This Emperor is Only An Actor

When Mother Rong said the word "Sumo", almost all the female stars changed their faces.

There are also female stars who don’t understand what it means.

But sumo... everyone knows it.

I have never eaten pork and have seen pigs run.

But isn't sumo a custom in Yingzhou?

Moreover, how do women sumo?

Liu Yifei asked boldly, "Mother, isn't sumo a Yingzhou entertainment method?"

Mother Rong patiently explained: "Yingzhou was a vassal of our Central Plains in ancient times. Basically everything was learned from our Central Plains. The origin of sumo is naturally also our Central Plains. As early as the Yin and Zhou era, sumo wrestling It already existed, and it was a military training program for ancient soldiers, but at that time it was not called a program, but called "Jiao Diao". By the Tang Dynasty, many people had practiced sumo since childhood and gradually became professional. The characteristics of Chau Sumo were passed down in the Tang Dynasty."

There is no traditional culture in Yingzhou and South Korea. Basically, most of them are Dongshi.

Whatever the suzerain states play, they will be popular.

This is historical fact, not arrogance or slander.

The female stars said they were up.

But they still don't want sumo.

Zhao Liying raised her hand and said, "Mother, isn't sumo a man's sport?"

She has seen sumo wrestling performances at Yingzhou.

Two fat guys are fighting on stage, eyes full of fat.

Mother Rong was very patient and didn't feel ashamed of a needle, but what she said made these female stars feel more ruthless than a needle: "Girls are rare and weird. In ancient times, sumo wrestling was one of the entertainment methods for women."

Many female stars felt that Mother Rong was lying to them, and stared at Mother Rong with questioning eyes.

Mother Rong was not angry, but cue sang calmly.

"Miss Shu, you should know women's sumo wrestling? Give them lessons."

This is to take the initiative to send shots to Shu Chang.

Shu Chang does know.

She deliberately checked the recreational sports of ancient women, and indeed found women's sumo.

However, thinking of the information she had found, Shu Changqiao blushed and explained: "What the mother said is right. As early as the Three Kingdoms period, there were women sumo wrestling. The last emperor of the Wu Kingdom, Sun Hao, had to call for elections every year. Beautiful women enter the palace, and the concubines reach 5,000 at most. So many women are idle in the palace, and it will cause problems if they don't let them vent their remaining energy, so Sun Hao started women's sumo wrestling.

During the Song Dynasty, Song Renzong was also a loyal fan of women's sumo. For this reason, Sima Guang also sent a letter to persuade Song Renzong.

That's...that's..."

At this point, Shu Sang hesitated to speak.

Thinking that there was a turning point, Liu Yifei hurriedly assisted: "What is it? Chang Chang, speak out boldly."

Liu Yifei gave Shu Chang an encouraging look.

Shu Sang wanted to cry without tears.

Cici, you asked me to say that.

She had to listen to her best friend.

"That is, women's sumo wrestling in ancient times is generally more fragrant, with some surname hints. In ancient times, women's sumo wrestling was also called "women's fruit play".

Huh!

The female stars blushed when they heard Shu Chang say this.

Da Mi Mi, Liu Shishi and Da Tiantian all breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, they practiced throwing pots in advance.

As long as they perform at a normal level, there is still hope for the top five, and they should not be reduced to sumo.

The other female stars are sitting on wax.

Just listen to Shu Chang's description, they feel very desperate.

Nazha asked with a trembling voice: "Mother, shouldn't we be like this?"

"Of course not, don't worry, the palace is an important place, and I definitely won't do such obscene things." Madam Rong promised.

Shu Chang raised objections in a low voice: "The female sumo wrestling in ancient palaces is generally more fragrant than the folks."

Mother Rong coughed loudly.

What Shu Sang said is naturally right.

The palace, in ancient times, has always been the dirtiest place in the world.

The ancients did not lose to the moderns in terms of play, and in many places it still surpassed it. After all, in ancient times, class was on the bright side, and it was not illegal for the powerful to kill. Too much.

In ancient times, the emperor was the best able to play.

Whenever the emperor wants to be a faint emperor, women's sumo can immediately become an unobstructed tournament.

I can't even think about it.

But "Top of the Forbidden City" definitely can't be like that, otherwise it won't pass the trial.

The female stars finally heard the good news from Mother Rong: "You don't need to change clothes, just wear your current clothes and perform women's sumo."

