to me after watching it. Weibo ridicule, you are really sick, aren't you."

"Ahhh, if it weren't for you bunch of bastards, there's no way I would be in this situation. Damn it, I'm incompatible with you bunch of idiots watching movies."

Tao Heng was already crazy.

But the reporters’ eyes were bright, and they held up equipment to record everything in front of them, just like watching a monkey in a circus to see what tricks this monkey can do next.

The barrage in the live broadcast room has a sudden change in style.

"Looking at Tao Heng's appearance, he has obviously started to go crazy."

"Impossible, the divine foot bath liquid is a supreme treasure. The divine foot bath liquid from the Red Sleeve Princess is even more of the supreme treasure among the supreme treasures. But how can it be possible that human flesh and bones can make people go crazy?"

"Could it be that this person has understood the ultimate principles of heaven and earth, comprehended all the wonders, mysteries and mysteries, and is about to become an immortal? That's why he is so happy."

"Damn it, stop dragging me upstairs. It's obvious that Tao Heng was disgusted and mentally stimulated."

"It's such a good thing as beautiful girl's foot wash. It's also a super white and rich foot wash. It's too late for me to be happy."

"Upstairs, the Internet is not an illegal place. Please don't expose your perversion unscrupulously."

"According to common sense, Tao Heng is actually very pitiful, but I don't know why, but I always find it a bit funny."

"Me too. I know I shouldn't laugh when others are so miserable, but I still can't help laughing."

"I have received special training. Normally I don't laugh unless I can't help it, hahahahaha."

"You guys upstairs, please don't go too far. An upright person, because of the pressure of society and the help of netizens, drank the foot washing water that he didn't want to drink at all. You know how much this will do to a normal person. It’s psychological damage. If you still laugh under such circumstances, you are still human. Hahahahahaha.”

Tao Heng has fallen into a semi-crazy state, like a burning powder keg that may explode anytime and anywhere.

Xu Nan quickly stood up: "Film critic Mr. Tao Heng, although I can understand your current mood, I have to remind you that our movie "Captain China" is not a bad movie. If you continue to slander, I You can sue you for defamation in court.”