Urban Comedy Master

Li Daoming looked angry and shouted: "What crutches am I on! I'm not sick at all!"

With a nervous look on Liu Xun's face, he said, "It's over, what I was worried about has finally happened!"

Yang Mi thought it was a revelation, and it was difficult to explain it, so she immediately scolded her husband: "I said at the time that you would not be allowed to be kidnapped, don't you believe it? What will you do this time?"

Liu Xun pointed at Li Daoming and shouted, "I said he's finished, daughter-in-law, just look at your eyesight, what's the obvious change in the past year? Look up."

Yang Mi glanced at Li Daoming, and then said suspiciously: "If you want to talk about changes, that head is bigger than last year."

Liu Xun clapped his hands and said to Li Daoming, "Right! Because you haven't insisted on using crutches for a year, your virus has risen rapidly. You have two big tendons on your legs, like two highways. The speed of one hundred and eighty kilometers per hour quickly shifted upwards.

You are finished, the ruthless disease is devouring the healthy cells of your brain, and a brand-new vegetative person is about to be born! "

At the end of this sentence, Liu Xun also made a vegetative state, which made the audience happy.

Because Li Daoming suffered a loss last time, this time he looked unbelievable. In a dialect, he said playfully:

"Fuck, then flick, flick! Do you want me to take two more steps?"

When the sketch came to this point, all the professional comedians in the backstage were all eyes flashing, both admiring and a little worried.

There is no doubt that Liu Xun's work this time has caught the peak of "Selling abductee". Although there are still many contents that have not been revealed, no matter what happens later, at least the beginning of this work will not be bad.

Chapter [-]: When does one plus one equal three? 【For collection】

Chapter [-] When does one plus one equal three?

In the middle of the stage, Liu Xun smiled and said, "Are you lame after walking two steps last year?"

Li Daoming nodded and said, "lame."

Liu Xun said again, "Is your feet numb?"

Li Daoming nodded again and said, "It's numb."

Liu Xun asked, "Why?"

Li Daoming's face flashed a look that I had seen through everything, and said excitedly:

"You fooling around, you don't have to fool around this time, I'll take two steps by myself, don't you like to look lame, I'll give you two steps, two steps, two steps, okay? But I'm fine now, I If I can trot, I can still take a step, hey, I'll jump for you~~~ Hey, I'll turn it over for you, okay?"

Speaking of excitement, he deliberately took two steps and jumped twice to show that his legs and feet were fine, and they were all fooled by Liu Xun.

Suddenly, Liu Xun drank it and said loudly, "Stop! Did you see it? Not only is your head not good, but your spirit is also a problem. My friend, can you take the test?"

Li Daoming waved his hand and said indifferently, "No problem, how to test?"

Liu Xun smiled and said, "Aren't your brains confused even if you don't speak out loud?"

Li Daoming immediately denied it and said, "I'm awake!"

Liu Xun continued to ask, "How is your breathing?"

Li Daoming looked calm and said, "No problem."

Seeing this, Liu Xun said leisurely, "Then you can call me?"

Li Daoming nodded and shouted: "Okay, so, I cooperate with you, I cooperate with you completely, my purpose is to expose you!"

Liu Xun smiled and said, "Okay, take a deep breath."

Li Daoming was not afraid at all, and shouted: "Come on!"

Beside them, Yang Mi stood near the two of them, watching quietly.

Liu Xun instructed and said, "How much gas can you suck in, howling out, shouting!"

Li Daoming opened his mouth: "Ah------ah------ah----"

Liu Xun continued: "Don't pant, don't pant if you can, stop! Are you confused?"

Li Daoming could not stand still, his legs were staggering, and he almost fell, but he still insisted and said:

"Not confused!"

Liu Xun smiled playfully and said, "Aren't you confused? Stop."

At this time, Yang Mi quickly pulled Liu Xun aside and asked curiously, "Why is he confused?"

Liu Xun looked at her, then under the stands, and explained: "I'm out of oxygen, so shouting, this is his physique, you have to fall down like this. (.—)"

Hypoxic?When this explanation came out, everyone laughed heartily.

Sure enough, it's the second part of "Selling abductee". This rhythm is exactly the same as the previous issue.

However, while continuing the performance, it also showed new jokes and burdens, which made people feel novel and interesting.

Obviously, the work this time is also very good, at least for now, compared with "Selling abductee", it is not inferior at all.

On the stage, Liu Xun showed a playful look and said, "I'm not confused, what are you holding on to?"

Li Daoming covered his forehead and said stubbornly, "It's a bit of a gold star..."

Liu Xun continued to fool around and said, "Take Venus, now your brain is obviously low in IQ."

When Li Daoming heard it, he was immediately unhappy, and said, "Don't fix that, just take out this brain cell and make an appointment, it's two pounds more than you!"

Liu Xun glanced at him and said, "Well, I'll test it for you. I won't take the instrument, I'll take my daughter-in-law and give you a question."