What Is The Experience of Becoming a Vampire?

Feng Xiuye ​​took the woodcarving with eight arms and eight eyes to enter the car and gave an address. The driver immediately drove to familiar.

On the high-speed down the high-speed and up the mountain road, driving for more than two hours.

Feng Xiuye ​​originally sat on the back seat and set the wood carving aside, but his eyes always unknowingly squinted, then he couldn’t help thinking of the strange man with eight arms and eight eyes in the dream, so he simply It is to take off the coat and cover it with bread.

When the inconspicuous trail view was seen through the window of the car, Feng Xiuye ​​was slightly relaxed and picked up the woodcarving wrapped in the clothes and got out of the car.

The incense was not very prosperous when viewed from this trail. It could even be said to be very deserted. It was three o’clock in the afternoon.

Feng Xiuye ​​didn’t care, took the driver directly into the gate, and then entered the backyard along the corridor beside the main hall, and found the second room on the right.

The door was wide open, and one inside was wearing a robe casually, wearing sports shorts, showing big hairy legs, and could not see the priest of a specific age. He was playing the wolf with a handle to the TV.

“Xiu Daochang?” Feng Xiuye ​​called out. He was not surprised that a Taoist priest played PS4 in Taoist temple, because this PS4 was sent by him.

The Taoist stopped the game and looked back at Feng Xiuye. Said with a smile: “Hey? How come Feng Boss is free today?” The Taoist slumped his beard, and a dow on his head appeared to look slightly Alas.

Feng Xiuye ​​knows, don’t look at this small Taoist conception, and this Niu Daochang doesn’t have any expert example, but the income in this concept is actually very good. At least he knows that several big bosses often ask this Taoist Chang and another Taoist priest went to see Feng Shui and do science.

He once proposed to donate money to repair this view, expand it along the central axis, build more courtyards, build more halls, at least the Jade Emperor Hall, the Nine Imperial Hall, the Dongyue Hall, and the Sacred Mountain of the West Hall. It was repaired. Anyway, the land on the side was also Taoist, but it was rejected by Niu Daochang resolutely.

The reason is that too many pilgrims will be too much, and it is not easy to clean, which is too much trouble.

The meaning of Feng Xiuye ​​also heard, this is afraid that there will be too many things to be busy at that time, no time to play games …

However, Niu Daochang’s business ability is really strong. When he asked him to watch Feng Shui, what was placed there, what was the reason, and all the principles were all right. Taoist classics are also readily available. If you do n’t understand, you can still By the way, use plain language to help you explain it, and to popularize the differences between Taoism and Taoism, the characteristics of Quanzhen and Zhengyi, and what you are good at.

In short, after looking for Mr. Niu Dao, and seeing Feng Shui once, Feng Xiuye ​​couldn’t help looking for him no matter where he bought his home, even if the fees were really not low.

“Mr. Niu Dao, I seem to have encountered something evil.” Feng Xiuye ​​said, exposing the woodcarving wrapped in clothes.

Niu Daochang took the woodcarving for a while and asked, “What’s the matter?”

Feng Xiuye ​​said to the driver who followed him and stood by the door: “You need to wait for me in the car first.”

Only when he and Niu Daochang are left in the room will he tell the dreams at noon in detail. However, compared to the secretiveness of father, the explanation of Niu Dao is very detailed, including his feelings at that time. The detailed description of the stranger with eight arms and eight eyes, as well as his subsequent physical changes, etc., were all stated.

Niu Dao listened carefully, without intervening, playing with the woodcarving, and squinting his eyes to observe Feng Xiuye. After he finished speaking, he opened the mouth and said: “Feng Boss, did you drink at noon?”

Feng Xiuye ​​stunned, nodded.

Niu Daochang: “Look at my tongue.”

Feng Xiuye ​​stuck his tongue out.

Niu Daochang: “Extend your left hand.”

Feng Xiuye ​​stretched his left hand.

Niu Dao put three fingers on his left wrist and said, “The right hand sticks out.”

After crossing the right hand again, Mr. Niu Dao said, “Have you ever had sex that was unchecked before?”

Feng Xiuye ​​naturally knew what he meant, but it was strange to hear it from a Taoist mouth, honestly nodded and said: “Several times.”

Niu Daochang said: “My suggestion is to find time to go to the hospital for an examination as soon as possible. It is easy to take a tube of blood from the dermatology department. It is simple, but to go to a regular top three hospital, I recommend the ** hospital, their dermatology department. The top in the country. Then converge on sexual life, regular exercise and diet, increase physical exercise, contact more with family and friends, and maintain an optimistic attitude. “

“Ah?” Feng Xiuye ​​heard a bit of aggression, looked at the eight-arm eight-eye woodcarving in Niu Daochang’s hand, and asked, “That … then this woodcarving …”

Niu Daochang said, “We in Taoism have the” three corpses, “saying that the upper corpse is beautifully decorated, the middle corpse is delicious, and the lower corpse is good **. These three corpses are made of human viscera and Divine Soul. Dreaming … forget it, it does n’t matter if you do n’t believe in it. In short, people ’s dreams begin with themselves and are caused by emotion. Judging, the root is still in yourself. As for this woodcarving, look at this arm, this bald head … I think you may see these woodcarvings and feel that these parts are like some organs. As for emotional instability, it was affected and association was generated. “

Feng Xiuye ​​was stunned, and after a short while he reacted, he said anxiously, “I dreamed first, and I saw the woodcarving when I woke up!”

