Universe’s Most Famous Vinegar Goddess

Xiao You loved stinky beauty when he was young.

When there were still worms, I learned how to draw eyebrows and draw eyes. When I was okay, I put on lipstick and thought she was the most beautiful girl in the sky.

At that time, the children had not formed a basic aesthetic. Xiao You, like Xiao You, was naturally praised as a god. Everyone coaxed her and liked her, except He Yunhan.

Although she was not as out of touch as she is now, she has a faint tendency to be out of gregariousness.

The tradition of the old Xiao family, if you can't get it, you have to be strong to get it. And Xiao You is not stupid, she faintly felt the perfunctory of other children, and in her heart she was really expecting He Yunhan to look at her more.

In order to get He Yunhan's compliment, Xiao You often dangled in front of her.

Hierarchy or something, in the hearts of the children, there is a vague outline.

But He Yunhan was told by her father from a young age that the Xiao family was their immediate boss, and Xiao You was even more troublesome.

Therefore, although she dislikes Xiao You, who is like a butterfly, she has never driven her away.

In the morning, Xiao You wore her pink skirt, turned off a big pink hairpin, and turned around in front of He Yunhan: "Do you think I am beautiful?"

He Yunhan is cold.

Xiao You was not as enchanting as he grew up at this time. A lot of things were learned from grandma or on TV. She hooked He Yunhan’s chin with one hand and said, "Oh, woman, I know, you have been conquered by me. Do you want to bow down under my pomegranate skirt?" She lifted the skirt, very enthusiastic, "I ask you again, does it look good?"

He Yunhan: "It doesn't look good, you have a big head."

Xiao You:...

You must know that from childhood to adulthood, Xiao You's minefields are mostly the head. I heard from her grandmother that she was still in her mother's belly. When taking a B-ultrasound, the doctor sighed about her head circumference, and she was born with a big-headed baby.

Xiao You wanted to teach He Yunhan a lesson, rolled up his sleeves and rushed up.

Then, she was beaten...

For the first time since I was born, I was beaten.

Xiao You rushed home crying.

After returning home, she was ridiculed by all kinds of merciless ridicules from her mothers and grandmothers, and because of this, the old lady of the Xiao family looked at He Yunhan with admiration, feeling that this child has some potential, and that this kind of fierce energy can make great things in the future.

From then on, Xiao You and He Yunhan’s Liangzi were married.

According to the development trajectory of the two people when they were young, they shouldn't be the same, but on the contrary, God changed the trajectory of development.

It's almost junior high school.

Mr. Xiao, who often walks by the river, moistened her shoes.

After so many years of "doing a lot of evil" bullying the weak, she was finally blocked in the toilet by the daughter of the Hu family from Nanyang.

You know, Xiao You is always accompanied by bodyguards, and only the toilet is the best place to start.

The grievances between Nanyang and the Holy Emperor were very long ago.

After the daughter of the Hu family asked her grandmother crying about her infatuation when she was young and how she was dumped by Mr. Xiao, she decided that the Xiao family were all shameless lovers, and she had to fight one when she saw one.

Xiao You never expected that Hu Shuang was so bold that he would find five people to plug the toilet for her with a lollipop in his mouth.

Hu Shuang looked coldly, "Do you have today too?"

Xiao You couldn't lose, with his hands on his hips: "If you fight, just fight. What lollipops do you eat in the toilet? Who is disgusting?"

Hu Shuang's face turned black.

At that time, He Yunhan did appear, but she didn't apply it, and she was not an idol drama at all. She took Xiao You's hand and ran out.

He Yunhan Nahui has always been the school's sprint record holder. Xiao You was dragged to run all the way, and his intestines were about to come out.

She leaned on her waist, "What are you running, my reputation is gone."

Thinking she is a big sister on campus, how can she do such a sneaking thing?

He Yunhan scowled, "Deserve to save you, to make you beaten."

Xiao You held up his chest, "I have practiced Sanda since I was a child. I learned martial arts at the age of three, and I used the south fist and the north leg--well--"

Before he finished speaking, He Yunhan kicked over with a whirlwind leg, and Xiao You fell down.

He Yunhan looked at Xiao You, "Anything else to say?"

Xiao You lay desolately on the ground, and said nicely: "I have rice."

For such a person, it is necessary to directly come to the strong, and must not be soft.

He Yunhan: "Get up."

"Oh." Xiao You patted his butt, and got up mentally.

After that, when Xiao You saw He Yunhan, it was okay to make a joke, but if he was really serious, he had to be scared to death.

Both are in the Sage Emperor, and both are the children of the management. The two naturally walked together. Xiao You was a few years old than He Yunhan, but he was younger than his psychological age.

Before the New Year of the year when Xiao You was leaving the country, the Holy Emperor came to a witch to give people a fortune-telling.

The adults said they were very accurate, so she took He Yunhan away.

At this time, He Yunhan's family has changed. She doesn't smile much, and she will no longer be as violent as she was when she was a child. She has always been indifferent, keeping everything in her heart.

On the road, the driver drove. Xiao You didn’t care about her indifference. She babbled on the road: "No matter what happens, you are my friend. Even if the end times come, I will still keep you in my heart. If one day you Become a monster, I will be the first to cut off your head, and I won't let you sink like this. Don't worry, Yunhan, I won't leave you alone."

He Yunhan looked out the window silently, with blue veins on his forehead jumping up.

She was taken by Xiao You to tell the fortune.

She didn't believe these things before, but the experience along the way made her smell fate.

