Vulgar Master

Xing house dog, town house cat.

Zhou Bawa looked at the two mortals that he had just bought, which were dirty and bald. In terms of appearance, they were much inferior to the ones that hatched He Hei.

From the price, it can also be seen that this is the lowest category of all the dirty stuff, and it is much worse than the first dirty stuff that Zhou Bawa obtained from Shuiguihe, the puffer fish stuffed dirty.

The puffer fish who pretended to be dirty even sold 10,000 incense ash at the beginning, or in the case of the general lack of incense ash in the open server players, getting it now, it is not a problem to sell it for 14,000.

Of course, not everyone is middle-class, everyone is well-off, or this kind of bottom-level pretending to be dirty is an option for 70-80% of players in the future world, and most people's normal.

Don't be misled by Zhou Bawa, thinking that the money is easy to get in this game, that three or four thousand incense ash is just a small amount, the fact is that the money is easy to come is just Zhou Bawa himself, because he has many adventures and progresses quickly, the initial capital is rolled through the brazier Snowball.

For ordinary players, the skills of a thousand incense gray vulgar gods are not a small expense, and they need to be saved for a long time.

Therefore, Zhou Bawa pretends to be a "useless person" in reality. Mr. Zhou, an ordinary citizen, also chooses to pretend to be dirty at this level. This level of consumption appears to be more "real".

This kind of pretending to be dirty is not like the kind of pretending to be dirty. The origins are special and detailed, and some even involve certain historical stories or myths and legends of the world.

They are the most inconspicuous remnants scattered in the world after the fall of the lord of the world, the least special parts, numerous and insignificant, huge but ordinary, just like all living beings.

Bull ghosts and snake gods such as the yellow-skinned, grave-digging dog, and blood-letting mother encountered by Zhou Bawa are all breeds from this kind of dirty play. This kind of dirty play is plural. Few of the same kind are dirty.

Moreover, even if it is the most common type of dirty play, players need to rely on time and luck to obtain it. The number of dirty play is constant, and the number of ghosts and snakes in the race is not constant, and there are more. Play dirty is randomly inherited in the whole group. To get dirty, you need to see if you can happen to kill one that has inherited the dirty.

Of course, it doesn't mean that it's impossible to pretend to be dirty.

Pretending to be dirty and hatching is just the beginning, it is standing on the starting line, and there is still a long way to go.

A good dirty play can only be said to have a good starting point, standing on the starting line wearing Nike shoes, a bad play dirty even if you lack arms or legs, you will not be allowed to participate in the competition, how to run later, where to run, It also depends on how much effort and resources you put in, all roads lead to Rome.

But then again, with the resources and strength, why not put on a better look and be born in Rome?

On the eighth day of the week, the wax thorn blood talisman was hatched, and two little guys appeared in the two body temples.

"Xingzhaigou (everyone of the vulgar gods) belongs to: Market Jianghu Department, bridal temple, festive dowry, blissful creatures, people say that it can bring prosperity to the new day, but there is no scientific basis, the body is still strong, no What a special talent."

"The house cat (everyone of the vulgar gods) belongs to the department of the city and the rivers and lakes, the funeral temple, and the house used to suppress the evil spirits in the houses of the dead. People say that they can bite ghosts to exorcise evil spirits, but there is no scientific basis, and their temperament is relatively unpleasant. , without any special talent."

The vulgar gods themselves are ordinary, nothing special.

However, after the successful incubation of Zhou Bawa, the two little guys entered the body temple and saw what they looked like... Why does this dog look stupid, right? Why does this cat look like I owe it money?

In the wedding temple, a sophomore with tongue sticking out, dull eyes and a foolish face, was sitting on the ground and wagging his tail stupidly. It looks obviously not very smart, and it rolls around like a ball, it chases and runs.

In the funeral temple, a fat cat with "big oranges is the most important" is squatting around the funeral temple with an embarrassed face like who owes it money. The unmatched nimble walking, jumped on the hat of the dead zombie who was sitting on the coffin in a daze, when the cat squatted down.

"Forehead……"

Zhou Bawa looked at the situation in the two temples after the invitation to the gods, and was a little relieved, but also a little speechless.

Rest assured, if a temple invites multiple secular gods, there are many unstable factors, and it is affected by many factors.

Such as 囍 and 殃, they don't get along well, but they are in two temples, each with its own territory, and it's fine to keep them separated from each other, but if the two gods who can't get along live in one temple , the temple owner is guilty.

The solution varies from person to person. Either you expand the site of the body temple and let the two secular gods play their own way, or you try to cultivate the relationship between the two secular gods and try to ease it. If it doesn't work, you can only give up. one.

Therefore, the body temple and the practice of secular gods in the "Pretending to be Dirty" seem to have strict rules, but in fact, there are many small doorways and small details under the big rules. Practitioners not only need to have huge resources, but also need to spend Mind to run the business.

The two new gods that Zhou Bawa added this time have different personalities, but they get along unexpectedly well with their temples.

In the funeral temple, Jin Xijing, probably because he is a zombie, doesn't like to move. He usually likes to sit on the coffin with a stern face and a dazed expression. He is always harassing him because he can't be free, so he can't get along with it. And the plump big orange cat in the town house seems to have merged with it, with a cat face like no one owes it money, and it doesn't like to move.

The vulgar gods in the funeral temples, each carrying a kitten and criticizing their faces, might as well call out the ghosts of the good news, with their claws and claws, and go out in groups with their younger brothers.

In the wedding temple, 囍 AI is noisy and heartless. The newcomer, Xing Zhai Er Ha, has "wisdom" in his dull eyes. The people soon became one, probably the kind who could pee and play with mud together, and the whole temple was full of "wisdom".

Wedding Temple, Zhou Ba wax view. The gods are in arrears with their IQ, and they are seriously lacking in intelligence. The whole temple and common gods share half of their brains. With the addition of new and common gods, the intelligence curve has a downward trend.

One temple is mindless, and the other is unhappy.

Hiss~www.wuxiamtl.com~ Zhou Ba wax heart said no matter what, anyway, one cat and one dog, two everyday gods are done.

Zhou Bawa registered the silly house dog named "Erha" and the heavyweight house cat named "Pang Ju" on the government's official website, with a real-name system.

Although it is only used for camouflage, for the naturalness of camouflage, there should be a small amount of resources to be cultivated to make a facade. Of course, the bulk of the resources must still be the main source of training.

Although Zhou Bawa planned to do so, but the next day, when he visited Kanpu and saw some interesting vulgar skills suitable for Erha and Chuanju, he couldn't help buying Huaxianghui to learn it for them.

When it comes to raising a pet, no matter how well you think about it before you raise it, and then refuse it, once you really raise it, it will not be the case at all. The idea of ​​​​wanting to love your own cubs is natural.

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