When I'm on the ark, I have to stay away from women.

When people are in the Ark, the first thing to do when staying away from women is me. Author: Xiao Jiji

Introduction:

Take care of your body and stay away from women. Color is emptiness, emptiness is color. Before being locked into the basement by them, run!

1.Are you... Su Yun?

Longmen, Guards Bureau, Chen's office.

"You...are Su Yun?"

Chen looked at the young man in black in front of him, his tone uncertain.

According to the letter of recommendation from Dali Temple, Su Yun should be a person with outstanding appearance, talent, and ability. Several heavenly masters are willing to accept him as a disciple so that he can inherit the mantle in the future. However, he has weak social experience and came to the Guards Bureau for training. Genius boy.

No matter how much he thought about it, he couldn't compare with the young man in front of him who was wearing a black coat, his face was pale and frightened, and his body was obviously drained by alcohol and sex.

Apart from being "outstanding in appearance", how could he be "talented and capable" at all?

What went wrong?

"I am!"

Su Yun admitted it, fearing that Chen would send him back to Yan State.

As a time traveler and swordsman, he neither has a simulator nor can he hand it over to the country, let alone regret it. The only thing that can reduce the difficulty of Terra's survival is to be created by a large truck, a teleportation device from another world. "naturally charming".

Of course, the words "lowering the difficulty" were said when I first crossed over.

At that time, he was still very young and didn't know what "naturally charming" meant to his waist.

At that time, he thought that he had traveled through time relatively early and could become King Gou of Lao Sixth Middle School, find a master in the Yan Kingdom, develop a lot of wretchedness, and then go to the northwest snowfield to hunt for people.

Fantasy is beautiful, reality...reality is even more beautiful than fantasy, but Su Yun's body cannot bear this "beauty".

Then, the strategy moved to Longmen.

"The recommendation letter from Dali Temple said that you are good at interrogation, but there are some special requirements that are not written in it. Can you tell me about it?" Chen crossed his hands and supported his head.

Su Yun explained vaguely: "It's just not suitable for working with women. I hope Sir Chen can arrange more male colleagues for me. It's best if I am surrounded by male colleagues!"

Chen's eyes looked strange.

This gay guy you want...is he serious?

"What else do you want?"

"I can't even talk about requirements." Su Yun took out a list. "I just hope that I can work nine to five, no overtime, no paid holidays, normal holidays, and a maximum of forty hours of work a week, single room in the dormitory..."

Chen took his long list and nodded from time to time. After he finished speaking, he said "hmm": "I understand."

Su Yun looked happy. Sure enough, coming to Chen was the right choice.

At this moment, in his eyes, Chen, in addition to the intense beauty, also shone with the brilliance of humanity.

The bright sunshine fell on her body, and her blue hair shone, making her look a little more soft and warm, and a little less cold and sharp.

The cheeks are delicately painted with powder, the lips are moist, and the horns are shiny.

The thighs and dragon tail under the slender waist were blocked by the desk, but Su Yun could roughly imagine it.

It's a pity. If it were half a year ago, he would have confidently said hello, "Hi, wife~".

Now, he just wants to maintain a pure, pure, pure and pure relationship between colleagues and superiors and subordinates with Chen.

After being happy for only three seconds, Chen said coldly:

"I won't agree to any of the conditions you mentioned. Don't think that a letter of recommendation from Dali Temple will allow you to live peacefully here. The Guard Bureau does not support idlers. You can stay here if you can, and leave if you can't."

If I don’t do it, other people will do it...

Su Yun complained in his heart, and after struggling for a while, he silently chose to accept it.

How can people not bow their heads when they are under the eaves?

Let’s have a place to stay first.

Su Yun touched his waist, and at Chen's signal, he stood up and left the office.

At this time, a police officer walked by the wind and passed him.

"Sir Chen, the suspect still doesn't speak."

2. Jockey defies his ancestors and rebels

bathroom.

The sound of rushing water sounded in front of Su Yun. He endured the discomfort in his urinary tract, shook himself, danced like a gun, and put it into the library.

"Sir Chen doesn't seem to have that kind of worldly desire for me?"

Su Yun murmured to himself, recalling Chen's cold attitude towards him just now, with a feeling of peace of mind.

Sure enough, he was right. He was upright, upright, and did not engage in small teams. In the main and side plots of Arknights, Chen, who had no romantic elements at all, was immune to the influence of "natural charm" to a certain extent.

This is also an important reason why he took the initiative to run from Yanguo to Longmen.

Being naturally charming is a kind of cultivated physique.

Everyone knows about physical cultivation. The more famous ones include the Ancient Holy Body, the Innate Dao Fetus, and the Chaos Body...

His naturally charming character serves as a foil for those with awesome physiques.

Because of their cultivation physique, their skills are either based on cheats, or they are simply cheats themselves.

Su Yun's natural charm has only two skills.

One is charm, the other is dual cultivation.

Charm is easy to understand, it means that it can improve one's own charm value, from making friends to making friends.

From "Hello" to opening a room, Su Yun's fastest record is less than ten minutes, which is a very useful skill.

The problem is that Charm is a passive skill.

Maybe Su Yun was just sitting there in a daze, and a girl came over and invited him to have an in-depth conversation.

