Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

Chapter 174 Crying at the Grave×2

"Go outside? Can't you get out?"

"There is a way to get out, it just takes some time. It was an emergency just now because of Xiao Xi's affairs. Now, we have a lot of time."

Hearing this, He Nian suddenly grinned and shook the village chief in his hand into a round face.

"Come on, what should we do?"

Duan Ming raised his eyes and scanned the room, and said calmly: "I have inquired, the existence of the illusion is not perfect, there will always be a gap, find it, you can get out."

"Gap? What is it? The kind of space crack in the novel?"

"No, the gap is just an expression. You can understand it as the core, the eye of the formation, etc. The form of its existence is uncertain. Different illusions have different gaps."

Bada~

Click!

The village chief's body, which was rapidly forming a circle, was stopped suddenly. His legs were smashed against a cabinet nearby. From the sound, it was obvious that his legs were broken. His body instinctively shook, and two groups of thick black energy gathered over him.

He Nian stared: "What styles are there?"

"Um."

"In the entire Crazy Wen Village?"

"In the entire crazy village."

"If I go, how can I find it? I'm afraid I won't be able to find it until the end of the time to find the dungeon, right?"

At this time, Qiu Yu stepped forward with a confident smile on his face: "Hey? Professional things must be left to professionals, right? Have you forgotten? That time at Fengxian High School."

"Oh~~~~~~~" He Nian slapped his forehead.

Then the three of them looked at Wang Tao, whose expression suddenly changed.

"What are you doing?"

"Oh, it's nothing. Please go out for a while."

"Impossible! I have a share in this mission, don't think of leaving me alone!"

"Huh?"×3

"Hey, if you dare to fart like that again, don't blame us for being rude."

Seeing Duan Ming and He Nian grimly taking out a handful of disposable rubber gloves and starting to put them on, Wang Tao clamped them tightly, and the abnormality in his lower body disappeared completely.

He dared not disobey.

That big sniper is out again!

Does this trivial matter require the deployment of heavy firepower weapons? ! !

He smiled coquettishly, shrunk his shoulders and said as he backed out of the door, "You can do whatever you want, I'll just go out."

"Close the door!"

"okay!"

Click~

As soon as the door closed, a pitiful howling sound came from inside.

Wang Tao curled his lips and cursed secretly: "Damn! Are you so moved by driving me out? Can you still cry?"

"No, don't leave me. I'll go and eavesdrop outside the window."

Wang Tao started to take action, and there was a lot of movement in the house.

Can you imagine the horror of spending a lot of money to find a ghost girl who is ready to have fun, only to be suddenly summoned to a strange place?

Chen Yongren is it.

He had finished taking off his clothes, and just as he said, "Here comes my little beauty," he suddenly swooped down and the scene in his eyes changed rapidly. The next second, the scene that had made his throat dry just now turned into a wall of hard wood. Cabinet doors.

"Lying on the grass!!!"

The naked figure immediately covered his nose and squatted down, almost squeezing out tears.

Duan Ming: "!!!"

"Quick, quick, don't let him cry. If he cries back, I won't waste fifty million ghost coins!"

He Nian had to act quickly, and it was a big fight if he stepped forward immediately.

Hey, it really works.

Really crying.

Chen Yongren's figure quickly faded and disappeared.

Duan Ming stared blankly at the 50 million ghost coins that suddenly appeared in his hand.

()You old man.

"Damn it, you owe me 50 million, Big Head He! Remember to pay me back!"

He Nian was so aggrieved that he dared not speak.

Putting away the ghost coins distressedly, Duan Ming took a deep breath and knelt on the ground again crying for his father and mother.

The next second, Chen Yongren's figure reappeared.

This time she didn't look as sexy as before, she was just fully dressed.

He blinked hard until his vision returned, focusing directly on Duan Ming.

"Ha! It's really you, Officer Duan! I just thought the bastard who just beat me up looked familiar."

He trotted over enthusiastically and, as usual, gave an extremely non-standard salute.

"Report to the police officer, informant Chen Yongren standsby! Please give instructions."

Duan Ming is actually a little embarrassed. In the situation just now, this guy was basically looking for happiness and stopped running away. He was pulled over at the critical moment and his life was shortened.

He smiled coquettishly: "Um, are you okay?"

"Of course it's okay! To be an informant, you must have the consciousness to be an informant. No matter what the circumstances, as long as there is need, I, Chen Yongren, will go through fire and water!"

Duan Ming: "(;`)"

Damn it.

So touching.

Ani

Tears flowed out unsatisfactorily.

Then Chen Yongren instantly moved to the side.

Teleported a full twenty centimeters.

? ? ?

What the hell.

I felt this way and judged that I cried to my grave once, right? ! !

