Transdimensional Marketing

　　 8:55.

　　 8:57.

　　 8:59.

　　 9:00!

"coming."

　　Floating castle, in the principal's tower hall, Chen Yumeng raised his head and looked into the air.

　　 I saw the space quickly distorted, expanding a circular wormhole, and slowly calling out a tiny box from it.

　　 "Pump."

　　 Five seconds later, the white express box fell, and the wormhole slowly disappeared.

　　 The transparent space is restored to its original state.

　　 "It's so small." Xiao Taohong hurried forward, picked up a thumb-sized express box, turned and handed it to Chen Yu: "Mr. Chen, it's not as big as human excrement."

　　 Chen Yu's hand stretched out to catch the object instantly stiffened: "What's this special?"

　　 "Okay." Xiao Taohong timidly: "Bigger than excrement."

　　 "...The problem is not the size, okay?!" Chen Yu grabbed the courier box and waved his hand irritably, "Don't say anything if you can't speak, stand behind me."

　　 "It's obviously not big." Xiao Taohong mumbled and walked back behind Chen Yu.

　　 Raised his hand and carefully observed the express box in his palm, Chen Yu was puzzled.

　　 is no more than five centimeters long and two centimeters wide. Looks like small cosmetics such as lipstick and mascara.

　　 There is no doubt that this is the smallest technology product he has seen as a hyperspace reviewer.

　　 "Can something so big be a protective product?" Xiao Taohong couldn't help but ask.

　　 "Do you need to make a bet?" Chen Yu raised his eyebrows.

　　 "Bet? Good! What are you bet on?" Xiao Taohong was immediately excited when she heard the word bet.

　　 "Just bet whether this thing is a protective product. If you lose, you will call me Dad in the future. How about?"

　　 "Then you lose?"

　　 "I lost, I will hear you call Dad from now on."

　　 "Good!" Little Taohong nodded quickly: "No problem! That's it, you can't go back."

　　 "2B only repented."

　　 "Pull the hook!"

　　 "...OK, tick."

　　 Hearing this, Xiao Taohong immediately got busy. In Chen Yu's stunned eyes, she found two ropes, hung them on the suspended ceiling to make two ropes, and put her head in: "Mr. Chen, you come in too!"

　　 "...what are you doing?"

　　 "Take a hook!"

　　 "Do you have any misunderstandings about Lagou? Isn't it just hanging yourself?" Chen Yu roared.

　　 "Isn't pulling a hook and hanging up a step?" Xiao Taohong was puzzled.

　　 Chen Yu: "???"

　　 "Hang on the hook for a hundred years, no change."

　　 Chen Yu: "……"

　　 "Come and hang yourself!"

　　 "Fuck! Only the Erhuo sand sculpture will play with you?!"

　　 Talking, Chen Yu put his head into the rope and hooked Xiao Taohong's hand.

　　 "Pull a hook, hang yourself, a hundred years, no change......"×2

　　 Hanged for a while, and the two of them landed on straight legs.

　　 "Get out of the box! See what's inside." Throwing away the lock cover, Little Pink is eager to try

　　 "No, it can only be opened after the live broadcast." Chen Yu touched his neck.

　　 "Then live broadcast now!"

　　 "Well, stand behind me."

　　 After re-adjusting the voice changer at the throat, Chen Yu faced the camera and decisively opened the live broadcast room.

　　 [The promotion live broadcast room is being opened...]

　　 [All live webcast platforms worldwide have been opened! 】

　　 23.66 million.

　　110 million.

　　300 million...

　　 The permissions were opened, hundreds of millions of IPs swarmed in, and the cumulative number of people exceeded the 500 million mark in just three seconds!

