When I Abandoned the Protagonist

    The director dragged his voice to betray the two of them: "You don't think so, maybe the other one thinks there is?"

    Su Ming Embroidery: “…”

    Su Hui pinched the pen, her blue eyes focused on Su Mingxiu, and she shook her head slightly. So he breathed a sigh of relief and wrote on the whiteboard in front of him: No.

    [Director, they have the right answer, report it! ]

    [Laughter, is this what you mean by tacit understanding? ]

    The director's voice came ruthlessly from the loudspeaker: "Please answer the questions individually, don't try to copy the homework, and one point will be deducted if you find it."

    "Second question, please write down the nickname of the other party to you."

    "By the way, we already have a copy of the answer to the question. So please don't take chances and answer seriously."

    Su Mingxiu continued to write the answer on the question board without hesitation.

    Su Hui began to tangle again...

    She first wrote a "baby", thought about it and then crossed it out, after all, this is the sweet talk that Su Mingxiu only has every time she does it, and in life...

    None?

    Continue to cross out.

     fish".

    Su Hui finally wrote this.

    …

    After answering the ten cp questions, the question board in my hand was displayed, and the barrage had already been laughing crazy.

    The director began to announce the form they filled out before participating in the show, with their respective answers to these ten questions.

    In order to make it easier for the audience to see clearly, the program crew deliberately pushed a small whiteboard with the answers on both sides clearly written.

    The first question is your favorite drink, trace back:

    Susu can do anything;

    Su Ming embroidery: plain water.

    The second question is the nickname given to the other party, retrospectively:

    Susu;

    Su Mingxiu: Baby.

    As the answers were revealed one by one, the people around laughed out loud when comparing Su Hui's falsified answers that excluded the correct answer.

    [What kind of comedy contestant is Suhui?]

    [Stupid fish? ? Is this nickname real? Can't think of the two of you playing so much in private? ]

    [Am I the only one who feels that Su Mingxiu answered all the questions correctly, but Su Hui was all wrong? ]

    [Su Mingxiu: I didn't expect her brain circuit to belong to this child]

    When the audience laughed in the live broadcast room, Su Mingxiu also saw the content of the other party's topic board, thought for a while, and laughed.

    Only Su Hui was not very happy to hear the director announce that their first group scored 0.

    She stood up with her arms folded and watched the other guests answer questions beside Su Mingxiu.

    Compared to their comic effect, Zhao Xiaohua and Jacker are full of sweet atmosphere of you and me, even if you don't need ventilation special effects, you can see the pink bubbles floating in the air.

    Even after the director didn't ask a question, the two of them were able to talk about some of the scenes at that time based on this question. You and I have a tacit understanding.

    [This is the correct way to open a couple]

    [Wu wu wu Xiao Zhao wants to be happy]

    [Good day jacker! He is so cute! I can do this man! ]

    In the end, their group got 6 points. Compared with Su Mingxiu's zero eggs, it can be said that they escaped from the self-service tent in advance.

    The question for Shuangsu was a bit more difficult. The first question turned out to be "What is the most impressive thing you have done for him?"

    The two have been married for almost ten years, and the children are five or six years old. There are too many such pictures. It is a bit difficult to say the most.

    But the netizens in the live room saw them both write the exact same answer on the question board at almost the same time.

    In the end they scored 9…

    [Wish you 9999]

    The director's voice sounded at the right time: "This is the end of the first round of tacit understanding test, please make persistent efforts for the couple with the lowest tacit understanding value, and cultivate more sweetness in the difficult and difficult conditions."

    Su Yingdi smiled at them: "Our old bones really can't stand the wind and sleep, come on! We will bake the ingredients for you first, and we will eat together later. ."

    This is because Su Mingxiu and the two of them are so miserable, they are going to help with food.

    After thanking him, he turned to face Su Mingxiu with a bit of annoyance on his face.

    If Su Mingxiu also answered the wrong question, she can confidently say that the other party does not know herself well, but now she is the only one who answered the wrong question...

    "Come on, help me hold this corner." Su Mingxiu patted her arm and said to her.

