Transdimensional Marketing

　　 "It's so calm."

　　 Saturday, night after three weeks.

　　 Chen Yu was lying halfway on the sofa with a handful of playing cards in his hand, fighting against the landlords Chen Yike and Chen Erke.

　　 Chen Sanke picked up cards from the side and acted as a referee.

　　 "Three points, I want it."

　　 After drawing the last card, Chen Yu opened the hole card directly.

　　 6, 6, 6.

　　 "Brother shameless!" Chen Erke pouted dissatisfied.

　　 "Why am I kidding?" Chen Yu raised his eyebrows.

　　 "You are shameless! Always win."

　　 "That's my high level, how can I say that it is shameless?" Chen Yu put three hole cards into his hand, and said: "If the crayons are not enough to lose, let the youngest play."

　　 "I'll come, I'll come!" Chen Sanke's eyes lit up, and hurriedly ran under the sofa, and took out a hidden bag of French fries: "I...I have so much gamble."

　　 "That's a bet." Chen Yike corrected.

　　 "Bet."

　　 "Okay." Chen Yu nodded: "Then you come up."

　　 "No!" Chen Erke clenched the cards tightly: "I have more than ten crayons, I can win them back."

　　 "If you lose again, you will lose. I won't buy you again."

　　 "I can definitely win it back!" Chen Erke bulged her cheeks, drew a card, and patted it on the coffee table: "3!"

　　 "You are not... you are a landlord, how can you play the cards first?" Chen Sanke, as the referee, did his best.

　　 "It's okay." Chen Yu waved his hand: "Let her out."

　　 "I'm out." Chen Erke pointed to the poker on the coffee table: "One piece of 3."

　　 Chen Yu nodded and drew out four cards: "Four 3s, bombs!"

　　 Chen Erke: "……"

　　 "What's wrong? Is there a problem?" Chen Yu asked.

　　 "You shameless!" Chen Erke's face flushed suddenly.

　　 "What a shame."

　　 "I'll give out a three, you actually bombed me with a bomb! No such fun!"

　　 "...that's OK." Chen Yu took back four 3s and replaced them with one J: "J, on the tube."

　　 "Q." Chen Yike pressed a Q.

　　 "Xiao Wang!" Chen Erke turned his anger into joy and exhilarated: "Would you like?"

　　 "Yes. Two kings bomb." Chen Yu threw out the king and Xiao Wang: "The peak is up. I will go out, four jacks, or?"

　　 Chen Yike's hand is also a bomb: "Four Qs."

　　 Chen Erke: "……"

　　 "Crush to death, four K."

　　 "Bomb, four Aces."

　　 Chen Erke: "……"

　　 "Bomb, two kings."

　　 "You are out, you are out."

　　 "10, J, Q, K, A."

　　 "Bomb, four Qs."

　　 "Bomb, four 2."

　　 Chen Erke: "……"

　　 "I can't control it, you can come out."

　　 "44, 55, 66 aircraft, no license." Chen Yu spread his hand: "I won."

　　 Chen Erke: "……"

　　 "With a smile on my face, I am proud to pay for it." Chen Yu reached out and took away all of Chen Erke's crayons, and then took away a dozen of Chen Yike's exercise books.

　　 That's right.

　　 The bets of the three are not the same.

　　Chen Yu Bet is a game cassette for NS game consoles.

　　 Chen Yike’s bet is a simulation exercise book.

　　 Chen Erke's bet is her precious crayons.

　　 a few times to fight the landlord down. Chen Erke won five exercise books, a game cassette, and lost all the crayons...

　　 "Sham, shame, shame..."

　　 Chen Erke's eyes flushed, reluctantly watching the crayons go away one by one...

　　 "You have no bets, go down, let the youngest come." Chen Yu suggested.

　　 "Good!" Chen Sanke excitedly pushed Chen Erke away, stretched out a tender little hand, and shuffled the cards awkwardly.

　　 "What is your bet?" Chen Yike asked.

　　 "My snacks!" Chen Sanke raised the fries and opened the seal: "Count one by one."

　　 "It's not fair." Chen Yu shook his head: "Your sister is a workbook, and I am a game cassette. Both are more valuable than your French fries."

　　 "That...that...what should I do?"

