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"Is that shit?"

"...First... Sir, that's butter."

"Sorry, my classmate is not very good at talking." Xing Biqi sneered: "But why is butter green?"

"It's duck dung green." Chen Yu corrected: "Maybe the other half has cheated."

Waiter:"……"

Without waiting for the waiter to explain, Chen Yu picked up the knife, spread the green sticky butter of duck feces on the triangular bread, and swallowed a half.

"Hey."

"Hey..."

Xing Biqi was startled and said: "You...your tooth is broken?"

"The bread is broken." Chen Yu looked serious.

"Tasty?"

"Authentic!" After struggling to swallow the food in his mouth, he gave a thumbs up: "This is the taste..."

"Sir, you are an expert." The waiter smiled again.

"...The taste of authentic tires." Chen Yu added.

The waiter's face stiffened again.

Putting down the knife, Chen Yu glanced at the green butter, then turned to look at Xing Biqi: "How much did you order?"

"The package is one thousand and eight."

Hearing this, Chen Yu moved his eyes to the waiter: "Is this dish finished?"

"Go... it's done."

"The beauty, go down first, you may not feel comfortable with what I say later."

Waiter:"……"

"Blood loss!" Waiting for only two people left in the compartment, Chen Yu picked up the bread and threw it directly into the trash can under the table: "It's too unpalatable, even to the point of being inedible. Just this **** one thousand and eighty. Is it so easy to make money outside? It’s not even as good as the old eight's secret burger."

"Is it really unpalatable?" Xing Biqi picked up a piece of bread and took a tentative bite.

"It's unpalatable, especially with this green butter. It's hard to swallow. By the way, what is the name of this set meal?"

"Love...Couple package."

"Oh!" Chen Yu suddenly said, "No wonder it's green."

Soon, the second meal made by the top chef of the country of surrender came.

Two cups of mango smoothie ice cream.

"ice cream!"

Xing Biqi cheered and quickly took out a spoonful and put it in his mouth, with a satisfied expression: "This is delicious, sweet and sour."

"Well, this is okay. It's just that the northeast is still cold. Is ice cream on the main dish really good..."

Then, the waiter served a third meal.

A chef from the surrender country opened the lid himself. Under the smoke, exquisite plates, spoons, bowls and cups were faintly revealed. The compulsion is quite in place.

"Two, this is the caviar of the big white sturgeon, please use it slowly." The waiter opened the caviar with a knife and bowed to the chef and left.

The great white sturgeon caviar, Chen Yu knows, is the most expensive and top class caviar. With the sticky green soft bread and the sticky mashed potatoes, the taste is quite...normal.

"Is it delicious?" Xing Biqi asked.

"Next time I will treat you to Mala Tang."

...

An hour later, the two left the three-star Michelin house, chatting and walking towards the lake.

"There is even a service fee? Adding more than two thousand yuan together, it is not a blood loss, but a blood collapse."

"It's okay." Xing Biqi strolled behind Chen Yu: "It would be great to be able to come out for dinner with you. It doesn't matter what you eat. By the way, the monthly exam is over. Will you still go to school tomorrow?"

"No, I will study at home."

"I heard that the head teacher in our class was so angry that you cried. What if you don't go to school and get expelled?"

"It doesn't matter." Chen Yu patted Xing Biqi on the shoulder: "I'm already close to the rich woman, do I still need to work hard?"

"..."

"By the way, let's just go around here? It's only less than three o'clock in the afternoon. Are there any other shows?"

"No... no more. How about we watch a movie?"

"Too old-fashioned." Chen Yu looked up and down at Xing Biqi's rugged figure, and the corners of his mouth raised: "Let's go swimming? The swimming pool next to it is not open."

"Neither of us...no swimsuits." Xing Biqi covered his face.

"It's sold in the swimming pool, buy it now." As he said, he took out his cell phone and dialed Chen Yike's number, straight to the point: "Boss, go to the swimming pool, can you go?"

"Go!" Chen Yike's surprise shout came from the other end of the receiver.