    Su Hui obeyed obediently, but when she was about to leave, he whispered to her, "Am I really stupid?"

    Of course, what is more important is that if Su Mingxiu sees her answer, will she feel that she doesn't care at all and will be disappointed in her?

    "How come?" Su Mingxiu smiled and looked at her, "The ones you wrote are all correct answers for me. Who said there can only be one answer?"

    Because the tent cloth was held by Su Hui, her free hand was able to give each other a hug, "This paper is full of marks for you, because you remember everything I said. "

    [Fuck! She is so good! ]

    [No wonder Suhui is being eaten to death... Sister, I can too! Incarnate screaming chicken]

    [I don't know which one to envy for a while! Sure enough, falling in love with beautiful women is the best]

    The live broadcast room that belongs to them is also satisfied with the harmonious atmosphere of their 0 points.

    Su Mingxiu quickly set up a tent with the cooperation of Su Hui, and the two couples next to them were a little shocked to see them.

    After all, the physical work of setting up a tent, I didn’t expect that two girls could finish it so easily and without panting.

    Although the tents are not as luxurious as the actors and actresses, they are not much worse than those of Zhao Xiaohua and Jacker. At least it is not a problem for two people to sleep at night.

    There is already a barbecue in front of the luxury tent over there, Su Yingdi's craftsmanship is very good, so Su Yinghou only needs to fan the cigarettes out by the side, carrying the fragrant meat smell Blow all the way into the distance.

    Their barbecue has meat, vegetables and rich seasonings, and Zhao Xiaohua's side is simple pork and cabbage, and the seasoning is only salt and soy sauce.

    But it is better than Su Ming embroidery with nothing.

    The two walked straight into the woods in the barren mountain, and under the reminder of the other two pairs to pay attention to safety, they followed the camera along with them.

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    [Is Su Mingxiu a cook? She should know some dishes, right? Just don't pick mushrooms too much]

    [Good guy, how about Shennong tasting all kinds of herbs? ]

    In the camera, the beautiful girl with silver blue hair is stuffing the blade she just discovered into her mouth.

    Su Mingxiu's eyelids twitched, although she was able to distinguish exactly what could be used as food ingredients and what were poisonous plants in the forest, she couldn't stand the retrospect. Such a tiger.

    "What are you doing?"

    Su Hui looked up at her and took out the leaves from his mouth: "This looks like a green onion, I thought it tasted similar."

    "Uh..." Perhaps seeing Su Mingxiu's speechlessness, he paused and said Su Hui, "Don't be afraid, I'm very resistant to poison."

    This is true. The blue-ringed octopus, which is recognized as the most poisonous in the ocean, when in front of the mermen, releases neurotoxins that can only numb their skin for a few hours.

    Su Mingxiu did hear her mention this when she was watching the animal world. But that doesn't mean that retrogression has the same anti-toxic effect on animals and plants on land, right?

    She doesn't dare to gamble anyway.

    [Shen Nong also thought so]

    [This is the first time I saw someone say that they are resistant to drugs. How can I prove it? ]

    [Su Hui: To tell you the truth, I grew up drinking dichlorvos]

    Su Mingxiu refused without hesitation: "No."

    In order to ensure safety, she even took Su Hui's hand as she walked forward to ensure that she was always within her line of sight, "Next, without my permission, you are not allowed to put anything Put it in your mouth."

    …

    Su Hui followed her quietly, watching her pick some wild vegetables and common fungi very professionally, and after walking for a while, asked: "Are we not eating meat today?"

    Su Mingxiu looked at the camera behind him: "Is it bad to eat game here?"

    Camera brother: "..." Don't look at me, I'm a tool man.

    Fortunately, the director is also watching the situation here, and soon announced a meal plan for the backward group.

    "There is a water tank 200 meters ahead, as long as you play a game with us, the winner can get fishing tools, so you can hope to have a fish for lunch-"

    The director just finished speaking when Zhao Xiaohua's group in the tent camp took the lead and asked, "What game?"

    In the woods, Su Hui asked the camera: "Where is the pool?"

