Transdimensional Marketing

　　 In the kitchen, six people were eating dinner silently,

　　 Mother Chen swallowed the food and suddenly said, "Chen Yu, I have a few things to ask you."

　　 "What's the matter?" Chen Yu chewed the food, ambiguous.

　　 "How about your part-time editing job recently? Can you still make money?"

　　 "Yes, you want to transfer to WeChat at night."

"Just ask, you have tens of thousands of money in our place. Keep the money you earn later, and you should learn how to save money." After a speech, Mother Chen continued to ask: "Sports. What's going on? When is the game?"

　　 "If I don't play, I would say I'm not a sports student."

　　 "This thing makes you yellow?"

　　 "What is pornography? Your son has good looks and skills. What's wrong with taking college entrance exams and making big money?"

　　 "Can I enter college without an exam now?" Father Chen interrupted.

　　 "..." Chen Yu slapped his chopsticks: "Why does every family chat make me upset since I can remember?"

"Yes, you are old and can make money. Let's have the final say on your own. We don't interfere with you." Mother Chen waved her hand, glanced at Chen Yi, Er, and San Ke, and said calmly: "The last thing, I heard a dog barking in your bedroom last night. What's the matter?"

　　 The voice fell, Chen Yike was stiff, Chen Erke looked flustered, and Chen Sanke was at a loss. But the eyes of the three of them all focused on Chen Yu...

　　 "Hmm..." Chen Yu and his three younger sisters looked at each other for a few moments, pondered for a moment, and said, "Wang."

　　Chen mother: "……"

　　 Father Chen: "……"

　　 "Wow!" Chen Yu began to see sweat on his forehead: "Is this the sound?"

　　 The three sisters moved neatly and gave thumbs up at the same time.

　　My brother is awesome!

　　……

　　 Perfunctory parents, Chen Yu walked out of the kitchen and returned to the bedroom under the admiration of the three younger sisters.

　　 locked the door behind him. He stretched out on the bed, turned his head to look at Xiao Taohong, and asked: "Has the text news been published?"

　　 "It has been released, and the number of hits is very high. Station B has the most read volume, with more than one million. But Kuaijiao and Vibrato do not support text dynamics, so the release was not successful."

"The two platforms currently don't have many fans. If you don't have one, then there won't be." Chen Yu looked indifferent, turned over to reveal his belly, closed his eyes and took a short break, got up and moved to Xiao Taohong's side: "Take the desk Let me, I want to write a copy. I haven't written it for a long time."

　　 "Okay." Xiao Taohong held up the notebook and gave up her position obediently.

　　 more than half an hour later.

　　 Chen Yu burned the copy he had memorized, got up and took out the imperial **** robe and cheongsam from the bottom of the bed, and threw one of them to the little pink: "Put it on, live broadcast."

　　 Xiao Taohong put the notebook back on the desk, quickly changed into a cheongsam, put on a mask, and walked to the portal to operate: "Mr. Chen, where are we going to broadcast the live broadcast?"

　　 "Consolidate the country, it's daytime, find a place where no one is."

　　 "Okay! Sacramento, right?"

"Sacramento can, but it can't be where it was last time. The state officials can easily arrange manpower there." After changing the imperial robes, Chen Yu picked up one of the two boxes, walked behind Xiao Taohong, and urged: "Choose are you done?"

　　 "Alright!" Xiao Taohong quickly pressed the confirm command, waited for the space to be docked, and immediately opened the door: "Mr. Chen, you go first."

　　 "Hey, take that ‘thing’ too."

"it is good."

　　 Stepping on the land on the other side of the earth, Chen Yu clamped the express box under his armpit, raised his wrist to slide the watch, controlled the floating camera to point at him, put on a mask, and quietly waited for the arrival of nine o'clock.

　　 "It's nine o'clock, start live broadcast!"

　　 [The promotion live broadcast room is being opened...]

　　【Station B is opened. 】

　　【The funny fish is opened. 】

　　【The tour push is completed. 】

　　 [Quick foot opening is complete. 】

　　【The vibrato is turned on. 】

　　[Total number of people in live room: 0 people]

　　 Several lines of text flashed, and on the watch screen, the number representing the number of people rose rapidly!

　　321 people.

　　 2,953 people.

　　 8,602 people.

　　 27,785 people.

　　58923 people...

　　 In ten seconds, the number of people exceeded 50,000, and it is still rising.

　　【Hahahaha! Live! 】

　　【I’m so lonely without you. 】

　　 [Speaking of nine o'clock is nine o'clock! Laying eggs is just as punctual. 】

　　 [Can't the time of the official live broadcast be shortened? Once a week is good too! 】

　　【Huaqiangbei enters the live broadcast room. 】

　　 [I saw the female assistant again, it happened that I was in bed, great! 】

　　 [Some people watched and went to the browser...]

　　 [Here is a full set of screenshots of female assistants, in various poses, I want to be my friend. 】

　　【High yield like a sow. 】

　　【It's dawn, has the UP Lord ran to harm the people of Jian Guo? 】

"Hello, audience friends in the five live broadcast rooms. This is an over-time evaluation. Today’s live broadcast is known to everyone. It is an additional evaluation. It is just to show you the wonders of future technology products. Then let’s not talk more nonsense. Start."

　　 The words are over, Chen Yu raised the box in his hand, rotated it 360°, and showed it to the camera: "The product evaluated is the thing in my hand. In order to share it with everyone, it has not been unboxed. This is our moment."

　　 "Tear and pull."

　　 The seal was torn off and the box lid was opened. According to the camera record, nearly 200,000 people witnessed the products in the box.

　　 An exquisite hilt!

Taking out the hilt and manual, Chen Yu threw away the box and showed it to the camera: "This is the magical prop that has appeared in novels and movies countless times. You don't need me to say its name, everyone can guess it. "

【I know! Switchblade! 】

　　【Fart! Obviously it is a flashlight~www.NovelMTL.com~ sand sculpture, water gun, right? 】

　　 [Isn’t it a feminine thing? 】

　　 [Brother! understood! 】

　　 [This thing is good, hehehe...]

　　【Senqing anchor reported it. 】

　　 [Speaking of UP, don’t you consider evaluating a simulated female robot? 】

　　 [Guaranteed the explosion of fans! You are not afraid to block anyway. 】

　　【Speak the truth, UP Lord, if you have a conscience, come with some colorful benefits. 】

　　 [Strongly request to review adult items! 】

　　 [Strongly request to review adult items! 】

【strongly demand……】

　　 Looking at the barrage inside the watch screen, Chen Yu turned dark and forced to return to the subject: "Yes! Everyone guessed it, this product is the legendary lightsaber!"

　　 As he said, he opened the manual, hurriedly scanned the first few pages, and explained: "The lightsaber is called a high-frequency lightsaber. The hilt is made of titanium. The texture is ergonomic, and it is non-slip, shockproof and comfortable to hold in the palm."

"The sword body is a plasma bound by a strong magnetic field. The length and width of the sword can be adjusted at the hilt. According to the instructions, the lightsaber is indestructible and cuts iron like mud. As for the manufacturer and the year of production, it is an additional evaluation. Not much to explain."

　　 Passed the instructions to the little pink behind him, Chen Yu took a few steps forward, squeezed the hilt in both hands, and faced the camera: "Now, I will activate this lightsaber to fully test whether it is truly'indestructible'!"

　　 The voice fell, and he pressed the hilt switch hard.

　　 "Om!"

　　 The strange resonance sounded!

　　 A hot and dazzling beam of light suddenly appeared. From the front of the camera, Chen Yu's entire upper body seemed to be cut into two...