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After she closed the door out of shyness, she remembered that she had not yet received the handkerchief and strong detergent from the other party.

If you don’t get your skirt right, how are you going to go out and meet people?

Erina's brother shouldn't be a bad person, right?

Although in Erina's words, the other party is a scumbag who specializes in playing with women, she has never used coercive methods, as long as she doesn't trust the other party.

More importantly, even if the other party is really the kind of person who would follow a girl to the bathroom and then take the opportunity to do something indescribable, this is in a coffee shop. As long as you yell, thousands of troops will come to meet you. I'm sorry. He doesn't have the courage either.

So, he happily decided to open the door and take the things from the other party's hand, otherwise it would be even more troublesome after the other party left.

However, when she opened the door, she happened to hear someone talking to Mo Yi outside, and what they said was very embarrassing.

The black cat, whose heart exploded with shame again, pulled Mo Yi into the bathroom in desperation in order to prevent others from seeing him at this moment.

Ah, don't mess around!

After the black cat closed the door, she realized what she had done. She actually pulled a boy she had just met into the bathroom!

Moreover, the other person is the brother of her friend, and what’s even more frightening is that he is the big bad wolf that Erina calls specializing in eating little sheep.

No, Wu Geng Liuli, you are the fallen holy black cat, how can you be afraid of a mere gray wolf?

Therefore, the black cat, who forced himself to pretend that he was not panicked at all, stretched out his hands, assumed a cat's attack posture, and threatened:

I am the Fallen Holy Black Cat. Don't mess around. Be careful if I curse you. This is a curse that will cause you to die soon!

Mo Yi: ...

I don't seem to have to do anything, right? !

And with your angry cat-like pose, are you trying to make me cute to death?

If so, I have to admit that you are stronger now.

Ahem——

Mo Yi naturally saw that the other party was just in a state of extreme shame, so naturally he would not really express his complaints, but raised his hands in cooperation, well, there were also handkerchiefs and strong detergent on his hands, he was afraid said:

Miss Black Cat, I choose to surrender. According to international practice, I have the right to guarantee my basic rights.

Chapter 71: Wisdom from the Abyss

surrender?

Black Cat's instinctive reaction was to hit the second wave, but he never expected that the other party would actually raise his hands in surrender.

Although she was a bit of a middle-schooler, she was not without intelligence. After seeing the other person's expression and taking the initiative to bring him in before, she figured out that the other person was not the pervert she imagined.

And the current surrender is probably a reaction to avoid being so embarrassed.

In addition, the other party also took the initiative to give me a powerful stain remover. Thinking about it this way, it seems that the other party is really not a bad person, but a great good person!

No, you can't trust the other party easily, and Erina also said that the other party is a guy who is extremely good at pretending and deceiving girls!

The way she looked when she was thinking, in Mo Yi's eyes, was that she was stunned. In addition, she was still in the cat's attacking posture. In Mo Yi's eyes, she was a cat star trying to be cute towards him.

Although the other person is really cute, you have to hold it back!

Mo Yi kept encouraging himself in his heart, if you are a man, go to the 100th floor, no, it should be, if you are a man, just hold back and show me, don't laugh out loud!

The current situation is a critical moment when a man and a woman are alone in the same bathroom. I am in danger of losing my virginity at any time!

According to my own experience in petting cats, as long as you don’t irritate the other person at this time, even wild cats will not violently rape their owners.

Therefore, I suppressed the joy in my heart and couldn't laugh out loud and let the other person find out that I was evading taxes in my heart.

However, continuing the confrontation like this was not an option, so Mo Yi, who was kind to others, decided to take the initiative and said:

Great Miss Fallen Saint Black Cat, I'll put the handkerchief and strong detergent on the wash basin and wait for you when I go out. How about it?

I do not want it!

When Black Cat heard Mo Yi call him the Fallen Saint Black Cat, he felt an inexplicable sense of shame. He obviously thought he was handsome when he called himself, so why coming from the other boy's mouth made him want to squat with his head in shame. Defensive?

Of course, before venting the shame in her heart, after hearing Mo Yi's words about going out, she blushed and pulled Mo Yi and said:

Don't go out. If you go out now and someone comes in and finds me here, how can I go out to meet people? And the boy you were talking to just now should still be there, Kuya!

Mo Yi: ...

Miss Black Cat, I don’t understand what you are saying.

According to your logic, the two of us will never have to leave this bathroom, because as long as we open the door, there is a risk of someone coming in. This is a deformation problem about Schrödinger's cat, or Mo Yi's black cat problem for short. Opening the door of the bathroom, Mo Yi and Black Cat have half the chance of being discovered by people outside. If the door is not opened, Mo Yi and Black Cat will always be together, in a weird blend of body and mind that is both discovered and not discovered. state.

Thinking about it this way, Miss Black Cat is not simple!

Although she is in the second grade of middle school, she is a top student. Even quantum theory, a scientific theory that Mo Yi only knows a little about, can be applied in life. It is not simple, it is not simple!

When the black cat saw Mo Yi, who was grabbing his clothes and showing an embarrassed expression, he quickly let go and stepped back. He used the cat fist again to intimidate Mo Yi and explained:

Don't get me wrong! I'm not asking you to stay. I just really want you not to go out first and wait until I'm done.

Senior Mo Yi, do you understand?!

As he talked, Black Cat even said he was confused. What on earth was he talking about?

I think I understand what you mean, Miss Black Cat. Do you want me to wait for you to finish washing your clothes and then go out before opening the door?

Mo Yi, who was as smart as Tamamo Zao, could certainly understand what the other party meant.

As an upright and upright man, Mo Yi would not deliberately distort the other person's words and then use this to create a plot of hey hey hey.

Is someone like me such a person?

A real man should spread his tail like a peacock, conquer their hearts with his unfathomable connotation, and then make the girls fall in love with me like crazy but not...

This is the correct strategy posture. Yes, I am the God of Strategy hidden in the other world.

However, what makes Mo Yi want to complain even more is the way of thinking of the other party. Let the other party go out first, and then open the door and be hit by someone, and the risk of someone inside turns out to be passed on to Mo Yi. Thinking about it this way, there seems to be no problem.

However, Miss Black Cat, haven’t you discovered the fact that you were in the bathroom with a boy?

The only difference is that you don't need to face the ambiguous and weird eyes of the person who walks in.

Woman, woman, you really like to deceive yourself. Is this the so-called deception?

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