Chapter 137: Really! Today to witness the first case of a cat attack on a human in history? [Ask for automatic subscription].

“Good guy, this wave of tangyuan is directly the overall commander, that is directly guiding the victory in World War II.”

“It’s worthy of me Tangyuan, my name is Tangyuan such a powerful conductor, I feel that I have face.”

“Awesome, awesome, it’s really awesome.”

“My mother asked me why I was kneeling to watch the live broadcast, and I said I didn’t kneel to watch, and I didn’t dare to stand up.”

“Tangyuan Earth is directly invincible, okay!! Brothers, I didn’t say much else, I knelt directly on the ground and watched the live broadcast

“Just now I asked my brother, of course it’s not awesome, he said it’s not awesome, now it’s okay, I’m already an only child.”

“Good guys, you’re all quite raucous, ah, you guys hurry up and go to the quality inspection.”

“When I took a blood test, I found that there was not a drop of blood in the school, all of it was their urine. Seeing such a picture, the audience in the live broadcast room couldn’t help but be excited. ”

After all, in the face of so many drunks, Tangyuan can not only be easily resolved, but the most outrageous thing is that now all the cats are hidden.

To be honest, it’s a bit outrageous to hide so well, after all, if it is normal to say, it is almost impossible for a group of cats to win such perfection.

But now even the audience in the live broadcast room, through their perspective, can not see a cat on the scene, this kind of picture looks like you and the other party are fighting, but suddenly the other party is gone.

Then you can’t find the feeling that you can’t find him, as if he disappeared out of thin air in front of you, and at this moment several drunks are looking down, but they can’t see anyone there at all.

Because at this time, even the audience in the live broadcast room can’t see it, let alone they are at the scene, the authorities are fans, the bystanders are clear, this sentence is not a joke.

If onlookers can’t find a total at all, then it’s basically unrealistic for authorities to solve the puzzle.

Seeing this picture, Nuan Nuan asked in surprise: “What about the cats??? How did Tangyuan suddenly let them successfully hide? ”

At this moment, Nuan Nuan and the audience in the live broadcast room had the same doubt, that is, this group of cats, just now he personally watched this cat appear in front of these drunks.

But suddenly these cats moved through, as if they had completely disappeared into the black shadows, but looking at the shadows around them, it seemed that they could not hold so many cats.

This is really a thing that makes him feel extremely future, and if he can’t find an answer at this moment, he can only look at Professor Huang on the side.

After all, this time is no longer a visual problem, but some more outrageous problems, and even some anti-science.

A group of cats suddenly all disappeared, and it seems that we can only expect Huangjiao 603 to explain, after all, people are experts in the study of cats.

Hearing this question, Professor Huang directly covered his face: You ask me, who do I ask???

To be honest, he has studied cats for so many years, and he is also one of the genius girls in the cat research community, and now he is walking slowly from the original girl, and the pace of middle age can be said to be close to the age of 30, and the time to study cat smell has been more than ten years.

But the problem is that she really hasn’t seen it, past Tangyuan, the cat is now taking a group, the cat to challenge a group of humans.

And the most outrageous thing is that now he actually let these people take him for nothing, as if he was completely hiding.

This is a very outrageous thing, if you really want to explain it, there is really no way to explain it.

To be honest, he also had some regrets in his heart, regretting why he came to this show in the first place?

And what is even more outrageous is why did he agree to explain the rice balls in the first place? Think Tangyuan is a normal kitten.

And thinking that she had actually tried to explain the cat of Tangyuan with science at the beginning, she felt that she was really a bit outrageous.

Suddenly, she agreed with Professor Wang’s situation, and the reason why Professor Wang was angry and went to the hospital did not seem to be a confusing operation.

If he were Professor Wang’s age, it was estimated that the dian would be even more serious, after all, even if he was so young now, he was a little overwhelmed.

“Hahaha, Professor Huang was directly speechless, good guy, this time I didn’t bother to answer.”

“It won’t be Professor Huang’s words, this time directly chose not to answer, we should thank the former Professor Wang.”

“One thing to say, if it weren’t for Nuan Nuan, I feel that Professor Wang wouldn’t have gone so fast.”

“God is fucking walking so fast, big brother, you can’t talk, don’t talk.”

“Hahaha, there is a good thing to say, now Professor Huang is also about to be forced to leave by Nuan Nuan.”

“It’s worthy of warmth, female host, you just need this excellent quality.”

“Hahaha, it’s so interesting, looking forward to Nuan Nuan’s continued divine operation, okay?”

“One thing to say, I don’t want Professor Huang to be replaced later, if there is a new professor, I feel like I have to start a new round of face punching.”

