Transdimensional Marketing

Standing silent for a long time in the snow, Chen Yu picked up the phone and typed a line hesitantly.

[Chen Yu: "Can I change the product in this review?"]

[Promotion: "The product is ready and time-space transmission can be opened at any time and cannot be replaced."]

[Chen Yu: "Then I won't broadcast it?"]

[Promotion: "Hahahaha..."]

Chen Yu: "..."

Sighing, he scratched his head irritably.

[Chen Yu: "Okay, I will leave the solar system now."]

[Promotion: "We will monitor your location at all times, and send to those who are within the right distance."]

After retracting the phone, Chen Yu was stunned for a while, raised his wrist and looked at the time.

9:08 in the morning.

"Can't delay, just start."

Adjust your posture, put on the Peking Opera mask, tap the watch screen, and the live broadcast room of "Super Time Evaluation" will open immediately.

[The promotion live broadcast room is being opened...]

[All webcasting platforms in the world have been opened! 】

52.3 million!

286 million!

632.28 million!

700 million!

The moment the authority was opened, terrifying data streams swarmed!

The originally pure black screen didn't even have time to reveal Chen Yu's figure, and was instantly covered up by the overwhelming barrage.

[Ah! Live! 】

[Long live the end! The world belongs to three bodies! 】

【the first. 】

[First first! 】

[Good morning, father, grandpa, ancestor. 】

[Finger, toilet paper, and hand stop are all ready, but I didn’t see the female assistant...]

[Don't worry, it may be pregnant. 】

[Hidden with my family in the basement to watch the live broadcast, because I heard that today’s wave is very dangerous. 】

[If the earth is destroyed, is there any use in hiding it in a house? 】

[Of course, hiding in a house can do shameful things. 】

[The screen suddenly turns yellow...]

[Weak hands up, it’s the end of the world, isn’t it more exciting outside...]

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After waiting two minutes as usual, the number of online users exceeded 750 million, and the growth rate slowly slowed down.

"Today is Sunday, good morning, friends from all over the world." Facing the camera, Chen Yu made an ok gesture and said loudly, "Here is the official live broadcast of the twelfth phase of the Super Time Evaluation. I am the host of the show. We met again after a month."

"Before the topic starts, say a digression."

"I have seen a lot of speeches on the Internet during this period of time. Apart from the sources of future technology, what I am most concerned about is the question of my true identity. To put it simply, I just want to know who I am."

"As for me, I have never been a guy who hides his head and shows his tail. Since everyone wants to know me so much, let's just make it public. It can satisfy the curiosity of fans, and participants don't need to call me Mr. Chen during interaction, which is awkward."

[Fuck? It's so amazing at the beginning? 】

[My husband’s identity is finally revealed...]

[Fuck! That's my husband! 】

[Do you want to point your face? How much did you pay? I bought more than a ton of posters! 】

[Has the up master authorized it? I'm ashamed to say that Dute is pirated. 】

[Stop arguing, as long as the anchor has me in his heart, I don't care how many sisters there are. It's everyone's husband, right...]

[The benefits of co-authoring are all taken up by your women? Are we not worthy to be the wives of up? When can a man really stand up? 】

...

Thousands of miles away, the Observer Hall.

Hearing Chen Yu's speech on the screen, the middle-aged team leader's heart sank, and immediately started eye contact with Wu sister beside him.

Sister Wu raised her little thumbs vaguely and pulled it back and forth (group leader, what shall we do (pulls)?)

The middle-aged team leader sat quietly on the spot, reached into his shirt, buttoned his belly button, placed it in front of his eyes, and placed it (watch his (umbilical) change (stool))

(Is it because he was attacked that caused him to think that his identity was exposed and broken?)

(Unclear (light) Chu (pestle).) The middle-aged team leader stretched out his fingers and punched the seat hard, making a muffled noise.

"Group leader, look at this." Sister Wu handed over a document, whitening the name of the author at the end. (Ming (name) is white)

At the same time, everyone in the hall was staring at the screen intently.

Until I heard that Chen Yu changed his tone of voice through the bowtie voice changer, he said clearly: "My name is Chen and my name is Xiaochun. Chen Xiaochun."

"Go!"

"Xiao!"

"Quickly check, the database permissions are connected."

"Golden State Chen Xiaochun... Jinzhou Chen Xiaochun..."

The hall was in chaos in an instant, and teams from all over the world were caught in frantic work, trying to find out Chen Yu's old bottom through this name.

In addition to China.

Middle-aged team leader: "..."

Sister Wu: "..."

Everyone in the team: "..."

...

"watt?"

At the same time, in the living room of a high-rise home in the airport, Chen Xiaochun, who was drinking and watching a video with his friends, froze, with question marks all over his face.

"He... did he mean Chen Xiaochun?" Chen Xiaochun said nerdy.

"It seems like..." The corners of the companion's mouth twitched: "And your voice is the same."

"..."

"You're on fire."

"what?"

"I said you are going to be on fire." Another companion stood up, opened his arms exaggeratedly, and jumped one meter high: "Globally! What a fuck!"

...

[I almost believed...]

[Is it that Chen Xiaochun, the bachelor who has done and failed? 】

[Is it really me? 】

[It turns out that the anchor can change the voice. I thought that the female's voice was her, and I heard that I was sitting and ovulating. 】

【vomit. 】

【Vomit +1】

[Friendly reminder, the experience of closing the barrage is better. 】

"Ok, that's the end of the gossip, let's go straight to today's topic."

Scanning the black barrage on the watch screen, Chen Yu turned around, stepped on the snow, and walked towards the portal while explaining: "As you can see, I didn't show the product in today's live broadcast. It's not because I want to sell it. It’s just because that high-tech is very dangerous and needs to be evaluated in a very safe place. And the Siberia I’m in at this time is far from enough.”

"So, this program is destined to be special, and the process of finding a venue for evaluation is also included in the content."

With that said, he walked to the metal arch, and started to operate quickly with both hands to connect the space.

The audience who watched the live broadcast saw this scene, and most of them thought that Chen Yu would choose the location in the Sahara, Antarctica, or extraterrestrial, Mars, or even the edge of the solar system for "safety". Can not help but feel full of security.

[Up master is so caring, knowing to protect the environment. 】

[Let me just say it, can't believe those nonsense self-media. The anchor is not a fool, where will he live if the earth explodes? 】

[You can come out of the basement, as long as you don't get dangerous goods on the earth. 】

[Can you seconds me? Can the evaluation in outer space kill me? Pour a cup of cappuccino for the anchor~www.NovelMTL.com~ to start your bomb show. Running so far can take me a second, I am on the spot! Just eat this computer screen! 】

[Shangxiang...]

But then, the audience felt more and more wrong.

Chen Yu did not choose to use the portal to reach the destination, but went to the airfield of the floating castle and boarded the superlight spacecraft...

The next moment, the spacecraft lifted off and Chen Yu stood in front of the camera and waved his hand: "Let’s go two light-years away from the solar system and see if there is a safe distance."

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