Chapter 67: Tangyuan! Do you like sleeping with Goddess Qin so much!.

“I grass!! Society, my brother Tang, people don’t talk much!! ”

“The sense of oppression will come up at once!!”

“Sure enough, my rice balls are all “gray” income! ”

“Picking up rags is also a gray income???”

“Upstairs, you have to laugh me to death today to be happy, right????”

“God fucking pick up the rags!!”

“Shocked, big brother so-and-so actually survived by collecting the rags of the younger brother!!”

“One thing to say, these cats are all holding money to honor my big brother Tang, right?”

“Outrageous!! It’s outrageous!! ”

The audience did a thousand calculations, but they didn’t calculate that Tangyuan was holding a basket and actually came to collect protection fees.

Although for other cats, these so-called human pen and paper are just waste, but in the hands of tangyuan, it is completely different!

Tangyuan is a cat that can only use human currency!!

While the audience in the live broadcast room was shocked, they couldn’t help but be a little hilarious.

Although Tangyuan’s behavior at this time should be regarded as collecting protection fees, it seems that in the cat world, it is more like collecting rags???

It is estimated that these cats who mix with Tangyuan, when they see Tangyuan holding these paper and pens that they can’t understand at all, will only think that the boss of their own family may like to pick up rags.

After all, for cats, only food is the most valuable, and other items are basically waste.

Seeing this picture, the warm expression froze, and the whole person was stupid: “This, this is impossible!” Where do these cats get their money??! ”

She, like all the viewers in the live broadcast room, just thought it was too incredible.

Indeed, at the beginning, she was also curious a little, where did so much money come from?

She thought about many possibilities, even the fact that the rice balls might have been stolen from someone else’s house. But I never expected that Tangyuan actually played a social position among cats…

Let many cat subordinates teach themselves protection fees!! It’s outrageous!!

Seeing the picture of the live broadcast room at this time, Professor Huang did not panic at all, but said very calmly: “It’s not surprising that cats find money, there are abandoned money everywhere in the corners of the city, such as garbage dumps, such as the location of the sewer entrance.” ”

“It’s just… What surprised me even more was Tangyuan’s leadership…”

Professor Huang’s voice became smaller and smaller, but his eyes 11 became bigger and bigger, and his eyeballs were about to fall out.

Nuan Nuan looked puzzled and slowly looked at the picture of the live broadcast room.

“I lean!!”

Then, her jaw fell to the ground in surprise……..

Only at this time, in the picture, those cats are lined up in an orderly manner. Put the money in the basket of rice balls one by one!

This scene does not seem to be a protection fee. It’s more like ancient…

Tribute!!!!

“Okay, Tangyuan raise your hand!! Hand over your ID and I want to check my ID card!! ”

“Tangyuan: No, give you my ID card, you can check it.”

“If he really takes it out, then he can probably scare people to death.”

“This doesn’t look like the filial brother of the Black Society, but more like the picture of ancient China paying tribute to the king!!”

“Don’t say it, now I look at the rice balls, it really tastes like that.”

“Biq guts!! Is rice balls what you can call?? Kneel down and call the Vajra Bodhisattva Buddha Zhenqing Tangyuan Emperor! ”

“As we all know, in Huaxia, tangyuan is the imperial surname.”

“Hahahaha, my name is Tangyuan Puyi!!”

In the picture, Tangyuan at this time looked at this scene expressionlessly, obviously not the first time to do this. And Da Hei is also very skilled in hanging the basket, seriously staring at each cat in the picture and honestly turning it in.

“Obviously, Dahei is an accomplice in the crime!”

“Can you be different?? He has a share of shredded fish!! ”

“Grab it! Both cats were caught and taken to my house to go to jail. ”

“Caught in your house to go to jail?? My advice is, come to my house, my family is big! ”

“Your cell is useless, my cell is not only big, but it is also full of food!!”

“Are you going to jail them, or are you just trying to suck people????”

Of course, there are obviously some cats whose IQ is not online, and they are stunned to take the sanitary napkins thrown by others to hand in their homework.

Tangyuan caught an unexpected glimpse, and the result was startled, immediately

“Meow Meow [Take it away, I don’t want that!] 】”

“Hahahaha!!”

“Obviously, except for tangyuan, the vast majority of cat IQs are still not online.”

“Indeed, like my family’s!”

“As soon as the words fell, that rabbit cub in my house was pulling on the sofa!!”

“The goddess is called the cat master, we collectively call the Wen shovel officer, mainly responsible for shoveling…”

The audience in the live broadcast room was hilarious, but at this time Tangyuan was not surprised at all. He is already surprised by this situation.

Even at this time, as a cat, he has to admit that in the cat, eight out of ten are only two goods.

The cat who picked up the aunt towel to hand in the homework is not outrageous, what is even more outrageous is that a cat picked up a piece of that has been dried before, and the silly cat also meowed and asked Tangyuan if he was awesome?

Tangyuan just glanced at the cat at that time, and then said: “Drag it out and fight!” ”

Of course, at this time, after the hard work of Tangyuan, these cats are already becoming more and more normal.

