What does Getu have to do with me? I only have a few words

After Hong Bo's concluding remarks, the fifth issue (Part 1) of "I Am the King of Singer" came to an end.

In the clothing room.

【Ding! 】

[You have to stand at attention when being beaten, and you have to practice cooking more! 】

[The easy difficulty of system tasks is turned on. Practice singing for one hour every day, clock in for 5 full days, and complete a random song from the earth as a reward. 】

Lin Zhixing was startled for a moment and nodded slightly.

It’s time to practice more.

After Dong Chen changed his clothes, he patted the silent Lin Zhixing on the shoulder and said comfortingly: "Brother Lin, Fang Jian is really powerful. Let's not judge success or failure based on one game. Don't be discouraged."

"Who's discouraged?"

Lin Zhixing came back to his senses, patted his chest, and stretched out five fingers confidently, "I was in a daze just now. I will take him down sooner or later. I have five advantages in beating him."

Five advantages?

Dong Chen opened his eyes wide and asked curiously: "What are the five advantages?"

"I am 180cm tall and he is 170cm tall. This is a high victory."

"I built some muscles, and he is slightly chubby. This is a win for his body shape."

"I am 21 years old this year and he is 32 years old today. This is age victory."

"I am running around in major competitions, but he has not competed for a long time and his competitive condition is not as good as mine. This is a state of victory."

"I compete as two people, and he competes alone. This is the victory."

Lin Zhixing counted the five advantages with his fingers and said impassionedly, "In summary, the advantage lies with me!"

I thought it was raining, but it turned out you were the one who made me speechless...

Dong Chen scratched his head and curled his lips, "Awesome, Brother Lin, who did you learn this comparison method from?"

Lin Zhixing said: "Lei Jun."

"Who is Lei Jun?"

"The uncle who wholesales millet downstairs in my house."

…

The next day.

Yida Records, musical instrument room.

"Okay, very good! If you perform to this extent tomorrow, your ranking will not be bad!"

Lin Zhixing was not idle after he came back. He personally reviewed the performances of the two orchestras and found that they both performed very well. They did not slack off in the past few days when they went to compete in Shanghai.

Zheng Lili put down the instrument and couldn't help but praise: "Brother Lin, you are so awesome. The songs you create are so amazing. I feel that every time I play together, I enjoy it!"

Lin Zhixing patted her shoulder and encouraged: "Unlike the Sound of Soul Band, you don't have my popularity to push you. The road ahead will be more difficult, so work harder!"

Zheng Lili nodded, clenched her fists and said energetically: "Okay, we will defeat them."

…

In the assistant's office.

"Sister Hui, look for me."

As soon as Lin Zhixing left the musical instrument room, Zhang Sihui found him in the office.

"I have some good news for you."

Zhang Sihui smiled and pointed to the seat opposite the table.

"What good news?"

Lin Zhixing sat down, picked up the snacks on the table, and asked while eating.

Zhang Sihui smiled and said with crooked eyes: "The director of the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala wants to invite you to rehearse a show with Song Ge. I think it's pretty good, so I agreed on your behalf."

"Ouch!"

Lin Zhixing raised his eyebrows in surprise, "Song Ge has already been on one show, how can a newcomer be on two shows in a row? Happiness comes a bit too suddenly."

Zhang Sihui smiled and nodded, "It means you are popular, and you can increase the ratings of the show!"

"That's right!"

Lin Zhixing nodded in agreement, "What song does the director want us to sing? Is it "The Most Dazzling National Style"?"

"how do you know?"

Zhang Sihui gave a thumbs up and handed a small stack of stapled A4 papers to Lin Zhixing.

"what?"

"This is the script of the show! I heard it was written by the King of Sketch!"

"Ah? Singing and script?"

Lin Zhixing took the A4 paper in her hand and flipped through it roughly.

Judging from the content, the theme advocates national fitness. The story starts with the square dancing aunts, and leads to a story bit by bit. Finally, he and Song Ge appeared on the stage, singing "The Most Dazzling National Style", and the entire stage danced square dancing together.

The story lasts nine minutes and the song lasts one minute. This ratio makes it a complete sketch!

Lin Zhixing put down the A4 paper in his hand, raised his head and said in surprise: "There are also sketches at the Mid-Autumn Festival Party? Aren't they all singing and dancing?"

"Um?"

Zhang Sihui raised her eyebrows after hearing this, "Don't you want to watch the Mid-Autumn Festival Party? There are songs, dances, and sketches all!"

Good guy, Blue Star is really different from Earth. Earth's Mid-Autumn Festival party is all about singing and dancing, which is quite boring, and almost no one watches it.

"Well, I don't see much..."

Lin Zhixing folded the A4 paper, stood up and said, "Sister Hui, I'll take it back and think about it."

"okay."

