Weird and hard to kill? Sorry, I’m the real immortal

Fang Xiu, who woke up again, had lost his mind, and the tragic situation of his last death made him unable to calm down at all.

because it hurts so much.

“ah! Wow! Wow! Wow! ”

Fang Xiu cursed like crazy.

“Husband, it’s time for breakfast.”

wife walked in with a light smile.

“I eat Nima!”

“Lao Tzu will kill you!”

“You can see me!”

“I look at you**!”

Fang Xiu charged at his wife, like a sheep rushing towards a tiger.

it turned out that he died again, and died tragically.

……..

fourth time.

after experiencing the broken can, Fang Xiu calmed down, and this time he chose to close his eyes.

since it is difficult to ignore, just close your eyes.

probably more dead, he feels that he is obviously less afraid than before, and there is a sense of fearlessness that he is a good man eighteen years later.

“Husband, it’s time for breakfast.”

Fang Xiu ignored it, still closing his eyes, as if he was still sleeping.

“Husband, haven’t woken up yet?” Sun Gonggong tanned his ass. The wife’s voice rang in her ears.

Fang Xiu is not difficult to imagine that at this moment, a beautiful and gentle woman in a white nightdress is squatting by the bed, staring at her side face with a spoiled face.

she may even hold her smooth and white chin with one hand, tilting her head slightly, and her delicate face has a little helplessness.

“Husband~ Do you still eat breakfast?”

Fang Xiu was unmoved, because he knew very well that the so-called eating breakfast was not for himself, but to eat himself as breakfast.

anyway, he has already made up his mind and will not get up when the sky falls.

he is bitten to death every time they come together, and this good morning bite is unblessed.

wife tried a few more times, and saw that Fang Xiu was still asleep, so she was silent.

gone?

damn slut, walk silently?

Fang Xiu did not dare to open his eyes to see, he decided to wait.

room was quiet, so quiet that Fang Xiu could only hear his own breathing and heartbeat.

he suddenly discovered one thing, according to normal logic, if his wife wants to wake herself up, she should push herself, instead of screaming in her ear all the time, why doesn’t she make physical contact?

Is it……. Didn’t she confirm that she couldn’t make physical contact when she could see her? Why is that?

Fang Xiu understood more and more at this time, don’t let them know that you can see the meaning of this sentence.

rare quiet, Fang Xiu did not sit idle, but began to think.

what exactly are they?

Who wrote the bloody text on the ceiling?

why did it disappear strangely after seeing it?

why can I keep dying back?

information is too little to infer at all.

he tries to fully receive the memories of the original owner of the body, in an attempt to get clues from it.

an hour passed.

this is the longest time Fang Xiu has survived, and he has also sorted out his memories to understand what kind of world this is about.

it can be said that it is not much different from the previous life, it is a modern urban background, and people are also living normally, the only difference is that it seems that there are more weird and strange things in this world, although they are all some things that catch the wind, but the number is obviously wrong.

is it… My wife is a trick!?

At this time, Fang Xiu wanted to open his eyes a little, not that he was impatient, he was really afraid of wetting the bed.

It is well known to pee after waking up.

As an adult, bedwetting is really a shameful thing, second only to on the street.

and there has been no movement for such a long time, the wife may have gone.

but out of caution, Fang Xiu held back for another hour.

he couldn’t hold back and planned to get up.

living people can’t let urine die.

Fang Xiu planned to open his eyes, but there were still concerns in his heart, he often watched horror movies, he was really afraid that when he opened his eyes, a beautiful face was close at hand, staring straight at him.

face to face.

this scene is often seen in horror movies.

at this time the bladder was almost at its limit, Fang Xiu tentatively opened his eyes a slit, his vision was very blurry, blocked by thick eyelashes, and he couldn’t see anything clearly.

but enough to see if there is any obstruction in front of you.

No!

there seems to be nothing in front of you, and only the whiteness of the ceiling is seen through the eyelashes.

Fang Xiu was overjoyed in his heart, and slowly opened his eyes at a very slow speed.

call!

he breathed a sigh of relief.

the first step was successful, and the most terrifying sight did not appear.

so he started looking sideways to see if his wife was no longer bedside.

it turned out that there was none!

the bedside is empty.

his courage grew stronger, slowly sat up, and even stretched out a lazy waist in order to hide his eyes.

pretending to be active and stiff cervical vertebrae, half-squinting, scanning left and right.

the whole bedroom is empty!

great! Finally gone!

but not to be taken lightly, the wife is most likely outside.

go out to the toilet now, it is very likely to run into it.

Fang Xiu is not stupid, he has no intention of leaving the bedroom to go to the toilet.

Throughout countless horror movies, which one did not knowingly go to the toilet to die?

he intends to solve it on the spot, peeing directly in the trash can in the bedroom.

bedwetting is really unacceptable, the urine trash can is limit.

just as he slowly got up, his feet just touching the floor.

a gentle female voice like a nightmare sounded behind him.

“Husband, you’re awake.”

Fang Xiu’s scalp exploded instantly, creepy.

subconsciously turn back like an electric shock.

At a glance, the blood in the whole body almost coagulated, and the breathing suddenly stopped.

I saw that on the pillow he had just laid down, there was a white beauty face!

the beauty had a gentle smile like water on her face, and looked at the frightened Fang Xiu with affection.

exactly the wife!

wife seems to have no entity, the whole person lies on the bed as if lying in water, only showing a face, the whole body is covered by the bed.

“groove !!”

Fang Xiu was startled by this sudden terrifying scene, and the whole person almost jumped.

he was on guard, for fear of being frightened by his wife, but he never expected that the other party did not play cards according to the routine at all, and was actually under him!?

when?

Did you lie in bed for two hours, but in fact you kept pressing your wife under you?

I pressed my wife under me for two hours!?

As soon as the thought of appeared, boundless fear spread madly throughout Fang Xiu’s body.

“You can see me!”