What Is The Experience of Becoming a Vampire?

At 8 o’clock in the morning, Xiang Kun made a phone call to Mother. After a few words, Mother voluntarily mentioned that he had a dream on Thursday night and saw that the old man next door in Tongshi Town came to his home to find his father Chess.

I missed a period of life in Tongshi Town, and also mentioned that the old man taught Xiang Kun to write brush writing, and Xiangma also thought that it should be Xiang Kun who had written a lot of writing brushes before, so he suddenly remembered that An deceased old man, lamented that his life was impermanent.

After hanging up, Xiang Kun basically made some speculations:

1. Mother only mentioned the dream he had on Thursday night. On Thursday 24th, it was two days ago. In the following two nights, he did not sense three more “emotional injection” items, which is likely to be related to He had guessed the same before-only when he sensed the item, the item would affect the already sleeping people around him, motivate his emotions and make him dream;

2. “Emotional injection” items may not be able to influence other people’s emotions by themselves, but this “function” can only be exerted after Xiang Kun senses and establishes some “connection” with them. The root cause is likely to be Xiang Kun’s “emotional assimilation” ability.

In this case, it is not necessary for father to send the word over, as long as the parents do not affect it.

Then Xiang Kun felt the word in Xia Libing again, and it was still a stagnant water. He decided that in the past few days, he could feel it every day when he remembered it, and he couldn’t believe it once.

Unless Old Xia threw his words, or stuffed into a horn, far away.

Shouldn’t Old Xia do that?

When wondering whether to tap Old Xia side by side on WeChat, the WeChat headshot of Office Chen actually jumped up, making Xiang Kun startled.

At first glance, it was a video from Office Chen.

Officer Chen hardly chats with him, and every time he actively contacts him, there is basically something going on, so Xiang Kun opens the video rather diligently.

Then he saw himself …

That was a clip from a ten-minute video of making bamboo and rat meat in the style of “B” in the kitchen of “Youlong Hotel”. The picture shows that he is quickly slicing green peppers and seeding with a knife, and then starts with Slowly speaking, the passage introduces the characteristics of the gourmet video.

However, the original voice was removed, and the video was also adjusted for some speed. Then it was matched with Wang Baoqiang’s lines in “One Man’s Martial Arts”:

“The juniors were named Yu Xiu, and they came here for guidance. Today, we will not only compete, but we will die.”

Although the mouth shape is not very good, this line with Xiang Kun’s knife work and his deliberate “expert style” has an inexplicable fit.

Xiang Kun just quit the video and wanted to reply, but found that Chen Chen posted another video. This video is very short, only a few seconds, still cut from Xiang Kun cooking video.

It was a clip of him cooking in boiling water under bamboo rat meat, and the background sound changed to the Titanic line: “YOU JUMP, I JUMP.”

Then everything in the picture became a fragment of the bamboo rat meat in the oil pan, and the background sound was still: “YOU JUMP, I JUMP.”

Finally, cut the bamboo rat meat out of the pot, or “YOU JUMP, I JUMP.”

Xiang Kun twitched his mouth slightly, and what he was about to post after exiting the video, Office Chen came over again, then took a smile and cried.

This video is no exception, it is still a cut-out version of Xiang Kun’s video of making bamboo rat meat, which is the last summary before he finally made the bamboo rat meat. The background sound is still replaced:

“I never force my friends to do things that I don’t want to do. I have my own principles. I don’t want to be trampled underneath my whole life. You think I’m stinking. I waited for three years and just waited for a chance. I want to breathe a sigh of relief, not to prove that I am great, but to tell others that what I have lost must be taken back! “

The tone of the pony’s voice is obviously different from that of Xiang Kun’s calm and summed up expression, but he has a strange sense of fit.

“Chen SIR! Are you idle ?!” Xiang Kun passed an angry expression.

During this time, I didn’t see Tang Baona turning these videos in the group to spoof the cooking process of his bamboo rat. He thought that the video had been forgotten by the sand sculpture netizens.

I didn’t expect it, and it even spread to Office Chen, who obviously didn’t have much time to go online!

Why haven’t these sand sculpture netizens found a new goal? What’s so good about this ten-minute cooking video, what’s the point of catching a sheep maggot!

Officer Chen came again with three laughing and crying expressions: “I went home last night and saw my wife crying with tears when she watched a video. I narrowed my eyes. I felt that the video was wearing glasses The bald head is familiar, and if you take a closer look, it really is you! Yes, Xiang Kun, have you become a net red? “

“Net red is a woolen yarn! They are illegal. This is an insult, infringement, slander, and a violation of my right to portraiture! Brother Chen, you have to decide for me!”

Officer Chen continued to smile and cry: “This is not under the control of our Interpol team, you can go to a lawyer for advice, or I will introduce you to our Internet Police colleagues.”

Xiang Kun sneered with a child: “So Brother Chen, when you send me a message at work, you just want to laugh at me?”

Officer Chen: “Ah yes, I have one more thing to ask you. Are you sure you did not investigate the case of the” consulting company “privately?”

Xiang Kun froze, and quickly replied on WeChat: “Of course not! I just felt wrong after hearing a friend say that, and immediately asked you why?”

Officer Chen: “The main suspects in this case have all been controlled, the chain of evidence is very complete, and the interrogation process is easier than we think. The main reason is that a principal offended himself, and the reason he surrendered was because he did A nightmare was scared. “

Did you find me from the woodcarving with eight arms and eight eyes? Xiang Kun brows slightly wrinkle, asked on WeChat: “What is his nightmare that can scare him to turn himself in? And it doesn’t matter to me?”

Officer Chen: “As soon as I heard this, I remembered the guy who threatened you before and ran to the police with you scared, and you just happened to ask about this case, and of course I will think of you. What nightmares he had, he also made a mess, he said something like ‘retribution is coming’, he said something like ‘death is not the end’, ‘eight arms Yan Luo’ and so on. We suspect he might take these things I have been deceiving for a long time, and what kind of mental condition he has. Fortunately, he provided a lot of evidence, all of which have been found. Several other suspects also explained that the situation has gone, otherwise this person is really troublesome if the mental test fails. . “

Chatting with Office Chen for a while, Xiang Kun identified the principal of the consulting company, the liar who was in his 70s, not at all and told the police what he saw in the dream and what he saw. Perhaps in the heart of the old liar, the image of the woodcarving with eight arms and eight eyes is really like Fiendgod, in awe, and dare not mention it?

At the end, Office Chen sighed: “Xiang Kun, your physique seems to be particularly relevant to various cases. If you are the protagonist of a TV series, the TV series must be suspicious …”