Zhang Sihui handed him an unopened box of snacks and told him: "Practice hard, practice your parts and record a video. The director will ask for it within a week."

"no problem."

…

Good Luck Studio.

"Dove, let's go practice singing!"

Lin Zhixing sent the snacks back, opened the snack box, took out a piece of peach cake, stuffed it into the mouth of Song Ge who was reading, and grabbed her wrist.

"okay."

Song Ge put down the book in his hand, covered Taosu beside his mouth and nodded.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk."

Dong Chen watched them leave, sat down at the desk, slanted his legs on the table, chewed some peach cakes and said vaguely: "After the blow, Brother Lin became serious this time. There will be a battle of revenge in the next issue. I wonder if Fang Jian can force out the best pigeons!"

Ji Yu nodded, clenched her fists and said energetically: "We have to work hard, we can't relax just because we are not at the bottom."

"Uh-huh."

…

In the singing practice room.

"Here, you can practice this song today."

Lin Zhixing handed the USB flash drive and the score of "Legend" to Song Ge, then sat down on the sofa, crossed his legs, and carefully read Zhang Sihui's sketch script.

Song Ge experienced the defeat in the previous period, and his attitude towards practice was also very serious. He picked up the USB flash drive and music scores and started practicing immediately.

the other side.

The more Lin Zhixing read the script, the more he frowned.

Overall, there is nothing funny about it. The content is mainly about advocating national fitness. Some jokes and jokes are just too hard to rely on.

Is this just created by the Sketch King?

It can be seen that the people of Blue Star have not seen any good sketches, and they are just the generals.

After reading this script.

Lin Zhixing suddenly had an idea in his mind.

He wanted to change this sketch into a sketch that could bring joy to people across the country.

At this moment, a sketch appeared in his mind, which suited him and Song Ge very well.

The name of the sketch is "Yangzi's Laughter Show".

There is something special about his golden finger. Lin Zhixing discovered it a long time ago. When he obtained the song, all the memories about the song were recovered.

The content retrieved from the memory is all the clues about the song.

For example, if you get the song "Love is Just One Word" and the movie "Lotus Lantern", you will quickly go through it in your mind.

When I first got the song "Love Is You and Me", I also ran through the sketch "Yangzi Laughter Show" in my mind.

"Yangzi's Laughter Show" is a skit collaborated by Xiao Shenyang and his wife Shen Chunyang. It appeared at the 2010 Peking Spring Festival Gala.

"Not Short of Money" made him an instant hit. In those two years, Xiao Shenyang was equal to the ratings. Every major TV station had to queue up to invite Xiao Shenyang, the top among the top.

This skit was very popular at the time. At the end of the skit, Shen Chunyang and Shen Chunyang sang "Love is You and Me", which directly made this Daolang song popular all over the country.

This skit fits very well with who I am currently.

Because the little Shenyang in the sketch is a star who suddenly became popular. During the performance, his wife played the role of a fan and came on stage to sing with him...

With a very popular self, playing this suddenly popular star, the audience will definitely feel very involved.

By the way, it can also make the song "Love Is You and Me" popular. It's definitely the best of both worlds, but I don't know if the director will adopt it.

Anyway, let’s try recording a video. If it works, it’ll be better. If it doesn’t, we won’t lose anything.

"Ouch!"

Lin Zhixing patted his thigh and suddenly thought of a question.

If this problem is not solved, the sketch will be a failure.

Before Xiao Shenyang sang with Shen Chunyang, they performed a short music video. The content was about Xu Wenqiang and Feng Chengcheng talking on the phone. There was also a mahjong joke in it, "One hundred million and one billion."

There is no Xu Wenqiang and Feng Chengcheng in this world. The plot of this sketch is completely useless. I have to compile a song MV to include it, and finally highlight the theme "I love you", and then sing.

Original? so hard……

…

【Ding! 】

[Punch-in completed "1" time, with 4 remaining times. 】

"???"

"What the hell is punching in once?"

The system prompt sounded suddenly. Lin Zhixing, who was thinking about the joke, was surprised and looked up at the clock on the wall.

Unexpectedly, before I knew it, an hour had passed.

I didn’t even practice singing, so why did I suddenly succeed?

Lin Zhixing took another careful look at the system tasks after the game that day and found that "Practice singing for one hour every day" did not indicate who the subject was.

Is it okay to practice as a partner? Good guy, what a "pigeon training"!

…

…

Two days later.

In the assistant's office.

"What? Did you make up a joke yourself?"

Zhang Sihui took Lin Zhixing's USB flash drive with a look of disbelief on her face.

"Well, Sister Hui, tell the director whether you want to accept it or not, and let him take a look."

Apart from practicing singing, Lin Zhixing had been busy with this thing these past two days. Dong Chen and Ji Yu, who were responsible for recording the video, were laughing so hard anyway.