【All rise! 】

　　【Come on! 】

【the first! I am the first! 】

　　 [How many grandsons are you my grandson? 】

【the first! 】

　　【Fifth. 】

　　 [Is this a super time evaluation? 】

　　【Cute.jpg】

　　【I’m an old fan, I know that the UP master will explode. 】

　　【It is gold, it will shine someday. 】

　　【It is shining, and it takes one day to get gold. 】

　　 [Weird criticism has been added! 】

　　【Anchor! Mom loves you! 】

　　 [UP Master, you are so awesome, do you dare to set up a rice circle? 】

　　 Two minutes later, the increase started to slow down.

　　 The total number of people on the entire platform also stays at the figure of 500 million.

　　 In fact, every "number of people" counted is just an IP message. But in every IP, there may not necessarily be many people in front of a screen...

　　 Therefore, the real number of people watching Chen Yu's live broadcast at this time is far more than 500 million.

　　 "It is a miracle that is not a miracle."

　　 With a silent sigh from the bottom of my heart, Chen Yu stood tall, looked straight into the camera, and opened with a loud voice: "All friends in the live broadcast room, here is the official live broadcast of the eleventh phase of the Super Time Evaluation. Everyone, good morning."

　　 "I am the founder and host of "Overtime Evaluation", responsible for displaying, experiencing, evaluating, and promoting the technological products of the future human world. It is a great honor to meet you all."

Raising his wrist, he glanced at the frantically roaring barrage on the watch screen, and continued: "The unblocking of the Internet has been lifted. For so many days, everyone should have a lot of knowledge about "Super Time Evaluation" and about himself. Yes, then I will stop talking nonsense, and don’t waste time introducing myself, go straight to the topic and start today’s evaluation."

　　The words are over, Chen Yu pinches the miniature express box and displays it in front of the camera.

　　 "Today's protagonist is it, the eleventh official live broadcast of the evaluation product. It is worth mentioning that the box is very small, but the size of a lipstick. It belongs to the smallest future technology in my evaluation career."

　　 "Now, start to evaluate the first item, the product is out of the box."

　　 "Tear!"

　　 "Unpacking is complete."

　　【Well done. 】

　　 [UP master is still so fast. 】

　　【Ancestral speed. 】

　　【Even so fast, I still can’t change the habit of liking other people’s wives. 】

　　【? 】

　　【? ? 】

　　 Throwing away the red seal, Chen Yu carefully observed it for a moment, then opened the narrow lid, took out the contents inside ~www.NovelMTL.com~ and played with it.

　　 This is an exquisite cylindrical metal tube with a smooth surface and a little elasticity.

　　 The tube is hollow, but when you look in your eyes, you can see clearly that there is something strange in it.

　　 "Huh!"

　　Thinking for a moment, Chen Yu blows hard at the mouth of the tube, but is blocked by the mask.

"As you can see, this is an iron pipe." Manipulating the floating camera to pull in, he explained with a steady voice: "Like you, I don't know what it is, what its use is, and how to control it. There is no I found the manual for this thing. But for sure, there will be a detailed tutorial, maybe, right here..."

　　 Talking, Chen Yu stretched out a little finger and slowly inserted his finger into the tube mouth under the gaze of 500 million people...

　　 "Wow!"

　　 In the next moment, a torrent of quantum information rushed into Chen Yu's network of tissues, cells, genes, and quantum information, and quickly merged into one.

　　 Three seconds later, the mind and consciousness returned.

　　 Feeling the familiarity of quantum information fusion, Chen Yu took a deep breath, facing the camera, his eyes flickered.

　　 "Same as the last review, I integrated the built-in quantum information flow of this product, and understood the name, purpose, and control method of this thing."

　　 "I believe that no one can guess what it is."

　　 slowly raised the metal tube, Chen Yu raised the corner of his mouth, suppressing the extreme excitement in his heart, and completely inserted his little finger into the metal tube.

　　 "Boom!".

　　In an instant! Thunder and lightning are everywhere in the empty hall! Xiaguang is so beautiful!

　　 almost blinded all the audience in front of the screen...