Duan Ming immediately stopped crying, fearing that he would lose another small goal.

He patted Chen Yongren's shoulder and said seriously: "Ah Ren, I have to trouble you again."

"No trouble, no trouble. The police officer always considers the safety of the world. It is my greatest honor to be able to help the police officer. What is the police officer looking for this time?"

Yo, sensible.

"There are no special features this time. Take a look and see if there is anything suspicious in this village. If you think something is wrong, bring it to me."

"Yes Sir!"

Another extremely non-standard gift, Xun Baoren immediately started to act.

The three of them immediately relaxed a lot.

Chen Yongren’s business ability is trustworthy.

Duan Mingyouyou opened the door of the utility room and walked out.

"Eh? Where is Wang Tao?"

He Nian carelessly said, "What does it matter to him? If he runs away, let him run away. I don't want to take him with me yet."

"No, Wang Tao's contracted ghost is still useful. We still have to find him." Qiu Yu said.

Duan Ming looked around and shook his head: "Forget it, take your time. The scope this time is too large, and Chen Yongren will probably spend a lot of time. Don't be in a hurry."

"Oh, by the way, it's so late. Are you all hungry? There are a lot of precious ingredients in this village. I'll make you something to eat."

∑(O_O;)×2

"No, no, no, no!"×2

He Nian: "Actually, Qiu Yu and I had eaten a lot when you left in the afternoon, and our stomachs are still full now."

Duan Ming: "But you obviously haven't increased the task progress."

"Crazy, they're all crazy. They're all crazy before the settlement is successful. It's such a pity, ha, ha, ha." Qiu Yu said in a hurry.

Duan Ming narrowed his eyes and glanced at the two of them. The latter was sweating coldly and did not dare to look at each other.

"Now I have to wonder if you two were the reason why I went crazy when I entered those villagers' homes."

"You two Sangmenxing."

"Forget it, you won't eat me."

"Officer! Officer! See if this is what you want?"

"???"×3

Outside the door, Chen Yongren rushed in carrying a large mirror.

How long has it been?

found it!

But as much as they were surprised, no one had any doubts about the professionalism of the treasure hunter master.

The gap in the illusion of Crazy Wen Village must be this mirror.

Duan Ming gave up the idea of ​​going to cook and stepped forward.

But there was a figure who was faster and quickly intercepted Hu from the door.

"Wang Tao, what are you doing!" He Nian shouted.

Wang Tao looked at the mirror in the hands of the wretched ghost, and smiled evilly: "Ha, you want to leave me alone to enjoy the results of the hidden mission? Do you think I will be so stupid?"

At this time, the figure of the wretched ghost gradually faded, turning into a black smoke and getting back into Wang Tao's butt.

"Hey, hey, hey? What do you want to do? If you dare to move again, I will smash this mirror now, and no one will be able to complete the task." Wang Tao held the mirror, raised his fist with the other hand, and said arrogantly.

He Nian and Qiu Yu paused immediately.

At this time, Shi Ming suddenly said: "Are you sick? I never said I wouldn't take you with me. Didn't I show it clearly enough before? I originally wanted you and your wife to join the game, but I got crazy and pushed you away?"

It was different when the real owner spoke. With enough momentum, Wang Tao's pretentious confidence was instantly replaced by hesitation.

He also started to stutter when speaking: "But...but he said"

"Your husband said that he wanted to use this to take more initiative, right? Did he also say that he wanted to be the first to step out of this illusion? Coyly, I just want you to go out first and give me the mirror."

"Don't worry, I will never lie to others."

Wang Tao hugged the mirror tightly like a little girl, wanting to give it but not wanting to give it, hesitating for a long time.

"Ah, okay, okay, I'm afraid of you. Let's put the mirror where you are. We only have the right to use it, right?"

"OK!"

The answer was so straightforward.

The three of them gathered around and started knocking on the mirror.

He Nian frowned, then held up his nostrils and started to pluck his nose hairs in front of the mirror, while saying: "What? Isn't this an ordinary mirror? Is it possible that some special means are needed to trigger the exit switch? "

Duan Ming had nothing to do with this.

His reminder function only works on ghosts, and there is no way to deal with such objects.

Wang Tao, the old lady, clutched the mirror tightly and glanced at the three of them doubtfully: "Do you think this mirror is a passage to escape from this so-called illusion? Could you be mistaken?"

"Impossible!"×3

Chen Yongren on the side was instantly moved to tears by the sudden trust.

Then he cried himself back.

Duan Ming: "The gap must be this mirror. I firmly believe this. We just haven't found the right method."

Wang Tao opened his mouth but stopped talking.

"Just say what you want to say." Duan Ming was a little irritated, and his tone was not much better.