“Professor Huang can go, to be honest, it’s not purely warm, I feel that it’s more important to watch the rice balls.”

“It’s so interesting, to be honest, it’s really too real to watch the rice balls.”

Seeing this reaction of Professor Huang, the audience in the live broadcast room really couldn’t help but ridicule, after all, after Professor Huang came to this show, it can be said that there are basically a lot of highlight moments.

Of course, there are also times when the tangyuan behavior in the material, but after all, it is just a slightest, most of the time it is his front foot that has just finished standing the flag, and the back foot is directly hit in the face by the tangyuan.

If this feeling is the audience in the live broadcast room, it will definitely be unbearable, of course, all this also tests the warm hosting level.

If it weren’t for Nuan Nuan’s staple food in this place, it is estimated that this live broadcast room is already going to be chaotic, if it is not for him in this place mine, then it is estimated that the guests will be angry at this time and leave directly.

Fortunately, every time the warmth is the man pulling the emotions back a second before the guests collapse, which still makes the audience in the live broadcast room feel very impressed, after all, if other hosts come, it is estimated that they really can’t do this.

Of course, a direct angry self like Professor Wang will faint, then there is really no way to do it, after all, at this time, Nuan Nuan is no matter how to appease.

It can’t resist Professor Huang Wang’s own heart, the mind, the storm, that’s really not the psychological quality of Professor Wang that ordinary people can beat, it can be said that it also makes the audience in the live broadcast room feel a little worried.

After all, he has fainted several times in a row, of course, the culprit of all this, that is, Tangyuan, if not these godly operations of Tangyuan.

It is estimated that Professor Wang is still very professional in his leisurely commentary at this time, and in the past programs, Professor Wang’s status mark is very high.

The audience in the live broadcast room treated him as an old scholar, but this season it is a pity that he met tangyuan.

The appearance of Tangyuan can be said to completely subvert his cognition of cats, and also subvert the cognition of cats by all viewers in the live broadcast room, which also made Professor Wang leave the live broadcast room directly without support.

At this time, the staff immediately asked: “Director, do you want to send someone??? ”

After all, what is the bald director’s attitude towards this cat, they are still very clear, of course, they are also very understanding.

At this time, the scope of influence of this cat is really not ordinarily large, if at this time, out, point, point, what accident.

Then they really can’t afford it for a while, as a staff member, although the ultimate responsibility will not fall on their shoulders, but there is no work to do, then what do they rely on to make money to support their families.

There is no way to come out, they are all workers, who do not want their work to be stable, although they sometimes hate the boss, but when they pay money, it is really not annoying.

So at this time, when there was an accident in the tangyuan, they were really nervous. But at this time, the bald director raised his hand to stop it.

“Uh-huh???;” The staff were puzzled.

The director doesn’t care most about this cat and cat, why is it suddenly not even protective at this time, can it be said that he is ready to go to jail?

It’s over, if he goes to jail this time, then we will lose our jobs.

“This is a cat is very dangerous, let’s send the dog quickly…. No, send someone to rescue them. ”

“My God, the director must not be a big opinion at this time, if once one happens, something happens to Tangyuan, we can’t bear this responsibility.”

“yes, if something really happened, then we’re really going to die.”

“Director, are you really going to go to jail?”

At this time, the bald director glanced at the group of staff and fell into deep thought. Where the hell did I find these bastards?

But now, it seems that there is really no need for staff, after all, you can’t see cats in the live broadcast, maybe Tangyuan really has a way to let these cats leave safely.

If that’s the case, it seems that you can really rest assured, if Tangyuan can really leave safely with the cat this time.

That means that it is really not an ordinary cat, and if it is not good, something terrible will really appear.

At this moment, the audience in the live broadcast room couldn’t help but think of a new scientific and technological achievement released by the Academy of Sciences a few days ago, that is, the extractor of past and present lives.

You can extract the DNA from certain hairs and other things on the organism’s body, and then show the past life experience of the creature through DNA protogenesis and recombination.

Of course, whether there is a past life or a present life is still uncertain.

But if this thing really exists, then the bald director is really very curious, what will be Tangyuan’s previous life? Is it a person? Or a cat?

Even the bald director couldn’t help but be curious at this moment, thinking that Tangyuan should not be an ordinary cat, and even he felt that if Tangyuan could do this extraction of past and present lives.

After all, there are many netizens who have taken pictures of aliens coming to Earth before, although those pictures look the same as landlines, very blurry, but after all, it can bring a lot of mysterious conjectures.

After a long time, the bald head slowly said: “Wait!!” ”

All the staff became serious.

But still the director said so, then they are not good to continue to add anything, can only silently look at the picture, they came to pray in their hearts, Tangyuan must not have an accident.

