Transdimensional Marketing

Recommended products for the super space commercial shelf.

1. The U-shaped strong dip plate was produced and sold by Bayer in 3017. The appearance adopts an efficient U-shaped structure, the sixth-generation high-density alloy Z-axis, and the semi-liquid CD glue with a viscosity> 230. It does not liquefy at high temperature and does not solidify at low temperature. It will maintain excellent viscosity for 35 years. Specially made to capture and stick to humans. The price is 1500 points.

"Oh, I know this is the way."

With a sneer, Chen Yu was unaffected, only bought one for college research, and then continued to slide the page to read the second product.

2. The lock of the Green Hat was produced in 3756 by the Nothingness Committee. The main body is made of superconducting high-pressure carbon sulfide block, which is 4800 times stronger than carbon sulfide block and 192,000 times stronger than diamond. The melting point is greater than 43600 Kelvin, even if it is placed in the high-pressure and high-temperature extreme environment of Jupiter's core, there will be no damage.

The mechanical structure adopts the ancient standard springless idling technology, and upgrades the four-way intelligent lock. When it is detected that the original key is about to be inserted, the inner lock cylinder is instantly in a garbled state, preventing entry. When detecting the insertion of other keys, the smart chip will immediately activate the lock pin, unlock the lock pin and complete a clockwise rotation, and then urge the internal lock cylinder to release the garbled state and completely open the lock. The price is 4200 points.

"...Well done."

This amazing product, excluding practical functions, is still great as a material for scientific research. But considering the expensive price of up to 4200 points, Chen Yu decided to shelve it first and continue to scroll down.

3. Rhythm Virus Durex was released in 4589. This product is a neurotoxin, which is highly contagious with EEG signals. After the user is poisoned, it will infect and assimilate all humans in contact with the user. No matter what actions the user makes, the infected humans will also be rhythmic, perform the same actions, and follow closely behind the user (including but not limited to dancing, rolling, singing, gymnastics, swimming and other difficult behaviors) ). The price is 3550 points.

"..."

After a long silence, Chen Yu stood up, quietly walked out of the bedroom, and went to the bathroom to wash his hair.

"Made."

"Is my thinking so abnormal..."

Within five minutes, feeling his head filled with water again, Chen Yu dried his hair, returned to the room, raised his wrist, and took a deep breath.

"next!"

4. The remote control trouser belt was produced by Meizu in 3944. The patent was registered by the well-known entrepreneur Huang Zhang in the early 21st century, and it was officially sold in 3948. The product is divided into two parts, belt and female ring. When the two parts are worn at the same time, the product turns on immediately. The 24h position of the male wearer will be transmitted to the ring in real time. Especially when passing through sensitive areas such as hotels, hotels, red light districts, etc., the alarm will be triggered immediately.

An application is required to untie the belt, and it can be untied smoothly only when the partner's permission signal is obtained. And through the background of the ring, you can set the time limit for unlocking, and it will automatically shrink after timeout. It will explode automatically when it is below the knee. The price is 3700 points.

"Snapped."

Chen Yu held his forehead in pain, "It's the fourth one, please stop making trouble?"

"and also……"

He picked up his mobile phone and found information on Meizu Huang Zhang on the search engine, "Why do you register for such a frenzied patent?!"

"Chen... Mr. Chen, what's wrong with you?" Xiao Taohong was taken aback.

"Nothing, you are busy with you."

Throwing away the phone, Chen Yu patted his cheek vigorously, then raised his wrist to "calm down..."

"Think about high technology."

"My world is full of high technology..."

"what!"

5. Memory data storage module, Lanxiang Group Brain Technology Research Center, produced in 5205. After activation and use, the user's brain synapses are energized, all non-hidden and hidden memories are activated through non-electric stimulation, and the temporarily activated experience memory content is encrypted and digitized. Through concise control, complete a series of operations such as enhancement, desalination, cutting, storage, movement, copying, and deletion (note that the number of copies of the exam is only 1). Each memory storage module has five built-in biological hard disks, which can store digitized memory no higher than 25ZB.

It is mainly used in the fields of interstellar colonization, psychotherapy, criminal transformation, civil protection, civilization expansion, and the future of immigration. The storage life of each bio-hard disk is up to 4000 years. The price is 12,000 points.

"Awesome!!"

Seeing the description of this last product, Chen Yu jumped up suddenly, raised his hands high, and exclaimed, "God costume! God costume is here!"

"Golden Legend!!"

The refreshing sensation of drawing SSR instantly swept through his body, and then he chose to buy without hesitation.

"Are the first four special tricks? To seduce me to buy the last one."

Consume 12980 points (points + tax), and the remaining points are 4656.

"A thousand points tax? Dog days..."

The next moment, a circular wormhole opened in the middle of the bedroom and fell out of a long white box the size of an air conditioner.

"thump."

The product fell to the ground and hit the brown floor, splashing fine dust.

"Awesome..."

Waiting for the wormhole to disappear naturally, Chen Yu stepped forward and directly opened the seal and took out the rectangular object inside.

"This..." He weighed the weight and observed it several times. "This thing is a bit like an XBOXSERIESX game console."

"Boom."

Putting the product on the floor, Chen Yu clicked the on button, and a green light curtain instantly appeared, illuminating the whole bedroom with "spring."

Do you want to enter tutorial mode?

whether.

Turning around the "memory storage module", Chen Yu touched the top of the green head and found that the virtual projection was not substantial. With reference to the production era in 5205, this high-tech display of "interaction" is undoubtedly much lower-end.

To use a not-so-accurate analogy, it seems that the latest smartphone has pressed a big brother's receiving antenna.

"Mr. Chen, what fun did you buy again?"

Looking back at the little Tao Hong behind him, Chen Yu reached out and clicked the "Yes" option "It's not a toy. Why, are you done with the video?"

"The platforms that allow video playback are all uploaded, and they will be posted at nine o'clock tomorrow. However, most of the web live broadcast platforms are small platforms and do not have video functions."

"It doesn't matter. At this level, our program no longer needs to be promoted. Oh, right, is your memory digitized?"

"What is digitization?"

"It is similar to the data stored in the hard disk of a computer. The kind that is synthesized by 0 and 1."

"No." Xiao Taohong knocked on her own brain. "My memory is a substantive model composed of impulse signals. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com obtains non-linear factual judgments through autonomous learning of models."

"Pulse signal?" Chen Yu was blank, "What principle?"

"do not know."

"I don't have a B number in my body?"

"Hmm." Xiao Taohong blinked her eyes. "Is your memory digitized?"

"How is it possible? My memory is in nerve cells."

"Why is it stored in the cell? What principle?"

Chen Yu "..."

"There is no B-number in my body?" Xiao Taohong pinched her waist with her hands.

"……roll!"

Chen Yu was desperate.

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