Mr. Niu Dao asked: “You said that the woodcarving rack can be seen as soon as you enter the door?”

Feng Xiuye ​​recalled, nodded and said: “That’s fine, but when I entered the door today, not at all noticed the wood carving.”

Niu Dao stunned his beard and said, “In fact, we can see much more than we thought. You thought you didn’t notice it, but in fact your subconscious has already printed its image on your mind. in.”

After speaking, Mr. Niu Dao paused for a moment, and seemed to think of something. Shook the head said, “Forget it, I’m not professional in this area. If you live a regular life and check your health, you still have nightmares. Go to the ** hospital to see a psychiatric department or consult a licensed psychiatrist. ** The psychiatric department of the hospital is very good, the international first-class level, it is okay to check it.

Feng Xiuye ​​doesn’t know what to say anymore. He looks at the Taoist priest in front of his eyes with a very complicated expression. You are a special priest! !! I’m here to ask you to drive away evil spirits! !! Why keep persuading me to see a doctor? ?

Mr. Niu Dao seemed to see his doubts, and said, “everyone has their own field of specialisation, Feng Boss. If you ask me to watch Feng Shui, I have no responsibilities, but it is obviously a physical and mental problem. More professional people are better!

“It’s all old age, but don’t think that everything will get us Taoist priests, don’t be taboo about illness, and go to see a doctor!

“In the past, we had to learn everything about votarist, and we had to help people see a doctor. That was because it was not convenient for ordinary people to see a doctor at that time. Now it ’s different. Those doctors, experts, and most of their lives have studied some kind of disease, which is better than us. Much more professional. “

Feng Xiuye ​​heard something unclear. He clearly said these things were out of order from a Taoist priest who was good at watching Feng Shui, but he felt inexplicable and didn’t feel that there was any damage to his original image of the high road. .

“This statement from the head of the bulldog is indeed … refreshing.”

“Taoism pays attention to the nature of Taoism. The gossip in the Book of Changes is the nature of law. Physical chemistry is also the nature of law. Does n’t it mean that new things must be better, nor does it mean that old things cannot be changed. Everything depends on the effect. Isn’t the time advancing? “Niu Daochang said, holding up the woodcarving in his hand and saying,” But this woodcarving is indeed very interesting. I also like it very much. If Feng Boss finds it unsightly, he might as well give it to me. ? Or sell it to me? I’ll sell 500 pieces … “

“Uh, this is my father’s. Without his consent, I dare not give it away.” Feng Xiuye ​​said quickly.

“Oh, this.” Niu Daochang, nodded, didn’t care, and returned the woodcarving to Feng Xiuye: “This woodcarving actually looks very interesting, eh, Feng Boss, go to the hospital for an examination as soon as possible.”

Coming out of the house of Niu Dao, standing in front of the main hall, Feng Xiuye ​​was still a little bit rubbed, rubbed the rubbed the temple, and found a pair of couplets on the doorpost next to it:

“It’s wicked and indifferent, and there is no benefit in burning incense; it is good to help yourself and see if I don’t worship.”

No matter how low he looked at the woodcarving in his hand, he couldn’t help wondering, was he thinking too much?

Niu Daochang said that it really makes sense. Since you are worried about physical problems, it is safest to check it out. So he secretly settled that he would go to the hospital for a full body examination tomorrow, of course, including dermatology to draw blood …

Then I made a cut with a few lovers, and also managed the lower body when I was on a business trip. He believed that in a short time, just remembering the horrible nightmare and the weird man with arms and eyes was enough to dispel his desire.

But after getting in the car, Feng Xiuye ​​couldn’t help but call father.

“Dad, do you have nightmares too? Nightmares related to that woodcarving?” Feng Xiuye’s question was straightforward. He knew there must be some reason, otherwise Father would not allow him to bring the woodcarving out.

“Isn’t it normal to have a nightmare once in a while? Don’t make a fuss about nothing.” Feng old mister’s tone was a little impatient.

Feng Xiuye ​​heard the meaning, and father also dreamed about the woodcarving with eight arms and eight eyes!

“Dad, am I not worried about Nana? The friend she knows, isn’t it something that is not clean …”

“Not clean your head! Don’t lose the woodcarving, and come back two days later, that’s it.” Feng old mister seemed to fly into a rage out of humiliation and hung up the phone.

Feng Xiuye ​​thought about it and called Tang Baona again: “Nana, I went to your grandfather’s house at noon today. Well, your grandpa’s health is good. By the way, I saw one with eight arms and eight The woodcarving of the eyes, I heard it was made by your friend? Oh, did he carve it himself? Did he carve the other? Birthday gifts? What kind of thing? What? By the way, how are you sleeping lately, have you had nightmares and so on? Nothing, just just ask, no, oh, that’s good … “

After hanging up, Feng Xiuye ​​was still a bit uneasy, so he decided to make two hands, raised his head and asked the driver who was driving: “Lao Wang, you said that exorcism and so on. Where is the” Master “? Is it? “