Otherwise, their jobs may be lost, and they don’t want to lose their jobs at this critical time, after all, the show is going uphill now.

Their work treatment is also getting better and better, if they lose their job at this time, it is really equivalent to working for nothing, and they have to go to other places to start over, which is something they are not willing to accept.

And right now.

Da Hei in the picture suddenly jumped and came directly to the eaves next to him with tangyuan. And his gaze was extremely cold as he looked at the few drunks on the ground.

“???????”

“I seem to have seen this scene!!”

“Good fellow, Tangyuan is going to point the finger again!!”

“I depend, do they have to use this method every time? Wait a minute to trick the drunks into it, and then let them fall? ”

“Good guy, Tangyuan really does this kind of thing every time, and there really is a set.”

“It’s a rice ball!! I didn’t expect to be able to see this kind of picture again, which is really awesome! ”

The audience in the live broadcast room of this picture is still very familiar, that is, when Tangyuan was abducted by a group of criminals before.

It was in this way that the group was tricked to such a high place, and then they fell, only to be arrested by the police.

Therefore, seeing this kind of picture appear again in the live broadcast room at this time, even the audience in the live broadcast room will involuntarily think of the picture they saw at that time.

Of course, the quality situation is still a little different from that time, those people are pure criminals, these people’s words are just drunk, maybe some drunk.

Of course, this kind of natural abuse of small animals is also very shameful, and punishment should also be given, at least the audience in the live broadcast room thinks so.

And at this moment, in this perspective, many cats were also seen by the audience. At this point:

All the cats are moving slowly, exactly:

Standing behind the figures of those people, it became a straight line!! And just happened to avoid their gaze.

“!!”

“I lean!! Ninjutsu!! ”

“Good guy, isn’t this wave of concealment too good.”

“What the hell? Hey, Tangyuan, do you still fucking know ninjutsu? Boy. ”

“Who taught all this?” Could it be that this was also taught to him by the goddess? Boy. ”

“My God, the goddess can actually do ninjutsu, that’s really not what ordinary people can live in, brothers.”

“Hahaha, it’s worthy of being a goddess cat wow, I didn’t expect that Tangyuan would admit defeat, Mingmingming, I actually can’t ninjutsu, it seems that I am really not as good as a cat.”

The audience in the live broadcast room who watched this scene were all dumbfounded, at this time Tangyuan was actually a secret, all the cats showed a straight line, and then hid in the shadows of those people.

And just when they turned their bodies, they also moved, perfectly avoiding their gaze, and there was no trace of this group of cats at all.

This time a few drunks were directly confused, with a puzzled face, stumbling left and right, just can’t see where this group of cats suddenly went, this time they all thought that they were drunk, a little dazzled.

Otherwise, how could so many cats appear and then suddenly disappear?

At this time, Chen Shuanshan, who was sitting in front of the screen, exclaimed: “I know!!” Tangyuan is definitely not an ordinary cat!! This move is called darkness in the art of war!!! ”

Su Mu’er on the side widened her eyes in shock: “What!!! ”

This moment. He was also extremely shocked, after all, if a cat can really use this art of war, it means that the wisdom of this cat is really not ordinarily high.

At this time, it seems a little too outrageous to use the point of darkness Chen Cang.

“So to say….. Teacher, you said tangyuan he… Will there be an attack on these people??? ”

After all, most smart cats will use this method to resolve their own crisis, but often these smart cats will also have another trait.

That is, while using wisdom to solve their own predicament, they will also form a counterattack against the enemy.

Chen Duanshan said with a solemn expression: “Tangyuan will definitely do it!!” If these people hadn’t attacked the cat just now, I’m afraid they wouldn’t have been…. However, they went on the attack!! ”

“So Tangyuan will definitely not let them go.”

Su Mu’er’s eyes widened in surprise.

Do you really want to witness the historical moment when cats attack humans?????

Happy New Year, the little author and Tangyuan are here to greet you for the New Year!!!!

I am honored to accompany you in this last month for New Year’s Eve, and thank you for supporting the little author and Tangyuan to come to this day word by word.

I wish everyone a happy new year, auspicious Chinese New Year, tigers and tigers, all the best, family reunion, early singles, early birth of noble sons, meow!!!

Don’t perform other talents today, right? Just let the rice balls roll on the ground for everyone.

Go to the wave to reward, come to a little red envelope, big guy, feed some cat food to Tangyuan!!! Hahahaha, okay, no more trouble, Happy New Year.

Another spring benefit, absolutely victorious over the imperial capital!

Auspicious Chinese New Year, Hi Skin Niu Ye!! Little author, this is polite!!


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