　　 "Well, one point counts as two chips, three points is six. You are the youngest, your sister and I let you."

"Row."

　　 Chen Sanke seemed to be picking up a bargain, and nodded hurriedly, afraid that his brother and sister would regret it.

　　 After shuffling and drawing cards, Chen Sanke hurriedly fiddled with the poker that his little hand couldn't put down, and drew a card: "3!"

　　 Chen Yu directly threw four cards: "Four 3s, bombs..."

　　……

　　 When Chen Yu returned to the bedroom with a pocket of crayons and French fries, he heard Chen Sanke crying loudly in the living room.

　　 "Fighting Landlords is really fun."

　　 Chen Yu smiled from ear to ear, put the crayons and French fries on the desk, and stretched.

　　 "Mr. Chen, I want to play too."

　　 Xiao Taohong appeared and said with excitement: "Can I play too?"

　　 "You put on your clothes first."

"it is good."

　　 Little Pink puts on the skirt Chen Yu bought for her from abroad, looking forward to it: "Let's play together."

　　 "Fight Landlord has at least three people to play, and all of them must have a bet. What is your bet?"

　　Thinking for a moment, Xiao Taohong opened her mouth, reached into her mouth and took out a small thing: "The spring on my body."

　　 Chen Yu: "……"

"Play?"

　　 "Play with your sister! Write code!"

　　 "Oh..." Xiao Taohong sat down at the desk with loss, looked at Chen Yu for a while, then took out a small thing from her mouth: "No springs, what about pulse capacitors? It's really not a hydraulic lever."

　　 "Write the code!!"

"Oh……"

　　 grabbed a handful of French fries, Chen Yu lay down on the bed, eating and resting.

　　 "Buzz! Buzz!"

　　 Not long after, a vibration alert came from his mobile phone.

"Again."

　　 Chen Yu frowned into the word "chuan".

　　 Don't look at it, he also knows that it was the female agent named Xing Biqi who sent the message.

　　 Open the screen and enter WeChat.

　　 Sure enough, the information was sent by Xing Biqi.

　　 [Xing Biqi: "Good evening, have you eaten?"]

　　 [Chen Yu: "I have eaten, what's the matter?"]

　　[Xing Biqi: "I have another math problem, can’t teach me if I go to school on Monday?"]

　　 "Am I special..."

　　 [Chen Yu: "I'm so rude to you, why do you come to me and ask questions?"]

　　 [Xing Biqi: "The greater the temper, the greater the ability. You are a capable person. I should ask for knowledge and be reprimanded."]

　　【Chen Yu: "……"】

　　 Quit WeChat, Chen Yu shook his phone and sighed irritably.

　　 I don’t know why, there is something wrong with the development of the plot...

　　 Since "bullying" Xing Biqi half a month ago, the woman seems to be addicted, and the whole person has become abnormal.

　　 Even if Chen Yu becomes more aggressive, Xing Biqi will silently endure it and let him bully. As if being bullied by him would be very happy.

　　 Once, twice or three times, it’s okay. Four, five, six, seven or eight times, Chen Yu couldn’t stand it.

　　 He felt that he had fallen into some kind of trap, and it was difficult to break free.

　　 Under the puzzle, Chen Yu can only be attributed to the profession of that "female agent".

　　 In order to complete the task, you can ignore any pain.

　　 "If that's the case, don't blame me for being so cruel."

　　 Turned over and got out of bed, Chen Yu took out the box of "torture" equipment from the bottom of the bed, sneered repeatedly: "I don't regret it after seeing you!"

　　 "Wow!"

　　 Pushing back the box, Chen Yu lay on the bed again, and said to Xiao Taohong: "Come here and hypnotize me."

　　 "Are you going to sleep?"

　　 "Well. The third live broadcast of the product will be here tomorrow. I want to recharge my energy and make a big wave."

　　 "Okay." Xiao Taohong jumped off the chair and picked up the hypnotic rattle: "Mr. Chen, do you still want the palace, Jiuchi Roulin, and Concubine scene today?"

　　 "Huh? Why do you feel a little impatient..."

　　 "Ding Dong!"

　　 "Ding Dong!"

　　 "Ding Dong..."

　　 "...wait..."