As an adult, Su Yun is certainly not a casual man, but he can't stand it because this is a passive skill!

If he stops here, what he should do is to replenish his waist, rather than nourish his fortune.

The fatal problem with charm is that under its influence, some girls will have mental problems.

At worst, she would ride on him and refuse to get off even if her skin was worn out. At worst, her dominance would soar, and she would dig the basement with bare hands and lock him in.

After an incident in which he was locked in a basement and fucked until his pelvic bone was broken, he was rescued.

Su Yun realized that if he didn't run away, he would really have to explain himself here.

Friends who are as handsome as him may ask, isn't he from Dali Temple? Why didn't Dali Temple send someone to protect him?

a ha ha ha……

Ha ha……

ha……

Guess who was the one who locked him in the basement and fucked him until his pelvic bone was broken?

It was the female master from Dali Temple who was responsible for teaching him Origin Stone techniques.

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So in a sense, Su Yun fled to Longmen.

As for dual cultivation, it is relatively common.

His body fluids can make him and others practice faster, speed up metabolism, and heal wounds.

If you don't understand, Su Yun only says two words - stick Yong.

Before leaving Yan Kingdom, it was said that his master's strength had improved a small level.

To sum up, after spending half a year among women and almost being kicked to death by his once most trusted master, Su Yun had a profound enlightenment.

If Dali Temple hadn't stopped him, he would have gone to the Eastern Kingdom to become a monk.

After some negotiation, Dali Temple sent him to Longmen to let him take good care of himself.

After all, Dayan is still Dayan, not Victoria, and will not do the kind of damaging things that are sustainable and exhaust the lake.

"I and pornography are sworn in! Stay away from me, that stinky woman!"

To sum up, Su Yun made those requests to Chen - the later list was somewhat selfish.

After washing his hands, patting his cheeks, and looking at his handsome but weak self in the mirror, a question came to his mind.

"Chen may not attack himself, but what about others?"

…

"what's the situation?"

After being called away by his subordinates, Chen went straight to the interrogation room.

Sitting on the interrogation chair was a disheveled female suspect, her head lowered, not eating, drinking, or speaking. She had been like this since Chen captured her last night.

"Sir Chen, he still refuses to speak and is very stubborn," the investigator said.

"We need to speed up the progress. Time is running out." Chen said.

That female suspect is no small fry, she is a core member of a criminal gang, and she has many secrets hidden in her belly. As long as she is willing to speak, Chen will go out to the police at light speed and uproot them.

The investigator suggested in a low voice: "Sir Chen, how about I..."

She made a gesture, indicating that she wanted to extract a confession by torture.

Chen also knew that if some violent methods were used, how could any prisoner remain silent?

But, this is not right!

Chen refused: "No!"

The investigator said anxiously: "However, Superintendent Shi Huaiya's crime detection rate has always been a head higher than yours. If this continues, the position of senior superintendent will belong to that eldest lady!"

Now Chen is only a superintendent, but only half a step away from being a senior superintendent.

Generally speaking, it is impossible to get up without staying in this position for several years.

But the Guards Bureau is just a young law enforcement agency that has been established in Longmen for more than ten years. Each senior superintendent usually only serves for two to three years, which is not a long time, but the casualty rate is very high.

Not long ago, two senior superintendents of the Guards Bureau were injured and the other retired.

The team cannot be without a leader, and it is imperative to promote a new senior superintendent. Although Chen's boss, Jiu, has not revealed anything, everyone understands that the new senior superintendent will inevitably come from Xing Xiong, Chen, and Shi. Selected from the three Huai Ya.

Moreover, everyone in the Guards Bureau unanimously believed that among the two senior superintendents, there must be Xing Xiong.

In terms of qualifications, when Shi Huaiya was still a little girl, Xing Xiong was already respectfully called Ghost Sister in the Guards Bureau. Now that Shi Huaiya has become a superintendent, it is unreasonable not to be promoted.

In terms of ability, Xing Xiong’s shield named Prajna has made countless contributions and saved many Longmen citizens.

In terms of combat power, the bureau generally agrees that Chen and Xingxiong are on par with each other. As for Shi Huaiya... she is just a mascot compared to the previous two monsters, but in terms of tactical command, the Guards bureau has no equal.

Even in terms of personality, Hoshikuma is more likable with his towering figure and gentle personality.

If you don't get promoted, it will be unbearable!

With one spot already locked up, a fight broke out within the Guards Bureau.

Both Chen and Shi Huaiya worked hard to prove that they were stronger than the other.

"If you let me be the subordinate of Intestinal Fungus, I might as well die!"

"If you let me be the subordinate of Barbecued Pork Cat, I might as well die!"

So far, Little Tiger Shihuaiya is slightly better.

However, the gap between the two is very small. As long as they can deal with the female suspect in front of them, the crime detection rate will instantly surpass them and stabilize the situation.

Chen looked at the female suspect through the glass and said coldly: "I will pretend I didn't hear anything today. Next time, you will go to the logistics to maintain the crossbow arrows."

"But...but, what should we do with the case?" The investigator was puzzled. "Superintendent Shi Huaiya has come to urge me three times. She also said, 'As a more experienced and capable superintendent, I have the responsibility and obligation to go. Help some subordinates with weak business capabilities'."