Type-Moon, but the Servant is Tom

Faced with Ruby's continuous nonsense words, the young Illya was also speechless.

Gah~, gah~, gah~. At the same time, a crow happened to fly past in the sky, pulling out black feces suspended in the air one after another, like an ellipsis.

Because she was too speechless, Ilia, who was so speechless that she was young, felt a little out of her mind, so she decisively chose to ignore this question.

Then next question, you said you are here to save the world?

Yes, come to save the world...ah, sorry. After receiving Illya's question, Ruby originally answered as casually as she imagined before.

It wasn't until half of the perfunctory words were recited that its half-slowed brain suddenly reacted. Now what this little devil asked seemed to be a serious question?

When it comes to saving the world, it's not sleepy.

Yes, that's right. These are all orders from the master. My master brought me here just to save the world. It's a pity...

Ruby pretended to be sad and said sadly, I will definitely inherit the legacy of the previous generation of masters and save the world!

Listening to Ruby's words, Illya seemed very calm at this time.

After several conversations back and forth, she has understood the nature of this staff. To put it simply, it is a drama.

Obviously, I didn't have any feeling about the previous master's death before, but now I have become a sad inheritor of the master's legacy. What about all these changes? !

I understand, I understand, but Illya’s nonsense behavior towards Ruby is absolutely unacceptable! No! recognize! same!

Illya pouted and squeezed Ruby hard with an unhappy look on her face, To put it bluntly, I still have a show to watch when I get up in the morning. If I don't sleep, I won't have time to catch up on the show tomorrow!

Wuyue~wuyue~, be gentle...be gentle...the intestines are about to be squeezed out!

Feeling the powerful force acting on itself, Ruby felt that she was about to be squeezed to death. If she exerted more force, she might really die on the spot.

There is no doubt that after becoming Starry Sky Magical Girl, Illya has such terrifying grip strength!

Finally, after withstanding the pressure of the iron pliers for 5 seconds, Illya finally relaxed a little.

To put it simply, this world has been invaded by another world, and it is very serious. The evil source of chaos that enters this world will destroy this world.

Although I don't know much about the source of chaos, only my last master knew about it, and she told me when she mentioned it.

Speaking of this, Ruby felt sad again. Why did her master just go offline so simply? At least she told herself what the source of chaos was before she went offline.

But what is certain is that the tentacles of the source of chaos are most likely in Fuyuki in the far east!

Fuyuki? Illya tilted her head, carefully thinking about this familiar but not very familiar word in her mind, and suddenly she remembered something.

Ah, isn't that where Kiritsugu and mother went on a business trip?

Chapter 183 Sexy Bai Song, begging online

Where is your mother's business trip?

Yeah, it's my mother's business trip. Illya nodded, looking eagerly at the ruby ​​​​in her hand, Is it dangerous there now?

Of course, that would be too dangerous. It is no exaggeration to say that Fuyuki must have become a living hell!

Then my mother...father...

After learning such bad news, Illya immediately lost her expectations for tomorrow's morning show. Her legs softened and she sat down like a duck on the ground.

In Illya's imagination, Fuyuki at this time had turned into a ruins in a sea of ​​fire, like purgatory on earth!

If we rush to Fuyuki now, there may be some hope... Ruby didn't say too much, she could only say, wait and have hope.

But even if we want to go, how should we get there? That's Japan on the other side of the world. After hearing Ruby say that there was still some hope, Illya suddenly thought that she would not be able to go to Japan alone. Discouraged again.

Ha! Ruby suddenly smiled at this time, with an extremely proud crooked smile.

Who do you think I am? I'm Starry Sky Ruby. It's just across a hemisphere. If I count, I can be there in twenty minutes!

Upon hearing Ruby's words, Illya, who was still lost, suddenly stopped feeling sleepy and quickly urged, That's great, let's go now!

ok~!

