Type-Moon, but the Servant is Tom

Buzz buzz~~~!!!

And just when Bai Song was sitting in front of him, thinking about it, there was a sudden roar of an engine from behind.

Hearing the roar from behind, Bai Songxun turned his head and asked, What's the noise?

What appeared in Bai Song's eyes was a pure white convertible sports car, which was Merlin's car, and... it was only 10 meters away from him!

If Irisviel is allowed to continue racing wildly, the cat-mouse-dog chariot will inevitably be overtaken in a few seconds.

Moreover, at this time, the Huaxian had already arrived on the left side of the track, while Bai Song's chariot was on the right side of the track, obviously ready to overtake.

This kind of thing is absolutely intolerable to Bai Song!

Want to surpass me?!

After realizing this, Bai Song decisively swung the steering wheel and turned the rudder to the left.

The next moment, Bai Song arrived in front of the Huaxian, perfectly blocking the path for the Huaxian to overtake.

Irisviel, who was driving, was not surprised at all when she saw him. No one in this world would let others pass him casually.

Without hesitation, Irisviel decisively turned the steering wheel to the right. .

In front of the Huaxian, Bai Song also noticed Irisviel's action, so he also turned the steering wheel to the right, hoping to block Irisviel's overtaking route again.

However, seeing Bai Song's action, Irisviel showed a dark smile as if her plan had succeeded.

The moment Bai Song turned the steering wheel to the right, Irisviel decisively and gently turned the steering wheel to the left.

That's right, her move to the right was just a fake move.

Obviously, it was Bai Song's first time driving a racing car and he had never even played a racing game before.

In terms of the idea of ​​​​driving a racing car, he is completely no match for Irisviel, who is an experienced driver.

While turning the steering wheel slightly to the left, Irisviel stepped on the accelerator, trying to overtake Bai Song in one fell swoop with this extremely simple fake move, fiercely!

You are already dead, Schrödinger.

Nani?

Bai Song looked to the left and saw that Irisviel had already squeezed the front of the car up after that acceleration, and was about to go hand in hand with the cat, mouse and dog chariot.

Seeing this, Bai Song was shocked and called out repeatedly, Come here...come here, cats, mice and dogs! Catch her!

If he was severely surpassed by a weak woman who was not even a servant, then where would he put his face as the undefeated god of war who had never lost a single battle before?

Being surpassed by Irisviel is something Bai Song will never accept.

Hearing Bai Song's words, the first person to act was not Tom, nor Jerry.

The first one to take action was Spike, who had been sitting idle in the shopping cart at the back!

Spike dived into the shopping cart, and when he emerged again, a pile of parts appeared in his hand.

These are the spare parts from the previous conversion of a battery car into a cat, mouse and dog chariot.

Yes, that’s right, after an ordinary small electric donkey was modified into a chariot that was far N times larger than itself, there were still parts left, and there were a lot of them!

Spike just picked up these parts and aimed in the direction of the Flower Fairy.

To be more precise, it was aimed at Merlin's head.

There's no other reason than Spike and Merlin... have a grudge! ! !

Chapter 233 Bai Song is a piece of shit!

After taking aim at Merlin's stupid head, Spike decisively threw out a nut with a diameter of 10 centimeters in his hand.

As for why among the extra parts of a battery car, there is a 10 cm nut that obviously does not fit the identity of a battery car.

Don't ask, you just don't know!

If the reason is not straight, the anger will be strong.jpg

Returning to the topic, at the moment when the nut was thrown out, there was even a very traitorous sonic boom cloud!

At the same time, the entire green hat was dragging a long meteor tail due to friction with the air due to its excessive speed.

Whoops~~~!!!

bang~~~!!!

With a loud noise, the nut hit Merlin's head very accurately.

Alternatively, Merlin's head can also be called a dog's head.

After all... because Merlin is a large Fu Fu spirit, and Fu Fu looks like a white repair dog.

Since Fufu is equal to a dog, Merlin is equivalent to a white dog becoming a spirit. In other words, Merlin, who is a large Fufu spirit, is equal to a dog spirit.

It's natural to call the head of a dog spirit a dog head.

Here, the argument ends.

Ouch!!! Feeling the severe pain from the top of his head, Merlin hurriedly covered the top of his head with both hands.

The screams coming out of his mouth were even one-tenth as loud as the ones Bai Song screamed when he was broken by a battery in the alley!

This shows how powerful Spike's blow is!

Originally, it was no big deal if he covered it, but for some reason, Merlin felt an unknown force pouring out of his head.

So much so that the hands covering his head were lifted up by this force and left his scalp.

After feeling this strange power, Merlin first looked at the rearview mirror of the white convertible of the Huaxian.

When he saw the tragic situation above his head, Merlin was stunned!

This is......

Big bag! A large bag shaped like a cylinder suddenly appeared on Messi's head!

Moreover, just after he saw the big bag on his head, he didn't feel anything at first, let alone feeling.

He even thought it was just a burst of power above his head, and his hands covering his head did not realize that what appeared above his head was a big bag.

This feeling is like my own hands blocking the perception of this big bag.

If he had to describe what he felt just now, it would be like being numb from squatting on a large scale and losing all feeling in his legs.

But the situation he just had was that he only felt this way about this big bag.

It wasn't until he saw the big bag that a heartbreaking pain hit the top of his head.

