Transdimensional Marketing

The live broadcast "started" failed.

The twelfth period of official evaluation is destined to not be as smooth as previous periods.

Chen Yu originally thought it would be far away from three light-years away, but waited for three minutes with the audience staring wide-eyed, and did not wait for the time-space wormhole to appear.

After contacting the super-time salesman again, he realized that the distance of three light-years was far from enough, and he had to run...

In the end, it took another six hours to fly to the earth ten light-years away, and the mobile phone without internet sent the message two thousand years later.

[Promotion: "This position is fine, and it will barely cause too much impact on the solar system."]

Turning his back to the camera and raising the phone, Chen Yu was silent for a while, typing his reply.

[Chen Yu: "Ten light years, 90 trillion kilometers, just barely have an impact on the solar system?"]

[Promotion: "Yes Mr. Chen."]

[Chen Yu: "...Did you send me the Tathagata Buddha?"]

[Promotion: smile]

Putting away the phone, he turned around, silent for a moment, and suddenly spoke in a high voice: "Hello, audience friends in front of the screen, welcome everyone to come to the Super Time Review on time, after a month, we meet again..."

[You fart! 】

[Weak to vomit...]

【father! It's seven o'clock in the evening! 】

[I stared at the screen and waited for ten hours. 】

[What about the product? We need to look at the product! 】

[UP Master: I commented on loneliness. 】

[The anchor runs a few more light years for our safety, it should be encouraged. 】

[Just go outside the galaxy, that's safer. 】

[I ate all the supplies in the basement, and you told me that it hasn't started yet...]

"cough."

Looking at the wave of barrage on the watch screen, Chen Yu coughed awkwardly and solemnly said: "My friends, I'm really sorry for the delay. In fact, when you leave the solar system for two light years, you can receive time and space. Express delivery. But as some friends said in the comments, for the safety of the solar system, I would rather run seven light years longer. I hope to understand."

“It’s 6:30 pm Beijing time and there are 320 million online viewers. In order to let more friends catch up with the wonderful live broadcast, I decided to start receiving express delivery at 7 o’clock exactly half an hour later and enter the live broadcast. Hope everyone Try to spread on the Internet and greet unknowing friends into the live broadcast room."

After speaking, Chen Yu bowed slightly, then cut off the audio input, turned away from the camera, and entered the single-family room to prepare for dinner.

After driving for nearly ten hours, he was so hungry that his stomach cramped.

"Made, I knew this far. I set off last night."

Ten minutes later, the meal was simply prepared, Chen Yu ate everything clean, and lay on the sofa for a short rest, waiting for the time to come to seven o'clock, then got up and left the room and stood in front of the camera.

Raising his wrist, glanced at the data.

The number of people online has madly increased to 800 million!

Ten light-years away, ten hours dragged! On the contrary, more and more viewers are curious about it, wanting to see what is the high-tech that Chen Yu attaches so much importance to.

After correcting the mask, Chen Yu sorted out the words and switched on the audio input: "At 7 pm Beijing time, the audience around the world has been waiting for a long time. I'm sorry, it took you ten hours. Next, let’s not gossip, and the time is officially launched. Wormhole, welcome to the products of this evaluation!"

While speaking, he took out his cell phone and sent two words to the salesman.

[Chen Yu: "Send it over now."]

[Promotion: "OK."]

After getting a reply, Chen Yu tapped the metal finger cot.

"boom!"

With the burst of colored light, the E·I force field was activated.

Flying out of the cabin, Chen Yu looked around the deep universe around him and controlled the lens to aim forward.

"Look, the wormhole is unfolding."

Hundreds of millions of spectators looked intently and saw the vast deep sky directly ahead, slowly enlarging a rotating wormhole in time and space.

[I saw this thing again, it's really amazing. 】

[It's called a time-space wormhole, can you get into the future by drilling in? 】

[Speaking of reason, the channel of delivery from the future can naturally go back to the future. 】

[So excited! 】

[Like an open black hole...]

[That... Is something wrong? 】

[Yes, the wormhole is a bit too big, right? 】

[Suddenly remembered the live broadcast of the floating castle, it was really scary at first. 】

【and many more! It's getting bigger and bigger! 】

[It seems to be overturned...]

"Don't worry about it, the future is high-tech. It is reasonable to be bigger." Chen Yu was quietly suspended in the air, with hands on hips, slowly calming: "The area now expanded is only the size of an asteroid, which is nothing. Besides, you guys. Is the Earth ten light-years away, still afraid of asteroids hitting it?"