Wang Tao suddenly became excited and said: "Actually, it's nothing. I remember my grandma told me when I was a child, never splash black dog blood on the mirror, otherwise, it will open a door to the underworld."

"Ah, I'm just telling you a legend. Just listen to it."

"Black dog blood?" Duan Ming murmured.

"How about giving it a try?"

As expected of Fa Xiao, He Nian stood up immediately, held the village chief's duster in disgust and began to coax people.

"Get up, get up, clear the place, clear the place."

"Again!"

"Yes! Here we go again! Are you leaving?"

Wang Tao looked at Duan Ming for help, holding the mirror in his arms tighter.

Duan Ming waved his hand impatiently: "Take the mirror away and go, go, go~"

"Close the door!"

"okay!"

Kicked out of the room again.

The familiar cry came again.

Wang Tao was even more confused.

He looked at the mirror in his hand.

It seems to be a key prop. Are you crying?

Not long after, a dog barked from inside the room.

"Woof!"

"Boss!"

Heifeng was wagging his tail crazily, almost turning into a shadow, grinning exaggeratedly to the base of his ears, enjoying Duan Ming's crazy rubbing of his little head.

I've long been used to it.

Compared to Xiaobao who would rub himself until he was bald when nothing happened, such violent rubbing would not be a problem at all.

"Boss, why did you suddenly call me here? Is there a fight?"

Duan Ming replied: "What are you thinking about? Do you have to fight before I can shake you? Can't I miss you?"

"Yes, yes, of course, I want you too, boss."

"But, actually, I really need your help with something now."

"Hey, I don't care how big a deal you are. As long as you don't make me pee like last time, for the rest, boss, just give me your orders!"

Duan Ming stroked the dog's head tenderly, bringing down a large tuft of dog hair, revealing the clean Mediterranean Sea.

Good guy, has Xiaobao already cured him to the point where he cannot heal naturally through ghost energy? This is too much!

However, the anti-fans didn't seem to notice this, Duan Ming quietly put his hands behind his back and secretly let them go.

"Don't worry, I won't let you pee this time."

"Okay, okay, what do you want me to do this time?"

"I want some of your blood."

"goodbye."

The black figure turned into a sharp sword and rushed towards the door at high speed, but was pulled back by its hind legs.

"Ah ugh!!!!!!"

"Ah ugh!!!!!!"

"What's your uncle's fault! Let me go! Ah wow!"

Heifeng was about to turn around and bite the big hand holding him, but Duan Ming held his neck "intimately".

"Oh, come on, don't worry, you won't put too much, just a little, really just a little, just apply it on the surface of a gadget."

After the struggle calmed down a little, the hater asked doubtfully: "Cret really?"

"Don't worry, I will never lie to anyone."

"Okay, then let me help you." The black fan said helplessly.

There was nothing he could do.

I can't escape, I can't fight, so what else can I do?

I can only accept my fate.

Until he saw the door open and Wang Tao walked in holding a floor-length mirror as tall as a person.

I control my own life!

The struggle began again.

And was undoubtedly suppressed.

Heifeng couldn't move at all. He watched the mirror getting closer and closer. Just as he was about to shed tears of grievance from the corners of his eyes, Duan Ming pushed him back again.

"Duan Ming, you lied to me because you will get hemorrhoids! You call this a gadget? You can't even draw blood from my whole body to smear it, right?"

"It's okay, it's okay. You are a ghost. Ghost energy can create blood. It's okay."

"Is there anything you want to remind me of? I'm not Chen Haolan, who specializes in this area!"

"Oh, don't worry. In this case, I promise you that when I return to Guancai Community, I will personally cook you two meals. No, I will cook three meals to reward you. I tell you that most people who want to eat my food can't. Yes, you will definitely not lose."

"Hi~ Ouch~"

He Nianqiu Yu covered his face with a slap at the same time.

After all, the black fan could not escape the fate of being bloodletted. Duan Ming felt a little distressed at first, and only scratched one of Gouzi's legs and wiped it. In the end, he felt that the efficiency was too low, so he simply wiped his neck and started spray painting.

a long time.

"Well~~~~~"

Hei Fen lay dying on the ground, the tears that had been pushed back were finally released, and Gou Zi was finally liberated and returned to Guancai Community.

After putting away the ghost coins for cashback, Duan Ming is now extremely satisfied.

Originally I just wanted to try Wang Tao's method, but I didn't expect it to actually work.

The mirror covered with blood no longer reflected the scene. On the other side, it was the desolate version of the Crazy Literature Village that we entered at the beginning.

He breathed a sigh of relief.

Black fans, I will keep this kindness in my heart for the rest of my life.

Wait until I get back.

I'll cook ten meals for you!