Ace pilot, apply... Huh?! Before Ruby could finish her opening remarks before starting up, she felt something was strangling the back of her fate.

Stop being so nagging!

Illya pouted and threatened with dissatisfaction, If you keep nagging me, I will smell your smelly socks and watch me eat delicious food!

Yes, yes, let's go now! After such physical urging from Illya, Ruby no longer dared to continue doing all these extravagant tasks to delay the time.

Now it really misses its previous owner, who liked to cause trouble.

Obviously both are named Illya, and judging from their appearance, they must be the same age, but why are they so different?

3...

Suddenly, two jets similar to Okita J. Souji appeared on both sides of Illya's waist. The way they appeared was like projecting a blue holographic projection at first, and then solidified into two in the next moment. An extremely sci-fi rocket launcher.

From the appearance point of view, it even looks more like an upgraded version of Souji's injector. If you want to ask why it feels like this.

That can only be said... it says pro on the side.

The buttholes of these two rocket jets are extremely huge, at least as big as a noodle bowl, and the amount they spray must be huge!

2......

As Ruby counted down again, the two rocket jets began to slowly spray out light blue flames. However, the spray was too big at first and almost took off. Fortunately, Ruby immediately controlled the force of the spray, as if Preheat for the sake of preheating.

To put it simply and straightforwardly, it could have taken off directly, but it just had to go through the process, well, it was just fun.

1......

As the countdown reaches 1, the rocket jet begins to slowly increase its power and is ready!

Although, there is no need to prepare.

Wuhu!!! (take off)

Ruby shouted one last time, and in an instant, the two rocket jets' buttholes began to spray out fierce flames at the same time.

This wave of thrust does not need to take off slowly, it just seems to be thinning out, and it flies! soaring! ! !

Bang!!!!!! With the explosion of the rocket injector, Illya rushed out of the atmosphere with a wave of individual soldiers, only traveling at Mach 20!

In the blink of an eye, Illya completely disappeared from the earth. If you look up at the sky at this time, you will find that there is a pair of two super bright stars crowded together in the sky at this time. Binary star system.

But in fact, these two are the flames coming out of the rocket injector's ass.

So fast...ahhh...so fast! Appearing in the universe, Illya's little face turned pale. This was her first time in the sky, and it was her first time. Once appeared in the universe.

However, while looking scared, Illya didn't know what was going on, but she felt that her cocoa was beating loudly.

It wasn't fear, it was... arousal.

Wait for me, Mom, Dad!

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Japan, next to Fuyuki City, in AUO super luxury seaside paradise.

After someone passed by, the surrounding pedestrians all cast their eyes on the man and started talking about him.

That's right, the man who attracted everyone's attention and became the most handsome guy on this street is the savior of the world - Bai Song!

‘Damn it... don’t look at me! What a shame! ’

Feeling the strange looks from around him, Bai Song felt his face flush. This kind of big scene was just right for social fear, but it was still too early for a social cow like him.

So here’s the problem, I look very ordinary, but I am the only one who thinks I am very handsome.

He even traveled all the way to Guangdong just to hear a handsome guy, but he was called Diao Mao by the locals. Why did he attract the attention of everyone?

There is no other reason. It can only be said that Bai Song's dress at this time is too... killing Matt, or is it non-mainstream?

At this time, Bai Song was wearing a hooded sweatshirt with several holes in it, and pants that Jerry had patched while waiting for Spike and Tom. For normal people, wearing patched clothes would It will indeed increase the return rate virtually.

But please believe me, patched clothes and trousers are already the most normal attire for Bai Song.

Then there is a cat wrapped perfectly around his neck, and there is a mouse in his trouser pocket with its head exposed and looking at the scenery outside. Although it is a bit weird, it is... okay.

He was carrying a sack of things on his right shoulder, riding on a battery car and driving forward slowly, holding a sharp vermilion spear in his left hand.

The most important point is that he is wearing a hood that is only worn by bank robbers or terrorists. Only two eyes and mouth are exposed. He looks like a robber.