"Put the second child on too."

"it is good!"

Hanging up the phone, Chen Yu pointed to the swimming pool: "Go, go buy tickets first."

"Isn't it the two of us..." The girl stopped talking. And thinking that Chen Erke's "enemy" was coming, couldn't help but shudder.

"There are so many people, what do they have for fun."

"Then... Then wait for me to buy some presents for my sisters. By the way, what do Chen Yike and Chen Erke like?"

"The boss likes to do exercises, the more difficult the happier. The second one likes to lock, you buy her a bunch of iron locks that can't be broken, she will definitely change your mind and entangle you completely."

"Really...really?" Xing Biqi was suspicious.

"When have I lied to someone? Go buy it. Let's go to the grave, I'll buy tickets, and you'll buy gifts."

When the words fell, Chen Yu turned around and left.

Looking at Chen Yu's shrunken back, the girl showed a knowing smile: "I like to make trouble for you, so charming and anxious."

"???" The deer next to him blinked and tilted his head...

...

In 30 minutes, Chen Yike walked into the swimming pool hall with his two younger sisters.

Chen Erke, who was originally chattering extremely excited, saw Xing Biqi next to Chen Yu, and suddenly changed his face in Sichuan Opera: "Why did that woman get in again?"

"Big White Rabbit, Big Grape, Peach Sister!" Chen Sanke happily ran forward, hugged Xing Biqi's thigh, and rubbed it affectionately.

"Sanke good, long time no see." Xing Biqi opened his schoolbag and took out a pack of exquisite dried salted fish from it: "Do you like this kind of snack?"

"Like it!" Chen Sanke's round eyes lit up, took the package, tilted his head and tore open the opening with small tiger teeth, took out a small crispy salted fish, sniffed it on the tip of his nose, and cheered: "Fragrant! Thank you Sister Xianyuwei!"

"..." The corners of Chen Yu's mouth twitched, and he just wanted to reprimand Chen Sanke, but suddenly found a blind spot, and suddenly turned his head to look at Xing Biqi: "Hey! Next time, can you stop giving away the third child this strange food?!"

"Next... next time." Xing Biqi scratched his head awkwardly, then took out a box of Dove chocolates from his bag and handed it to Chen Erke: "This is for you, do you like it?"

"How could you like the one you gave it?" Chen Erke pouted and took the chocolate and weighed it: "What's the flavor?"

"Strawberry and chocolate."

"I don't like it even more." She opened the box, took out a piece and threw it in her mouth: "Well, it's unpalatable."

Chen Yu: "..."

"It's terrible, disgusting." Chen Erke began to stuff his mouth piece by piece: "Oh."

Turning his head, Chen Yu looked at Xing Biqi: "Have you heard it? You know it is an old yin and yang person as soon as you speak."

"Sister, do you have a gift for me?" Chen Yike put down his backpack and asked with a smile.

"Of course there is ~www.NovelMTL.com~ this, do you like it?"

"Hello, the crystal issuance card!" Chen Yike was surprised, and then waved his hand again and again: "No, it's too expensive, it's more than one thousand yuan."

"It's okay, take it." After forcibly stuffing the issuance card, Xing Biqi said: "You also know that I have a wealth of money now, and it's nothing. I saw you posted it in Moments before."

"More than one thousand yuan!" Chen Erke, who was eating chocolate silently next to him, was stunned: "You...Aren't you also a student? Where does that much money come from?"

"Thank you sister, then." After receiving the card, Chen Yike cherished the package box and put it in the backpack, and then explained: "Sister Xing Biqi is now a big money! A multi-millionaire."

"Million...Rich man?!" Chen Erke widened his eyes, stared at Xing Biqi for a while, then looked down at the chocolate in his hand, was silent for a while, and said: "It...actually, the chocolate you gave is quite delicious. , I start to like you."

"..." Turning his head, Chen Yu looked at Xing Biqi, spreading his hands: "Have you heard it? As soon as you speak, you know it's the husband."

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