Transdimensional Marketing

virus.

In addition to this dissociation of the "Five Elements", people often use the greatest fear to measure their power, excluding the existence of the "Three Realms".

Because in the long history of mankind, the life that died from this thing is more than 100 million.

Therefore, the mutated virus created by the [Natural Disaster Generating Apparatus], which aims to exterminate all mankind, is absolutely powerful with the heels.

But even if he was prepared, when Chen Yu saw the main mode of transmission of the virus, he still felt cold.

This can spread to half of the city if more than a dozen infected people die in densely large cities such as Jingdong, Jingcheng, and Yoniu...

"Tear!"

Glancing at the half-dead elk, Chen Yu tore off a rag and stuffed it into the mask to block his mouth and nose, and got into the floating castle through the window.

"Snapped!"

A finger fell, and the spiral staircase in the principal's tower hall immediately extended to the first floor.

Walking down the stairs quickly, Chen Yu found dozens of students waiting here holding their mobile phones.

"What are you doing?"

"We are waiting for you here." A female student raised her hand.

"Principal, your cheating posture just now was so cool!"

Chen Yu: "..."

"Let's form a team, the principal, you will be an assaulter, build a shelter, and kill the zombies." The male student standing in front was eagerly gearing up.

"Have you played too much games? Don't you study hard, thinking about messing around every day?" Chen Yu scolded, frowning.

The students were taken aback, and then they bowed their heads in shame.

"I have to be the captain of the team!" Chen Yu added.

Students: "..."

"Go, follow me upstairs to get guns. There are good things in my study, and there are small nuclear bomb launchers."

"Oh!!" The students cheered.

[I'm sour, I have to take the Super Time Academy when I grow up! 】

[The minimum age to be able to enter is 19 years old, and you are still barren. 】

[What happened? Look down on our self-study? SB. 】

[Who are you talking to? 】

[I found that all the **** internet mobs in the live broadcast room have no quality at all, fuck. 】

[Could it be that I opened the NetEase News Live Room? 】

[In Shenzhen, all pedestrians on the street seem to have mutated. 】

[Same as Wandong, I heard gunshots just now, the Armed Forces...]

Lead the students back to the hall and enter the study.

Chen Yu opened the secret room in front of everyone in front of the camera: "Come in and take it. The secrets on the right are dangerous goods, and the boxes on the left are weapons. Anyway, you have to recover later, don’t worry about accidental injury. You are too lucky today. Well, in this secret room, apart from me, no human has ever entered."

"Great! Long live the principal!"

"The principal is mighty!"

"The principal is the groom every night!"

Chen Yu: "..."

The students rushed into the secret room, scrambling to find the high technology they like.

"I want this! Lightsaber! This is the most handsome!"

"Is this an air cannon?"

"Fuck! Look at this cloak on me! Can fly..."

"Look at what I found?" A lanky male student raised his hand mysteriously.

"What high-tech do you have?"

"Hey." The thin and tall boy opened his palms, revealing the packaging bag familiar to all adults: "Look at the trademark! Durex!"

Male students: "6666!"

Female students: "..."

"You quickly put it back." A beautiful girl blushed: "That's for the principal. The principal should be angry."

Chen Yu: "...Fart! That's not for me."

"School...Principal, didn't you say that no humans have entered this secret room except you." Another girl raised her hand weakly.

"When did I say that?"

"Just now." Everyone said in unison.

"..." Chen Yu pursed his mouth, staring at the Durex packaging, thinking for a long time, and suddenly: "Oh! Come to think of it, that thing is a high-tech product. It's not what you imagined."

"High-tech products..." The thin and tall boy licked his lips: "Niu Bian."

The male students around have thoughtful fantasies.

The female student bowed her head shyly.

Chen Yu: "...you yelling?! Are you all college students, can you be more mentally healthy!"

Everyone: "Hmm."

"...OK, wait a moment." Chen Yu immediately raised his wrist, ignoring the overwhelming "ridicule" barrage, sliding the watch screen, and quickly found the introduction of that product.

"Listen well, that thing is called rhythm virus. I used to redeem it. It was a product sold by Durex in 4589. It is a neurotoxin and is highly contagious with EEG signals. After the user is poisoned, it will assimilate everything. The human being staring at him. Then, no matter what actions the poisoned person makes, the assimilated and infected humans will be brought into rhythm, closely following the poisoned person, and make the same movements."

[There is also this kind of sand sculpture product...]

[Durex is awesome. 】

[In fact, the main body of the anchor is Doraemon. 】

[I envy these students, they can play so many fun things. 】

[Jealousy makes me... (want to show off, I want to fail) 嘤嘤嘤】

[One punch and one blame. 】

"Is the rhythm virus?" The thin and tall boy looked down at the Durex package in his hand and scratched his head: "I'm sorry, principal, I think too much. Then can I use this thing?"

"Use it." Chen Yu waved his hand: "Anyway, he can recover after this disaster."

"Long live the principal! (broken tone shouted, the thin and tall boy tore open the packaging bag with three fingers.

"...Why are you so skilled." Chen Yu covered his face.

The boy sneered: "Gluck..."

"Tear."

When the packaging bag was torn open, the internal gas was released instantly, making the eyes of the thin and tall boy slightly red.

"..."

"..."

"Okay... it seems that there is no change in your body." He turned to look at the classmate beside him: "Let's look at each other?"

Hearing this, the male student glanced at him, lost in a moment of energy, and moved uncontrollably, clinging to him.

"So close? Are you sick?"

"Fuck, I can't help myself!"

Then, a girl in the distance watched the excitement and laughed from ear to ear accidentally glanced at the thin tall man, the laughter stopped, and staggered forward and pasted behind the second boy: "Don't... ...Don't..."

"Hmm." The second boy's eyes widened.

"Why look at me~" the girl cried.

At this time, a boy with glasses with an IQ of 250, strode forward and stared at the tall and thin man: "Look at me!"

"..."

After a quarter of a second, the two met successfully.

The man with glasses with an IQ of 250 is stuck behind the third girl...

The female student turned dark: "Zhang Qiang, you wait for me."

The man with glasses calmly looked at the other girls: "Anyone else in the car?"

One of the female students couldn't help but glanced at her, and then she couldn't help but leaned forward, "Help...Help!"

Seeing the seriousness of the situation, everyone immediately closed their eyes and stepped back several meters.

Chen Yu: "..."

"Principal." The head boy scratched his head: "What shall we do now?"

With this action, the four people behind him also scratched their heads.

"Huh?" The lead man found interest and jumped with his knees bent.

The four people behind also jumped.

"Don't...don't jump!" The girl in the middle was ashamed: "Hurry up and let us go!"

"Principal~www.NovelMTL.com~How to unlock this stuff?" The boy looked at Chen Yu helplessly.

"How do I know, maybe this rhythm virus is time-effective. After a while..." Chen Yu blinked blankly before he finished speaking, and then stiffly stepped forward and posted it to the fifth girl. Behind.

Chen Yu: "...Fuck it! Do you see me dry my chicken feathers?!"

"I didn't look at you."

"You sand sculpture! Wait for you to be fired!"

"Can you make some sense? If you don't look at me, how can I look at you?"

"Shut up! Viruses don't have a good thing..."

"Principal, you...oh... don't move, I'm a little uncomfortable..."

"Wait...Wait! Why did someone post it again? What's on my back?"

"Principal, yes... I'm sorry, it's... the chest..."