The witch was not the kind of witch with a big crystal ball, pointed nose, long hair, and a broom that the two children imagined.

She is a very kind old lady, but her eyes are blind, she has white hair, and her voice is warm and very kind.

Mr. Xiao was in the room, while Xiao You and He Yunhan were waiting.

Mr. Xiao’s question is very simple. Her face is serious that Xiao You has not seen for a long time: "I want to ask you, if people really have an afterlife, will I still meet my wife?"

Mrs. Xiao’s wife, whose surname was Xia, was also a peerless beauty.

witch:……

This question is a bit difficult.

It's inevitable to feel sad when people get older.

Mr. Xiao was a little grateful, Xiao You stepped forward and hugged Mr. Xiao: "Grandma, I don't think you still have a conscience."

Old Xiao always wanted to laugh, and patted Xiao You's **** with some relief.

Xiao You added: "But if there is an afterlife, you should stop chasing my grandmother Xia. With you, she will worry a lot in her life. Please be kind and kind, and let her go."

Mr. Xiao:...

After a while, Xiao You was beaten up. Before leaving, Mr. Xiao looked at her viciously, and Xiao You secretly raised his middle finger.

He Yunhan watched from the side, did not speak, in fact, she was very envious.

Such a family, such warmth, she has never felt before.

Seeing the people go, Xiao You mumbled, "Yunhan, if I have someone I like in the future, I will definitely not be like a grandma, as long as she says to me, "Xiao You, don't love others." ", I will definitely promise her and do what I say."

He Yunhan put this as a fart.

Xiao You was unhappy, "Don't you believe it?"

He Yunhan blocked her to death with a single sentence, "Your Xiao family's genes are not good."

The last name is Xiao, which represents the passionate seed, and what kind of pure words are said.

Xiao You was so angry, "I curse you to find someone with the surname Xiao!!!"

He Yunhan sneered: "Then I'll be hit to death."

The witch heard them arguing for a while, and asked cheerfully: "What are you two looking at? Feelings?" A candle was placed in front of her. Before she finished reading a person's affairs, she would put the paper on that person's information. Burned. Xiao You heard that she was invited by her grandmother from an old lover with great effort. She estimated the age of the witch and had a toothache.

When my grandma was young... she really killed men, women and children.

He Yunhan has no interest, Xiao You nodded, her eyes lit up: "What will my partner be like in the future."

Witch: "Stretch your hand over."

Xiao You understood that this was a type of fortune telling by Mogu, and she handed it over.

The witch's rough hand touched hers, her brows furrowed, as if she was feeling something, "It's a girl."

Xiao You: "I know this."

Her sexuality has long been determined.

The witch continued: "Somewhat indifferent to the outside, some strong...Some cunning towards you... some dependence."

Xiao You's heart was cold.

Damn it, Yun Han, who can't talk about it, right?

She stared at He Yunhan with her mouth open, and He Yunhan looked at her coldly, "Look at me again, goug your eyes."

Xiao You:...

Witch: "She... will be an official in the future, at home, she has the final say."

Xiao You:! ! !

Not allowed!

Hearing this is definitely not true, silly stick!

How could she let the other party have the final say in her home and still be an official? If she dares to find an official, grandma won't break her leg?

Knowing that Xiao You didn't believe it, the witch shook her head and faced He Yunhan.

At that time, He Yunhan was unwilling to get along with people physically. The witch asked for her birth date, and she whispered in her mouth and whispered: "She is also in life, and she is also in death. , Your significant other is a child who is much younger than you and is very sunny. It feels completely different from you."

He Yunhan shook her head after hearing this, "I don't like being young, it's impossible."

In this way, the witch was unanimously identified as a magic stick by the two children.

Out of the gate.

Xiao You also heard those uncles and aunts say how accurate and accurate the magic stick is. She was so flustered that she could only divert her attention to tease He Yunhan, "Yunhan, you need to find someone younger than you. Tender grass, maybe you can find a little wolf dog."

He Yunhan: "Impossible. But you, looking for an official, I'm afraid you will be suppressed for a lifetime."

...

The knife stabbed.

Xiao You grinds her teeth and puts her fingers up: "I, Xiao You swear to heaven, if I find an official in the future, I will suffer for the rest of my life, and I will never stand up!"

After swearing, she raised her eyebrows and looked at He Yunhan, "It's your turn."

He Yunhan said faintly, "Naive."

She would not swear.

Why do people swear?

Shouldn't you leave a way for yourself?

Xiao You was about to speak, and suddenly he looked straight out the window, and He Yunhan followed her gaze.

It was a girl in a white dress. She was very beautiful, tall, with a face and her hair curled up. She was talking to a middle-aged man next to her.

Xiao You stared at it, "It's so beautiful."

He Yunhan rolled her eyes, she was a little bored, lowered her head and turned on the phone to check the news.

I don't know what's wrong, the mobile webpage seems to be infected with a virus, and I suddenly jumped to a promotional page.

On the page, there is a pigtailed pigtail with golden eyes and a jump of red silk in his hand. It looks like a red boy from a distance, and a little silly at a close up.

Looking at her silly appearance, He Yunhan's lips raised, and Xiao You leaned over, "What are you looking at?"

He Yunhan put away the phone, "You want to take care of it?"

...

Some people say that in this lifetime, who should meet, go through several relationships, and finally hold the hand of someone for a lifetime is destined for a long time.

After a long, long time, Mr. He and Mr. Xiao, who lived to this age, believed.

——Do you believe it?