Today, female stars know that they must do sports, and they wear ancient "sportswear" that will not affect their movements.

Of course, if it is really torn up, the image will definitely be affected.

As for the magnitude of the impact, this is hard to say, it depends on the extent of the tear.

Li Yi'an vomited: "What female sumo? Isn't it just a fight?"

Yue Guan lightly coughed: "The word fight is too rude, but sumo is better."

Li Yi'an put up a **** to Yue Guan: "Stopping your ears and stealing the bell, what kind of sumo do they do, it's not just the fight, you just want to watch female stars fight."

Yue Guan smiled honestly: "Sister Yi'an, don't taint people's innocence out of thin air. I am clearly promoting traditional culture."

Li Yi'an rolled his eyes: "I believe in your evil, and I still promote traditional culture."

"I'm serious. Every time I think about the lack of traditional culture, I feel very sad." Yue Guan made a heartbroken expression very cooperatively.

"In ancient times, especially in the heyday of the Tang Dynasty, wives would usually tell their husbands when they were 29 years old, officials, you and I are not too young, you should also marry a younger one, or your neighbors would definitely say I don’t. sensible.

Then the average husband is reading, without looking up, saying: Haven't you seen me busy every day? How can I think about it?

My wife will say: How about I help your father, you just nod if you fancy, can I take care of the rest?

My husband still didn't look up, but said helplessly: You can figure it out..."

Yue Guan paused at this point, and then sighed up to the sky: "Whenever I think about the loss of our traditional culture, my heart aches for a long time and cannot be calm. If this traditional culture can also be passed down, I am not married long ago. The main culprit that delayed my marriage was the lack of traditional culture, Sister Yi An, do you think this is too regrettable?"

Li Yi'an wanted to hit someone.

I have seen shameless people, I have never seen such shameless people.

Obviously, Yue Guan is still refreshing her knowledge.

"In view of this, as a young man in the four nations of the new era, I have set my ambitions: to establish my heart for the heavens and the earth, for the life and the people, for the sacred learning, and for the peace for all generations. Everything starts with the restoration of women. Sumo starts."

Li Yi'an: "..." Now she especially wants to throw the picture of Prime Minister Zhuge "I have never seen such a shameless person" on Yue Guan's face.

How can you be so shameless?

Mo Xiangwan couldn't listen anymore, and rolled his eyes: "Now if you learn from ancient times and still play this set, ordinary people can't get married. They would rather be rich concubines than mediocre wives, just like the singles in our country. There will be more dogs."

"Sister Xiangwan, you are right." Yue Guan admitted Mo Xiangwan's point of view, and then pointed to himself: "But I am a rich man."

Mo Xiangwan: "..."

There is no refutation.

When the three of them were chatting, the female stars in the room also started to do warm-up activities.

When Mother Rong asked the maid to bring all the props up, the female stars who had never heard of "throwing pots" finally understood the meaning of throwing pots.

In fact, it means literally.

Throw arrows into the pot.

In ancient times, this was originally an elegant activity of scholar-bureaucrats, and then gradually spread to the circle of ladies. In fact, it was somewhat similar to modern golf.

Ordinary people don't play much, and it is relatively high-end, which is very suitable for people with status to socialize.

And the ladies of the palace draft are certainly people with status, and the queen must be selected from among these ladies.

Therefore, it is reasonable and reasonable for the program group to choose the assessment method of casting pots.

On the contrary, it is women's sumo. Although the ancient emperors often played this in the harem, it is clear that the program group's assessment of this is unkind.

But having said that, throwing pots and women's sumo are all sports with a clear outcome.

To win is to win, and to lose is to lose. There is no need for shady program groups and no dissatisfaction.

This method of assessment is the least controversial, so the program group will choose this method.

When the female stars warm up, some people are nervous, and naturally some people relax.

Damimi and Liu Shishi are two relaxing ones.

Their goal is to fight for one.

Of course, there is still pressure, but it is relatively small.

Da Mi Mi said: "Shishi, you have to calm down your mentality. Throwing the pot is a lot of luck. We haven't practiced for too long. It is very likely that we will lose to those who have not practiced. Don't lose your mentality."

Liu Shishi nodded: "I know, it's okay to do everything. If this doesn't pass, it's our destiny. But we still have great hopes. What we should worry about is that other talents are right."

"Yes, don't play sumo, I can't imagine that kind of scene."