Maybe if he adds two cat ears to his balaclava, some people will think he is cosplaying a bankrupt version of Batman.

By the way, don't ask why the car can still drive normally even if the battery is gone. The reason is very simple. There is a dog pulling the car in front.

There are so many elements that even passers-by turn around and don’t know where to complain.

Chapter 184 Bai Song: What’s the noise again?!

Is that guy acting?

I feel like it should be.

Speaking of which, this man is a newborn, right? Tying a rope around a dog's neck and asking the dog to pull a battery car?

That's right, shouldn't you strangle the dog to death? If you change it to a more professional dog vest and put a rope on it, it wouldn't be so naive.

Is there a possibility, just a possibility, not necessarily correct, that the electric scooter the man was riding was actually driving, and he was just walking the dog on a leash, instead of letting the dog pull the scooter?

But then again, if this is a performance in this park, then what is this guy performing?

Yes, and I didn't see the cameraman either.

Or is this man a performance artist?

...You call this art?

...

Listening to the words of the people around him and feeling the sharp eyes like thorns around him, Bai Song only felt Pi Yanzi tense up.

Even a social cow like him can't handle this kind of situation.

But fortunately, after he got his little electric donkey that had no battery, he didn't even know whether to call it a battery car.

With his extremely sensitive sense of smell, Bai Song decisively put on the gangster-like hood again, ignoring the strange looks of passers-by in the parking lot at the time.

As far as the final facts are concerned, Bai Song's move is extremely correct and necessary.

After putting on the hood, he tied a section of Spike's dog leash to the handlebar, making Spike the power source of the little electric donkey. It was very user-friendly!

Finally, he got on the 'dog-powered' electric donkey and set off towards the distance.

Perhaps this car can be called a dog-powered car?

Pushing a cart is a physical job. Bai Song thinks that he does not have the physical ability to push this battery cart that has lost power for several kilometers. If he really wants to do this, he will probably be tired just after pushing half the distance. Become a dog.

At this time, a being who doesn't need to worry about physical exertion is needed, and this candidate... well, the dog candidate is Spike.

After all, Spike, it's Spike, is it possible that his physical strength will be exhausted?

Returning to the topic, if Bai Song hadn't been wearing this sexy hood at that time, Bai Song would definitely not be able to drive this dog-powered car as calmly as he is now.

Even if you can drive calmly when you don't realize this at first, it will definitely be awkward when you get to a densely populated area, that is, around here.

If you put your feet on the ground, you might be able to dig out three rooms and one living room with your toes.

The reason why Bai Song wanted to take away this basically useless battery car was not to find a store that sold batteries, buy the batteries, and then take the batteries back to the parking lot and install them.

The reason for this is quite simple, that is...Bai Song is really convinced by Gu Dazi.

He had asked Cu Chulainn to follow him before, and when he went to have dinner, he came over to provoke his own dog.

And after being beaten away, he even took his battery away.

At that time, Bai Song almost blurted out a stupid sentence.

If you leave the battery car in the parking lot like this now, I'm afraid that when you go to buy batteries, Gudazi, the old one, will bring her followers over and steal your battery car together.

Then when I came back and saw, well, when there was a battery car, there was no battery. Now that I bought the battery, there is no battery car anymore.

As for whether Gudazi would do such an immoral thing, Bai Song could only say...if he doesn't do it, he won't be called Gudazi, okay?

If he thought it was a misunderstanding on the morning when he was attacked by Gudazi who was not a martial artist, so he wanted to resolve the misunderstanding during the conversation, now he has entered the situation and wants to take out his small wallet when he sees Gudazi. The whip whipped her into an ass state.

Needless to say, it feels really good.

Damn it, isn't there a store selling batteries in this shabby paradise?!

Looking around at the entertainment facilities, restaurants, and shops selling various AUO peripherals, the White House felt like everyone was almost exhausted.