Vulgar Master

"Grandma! Uncle has an accident!"

Zhou Bawa opened his eyes speechlessly, and glanced at the old lady who was infusion next to the patient. In the middle of the night, he was watching a drama on his mobile phone loudly, and he couldn't sleep even if he wanted to stare for a while.

It's 2:30 in the morning, and Zhou Bawa is hanging a bottle in the hospital by herself.

Earlier, Zhou Bawa saw that his condition was under control, and there was nothing else to do, so he asked Zhang Saoling to go back first. There was a class tomorrow, so he asked Zhang Saoling to remember to help him answer the question, and he took a day off.

Zhou Bawa was sitting on the sick chair in the hospital's infusion room, with an infusion needle stuck on the back of his hand. These bottles of fluid were to be infused in the morning. The old lady next to him was so noisy watching the drama that he couldn't sleep, so he took out his mobile phone. , looking at the game text.

"You have been eliminated, the weak yellow immortal sore."

"You get it from the dregs, incense ash +100"

Zhou Bawa never expected that such an ignorant scum would suddenly appear out of nowhere. The attack was fast and violent, and it was really scary.

He came to the hospital for an examination, and the doctor said it was shingles.

Then the doctor prescribed medicine for him, and every afternoon after class, he came to the hospital for two hours of fluid infusion. After a week, he should be almost healed.

Although it was all right, Zhou Bawa was still a little scared. He read the description in the game text, and it was a weakened sore. If it was the original yellow immortal sore that would kill people, he didn't know if the hospital could treat it.

Even, if the thing that spreads the sores, the ignorant scum of its own body comes into the world, the trouble will be even greater.

This and the Jing Nan that Zhou Bawa first encountered at the beginning, felt that they were not on the same level. That thing made the masculinity of the dormitory of the sturdy man disappear.

This time, the yellow immortal sore was really tossing Zhou Bawa. He went to the hospital to lose a week of fluids. It was because the public medical level of the country he lived in was developed enough. If he was born in a third world country, It feels bad to burp.

Zhou Bawai thinks about the terrifying mountain-moving Taoist filmed in the Douyin short video, tsk, I don't know how that thing was solved in the end, using military armed planes and tanks?

This ignorant scum, as described in the game text, players gain power from the world, and at the same time they may be found by dangerous bulls, ghosts, snakes and gods in the world, so you really need to be careful.

The ignorance and scum, let's put an end to it for the time being.

Zhou Bawa saw that there was no danger, so it was time to do business and enjoy the spoils of his trip. He took out the biggest gain this time from his gluttonous stomach.

"The bride (the epic pretending to be dirty) belongs to: the market, the Jianghu department, and the wedding temple. After the consecration, you can cultivate a bull, ghost, snake, and **** with the ability to 'celebrate happiness'."

Zhou Bawa held the bridal costume in her hand to observe it. It looked like a pet egg that was slightly bigger than a fist. The eggshell was translucent and you could vaguely see a fuzzy bridal embryo curled up inside.

"Grain eater, if you want to use this filth to consecrate the gods, please use your blood and follow the guidelines to draw a consecration incantation on the filth."

Zhou Bawa pierced his fingertips and, following the instructions, used his own blood to draw a consecration incantation on the bride's dirty egg.

Om, the body temple unfolds, and the wedding temple emerges.

The old lady who was watching the drama with an infusion next to her was shivering in the body of Zhou Bawa's body temple. She wondered why it was so cold at night, so she tightened the blanket over her body and continued to watch the drama.

The dirty eggs absorbed the blood of Zhou Bawa, the blood penetrated into the embryos in the dirty eggs, the blood vessels were twisted, the embryos began to grow up eating the blood of Zhou Bawa, and finally landed, and the secular gods entered the temple.

In the broken wedding room, there was a mandarin duck quilt on the kang, and a bride with a red hijab and a phoenix robe was sitting there.

"He (the epic vulgar god), the grain eater 'Stove Lord' consecrated the bride with his own blood, and the vulgar **** who invited him to sit in the temple of his own body was born with the ability to 'celebrate happiness'."

"Qingxixingyi (the talent of the secular god), because it was born in the bride's dress, she was born with a unique understanding and insight into the ceremony of the ceremony, and she was born able to grasp and use the joy generated by the ritual arrangement to bless her, and the The more you pay attention to the decoration of the wedding temple, the more prosperous it will be, and the more powerful it will be.”

Zhou Bawa looked at the first vulgar **** he obtained, Hee's profane talent, and had an inexplicable sense of sight.

"The intensity of the fight is blessed by the scene? Stealing the teacher Jackie Chan?"

Zhou Bawa murmured softly, but didn't want to get on the heated kang. When Xi heard it, she turned to look at him.

Zhou Bawa was stunned, alive? Are you wise?

Although the red hijab covered his face, he couldn't see his expression, but Zhou Bawa saw the movement of turning his head to look over, so he should be able to respond to what he said.

"Can you understand me? Can you speak?"

Zhou Bawa tried to communicate with Xi.

The red hijab swayed, and he tilted his head.

It responded to what Zhou Bawa said, but it didn't make any sound, or it couldn't make a sound at all. Instead, it raised its white and slender hands and gestured to Zhou Bawa.

Sign language, Xi can understand Zhou Bawa's words, but it can't speak, but it can sign language.

However, Zhou Bawa could not read sign language.

Tsk~www.wuxiamtl.com~ Zhou Bawa looked at Hee who was using sign language for himself, wondering if he would have to learn this in the future, or he could only give instructions to communicate unilaterally, his own secular **** wanted to tell him something, I can't understand it myself.

Hey, by the way, I seem to know someone who understands sign language. Zhou Bawa remembered Bai Xier, a deaf nurse who I met at the pet clinic that day.

During the day, WeChat asked her where she could learn sign language.

Zhou Bawa was thinking about things like this, but he didn't notice that the body temple was unfolding. He was still outside. Seeing that he was ignoring others, he walked around curiously.

"Grandma... Grandma... Grandma... Grandma..."

When Zhou Bawa came back to her senses again, she was disturbed by the old lady next to her. The old lady was poking on the phone and shouting why it was broken and why she got stuck.

Her TV series got stuck, and it just looped for a few seconds.

Zhou Bawa turned her head to take a look, there was no expression on her face, so why was the TV series stuck.

Xiu is leaning next to the old lady's phone, swiping her finger on the progress bar of the TV series.

"Where are you going..."

Zhou Bawa shouted at Xiu in a low voice.

Xiong tilted her little head, pointed to the TV show "Grandma... Grandma..." on the phone, then pointed to herself, and gestured.

In the end, Zhou Bawa frowned and watched Xi and pointed at him for a long time, and finally understood, it seemed like he wanted to call him that?

"Grandma Xi? You asked me to call you that?"

Xiu returned to sit on the head of the kang, and nodded to Zhou Bawa. That means, you finally understand the rules.

Zhou Bawa straight **** his teeth and Hanako, his own secular **** can really be a demon, isn't he just born from an egg? Who is it?

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