Da Mi Mi could not imagine.

But many female stars have already begun to imagine.

They don't have the confidence to make the top five, so they can only put their hope on the sumo wrestling later.

The last regret is Liu Yifei.

There was an opportunity in front of her, she did not cherish it. I regret it when I lose it. The most painful thing in the world is this.

If God gave her another chance to choose again, she would definitely hold Shu Sang's thigh tightly.

Now, she can only pray to the goddess of fate.

"Chang Chang, I am uncomfortable." Liu Yifei's mentality collapsed.

Shu Chang was also helpless: "Cici, I reminded you. Fortunately, you have been working hard in the past half month. If you can't do it, you can make a big splash in sumo."

Liu Yifei cried: "I don't want to fight sumo, I want to pass the pot."

Shu Chang encouraged: "If you have the opportunity, the sport of pitching is very lucky. People who have practiced in advance may not have good grades. Maybe you are talented."

With Shu Chang's encouragement, Liu Yifei gradually stabilized her mentality.

Chang Chang is right. Throwing pots is a lot of luck. It's okay to practice beforehand. Maybe her character has exploded and she won the championship directly.

Liu Yifei was immersed in her fantasy.

Until Shu Chang was the first to go up and throw the pot.

With 20 arrows per person, Shu Chang dropped 13 of them.

This is nothing at all.

But Liu Yifei followed Shu sang on stage.

She put in-three.

After the results came out, Liu Yifei burst into tears.

"Chang Chang, you big liar."

What can Shu Chang say?

She could only forcefully consoled her: "It's okay, it's okay, Cici, don't worry, you still have tips, this level will definitely not be eliminated."

Liu Yifei cried even harder when she heard Shu singing's comfort.

Facts have proved that the practiced and untrained are different.

The four female stars who practiced in advance all stabilized their mentality and played their true level.

Shu Chang threw 13 arrows.

Da Mi Mi also invested 13 branches.

Liu Shishi threw 14 arrows.

The strongest is Big Sweet.

She put in 15 shots, ranking first.

After the cast, Da Tiantian was stunned.

"When I practiced before, the success rate was only half. Today, my character has exploded."

Hearing Da Tiantian say this, including Da Mi Mi and Liu Shi Shi Shu Chang, they all wanted to have a female sumo wrestling with Da Tiantian.

But they definitely have no chance.

Da Tiantian, Liu Shishi, Da Mi Mi and Shu Chang ranked in the top four.

The fifth place is a candidate who surprised others-Chen Xiaoyun.

The reputation is not too big, and he was tepid before, but it broke out in the pot-throwing level. Like Da Mi Mi Shushang, he threw 13 arrows.

Madam Rong was shocked by this result, and said with emotion: "If Ms. Chen practises in advance, she might have a chance to win the pot throwing champion."

Chen Xiaoyun also has some regrets.

Her hobby is archery. If you practice it in advance, it is a high probability event to exceed Datiantian.

But she did not expect that ~www.NovelMTL.com~ would have the current results, she was already very satisfied.

At least there is no need to fight in the women's sumo group.

The top five casters are out, and naturally, the remaining female stars will enter the women's sumo group.

In the envy of everyone's eyes, Mother Da Tiantian calmly took the tip.

As the winner of this level, Da Tiantian will naturally get special rewards.

And the more you get to the later levels, the bigger the reward you can get.

Quietly, many people suddenly discovered that Da Tiantian, who has been lying to win, has actually become the player with the most cards in the game.

There is a chance to compete for the queen.

Damimi and Liu Shishi, including Shu Chang, both gave Da Tiantian a vigilant look.

When they wait for the next level, they will no longer show mercy to Da Tiantian's men. Instead, they should focus on Da Tiantian.

Of course, that is the next level.

At present, the most attractive is the assessment of women's sumo.

Mother Rong looked around and announced another heavy rule:

"According to the results of the pot, the player with the best score will give priority to the opponent. In addition, multiple people are allowed to challenge the same person, and wheel fights are allowed."

Mother Rong's voice fell, and the atmosphere in the room instantly became bloody.

This rule clearly tells them that if there is a grievance and revenge, if there is no grievance, there is no vengeance. See who is not pleasing to the eye, slap your arms.

PS: 6000+ today, I think about how to write women fights. I feel that if this issue is shot, it will be great, but it’s hard to have a sense of the picture when it is written. I have a headache.