The recognition of money is also getting stronger and stronger, and basically it can recover the coins lost by humans. And tangyuan, by collecting these things, made a fortune and saved a small treasury.

After a while, the cats completed their tribute.

Most of them were coins, and the rice balls had them placed inside a bucket next to it. And the banknotes are in the basket.

Soon, hundreds of cats put the money they collected, the basket was filled with banknotes, tangyuan went in and pressed, there were half a basket!!

Inside the barrel, there is a bucket of coins!!! Tangyuan smiled with satisfaction.

Sure enough… After unifying the underground cat and cat organization in Jiangcheng, the more cats are powerful!

Here is a preliminary estimate, how can there be five or six hundred!

“!!!!!! Money!! ”

“Groove! That’s at least seven or eight hundred! ”

“This is how Tangyuan’s private money came from!”

“I kind of know what’s going on with tangyuan!!”

“Hahaha, if the goddess is watching the live broadcast now, I am afraid that she will be directly dumbfounded???

“Godfather Tang is terrifying.”

“Is the boss who picks up garbage so rich this year? Add one to me! ”

“Boss Tang, add me too, I’ll do the accounting for you!!”

“Upstairs, you’re afraid that you don’t want to be an accountant with corruption, right???

“Hahaha, the people’s rice balls are a thousand pieces, and after he counts, there is only one piece left in the end.”

At this time, this large pile of money made the audience in the live broadcast room shine.

In this process of accumulation, their attention was on how much money the next cat would pay, and they didn’t notice that they had accumulated so much unknowingly.

In this way, the small vault of tangyuan can be filled with a wave again!!

At this time, Tang Yuan’s face also swept away the previous haze, revealing a bright smile: “Meow meow [hahahaha]”

“You scold again??”

“Tangyuan?? Are you pretending to be your mother?? ”

“You can’t afford to be rich, huh? Dot! ”

“Don’t let me touch you, or I’ll see you rob you once!!”

“That’s it!!”

Such a smug look caused a burst of anger from the audience in the live broadcast room. Because at this moment they suddenly realized.

Tangyuan, actually richer than them!!!

The married men in the live broadcast room lit a sad cigarette this time.

I didn’t expect that I would be brilliant all my life, but in the end I was actually defeated in front of a cat!! However, at this time, the audience in the live broadcast room also found a very key problem.

So how is the money going to be shipped back???

In the case of paper money, naturally there is the presence of Dahei, a strong man, so it is completely fine. But the amount of gold coins placed in the bucket is also quite a lot.

Although Da Hei has a lot of strength, he is only a cat after all, such a heavy thing, I’m afraid he can’t lift the tangyuan…

You don’t have to look at it.

It’s okay to roll in the bucket. Right now.

The audience in the live broadcast room saw Tangyuan suddenly meow twice. Then, Da Hei stepped forward with a few strong cats.

A few cats gathered around the bucket, and then….. With all his strength, he dragged the bucket of coins little by little to the location of an underground pipeline.

There……

At this time, there were still more than ten barrels stacked, and then, Da Hei and a few big cats put the bucket of coins in those barrels with difficulty, arranged neatly. Tangyuan swirled contentedly around the buckets, looking at the full volume of coins.

Although the coins can’t be taken away, it’s comfortable to look at!!!

This scene of tangyuan has long been accustomed to it, but the audience in the live broadcast room was dumbfounded and directly respiratory arrest!!

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“Big brothers, am I dreaming, I’m leaning on???”

“The one who stepped on the horse turned out to be all money!!!”

“It’s all coins!! That’s probably a lot of money! ”

“How long have you been storing rice balls?”

“Godfather Tang!! Can I get down on my knees and kiss your feet? ”

“Where is the address?? I’m going to coin here!! ”

“Coin Drop?? I think you’re trying to go over and steal my tangyuan coins!! ”

The subconscious gag of the audience in the live broadcast room is one thing, but it is true that they are shocked by the picture at this time.

After all, Tangyuan was already richer than them with a few hundred dollars on him at this time.

But what they never expected was that in addition to these hundreds of banknotes, Tangyuan actually had more than ten barrels of coins!!!

For some reason, at this moment, they actually inexplicably have a feeling of envy of cats!! I want to kneel at the feet of Tangyuan, and I also want to steal a bucket of coins…

A bucket of coins may not be an astronomical amount, but it is really comfortable to look at it like a treasure at this time!!

At the very least, visually, it’s a great pleasure. It’s like a pirate’s chest that makes you feel excited!!

“I blanch! I found the inner library of the Tangyuan Emperor This is! ”

“Tangyuan has once again successfully refreshed my understanding of cats as animals.”

“It’s invincible!! Outrageous! It’s outrageous! ”

“Tangyuan: Go ahead!! My treasure is there!! ”

Tangyuan, on the other hand, was accustomed to it, and no Scarlett yawned in surprise.

Then he let Da Hei take him back, with the newly arrived private money hanging around his neck. After returning home, Tangyuan fell into. Think. While………

Yes, he was thinking, where should he hide his private money this time? Tangyuan stood on the balcony and looked around.

