What Is The Experience of Becoming a Vampire?

Most children do not understand their parents as well as their parents do. Because once there is a child, most parents will pay great attention to the child, and as the child grows up, there are too many things to learn and to pay attention to, until he really starts to pay attention to himself consciously Parents often have to work as adults or experience major changes.

During the rebellious period of Xiang Kun Middle School, they often felt that their parents ‘concepts were too old-fashioned and utilitarian, and gradually came to understand after work. Their concepts may be really old-fashioned and utilitarian, which were incompatible with the youngsters’ blood and ideals, but the purpose I want my child to be able to avoid some of the detours and frustrations they have experienced.

It is a pity that a lot of reasons cannot be explained by speaking. Only through personal experience can we truly understand and understand.

Xiang Kun, who is planning a recipe in the kitchen, found that although he had eaten tens of thousands of meals with his parents from small to large, from the parameter sample, Tang Baona who had only eaten four meals was not an order of magnitude. However, the “Strategy” for parents’ taste is far worse than Tang Baona.

In addition to having dinner with Tang Baona, his sensory abilities and brain analysis and calculation abilities have gone through several rounds of targeted training to guide the evolution of mutations, which has greatly improved. It also has a lot to do with the attention during meals.

When they ate with Tang Baona, Xiang Kun’s attention was basically on them, and they constantly collected their feedback on the meal. When he ate with his parents, his attention was only on the meal or his own affairs.

So now when he wants to adjust the taste of his parents, he finds that his judgment is only that: Mother cooks dishes that are too salty, but not hot or sweet, prefers to eat fish, prefers lean meat but not fat; the taste of father With Mother, it’s also salty, but because the teeth are not so good, meat likes to eat badly cooked pork, like big chunks of pork belly, and hates food that has many spines and bones …

Because there is no preparation in advance, there are not many ingredients in the house. Basically, they are the vegetables that Xiang Kun is currently not good at. The meat is only a leftover in the refrigerator. Thinking of the dishes he used to eat at home, he knew that when he was away, the old couple didn’t bother to spend money.

Obviously, it’s impossible to make a meal that surprises his parents this evening, but he is not discouraged. He will cook a few dishes first and calibrate his judgment on the taste of his parents. You can update your own judgment data to better understand the taste of Tang Baona, after all, you have eaten thousands of meals with your parents.

When Xiang Kun planned the recipe and started to do it, the voice of his parents whispering in the living room drifted into his ear.

“Aren’t you going to help?” This was Father’s voice.

“My son won’t let him, he said he’s good at cooking now.” Mother responded with suspicion in his voice.

“Should you call two dishes?” Father said, worried.

“There is no problem with the rice. I watched him pan the rice and put it in the pot. It’s a big deal. Let’s take the leftovers and heat them up. Add the pickles and peanuts. It’s okay. Don’t hit the son’s self-confidence easily. Men who cook now are more like girls … “Mother answered calmly.

Xiang Kun, while listening to the old couple’s chat, didn’t know whether to cry or laugh and prepared three dishes and one soup.

Although it is limited to the relationship of ingredients, supper looks like it can’t stand up to the richness, but Father Mother found that the food was edible, and there was no such thing as mashing or undercooking. She was quite happy and praised.

Father was also very excited to take out the liquor that Xiang Kun bought and poured it in a glass to drink it slowly. Mother also continued to encourage Xiang Kun to try more dishes in the future. There is no shortcoming or bad. .

Xiang Kun wanted to get feedback and judge his parents’ real feelings about several dishes, so he could only rely on sensory information collection to infer.

While eating, Xiang Kun talked about some interesting and trivial matters in the past six months. Of course, not at all mentions that the company has already fallen into a situation where he currently has no fixed job.

Then, seemingly inadvertently, Xiang Kun mentioned that a colleague had been hospitalized due to an illness early in the year, and later found that it was a familial genetic disease. Six or seven of their relatives had the disease.

Regardless of the illness of this colleague or colleague, it was Xiang Kun’s sickness. His purpose was to cause Mother to talk.

Sure enough, Mother, who has a gossip soul, soon began to talk about hereditary diseases in the people she knew, the people she knew, and the gossip she had heard, and then talked about a relative who had worked in a maternal and child hospital with her. Popularized knowledge said that many young children now have genetic tests for common genetic diseases, which can be prevented or treated in advance.

Xiang Kun knows that if there is an obvious genetic medical history in relatives on Father’s side or on Mother’s side, Mother’s ability to listen to news should be known.

