What Kind of Bad Thoughts Can the Eunuch Have?

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Qin Yuan and Su Ruoyi walked side by side, walking unhurriedly on the empty street to Su Ruoyi's house.

He deliberately chose a small road and bypassed the Zhongfu, and he was still persistent in safety production.

When I arrived at Su Ruoyi's house, it was already half past midnight, so it was not too late.

But Su Ruoyi didn't mind, and Qin Yuan didn't mind either.

After getting some food and drinks, the two went up to the roof again, and as soon as the blankets were laid down, they drank while watching the stars.

Of course, drinking is not the goal, the showdown is the goal—the key is that if you want to do a good job, you must first set up the atmosphere.

Su Ruoyi is different from Zhong Jinyi.

Zhong Jinyi felt that she liked it, so she didn't care so much, but chose to throw Qin Yuan down directly and make him her own first. The biggest difference is only who is in charge - and it can be negotiated, here She has always been very tolerant about things.

But Su Ruoyi, it's no exaggeration to say that this little girl is still forcing herself to take Qin Yuan as her sister.

Purely like a kindergartener, you are too embarrassed to talk to her about dirty jokes.

But for Qin Laogou, this is not a big problem, after all, there are pure methods.

It's like in here, you nod "Let's Swing the Sculls", it's pure enough, but those professional "babies" can all wear sailor suits and short skirts, and with that rhythm, soft limbs spread " "Raise the sculls" jumped instantly, leaving only the first four words, and suddenly there was an inner taste.

The key is the method.

So when drinking on the roof, Qin Yuan didn't talk about anything, just accompanied Su Ruoyi to drink, watch the stars, and talk about all kinds of eggs on the blue star.

When the half jar of wine went down, Su Ruoyi couldn't help asking, "Can you start telling that big story?"

"Are you sure you want to hear it? This story is about me, and the people next to me can't listen to it. Only the people closest to me can listen to it."

Su Ruoyi blinked her long eyelashes, thought about it, and said, "I think I'm already very close to you, except for my master, who is the closest to you."

She hesitated for half a sentence before saying it, that is, I have never slept with my master, but I have slept with you. From this point of view, maybe you are closer?

Anyway, Su Ruoyi grew up so big, and she slept with Qin Yuan except with her parents when she was a child, so no matter what kind of nature it was, in her heart, this matter could not be ignored.

Having said that, Su Ruoyi asked again, "What do you think, are we very close?"

Having said all that, Qin Yuan moved his buttocks and got closer to Su Ruoyi, almost shoulder to shoulder.

Then he said, "As soon as I left the palace, the first thing that came to my mind was you. No, before I went out, I already thought about coming to you, and I wanted to watch the stars on the roof together and tell you stories. If it weren't for the palace Without you, I'll be back in the palace a long time ago."

"So, you also think that I am the closest person to you, right?"

"Of course!"

"Then can you tell me your big story?"

Su Ruoyi's eyes flashed with clear light. Sitting on the roof, she bent her legs and hugged her knees with a look of anticipation.

The breeze blew across the delicate and pure face, as if the spring breeze swept across the clear lake surface without any impurities, and it was like a lotus flower on the lake, swaying with the wind with a red white inside.

With such a pure and charming appearance, she is still wearing a heroic and sassy official uniform, which creates a contrast and creates a... uniform effect.

Qin Yuan's good mouth is well known on Blue Star.

So he finally nodded and said, "Okay, listen carefully."

"Well, listen!"

Su Ruoyi smiled slightly, and her eyes became more and more expectant.

Ever since she saw Qin Yuan drunk and reciting poetry that day, she felt that he must have a story, and Qin Yuan's repeated achievements in the back made this guess even firmer.

In fact, many people in the A-letter department are curious about Qin Yuan's history, because from the bright side, Qin Yuan's resume has almost no bright spots, but he can often make extraordinary achievements. This kind of comparison is really unsightly. clear.

"Do you remember that red salamander?"

"Remember," Su Ruoyi nodded and said, "You also said that it was very useful. You wanted to show it to me when it was done, but it hasn't been shown to me yet."

"It's not that I don't want to show it to you, it's inconvenient to show it to you. I'm afraid you'll get angry after watching it."

"You kindly show it to me, but I'm still angry, so I don't know what's wrong?"

The little girl is very serious!

"Cough cough..." Qin Yuan choked on the wine and said, "You said this yourself... Then I'll start talking!"

"Well, tell me, I can't wait!"

Qin Yuan took a deep breath, made a draft first, and then said, "There used to be a eunuch, but after he ate something and used some special methods, he was no longer a real eunuch. In other words, He's become a real man, the kind who can take a wife!"

Su Ruoyi stared at Qin Yuan with wide eyes.

Qin Yuan thought that she must be shocked.

However, she blinked and asked, "Continue?"

"It's over."

"Ah?" Su Ruoyi opened her mouth, blinked her long eyelashes a few times, and then frowned, "It's so short, what kind of story is this?"

"No, you really don't understand?"

"Little Qinzi!"

Xiao Nizi started to get serious, put on the appearance of a close sister, patted Qin Yuan's back lightly, and said, "Don't listen to those messy legends, those are all fake! Those eunuchs in the palace, no Don't go to learn sorcery for this, and in the end you will either go crazy...or be caught by our Qingzheng Division, but none of them have really succeeded.

You...you are already very powerful, in my eyes you are a real man, don't be attached to this anymore! Anyway, missing something, it's all the same! Well, it's the same! "

Qin Yuan couldn't help but smile when he saw her earnest and bitter look on her face.

"Is it really the same? But if I'm just a eunuch, I can only marry you in the next life. In this life, I can only treat you as a sister."

Su Ruoyi saw that Qin Yuan seemed to have "made up his mind", afraid that he would really go into trouble, or one day he would be caught by himself, and he was so anxious that he sweated.

He hurriedly said, "Then...then as a sister, don't you sleep with me too?"

In her concept, isn't the best relationship between a man and a woman lying on the same bed?

But, his own bed has already let him lie down!

What else does he want?

Xiao Nizi's seventy percent caring three percent furious look is really cute~www.wuxiamtl.com~ so that Qin Yuan couldn't help raising her hand and gently touched the back of her head.

Then, teasing her, "But it's still a little different."

"Nonsense, what's the difference?"

"For example, if I take a shower for a while, I can't take a bath with you."

"Wash..." Su Ruoyi bit her lip and raised her hand to hit the rascal, but when she thought that he wouldn't be telling the truth, he would be sad if he hit him.

So he said, "Tell you, girls can't wash with others when they take a bath, no matter if the other party is a man or a woman!"

"You nonsense, my parents washed together!" Qin Yuan said firmly.

Su Ruoyi's face suddenly flushed, and then she thought about it, when I was a child... I seem to have made a mistake and saw my parents take a bath together...

Immediately felt a little underwhelmed.

"Then, that's after they got married!"

"So, if I'm a real man, I can marry you and take a shower together! It's still different!"

Su Ruoyi frowned, blinked, pondered...

Why does it sound like what he said makes more sense?

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