Transdimensional Marketing

Since mankind entered the atomic age, such things as "strategic" weapons have never disappeared.

Whether it is self-protection or offensive, there must always be such a deterrent weapon.

Even before the industrial age, "strategic" weapons in various senses appeared.

This kind of thing has mixed pros and cons.

From a good perspective, you can "control" each other and keep both sides calm.

From a bad point of view, once the "false" peace is broken, it will bring a devastating blow to civilization.

Just like nuclear weapons.

Just like this, in the future, when human beings rush out of the solar system and understand the existence of alien civilization, the first thing they think of is how to build a "strategic" weapon to deter the enemy and bring peace.

Generations of "strategic" weapons have been created, replaced, and even used.

And the super blue superstars sent by the hyperspace promotion company are just one of them.

It was "developed" in 7041 AD.

At that time, when the surrounding intelligent civilization, which was fifty-five to the human race, was still studying "quantum cannonball", "high aggregation destroying the curtain", and "primary dimension manipulation", mankind, a race that had full of war talents, had already looked at Put it in the Milky Way.

then……

Doing the same thing and endlessly, human beings are frantically collecting many old stars, and under the awkward gaze of the surrounding civilization, they transform them into red and blue supergiants that are about to detonate. In just one hundred and twenty years, a total of 175 "galaxy bombs" have been produced, and they have been scattered to various areas, adjusted at various angles, and strived to maximize the area of ​​damage.

Just one button can detonate at the same time! Blow off the river system!

That scene may only be comparable to the Big Bang in the early days of the universe.

(Humans will die together, hahaha!)

At this point, the Milky Way was shocked.

Including some earlier high-tech intelligent races, they have never seen such a crazy civilization.

In conclusion, the earth is still cruel...

But as we all know, there is a price to be paid.

Supergiant stars are celestial bodies, stars, and are not something that intelligent creatures can manipulate at will.

It is easy to change the ratio of the elements, but recovery is a fantasy.

Thousands of years, with a flick of a finger.

Those "galaxy bombs" burned the hydrogen element one by one, reached their lifespan, and officially entered the pre-death stage.

This kind of thing is not rubbish, it cannot be thrown away, and it cannot be destroyed like nuclear weapons. Once it collapses and causes a supernova to erupt, the Milky Way is really clean.

A planned detonation alone is not a good way. The Milky Way is too dense, and the gamma-ray bursts will die everywhere.

In the beginning, it was human beings who were worried.

But when humans found that other races were more worried, they suddenly stopped worrying.

Humans choose to use the other two full talent points-business and rogue, to negotiate with a civilization that can talk to each other. Co-financing, bearing the cost of horror, sending away these "death knells" in time and space wormholes.

what? disagree?

Then there is nothing to talk about...

Don’t be singled out by the rules of the rivers and lakes. Let’s set off more than a hundred fireworks together. Maybe some civilizations are lucky... Didn’t they die?

then.

This super blue superstar with a shelf life of only 4 months was sent to Chen Yu's side.

Obviously, unlucky at the same time, there are more than one hundred parallel time-space reviewers.

"Made!"

"A group of frantic gatekeepers!"

Slowly put down the phone, Chen Yu's face in the mask was cloudy.

This is no longer just a business partnership. For a more "higher" time and space, ancient time and space was still a disposal plant that dumped garbage and troubles at will.

As the saying goes, if you die, you don’t die, you don’t care whether others are happy.

"So human beings want to rush out of the solar system and prolong the survival of the race in many places. Does it really make sense?"

"No matter how advanced technology is, the nuclear threat looming over the head is just a more advanced form..."

Taking a deep breath again, Chen Yu picked up the phone and typed a reply on the WeChat interface.

Chen Yu "So what you said before is so nice, what kind of reward is it, the essence is to throw the pot?"

Promotion "Mr. Chen, you misunderstood us by saying that. We are not throwing the pot."

Chen Yu "The reality is here, so what are you doing?"

Promotion "is getting rid of trouble."

Chen Yu "...I want to complain."

(withdraw)

Chen Yu "Forget it, when I didn't say the last sentence. I will ask you, how exactly is this thing solved now? Ten light-years are too close, and the earth will die if it detonates."

Promote "You can push away!"

Chen Yu "Do you think I can move with a donkey?"

Promote "should not work..."

Chen Yu "Fuck! If it doesn't work, find a way! Grandma is four months left!"

Promote "What is enough for four months?"

Chen Yu "..."

Chen Yu "I feel you are revenge on me now."

Promotion "Dear, you think too much. Within four months, we will be able to ship an excellent traction product for you. Then you can drag the stars away."

Chen Yu "I really can't believe you now. To put it bluntly, how far can it be?"

Promote "No problem in a hundred light years."

Chen Yu "That's a hairy use! The earth is still dead if it collapses and explodes?!"

Promotion "Mr. Chen, please calm down. Although a hundred light-years are short, as long as you adjust the angle and offset it by 30° from the direction of the solar system, the erupting gamma-ray burst will not harm the Milky Way."

Chen Yu "What about the remaining damage?"

Promote "At most, electronic devices on the earth will be scrapped."

Looking up and quietly looking at the blue superstar outside the spacecraft, Chen Yu's painful forehead "Help..."

"Dear viewers, please wait a little longer. There are still missing issues, which will be resolved immediately."

Facing the camera to comfort the audience a few words, he continued typing.

Chen Yu "Okay, I recognize this wave. I will post the review next month."

Promote "That's not good, I have applied for a more powerful product for next month's evaluation. Can't change it."

Chen Yu "More?! Would you tell me more?!"

The promotion "is just an adjective, UU reading www.uukanshu.com is not more dangerous, I swear."

Chen Yu "Could you discuss it? I can't explain all of this to humans. Why do you want to make a cut?"

Promotion "Or you should complain to me. In 4552, I went to the opinion handling department of the Kuiper Belt Overtime Promotion Headquarters, and my job number is 23333.

Chen Yu "...OK, you wait."

Promote "Hmm."

Close WeChat forcefully and put his phone back in. Chen Yu closed his eyes and calmed down for a moment, then turned around and opened his arms facing the camera.

"Dear audience friends, I have kept you waiting for a long time."

"Tell everyone the good news. This blue superstar is not as dangerous as the Stellar Battleship, it is actually..."

"Haha, it's just a big firecracker!"

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