This pain felt like... it hurt like being hit on the top of the head by an oversized nut thrown by a dog!

It hurts, it hurts!!! It hurts so much!!! I can't stand it!!!

After feeling the pain, Merlin, who was already very nervous, covered his head and began to cry out in pain.

If someone who didn't know heard it, they would have thought that Nut had smashed his Audi Double Diamond.

Hearing Merlin's 'Hedong Lion's Roar'-level shout, Irisviel, who was concentrating on racing, was so frightened that her hands trembled and she tightened her grip.

The entire Huaxian was trembling, skidding a few times while speeding, and fell behind again.

Originally, Irisviel was about to overtake the Cat, Mouse and Dog Chariot, but she missed the opportunity so perfectly that several black lines were drawn on Irisviel's forehead.

After finally restoring stability to the out-of-control vehicle, Irisviel said with a dark look on her face.

Hey, lower your voice a little, you're affecting my racing!

Although he was concentrating on driving, so he couldn't take the time to glare at Merlin, but the look in Irisviel's eyes that wanted to kill someone was perfectly caught by Merlin.

But...but this really hurts, eh eh eh~.

...Did you say this as a servant? Upon hearing this, Irisviel's expression, which was already dark, immediately became even worse.

Ah, I'm sorry, I accidentally used the same tone as when I turned on the voice changer for live broadcast.

Finally, Irisviel, who was stunned, freed up a hand in her busy schedule, covered half of her face, and shouted wordlessly to Merlin, Merlin, what are you doing? Merlin, pay attention. ah!

Do not worry.

You can just drive, let Merlin think of a solution!

Listening to Merlin's confident words, the black-haired Irisviel once again returned to the state of concentrating on driving.

However, after Merlin's pretense just now, the Huaxian, which should have surpassed the Cat, Mouse and Dog Chariot, was now one position behind the Cat, Mouse and Dog Chariot.

And the most terrible thing is that he has just used a fake move on Schrödinger.

This time, if you want to use the same trick against Schrödinger, it will definitely not work, and you may even be defeated by Schrödinger.

After all...the same moves are ineffective against Servants!

But... this move is really painful. As he said this, Merlin touched the big bump on his head.

At this time, Merlin couldn't help but secretly feel lucky that he could cause such damage to himself who possessed immortality. That dog probably had a concept similar to the 'immortal-slaughtering blade'.

His special immortality was obtained through a special advent. Logically speaking, nothing could cause such horrific harm to him.

However, Spike maintained his own invincibility throughout.

Obviously, this dog is extremely powerful!

After experiencing Spike's difficulty once again, Merlin couldn't help but smacked his lips and said, Tsk, what a piece of shit!

Since the Huaxian that Merlin was traveling on was only one body away from the cat-mouse-dog chariot, Merlin's complaint naturally fell on Bai Song's ears.

At this time, Bai Song had just controlled the chariot to once again block the overtaking route of the Huaxian.

As soon as he completed this operation, Bai Song, who had a keen sense of hearing, heard Merlin's words.

I just got fucked and I didn’t say a word for a long time. Now I was fucked by myself and I suddenly blurted out something stupid.

This isn't scolding myself, could it also be scolding Spike, who is indeed a dog?

You know, when normal people call dogs, they call them stupid dogs. How can they specifically use a dog-like sentence to scold a dog? So he must be scolding himself!

Hearing this, Bai Song immediately lost his temper, Good guy, are you calling me a piece of shit?!

Bai Song, who originally thought about taking a passive defensive position, decisively chose... to strike hard!

Chapter 234 Schrödinger’s Revenge!

Not to mention Bai Song, even Spike agreed that Merlin's stupid words were scolding Bai Song.

First of all, I am a bitch, so there is no need to use this to curse others.

If Merlin really used a shitty curse word, it would really be... so weak and offensive that Spike could laugh at him for a whole year!

Tom, Jerry, Spike, hold him!

Following Bai Song's shout, the three little cats, mouse and dog all knew their new goals.

That is... giving our adorable Merlin children's boots a full childhood.

What's going on... Just when Merlin was thinking about how to surpass Bai Song, he suddenly felt a tremor all over his body.

Somehow, he suddenly had an extremely ominous premonition.

While Merlin was still wondering where this unreasonable heart palpitation came from, the cat, mouse and dog chariot located directly in front of the Flower Fairy made a move!

All I see is cats, mice, dogs, chariot skin swallows, skin swallows... that is, the tank's rocket launchers.

It suddenly stopped spraying orange flames and entered a non-started state. Although the speed of the chariot was slightly affected, it was not significant.

From this it can be seen that for now, this Pi Yanzi is not too involved in the advancement of the chariot.

To put it simply, it has always been used as a decoration.

However, don't forget that the original intention of placing this rocket launcher on Cat and Mouse...is to serve as the core attack method of the entire vehicle!

Before Merlin could figure out what the Cat, Mouse and Dog Chariot was going to do.

Suddenly, a lump of yellow unknown substance was sprayed out of the chrysanthemum of the cat, mouse and dog chariot.

What is that? Merlin frowned and looked carefully.

While Merlin was analyzing it, this yellow unknown substance bounced up on the ground, crossed a perfect parabola, and entered Merlin's arms.

Merlin took a closer look and saw that there was only a hole in the yellow unknown substance, and other than that it had no other obvious features.