He groaned for a moment, then hid the money in the cabinet again.

As the saying goes, the most dangerous place is the safest place! Hum!

Just after cleaning, I don’t believe it will be swept away!!!

“Put it here again???”

“Good fellow! The most dangerous place is the safest! ”

“It’s worthy of being a cat who has seen the Three Kingdoms, proficient in the art of war!”

“Tangyuan is the number one in our psychology!! You guys wouldn’t disbelieve it, would you? ”

“Hey, Tangyuan actually has private money again, it’s really envious.”

“Yes, yes, it’s so enviable.”

“So much money, it can be spent for a long time.”

Seeing that Tangyuan once again hid his private money in this place, the audience was amazed.

They also thought that Tangyuan would find a place again, but they didn’t expect that Tangyuan was actually playing psychology and put it directly in place, not panicking at all!

As for the floor tile, it must not be put now, after all, it was already made by Qin Zeyu with cement, Tangyuan tiptoed to close the cabinet door, and then seriously thought about it on the sofa. Why Qin Zeyu suddenly had to clean up is still a question mark in his place.

However, he naturally didn’t know that it was because Qin Zeyu had watched the live broadcast, and he just admitted that he was unlucky at this time. This time he still put the money in the cabinet, firmly believing in the principle that the most dangerous place is the safest. Hide here, there will definitely be no more accidents!!

After hiding the money, Tangyuan got up for a while. His gaze couldn’t help but look towards Qin Zeyu’s room!!

Ahem, it’s not early! It’s almost time to go in and spoil my concubine. Then, Tangyuan took a chopstick again and headed towards the mouse hole in the sofa… However, this time, even if he used the strength to eat, he still couldn’t get it!!

“Only Meow??”

Tangyuan exclaimed suspiciously.

After a dozen attempts, he collapsed to the ground.

The face looked at the hole in the middle of the sofa suspiciously.

Why is this hole so tight today??? Why can’t you get in!!

What Tang Yuan didn’t know was that at this time, Qin Zeyu had taken a lot of things to block the entrance of that hole, and even she couldn’t move it easily.

Not to mention the “petite” tangyuan!!

Seeing Tang Yuan’s appearance of wanting to enter but not succeeding at this time, the audience in the live broadcast room couldn’t help but laugh

“Can’t get in now, can you??”

“I still want to stick with my goddess, dream, there is everything in my dream!!”

“Woooo This story tells us that you don’t have money to do whatever you want! ”

“Hahaha, that’s the truth.”

“God he meows this truth, tangyuan is a cat, don’t put things on a cat’s body to do it.”

“It’s really Buddha, you theorists!!”

“I think, it’s like love, the harder you try, the less you can get closer!”

“Love: I really beg you dog thing, don’t be like me, okay! Plus, I’m your daddy! ”

However, the audience in the live broadcast room did not know what was happening at the other end of the cave at this time.

After all, they couldn’t see the picture of Qin Zeyu’s room.

At this time, the reason why I found it interesting was just to see Tangyuan’s cute expression sticking out his little tongue. And just as they ridiculed.

I saw tangyuan appear on the balcony, and then:

A gentle jump, and it is the familiar path again. Jumped onto Qin Zeyu’s windowsill.

“What is this for??? If the window is closed, you can’t get in! ”

“Didn’t you already try it last time??”

“It seems that Tangyuan’s IQ is not as high as we think, and I still go to things that we know will fail.”

“Tang Guo just wants to stick to his hostess! What’s wrong with him!! ”

“Your braincase upstairs was probably smashed by a cake cutting machine, right? No one of us said that the rice balls were wrong. ”

“It’s just, with rhythm and hurry up.”

“Ah! Isn’t it popular to bring rhythm here?? Sorry, sorry, sorry. ”

Most of the audience in the live broadcast room were old viewers before, and naturally they had seen Tangyuan come to this window sill.

But when Tangyuan came to this place before, he was also directly closed by Qin Zeyu, and he couldn’t enter at all, and the window was also closed at this time, obviously he couldn’t enter. But at this very moment…

I saw Tangyuan take a rag, roll around his body, and then rub very hard in that gap….

Tower called! Actually gave the window to… Rub away!

“????????????”

“???? This horse is rubbed away by friction? ”

“Friction equal to positive pressure multiplied by friction coefficient?”

“And physics? Tangyuan! Have you become fine! ”

“Hey, hey!! You’re going too far!! ”

“I feel like my IQ is a bit inferior to Tangyuan!!”

“I went, I have a feeling that it was not the window of the goddess that the tangyuan rubbed just now, but my IQ…..”

Then, Tangyuan successfully entered the room again.

Then he rubbed it again, and the small rag left outside was gently rubbed by friction, and the window was closed again.

“Meow!”

Tangyuan drilled into the bed, and a ball in the quilt squirmed for a while.

It’s a pity that the screen went black at this time, and the audience in the live broadcast room didn’t know what happened at all, leaving only a full screen of question marks.

“?????????”

“???????”

“?????????”

“Tangyuan!! What the hell are you doing meowing??? ”

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