"Okay, I'll send it to them shortly."

…

Peking TV building, inside the director's office.

"The essence of sketches is to bring happiness to the audience..."

Director Wu Weiguang was discussing the work of the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala with sketch king Zhao Dahai. The female assistant knocked on the door and came in, "Director Lin, Yida Records has sent over the video of Fengqi Wutong."

"It's pretty fast."

Wu Weiguang stretched out his finger and said: "Open the projection screen, Brother Zhao and I will take a look. If they are not suitable, the work will have to be changed."

"good."

They continued chatting, and the female assistant turned on the screencast and clicked on a video.

The video starts in pitch black, then suddenly the lights come on.

Lin Zhixing, wearing a white suit, appeared in front of the camera, with a band behind him.

Sudden.

The melody of the flute sounded, and the melodious sound attracted Zhao Dahai and Wu Weiguang who were chatting.

They were all stunned when they looked at the screen. What is this recording?

In the video, Lin Zhixing raised the microphone at the right time.

"From the waves that have traveled five thousand miles"

“Still a wall to be rebuilt”

"The yellow race came to the earth and puffed out a new chest."

"When a yellow man walks on the road, the world knows that I am different."

Yes, the song Lin Zhixing sang was "Yellow Race", and the band behind him was the Tang Music Ensemble.

The meaning of the song is very good!

After Wu Weiguang listened to the song, he thought to himself: "Is this to promote the song?"

"Thank you for your applause and encouragement. If you are willing to watch, I will perform a little longer tonight."

In the video, when Lin Zhixing was thanking him, a girl in a somewhat shabby dress walked onto the stage, hugged him, and presented him with a bouquet of chrysanthemums.

Wu Weiguang was stunned for a moment. His partner turned into a fan. Is this a sketch?

Song Ge looked like she was obsessed with a girl and said, "I want to do a show with you. I like you so much that I never left your name when I scolded you online."

Wu Weiguang smiled when he saw this.

Although Zhao Dahai didn't smile, people noticed.

"Actually, I'm willing to interact with the audience, so I'll just perform one. Well, have you heard of my new song? It's called "Love Is You and Me"."

"I heard it."

"It's not interesting for us to sing. Let's put on a show, like a MV, a love-related MV. You play my wife."

"become."

After Lin Zhixing explained, to the sensational music, he put his arm around Song Ge's shoulders and said: "We first sang in the theater, which was quite painful. The audience in the theater was very enthusiastic, and some even drank too much. He even threw wine bottles on the stage."

"The most vivid memory I have is when a brother drank too much and threw a bottle at my head."

Song Ge nodded and said, "Just this wine bottle changed the fate of our family."

Lin Zhixing said: "I paid back all the famines (debts)."

Song Ge pursed his lips and said, "The blackmail made him starve."

"Hahaha!"

Wu Weiguang was happy when he heard this, and Zhao Dahai also smiled and nodded, "This Northeastern entrance is good, it's quite interesting."

Lin Zhixing turned his head and glanced at Song Ge, complaining: "I wanted to blackmail the car, why don't you do it?"

Song Ge patted his arm and said, "Don't tell anyone about our family history."

"Hahaha!"

Wu Weiguang and Zhao Dahai were both amused.

Lin Zhixing faced Song Ge and said affectionately: "Daughter-in-law, thank you for your company over the years. I love you."

Song Ge nodded, "I love you too!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a piece of music suddenly sounded, and Lin Zhixing raised the microphone and sang.

"Love is a promise intertwined between you and me"

"Love is the unchanging promise between you and me in times of trouble."

"Love is your hand touching my pain"

"Love is listening to your sorrows and joys with my heart."

Daolang's songs are very suitable for the tastes of Wu Weiguang and Zhao Dahai, who are in their fifties. Their first impression is that they sound good.

The camera turned and Song Ge raised the microphone.

"I came to this world and let the storm whirlpool"

"Exactly the promise of your love"

"Let me see the sun shining and love embracing me"

Song Ge's voice made the two of them look at each other, goosebumps instantly appeared on their skin, and they felt like they had been lingering for three days.

Wu Weiguang's eyes lit up, "This voice is so crisp and bright!"

Zhao Dahai nodded in agreement, "This girl has a great voice. It would be a pity not to sing duet."

After watching the entire video, I listened to the female assistant’s explanation.

Director Wu Weiguang was moved. He watched the second video and felt that it was incomparable with the first one. "I think they did a good job."

The king of sketches, Zhao Dahai, nodded in agreement, "It's very good. Only skits like this are interesting. It's boring to use sketches to educate people."

Wu Weiguang touched his chin and asked doubtfully: "Are they at this level? Do they feel like they have received guidance from an expert?"

This sketch really received guidance from an expert.

The master who directed this sketch is also a sketch king.