This director only makes bad movies

The plot of the movie progresses very quickly.

After the beauty finished hunting, she carried the prey back to the settlement, which was the Hobbit village.

Looking at these crudely built rooms, James' eyes widened.

Ward Fake?

How can this movie be so perfunctory?

Props are an important part of the movie, and all the crew will do their best to make sure there are no flaws.

Even if the crew is short of funds, they will at least strive to be perfect and do their best as funds allow.

But what is the situation in this movie? Didn’t you notice that the steel frame of your house was exposed? Moreover, this pierced steel frame is very conspicuous on the screen, and anyone with eyes can see it.

It was such an obvious cheating, but the director didn't notice it during filming?

Even if the director didn't notice it, he didn't pay attention to it in the later stage.

Looking at the obvious confusion on the screen, James felt extremely awkward.

As a director who has been in the industry for many years, he has strict requirements for movies. When shooting movies, he strives for excellence in quality and does not allow a single flaw.

Now that he saw how a movie could be so shoddy, James felt very twisted.

In comparison, the Hobbit race, which has only seven people, is still full of slots, but it is nothing.

The elders begin to tell the "glorious" history of the Hobbits. Through the elders' telling, the audience can know some background stories.

However, after listening to the elder's extremely exaggerated narration and looking at the hobbit family, which only has seven people and lives in a very simple living environment, the audience feels an extremely strong sense of dissonance.

Soon, the cannibals arrived.

Their expressions were extremely ferocious, but their bodies were extremely weak, as if they could be blown away by the wind.

The hobbits bravely fought the cannibals, and the cannibals were defeated.

Seeing that his side was about to fail, the great elder of the cannibals stood up tremblingly and shouted loudly: "The great holy beast, the existence that makes all the gods tremble and fear, the all-devouring king of beasts, Smaug."

"Show up."

Under the loud shouts of the great elder, the cannibal's holy beast appeared.

On the screen, the Great Elder looked extremely solemn. Coupled with several foreshadowings before the movie, the audience had some expectations for this holy beast.

Although they know that this movie is crappy, this sacred beast, an important component of the movie, must be able to be watched no matter what.

Then, they saw a puppy that was less than twenty centimeters tall. The puppy also had a pair of crude wings.

At this moment, the audience's mood collapsed.

Is this the holy beast you are talking about? A holy beast that can make the gods tremble and devour everything?

James couldn't stand it any longer.

Ward Fake Oil!

Is the dragon Smaug a dog?

You call this dog Smaug? ?

And it’s a little puppy less than ten centimeters tall? ? ?

James' body was shaking, his lips were trembling, and his eyes were full of disbelief.

At this moment, he was sure that those netizens on the Internet who said rubbish about "The Hobbit" must be talking about this movie.

No wonder The Hobbit has such poor reviews online.

This is the most trashy movie he has ever seen, yes, the most trashy movie ever, bar none.

What kind of bastard made this movie and caused him such misery.

With great anger, James continued to read.

More than an hour later, James sat in his seat, his expression dull and his eyes dull.

He has been completely defeated by this movie.

As a director who has been in the industry for many years, James has watched many movies and has long formed a unique aesthetic style.

Having experienced many battles, he can endure it even if he sees a bad movie, and he won't lose his composure in the first place.

But this movie is different. This is an existence that James cannot understand. It is indescribable and mysterious, making his sanity go crazy.

How could a movie be made like this?

How dare you release a movie like this?

Also, who made this movie! ! !

James' mind was filled with countless questions at this moment, turning into a ball of paste.

"Oh Shet, this movie is just a bunch of excuses. Did James use a crane when he made the movie?"

"Oh my god, there are so many people online saying this movie is good. Are they blind?"

The black couple next to James were yelling curses.

Not only them, almost everyone in the theater was criticizing the movie. There were endless filthy words, and almost all of them were disgusted by the movie.

James was stunned, turned his head and reminded: "You two, I have to remind you that this movie has nothing to do with The Lord of the Rings."

The black couple turned to look at James and ignored him.

James frowned.

He admitted that the movie was terrible, rubbish, and had no sparkle from beginning to end.

This movie deserves to be scolded, and scolded severely. If the director of the movie appeared in front of him, James would definitely use his fists to teach him how to make movies.

But if you scold the film director, you can't scold me.

What does "The Age of the Hobbit" have to do with my "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey".

"Both of you, the director of this movie is not James at all. Did you two accuse the wrong person?" James said with emphasis.

The boy in the black couple turned his head: "The movie director is not James, who is that?"

James was speechless. How did he know who the director of this movie was? If he had known, he would have cursed him long ago.

"Anyway, you are criticizing the wrong person. This movie was not made by James."

The girl in the black couple said very arrogantly: "No matter who it is, we will scold James."

"Everyone on the Internet is talking about "The Hobbit" directed by James. Who can blame him if you don't criticize him."

James finally couldn't help it anymore: "Haven't you noticed that the name of this movie is "The Age of the Hobbit", and James was filming "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey", which are two completely different movies. "

The girl in the black couple said impatiently: "We are all Hobbits, what's the difference? What you said is too complicated, I can't understand it at all."

James was speechless. At this time, he finally understood that some people are just stupid and cannot communicate at all.

There are probably many such people.

Some people even believe in the flat-earth theory, and even dare to drink disinfectant. What does it mean to admit that the movie is wrong?

No wonder the public opinion of "The Hobbit" on the Internet is so bad, it is all caused by this movie called "The Age of the Hobbit".

When he walked out of the theater, James' expression was extremely gloomy.

"Gina, go immediately and investigate who is the director of this movie. I want to know all the news about this movie in the shortest possible time."

"Okay Director James." The assistant hurriedly went to do the work.