This director only makes bad movies

Chapter 115 It is absolutely impossible for a movie’s box office to exceed one billion

Xu Nan's eyes lit up, and he quickly stepped forward and took the goblet that Lin Hongxiu had spat on.

A bit of a surprise.

He thought it would take some effort to convince Lin Hongxiu to spit.

Unexpectedly, Tao Heng's arrogant tone made Lin Hongxiu angry, causing her to spit without thinking.

Great, now the props are complete.

In fact, except for a very few perverts, most people don't like to drink women's saliva.

Even couples usually only have a brief taste when kissing, and that is only done under hormonal stimulation.

If you ask a woman to spit in a cup, do you think any normal man would be willing to drink it.

Many people play pranks and like to spit their own saliva into a cup and let others drink it. This obviously shows that drinking other people's saliva is a punishment.

At least that's how it seems to most people.

Tao Heng was so arrogant and said that the movie she made was bad. Lin Hongxiu was so angry that she wanted to punish Tao Heng with saliva.

This emotion greatly facilitated Xu Nan. She took the initiative to create the key materials without him trying to persuade Lin Hongxiu.

Unexpectedly, Tao Heng's ability to attract hatred was so strong.

"Everyone." Xu Nan stood in the center of the banquet, holding up the goblet like a rare treasure.

"This is Miss Lin Hongxiu's saliva. Film critic Tao Heng just said that as long as the box office of "Captain China" exceeds one billion, he will drink this glass of saliva."

"Please wait and see whether the movie's box office can exceed one billion, and whether Tao Heng will drink this glass of water."

The reporters took photos excitedly, eager to record every detail of the cup.

What is the most important thing about publishing news now? It is a gimmick.

It's not news that a dog bites a man, but it is news if a man bites a dog.

Spitting is not news, but someone wanting to drink is news, not to mention that the protagonists in this incident are all the top among the top.

The barrage exploded instantly.

"Hahahahaha, it's coming, it's coming, another good show is about to take place."

"To be honest, I watched the live broadcast with my parents, and the two of them watching it were more enthusiastic than me. I wish the movie box office now exceeded 1 billion so that I could see Tao Heng take a sip of water."

"I'm so happy. I thought Tao Heng's fun would be over after he drank the foot-washing water. I didn't expect there would be a follow-up to this matter. Hurry up and go to Tao Heng for a drink of water. I can't wait to see his face. The expression on my face."

"Ah ah ah, why is this bitch Tao Heng able to take advantage of him so much this time? I really want to be there so that I can drink the saliva of the beautiful girl directly."

"I recognize you upstairs, please don't expose your perversion here anymore."

"When the box office exceeds 1 billion, you will be able to see Tao Heng drinking girl's saliva with your own eyes. Rounding it off, it is almost equal to you drinking too."

"Since you can't own it yourself, then it's the same for others to have it."

"Why are you still hesitating here? Go watch a movie quickly and have fun."

The live broadcast room suddenly became a sea of ​​fun people.

Although this bet is nonsense, as long as they have fun watching it, they don't care so much.

The reporters at the scene had the same mentality. Although this turning point was unfolding, it had a breaking point.

They don't care why things have come to this point. They only know that when this news is released, the number of clicks will inevitably explode.

Someone immediately asked: "Mr. Tao Heng, Lin Hongxiu has prepared some saliva. Will you drink it after the box office exceeds one billion?"

Tao Heng stood next to Xu Nan, with a serious expression and a hint of disdain: "Of course I can drink. I keep my word. I have already drank the foot washing water, so saliva doesn't matter."

"But don't dream, because the box office of the movie "Captain China" cannot exceed one billion."

"Now the box office of this movie is 300 million, which is already a miracle. I estimate that the box office of the movie is at most 600-700 million."

"A billion?"

"It's impossible. You know what a billion means. There's no way the box office of this junk movie "Captain China" can exceed one billion. It's absolutely impossible."

The reporter asked: "You are so sure, won't there be any accidents?"

Tao Heng smiled contemptuously: "There can be no accidents. It is enough for a small probability event to happen once. There is absolutely no possibility of a second time."

"If it really breaks one billion, I will lick this glass of saliva like a dog and drink it."

The reporters excitedly recorded this sentence.

The barrage in the live broadcast room has exploded.

"Watching this scene, I always have a feeling of déjà vu."

"I still remember that a few days ago, this guy Tao Heng was so confident that the box office of the movie could not exceed 300 million, and then Captain China's box office exceeded 300 million."

"I have already watched the movie once, and it is very good. Next, I will recommend my friends to watch the movie to help increase the box office of this movie."

"Seeing how arrogant he looks, I really want him to drink some water."

"I can't help but want to eat the melon. The way Tao Heng puts up the flag is so fun. I really want to see his expression like a dog licking and drinking."

"Hahahaha, you guys upstairs are so mean, but I'm also a little bit anxious in my heart."

"Here comes the melon. It's such a big melon. Everyone, hurry up and eat the melon."

The reporters couldn't wait to record Tao Heng's bold words, preparing to add some extra fuel to the story before sending them out.

Today's celebration banquet was really exciting. It was the most explosive party they had ever attended.

Xu Nan stood nearby and smiled lightly: "Everyone, you should have heard what film critic Tao Heng said."

"I invite everyone present and also the netizens in the live broadcast room to witness this bet."

"As long as the movie box office exceeds one billion, our film critic Tao Heng will drink this glass of saliva from my hand."

"When the time comes, I hope everyone can continue to attend our celebration banquet and see our brave film critic take a sip of water with your own eyes."

Tao Heng sneered from the side: "Dream on you, it's impossible."

Tao Heng's voice was not quiet, and everyone present heard it clearly. Even the netizens in the live broadcast room heard it clearly.

But Xu Nan just smiled and didn't pursue it.

What needs to be done has been done, and it’s time to end the celebration party.

Sometimes, ending with a lingering aftertaste is often many times better than leaving with all the feeling exhausted.

Xu Nan signaled the reporter to turn off the camera and sit down to eat.

Although red envelopes are still not given out, there is still enough food.

As for whether the reporter appreciates it or not, he doesn't care.

The live broadcast room will also be closed together.

But at this moment, a shout suddenly came from the corner of the venue.

"Wait a minute, everyone, listen to me, don't be fooled by this liar Xu Nan."

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