    Camera: ?

    He looked a little dazed, and led the two to the edge of the pool, thinking that they wanted to verify whether there were any fish in it first, and then decide whether to participate in the game or not, who knows...

    Su Hui squatted down and touched the water.

    The director's horn came from outside: "If you want to get fishing tools, you must first come out and answer the questions."

    Su Hui pretended not to hear.

    Su Mingxiu couldn't help laughing, the corners of his lips raised a little arc, he couldn't help raising his hand to pat, the person squatting in front: "Do you want to try fishing?"

    In fact, she didn't want Su Hui to be too high-profile, so as not to expose her identity and attract unnecessary attention.

    As a result, the beautiful woman squatting by the pond turned and looked at her in disbelief, as if asking with her eyes: What are you kidding? Do I need tools to eat fish?

    Su Mingxiu also squatted down, her line of sight was level with the mermaid: "But I want to try it."

      If you have the correct answer or the boring question, you will come back and I will catch the fish for you."

    "Okay," Su Mingxiu smiled: "If the topic is too difficult, today's lunch meat is entirely up to you."

    Su Hui raised his chin: "Of course."

    [Did you forget to chat here so the director can also hear? ]

    [Director: Interesting question? **** mode on]

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    But Su Mingxiu still doesn't know the difficulty of this assessment. So Yunyou walked out of the woods with the ingredients she had collected before, and after hearing the director asked her to pick a random staff member to race in the mountains—

    Su Mingxiu: "Farewell."

    She turned around as leisurely as Tathagata: "The pool has been found, we can catch the fish by ourselves, thank you."

    Director: "?"

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    [So happy! So cool! I like Ako who doesn't follow the procedure hhh]

    [The wild date in my imagination: woo woo woo I’m so afraid of hugging! Double s field date: easily carry the audience! Comes with a Wilderness Survival Guide! ]

    Not to be outdone, the director picked up the trumpet and said to her back: "The fish in the pool are all wild, very cunning, and their strength is arrogant and ferocious. Get food!"

    Su Mingxiu: "Really? I don't believe it." The most ferocious fish are in her house.

    The other two groups of guests: "?"

    Good wild!

    They also followed curiously, wanting to see how they caught fish by the pool.

    When Su Mingxiu came back, there was already a string of tails behind her, and she didn't mind. What are the flavors of the delicious fish that are eaten?

    So she gestured with Su Mingxiu: "There is the kind of pickled fish you made at home two days ago..."

    "Grass carp?"

    "Yeah!"

    "That's it."

    "How old do you want?"

    [I thought I was at the wet market? ]

    [Before the fish was caught, and the two of you even tried it, you started dreaming in the void? ]

    [This pool is so deep, I can't see anything, Suhui, are you betraying me? ]

    There are voices of doubt in the barrage.

    In the next second, I saw this woman squatting beside the pool suddenly knelt down on one knee and stretched one hand into the water. A grass carp with black scales and a long body was caught in the water.

    You can tell how powerful the fish is just by looking at the force and splash of its tail, but it was only held by Su Hui easily, and then handed it to Su Mingxiu: "Is this okay?"

    —

    [Is catching fish so simple? I learned it, I will try it at the vegetable market today]

    [Did the program team double the speed? ]

    [Grass carp: just suddenly]

    The two pairs of guests who followed were also dumbfounded. Jacker even wandered in and out of the world.

    Then saw Su Mingxiu turn her head and explain to them: "Don't imitate the stunts, she grew up by the sea, so she is better at catching fish."

    Other guests: "Wow! Awesome!"

    Barrage: [I believe you are evil]

    When Su Mingxiu and Su Hui returned with a fruitful result, the director's expression: ? ?

    What kind of hardships and hardships create a beautiful love, cultivate a tacit understanding, die of laughter, no hardships at all, the fish roasted by Su Mingxiu is almost mvp today.

    Even after they finished eating, Su Mingxiu went to the nearby woods to pick some wild flowers to decorate the tent. In this way, the tents of the two of them also have some warmth.