Three minutes later.

The gray-white space-time wormhole continues to expand, forming a sharp and cold contrast with the surrounding black.

"It's almost the size of the moon. Hmm...it's normal. I have expected this product to be very big when I run so far. Don't panic."

five minutes.

Wormhole expansion continues to accelerate! The marginal position is about to touch the space where Chen Yu is.

Without hesitation, Chen Yu stopped posing and got into the spacecraft decisively, manipulating the hull to escape in the opposite direction.

Of course, I didn’t forget to bubble up in my mouth: “It’s about to be bigger than the earth, but for the future technology, it should be bigger. It’s completely under my control. Let us step back and observe.”

Eight minutes later.

Chen Yu, who had fled, looked back, as if half of the universe was blocked by a time-space wormhole.

"It's interesting, it's still getting bigger..."

ten minutes later.

"..."

Thirteen minutes later.

"Don't worry, everyone. The speed of the spacecraft is faster than the expansion speed of the wormhole. There is no danger on my side."

Fifteen minutes later.

"Steady." Chen Yu smiled stiffly.

Eighteen minutes.

twenty minutes.

Twenty-five minutes...

"It can't be started at super-light speed, but is the normal speed of breaking the ship so slow?!" Looking at the white wormhole getting closer and closer behind him, Chen Yu sweated down layer by layer.

Twenty-eight minutes later...

"Fuck! Damn it! Hurry up! This is so much bigger than the sun, right?! What the **** is this?"

【Cool. 】

[It's so cruel, I can't bear to drop another frame. 】

[Why is it so big? Space colonization ships cannot be of this size, right? 】

[It feels like the UP master has been pitted. 】

[Some fear, will this wormhole expand to the earth? 】

[It’s time to start the Wandering Earth Project...]

[Are you sure what space-time wormhole is? Instead of a destructive weapon like a two-way foil? ! 】

After the forced activation of the super-light speed failed again in his mind, Chen Yu finally panicked, took out the phone and pressed the keyboard with trembling fingers.

[Chen Yu: "Yes?!"]

There was no reply from the other side.

[Chen Yu: "Yes?! Is the eldest sister here?!"]

There was still no reply on the other end.

Chen Yu was very clever and immediately realized something.

[Chen Yu: "Sister, I was wrong! I will never ask if I am there anymore, can you make a bubble?"]

[Chen Yu: "I was so wrong, grandma! The wormhole is about to swallow me!"]

[Chen Yu: "I swear! Can you swear? Let me ask if you are there, and put the chili sauce on the chrysanthemum upside down!"]

[Promotion: Funny]

[Chen Yu: "Fucking trough finally came out, what should I do now, eldest sister?"]

[Promotion: "What should I do?"]

[Chen Yu: "Isn't it said that the space-time wormhole can't carry a living person? It is about to swallow me! What the **** did you send me?!"]

[Promotion: "This product is very huge, so the wormhole will continue to expand. How far are you from the wormhole now?"]

Seeing this, Chen Yu glanced back.

[Chen Yu: "I've got to the bottom."]

[Promotion: "No help, wait for death, goodbye."]

[Chen Yu: "???"]

...

The super-time clerk was ruthless in his mouth, and his body still honestly slowed down the expansion of the wormhole.

Chen Yu immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and focused on manipulating the spacecraft to escape.

After he escaped for a certain distance, the speed of the wormhole's expansion resumed again, and the white net that opened like the speed of light covered half of the universe in front of the lens.

"Swish—"

Twenty minutes later, Chen Yu slowly stopped the spacecraft, supported the E·I force field and flew out of the hull, staring blankly at the space-time wormhole that had stopped "growth", and there was a paste in his mind.

At this moment, he finally has an intuitive understanding of the ability of "overtime promotion of the company".

If opening a wormhole requires resources, how much does it cost to open such a big impulse?

"It looks like it's over."

After swallowing, Chen Yu faced the camera, shaking his hands in shock: "Do you know how big this wormhole is now? According to the data given by the spacecraft computing unit ~www.NovelMTL.com~ the diameter of this'unknown object' is almost more than 4.2 astronomical units."

"Converted into kilometers, it is 620 million kilometers."

"Really, I can't imagine what will come out."

【frenzied! 】

[Is the future human civilization moving over? 】

[Chinese vocabulary is too monotonous, I can only say damn. 】

[I am the same. 】

[Fuck. 】

[I am the same. 】

[Same ass! Something came out! 】

[It really came out! Damn it! It's out! 】

【coming! To... To... Coming! ! ! 】