Urban: Start the Girls’ Dormitory to Catch Ghosts

"Create a chance encounter and let them know each other."

"Men like to persuade prostitutes to be good, why don't you pretend to be a troubled oiran?"

"how do you know?"

"Nonsense! I'm a man!"

"The goddess shot, the devil is doomed!"

Su Qing used the walkie-talkie to listen to the immortals in Lingxiao Hall conspiring loudly against him.

In the face of the beauty plan carefully arranged by this group of old people with an average age of several thousand years old.

What can Su Qing do?

Of course it's a choice.

As the saying goes, the elders do not dare to give up, how can he live up to the painstaking efforts of the elders?

After all, it is not easy for the elderly.

Needless to say, the queen mother of this world should not be ugly, after all, he never wronged his brother.

After all, as the saying goes, no matter how poor you are, you can't be poor yourself, and no matter how hard you are, you can't be **** your brother.

"Then let's do it according to the plan, all the immortals, let's leave the court first." The Jade Emperor was about to get off work.

Su Qing was also ready to leave.

But just as he walked to Nantianmen, he suddenly heard the voice of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother arguing on the walkie-talkie.

The couple started arguing after get off work.

He suddenly felt that the Jade Emperor was down-to-earth.

Try to let him land in the future.

"You actually let your wife use beauty tricks on other men, you can really bear it, aren't you afraid that I will be defiled by him?" The Queen Mother's voice was cold.

Su Qing objected to this. Am I called taint? Obviously make your old cow eat young grass.

Obviously I am the one who suffers.

You're not right, you're just a chicken at best.

The Jade Emperor hurriedly coaxed: "Don't worry, if there is no preparation, why would I be willing to let you take the risk? Look at what this is?"

Su Qing: Brother, I can't see it!

"What is this?" the Queen Mother asked.

The Jade Emperor introduced: "This is called Yunxia Immortal Clothes. After you put it on, no one can take it off except yourself. Those who want to take it off forcibly will be attacked by the Immortal Clothes."

Su Qing smiled, it was really simple, as if she had to take off her clothes.

It makes me feel better if I don't take off my clothes.

"It's about the same." The Queen Mother softened a bit, thinking that her safety was guaranteed.

Then the walkie-talkie came out with some unhealthy bullshit, and Su Qing decisively left the heavenly court.

………………

"How's it going?"

Seeing Su Qing coming back, Xu Xian, Fa Hai, Heishan Lao Yao, Bai Suzhen and others hurriedly greeted him.

"In the short term, they won't take any military action, they will just make some conspiracies against me." Su Qing said calmly.

Xu Xian was in a hurry, and quickly said: "Against you? Master, what vicious conspiracy will they set up against you, please tell me, I must not let you bear it alone because of my affairs!"

"Yeah, Su Shizhu, now we are all the same raccoon dog, how can you let you fight the pressure alone?" Fa Hai also followed suit.

Su Qing smiled slightly: "Needless to say, let me bear this vicious conspiracy alone, and she is not too heavy, I can handle the pressure, who made Xu Xian my apprentice, this is what I should."

"Master..." Xu Xian was moved.

Fahai is also reciting Buddhist scriptures.

"Good brother, show loyalty! I admire it!" The old demon of Montenegro gave Su Qing a thumbs up.

The two daughters Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing were also happy that they could find such a responsible man.

Su Qing was also very happy, he would definitely bear the pressure of the Queen Mother, and the female superior was not afraid.

"No! I'm not going! Let me go!"

"Please let me go!"

"I'm not going to be a drug boy! I'm not going!"

Just then, there was a noise outside.

"What's the matter?" Su Qing raised her brows.

Fa Hai sighed: "Mostly, it's the people from the Suppression and Prison Division who came to capture the medicine boy for the national teacher Pudu Cihang. The national teacher refines elixir for the emperor and needs someone to test the medicine. All scared."

The Prison Suppression Department used to be a monster hunter, but now he can only play tricks on people.

"Every year, I go to various places to collect and issue drug boys, and arrest the right person on the street. This world is really bad." Xu Xian said indignantly.

"Purdue Cihang?" Su Qing felt familiar.

The old demon of Montenegro said: "It's the centipede national teacher in A Chinese Ghost Story, who cultivates Buddhism and wants to turn into a dragon. I think he is a fake drug boy. No matter how dangerous the drug test is, it is impossible to have such a high mortality rate. Most of them are eaten by him. , or use it for other purposes."

Su Qing suddenly remembered that in a Chinese Ghost Story, this national teacher is the big boss.

The main body is a centipede, but he is proficient in Buddhism, controls the government, and wants to use the country's luck to turn into a dragon.

"Centipede spirit? Purdue Cihang is a fairy? How is this possible? The poor monk has seen him from a distance. How could a monster possess such profound Dharma?" Fa Hai's first reaction was doubt, his face full of disbelief.

Su Qing said: "He is a demon. This is a good opportunity for Fahai Buddha. Dismantle his identity and remove him. Fahai Buddha is famous all over the world. Isn't it time to spread the Dharma that you have revised yourself?"

"The donor's remarks are very good, and the old man can also claim that all the Buddhas in Lingshan are like Purdue Cihang!" Fa Hai can draw inferences from others and has a bright future.

Then he couldn't wait to leave.

He wanted to go to the capital quickly. Since Su Qing said that Pudu Cihang was a goblin, it must be a goblin.

Xu Xian suddenly asked, "Can he beat it?"

Everyone was stunned, yes, if Fahai can't beat Purdue Cihang, isn't he going to give away the head?

"Should... beat... right?"

The old demon of Montenegro is also very uncertain. After all, Purdue Cihang in a Chinese Ghost Story is still very good.

"Then think he can beat it. If he can't beat it, then...then call Xu Xian to take his place next time." Su Qing said with a shrug.

The old demon of Montenegro nodded.

Xu Xian's face was full of joy, he had been waiting for a long time.

Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing also breathed a sigh of relief.

Because Fahai is so delicious, their wrists are softened every time they grill.

It would be much better to replace it with Xu Xian, who has a small appetite.

As for Fahai, who cares about him.

"Bang bang bang!"

The courtyard door was suddenly slammed violently.

"Open the door! The National Teacher has an order. This year, every household in Qiantang County must have a medicine boy to open the door!"

There was a rough shout from outside.

"Go away!" Su Qing waved his folding fan.

Several people outside the door were all shattered.

The other members of the Prison Suppression Division who were knocking on them were stunned when they saw this scene, and stood there dumbfounded.

"Bold! Those who dare to kill the prison guards are complicit!" the leader of the prison guards who led the team roared.

boom!

The next second, his head exploded.

Blood was everywhere.

Dog brains are very polluting the environment.

"Ahhh! Run! Run!"

"Go back and report to the National Teacher!"

Everyone else ran away without looking back.