When he first considered the cause of mutation, he guessed whether it was the cause of the genetic disease. He had thought about whether to take his parents or even do the whole gene sequencing himself. However, this idea was quickly dispelled, because the analysis reports given by these gene sequencing companies were for known diseases, tumors and the like, and Xiang Kun himself should not see the original data and reports. I really found out that the difference between his gene and ordinary person is too big and too obvious, maybe he will attract his unwanted attention.

And shortly afterwards, he discovered that the body tissue would change drastically and become gray after ten minutes of leaving the body. How to detect it? It’s more than just processing DNA samples.

After discovering the giant owl as a mutant creature, Xiang Kun basically ruled out the possibility of genetic disease; after encountering Guo Tianxiang, he completely blocked the idea of ​​letting any stranger or institution test it.

He raised this topic now, just to verify by the way, after all, there is still a “what if”.

Then Xiang Kun took the conversation again, so that Father Mother remembered some of the great people, strange people in the ancestors of Lao Xiangjia, Mother’s family, or strange, reclusive, and missing people.

Parents also mentioned some of the ancestor characters they heard from their elders, but after judgement, Xiang Kun felt that it was unlikely that they were vampires like him.

After chatting for a while, Xiang Kun took the initiative to clean up the table and wash the dishes before returning to his room.

“My son came back a little bit this time!” After seeing the door of Xiang Kun’s room closed, he pressed his voice to his mother and said to his dad.

After thinking to Dad, nodded said, “It’s a bit big.”

Xiang Mom continued: “Not only did I shave my head, but I would also cook when I came back. I would take the initiative to do housework and talk too much. When I came home before, all the things I encountered in work and life were me. You can only ask by tapping side by side, but now they are actively speaking. “

Continue to nodded to Dad: “It’s a good thing, he said that he has started exercising again now, and the whole person’s mental state is much better than when he returned from the New Year. Men only need to have a good physique before they can work. And he does those few things at night. The dishes are also decent, they taste good and they will live. “

“Hey, I’m not talking about this, I mean … the son suddenly changed so much, there must be no reason. You said that their company is busy until weekends and national holidays, and he will have that time to go Learn to cook? Will there be time to exercise? You said that if I was not at home, would you think about cooking yourself? “

Folding to Dad, thinking about it, frowning slowly said: “It’s a bit strange.”

Of course, what is his son’s habit? He is also very clear. When he is busy working outside, he must choose to go to the restaurant to eat, order a meal, or eat bread and instant noodles. You also need to buy, prepare, cook, cook, and clean up, wash dishes, and empty the trash after eating. The time it takes is several times higher.

Judging by his son’s consistent performance, there is no special reason, and indeed there is no reason to learn to cook.

Xiang Ma said with certainty: “After he returns to the company after the Spring Festival, he must be in love!”

“Ah?” He said to Dad, and then slowly said, “That’s a good thing!”

Xiang Ma said immediately, “But it must have been dumped!”

“Ah?” Xiang Dad stunned again.

Analyzed Mom, “It’s not in love, my son can spend that much time exercising and learning to cook? Can he become talkative?”

I thought about it to my dad, it seems that it is really the case, it can make a man squeeze instinct, overcome laziness, squeeze time out of the impossible, and do things that are usually considered a waste of time. The folly of love.

“Why did you say you were dumped?”

“Is this unknown? If he’s already getting along well, then when I said I was going to introduce him to a blind date, he can tell me that he already has a girlfriend! And tickle such a bald head, unknown. What kind of tricks like “cutting inventions”? Your son always likes to do such childish things! Maybe he hasn’t even talked about it, he has been rejected … “

After hearing what his wife said, he agreed with his nodded: “What you said makes sense, um, it seems that this may be the case. But it doesn’t look like he has depression, and the man is a little hit, and it helps to grow. “

Xiang Xi zi zi said: “At this time, it is a good time to let him go on a blind date. He just said that he will stay for three days this time …”

In the room, Xiang Kun, sitting at his desk, listened to his parents’ chat in the living room outside, with a dull expression.

Mother’s brain hole is quite strange!

But the problem is that Xiang Kun actually thought that Mother’s analysis was good and he made no reply.

Unless he can talk about everything, he becomes a vampire, fitness is to guide mutation, cooking is to deal with rabbit meat, and most of the time is because of unemployment …

But he estimates that these words may not have been convincing by Mother ’s conjecture.

Xiang Kun shook the head, while continuing to eavesdrop on his parents’ chat, at the same time, he began to continue thinking about some of his abilities caused by the eight-armed, eight-eyed woodcarving.