Transdimensional Marketing

Super time commercial shelf products. (At midnight every day)

1. Painless **** conversion processing bed: Produced by Tellor Company in 2158. Comes with 60 high-concentration liquid hernia, breast uplift and contraction, laryngeal knot enlargement and shrinkage, bone grinding, hair removal can be freely set parameters. In forty-five minutes, the conversion of human gender can be completed alone without suffering. The price is 85 points.

"I know it!"

After a long while, Chen Yu collapsed and covered his face.

The first product recommended by Shangjia must be sand sculptures, but what's the matter with this gender transition?

"What do I want to write in my mind all day..."

Quickly sliding his finger to turn the page, he quickly looked at the second product, ready to wash his eyes.

2. Cockroach milk generator: Mengniu Dairy Co., Ltd. produced in 2067. Put a large number of living cockroaches into the crushing furnace, and go through the four steps of filtration, disinfection, crushing and squeezing to obtain fresh liquid cockroach milk rich in protein and vitamins. Under the same amount, the energy provided by cockroach milk is 3-4 times that of ordinary milk. Born for the yellow race who are lactose intolerant! The price is 67 points.

"What the **** are Nima!"

Chen Yu is going crazy.

It doesn't matter if these messy products appear in the commercial shelves, anyway, he has the final say. But all the pushes of recommended products originate from his unconscious mind... this is too much to bear.

Sit up and startled for a long time, he turned the page again and looked at the third product.

"I believe my brain is healthy and normal..."

3. Appealing skirt: Produced in 2118 by Romantic Beauty Apparel Company. The short lily skirt is hand-woven from silk, and an electronic pheromone generator is worn on the back waist, which stimulates the male human cerebral cortex within ten meters, causing it to produce an irrepressible **** impulse. Wearing this skirt, in a street with more than 200 people per hour, the skirt is up to 92%. The price is 40 points.

Chen Yu: "..."

Putting down the phone, Chen Yu stood up and walked out of the bedroom.

"Grasshopper! Play with me!" Chen Erke, who was hugging the Husky, saw Chen Yu and hurried forward.

"Brother's brain is something wrong, don't hurt you..."

Chasing away his sister, Chen Yu walked into the bathroom, turned on the faucet, rushed his face carefully, and looked in the mirror with a dull look.

After a while, he turned on the faucet again and poured a little water into his ears.

"Let some water in your mind, it should be clearer."

Muttering, Chen Yu walked out of the bathroom, returned to the bedroom, raised his wrist and continued to slide the watch, turning to the fourth product.

4. Invisible cloak: produced by hyperstealth in 2205. The principle of non-half-reverse half-lens is adopted. The main body is made of nano-supramolecular textile materials, and the cape weighs 130 grams, which can effectively guide light around the surface of the object to achieve a stealth effect, without leaving any light-print boundary that can be recognized by the human eye, and eliminates not strong x-rays Scan, the price is 85 points.

"Heaven!"

Chen Yu almost cried.

"Finally it's normal! This is what I want!"

Without hesitation, he clicked the screen and purchased one.

Consumption of 94 points (product + tax), remaining 193 points.

The words appeared and disappeared, and the mid-air of the bedroom was immediately distorted, forming a space-time wormhole and falling out of a flat white box.

The courageous Chen Yu still waited for the wormhole to disappear, then went forward and picked up the box and looked around.

"Mr. Chen, what fun are you redeeming again?" Little Pink ran over, her eyes sparkling.

"You know how to play?"

"Ok."

"..."

Ignoring Xiao Taohong beside him, Chen Yu licked his lips excitedly, opened the seal and opened the lid.

It was empty and there was nothing inside.

Little Taohong scratched her head: "You bought a box?"

"Hey."

Chen Yu smiled without saying a word, reached into the box and scratched it for a moment, then took the transparent cloak and put it on his arm. Suddenly, the arm disappeared...

"Wow!" Xiao Taohong was surprised.

"Awesome?"

"Awesome!" Xiao Taohong nodded repeatedly: "How did you cut off your arm?"

"...Are you really an artificial intelligence?"

"Yes indeed."

"Please write the code, this is not a toy." Chen Yu said effortlessly.

"Oh."

Seeing his robot sitting on the chair honestly, Chen Yu turned his head, carefully observed and stroked the fabric of the cloak. Then he draped it carefully on his body.

The entire horizon... is dark.

"Ok?"

"You can't see outside by covering your head."

Quickly opened the cloak, Chen Yu vaguely felt something was wrong.

Then he put the cloak on his shoulders.

The effect is really great!

Everything below the shoulder is invisible!

but……

"I seem to have been fooled." Chen Yu was silent for a while, and suddenly roared: "What a special head!"

"Wow?" Xiao Taohong turned her head when she heard the sound, and said in surprise: "Did you cut off your body?!"

Walking hurriedly to the mirror, Chen Yu put the invisible cloak on and tried several times, and finally determined a result.

He really overturned...

The design of this cloak has a bug!

If you want to be completely hidden, you cannot see the outside world clearly. If you want to see the outside world clearly, you have to show your head...

"Well... there seems to be a compromise."

Standing in front of the mirror thinking for a long time, he covered himself with the transparent cloak again, then raised his wrist and manipulated the invisible camera in the watch.

Suddenly, the outside picture appeared on the watch screen.

"Ahahaha, I really have great wisdom!"

Squatting down on the ground and moving forward slowly, with the guidance of the camera, Chen Yu's actions are completely unfettered: "It's great, with this thing, it will definitely not cost money to go to the bathhouse in the future. It's awesome..."

After going around the room, he walked up to Xiao Taohong and asked, "Hey Erhuo, can you see me?"

Xiao Taohong stared in the direction of the sound, and stretched out her finger to touch the cloak: "Are you here? So you are invisible?"

"Can you see me?" Chen Yu asked repeatedly.

Xiao Taohong's eyes suddenly turned red: "Seeing your thermal image. Your lower abdomen is too hot and you need to urinate."

"..." Chen Yu took off his cloak and pointed at the notebook blankly: "Work."

"You should really row..."

"jobs."

"Oh." Little Taohong pouted aggrievedly~www.NovelMTL.com~ and turned back.

Putting on the invisible cloak again, Chen Yu walked to the bedroom door, opened the door gently, and controlled the camera to fly out.

In the living room, only Chen Erke was drawing crayon drawings.

Chen Yu was very playful, stepped cautiously, walked into the living room, and came to Chen Erke.

I saw this second sister was drawing a big crab wielding a pair of tongs. It was weird. There were circles of spider webs under the crab... This made Chen Yu unable to tell whether Chen Erke was painting a crab or a spider.

When Chen Yu walked closer to the sofa within three meters, Chen Erke suddenly felt a little bit, and suddenly turned his head to look at Chen Yu who was hiding in the cloak.

"Fuck?" Chen Yu was tense, too scared to pant, "Can you see me?"

"..."

"..."

The two are separated by a layer of invisible cloak, as if looking at each other...