Transdimensional Marketing

  1226 people.

  21988 people.

  247017 people...

  With the simultaneous opening of the five live broadcast rooms of "Super Time Evaluation", the total number of people exceeded 300,000 in just a few seconds.

  【嗷喽喽喽! 】

  【Ohhhh……】

  【Little Sunflower’s mother’s class has started, the main update of up is always delayed, it may be dead. 】

  【The text dynamic has been read, the first interactive place is definitely mine! 】

  【My mine! 】

  【After the anchor of your news is released, the stocks of B station and Douyu will rise at the limit instantly. Awesome. 】

  【My husband is still so handsome today. 】

  【The female assistant does not show her face, and will be handled by His Royal Highness Qiao. 】

  【Asl. 】

  【The first place is mine, I will give you a reward. 】

  【Hint: Ming Zixie sends out Super Rocket x20. 】

  [Reminder: Ming Zixie sends out super rocket x50...]

  The densely packed barrage is crowded and overlapped, and huge rewards pop up in the lower left corner of the screen every second.

  Chen Yu was wearing protective clothing that lacked gloves and a helmet. Standing under the coconut tree, he glanced at his watch, and his face twitched.

  Although he is not short of money now, and even does not like money anymore, he still bleeds heartache when he sees the white money flowing through his site.

Waiting for the enthusiasm for rewards to fade away, Chen Yuping regained his mentality and opened the speech loudly: "Hello, audience friends in the live broadcast room. This is an over-time evaluation. Thank you very much for your willingness to stay in front of the screen and give me your support. Then I have never been watered. , Go straight to the topic."

  After speaking, Chen Yu took a step back, turned to look at Xiao Taohong, and said, "Bring the product."

"it is good!"

   Full of vitality, Xiao Taohong trot out of the camera, picked up the life ball, and walked back to the camera.

   "...You are blocking my c position." Chen Yu waved his hand.

   "Oh, sorry." Xiao Taohong stepped back quickly and stood behind Chen Yu.

   "Ah. As you can see, the product we are going to evaluate today is this transparent ball. It has a nice name, called the sphere of life."

  【The fertility ball. 】

  【Evaluate a ball? 】

  【What is this ball for? 】

  【I heard that everyone who left a message under me has had good luck for a year. 】

  【I borrow your good words. 】

  【I borrow your good luck +1. 】

  【Young and strong do not work hard, the boss borrows auspicious words. 】

  【Suddenly I have a bold idea. 】

  Received the ball of life and placed it on the ground, Chen Yu continued to explain: "Because it is an additional live broadcast, I am not going to talk about the manufacturer and the production year of the product. I will mainly introduce the basic information."

"The ball of life is an outdoor toy of the future. The main way to play is to enter the ball, fall from a high altitude, and experience a thrilling fall. Many people are on the top of a building or a mountain, and they all jump off. The impulse. With this toy, you can completely transform the impulse into reality without any harm. Far more exciting than bungee jumping."

  "The diameter of the sphere is 25 meters, and the internal space is large. If there are two people, they can operate at will without restriction."

  【Understand in seconds! 】

  【Old driver. 】

  【There are surprises when the two characters are separated. (Manually funny)]

  【Is it dirty, or is the host getting more and more irritable? 】

"The external material is a special soft plastic, which can cushion the falling force of 95 meters per second. On the earth, due to the existence of wind resistance, the limit of human falling speed is 60 meters per second. In other words, as long as it is in the stratosphere Inside, no matter how you fall, the player will not be injured."

   reached out and patted the surface of the ball, Chen Yu's tone changed: "This is the end of the introduction, then let us enter the actual evaluation section to personally feel the novelty of this future toy."

  The words fell, he turned the camera to reveal the metal arch on the left: "There are many ways to play the ball of life, but I think the most characteristic thing is to roll down from the top of the mountain, so let's play this first. Go to Phoenix Mountain."

   Bring up the virtual earth and connect the twists and turns of space to the top of Phoenix Mountain in Changwu City, and Chen Yu is the first step forward.

"Hey!"

  Little Taohong excitedly picked up the ball of life and followed.

  In her thinking now, play is the most important thing besides love.

  The camera passes through the hot boundary and unfolds the picture on the snow-capped Phoenix Mountain, where the sudden change of color is more novel than the reversal of day and night.

   "This is Phoenix Mountain."

Turning to face the camera, Chen Yu talked freely: "Speaking of Phoenix Mountain, there are 74 in the country. Almost every province has a Phoenix Mountain, and some provinces even have two or three. The Phoenix Mountain we are now in. Located in Changwu City, the scenery is pretty good."

"In winter, because of the cold, there are not many tourists. It just won't affect our evaluation process. So now, I will enter the sphere of life together with the female assistant, and fall straight down from the peak of 1,600 meters. Feel the extreme stimulation between life and death."

  【Listen to enjoy! I want to play too! 】

  【Ibid. 】

  【A barrage of competition for places, whoever robs me, who the **** will explode in place. 】

  【Reported, you have no chance to grab it. 】

  【23333……】

   [You guys have a good fight, I have already paid 20 million in the account, and the tycoon is through train. 】

   [Brother, believe me, your twenty million won't make a bubble. 】

   [Yes, it's better to give me the money, your barren neck, I will help you eat. Give me giaogiao! 】

  【If you want to play with a female assistant, do you need to double it? 】

  【The anchor will let you know what a super bomb is...】

  When Chen Yu finished speaking, he turned his head and found that Xiao Taohong was lying in the ball.

  Chen Yu: "...Are you so anxious?"

   "My king, hurry up and push me down."

  Opened the entrance, Chen Yu drilled inside the goal and brought the camera in.

  "Are you coming with me too?" Xiao Taohong asked.

  "Well~www.NovelMTL.com~ I don’t worry about leaving yourself in it."

   "Are you... are you worried about me?" Xiao Taohong was shy.

   "I'm worried about the ball."

  "……"

After adjusting his tone and rhythm, Chen Yu turned to look at the camera and waved his hand: "Is there the illusion of being in the aerospace cabin? The plastic inside is very soft and it is comfortable to lie down. The transparency of the sphere is the same as that of glass, and the outside scene can be clearly seen. . As a toy, it is really exquisite."

During the narration, a transparent lubricating fluid was slowly secreted from the inside of the sphere.

  Chen Yu stretched out his hand to hold up a pool and showed it in front of the camera: “This lubricant can effectively reduce the friction between skin and clothing and prevent people from rotating with the rotation of the sphere during the fall.”

   "In order to improve the sense of immersion, I only wear protective clothing and play the game with a mask. The female assistant can't wait, and it must be the same for you in front of the screen. Let's start directly."

  Speaking, Chen Yu stood up inside the ball and pushed the ball of life forward: "There is a cliff ahead, countdown to three, three..."

   "One!" Little Taohong kicked her legs, and the ball of life suddenly jumped a lot and fell down the cliff!

   "Fuck..."

  ……

  Added updates for the rudder master's "one night stand".