When I'm on the ark, I have to stay away from women.

"Here? Let's start working." Shi Huaiya pointed to the newly moved desk, chair and computer on her right.

This scene felt inexplicably familiar to Su Yun, but his attention was quickly attracted by the clicking sound of Shi Huaiya twisting her neck.

Whose neck was broken?

This was the first thing Su Yun thought of.

Then he noticed that Shihuaiya was using a high-end thin and light laptop. He happened to know the brand and model, and the market price was 20,000 yuan less.

"Sir Shihuaiya, why are you still using your laptop? You keep your head down. Don't you feel uncomfortable in your neck?"

When Su Yun was in college, he was also a laptop user. After all, the dormitory was cut off from the Internet and power, and he had to rush to the classroom to grab a seat.

Over time, if you keep your head down for a long time, you will have problems with your cervical spine, which will always make you feel uncomfortable and make a clicking sound.

It'll be fine after time travel, and we can fight each other every day.

Women are much more interesting than games.

Like Shi Huaiya, it is estimated that he will have to go to the hospital for a physical check-up soon.

"The PC is too inconvenient."

Shi Huaiya rubbed her swan-like white and slender neck and said.

She is good at tactical command on the battlefield, and the Originium drone is an excellent helper. In addition, she is not a lazy bureaucrat who likes to sit in the Guards Bureau until her butt gets sores.

Laptop naturally became her best choice.

"But keeping your head down all the time is not good for your eyes and neck, and it can also lead to rounded shoulders and hunched back, and underdeveloped breasts... I'm going to bring a monitor over."

Su Yun hurried away again.

The little tiger blinked a pair of blank eyes. He seemed to have just said... underdeveloped breasts? !

How dare he, he, he, he talk to his boss like this?

Just lowering your head, how could it affect breast development? how could be?

Certainly not!

The little tiger couldn't help but look down at his chest.

At least he has a successful career!

After a while, Su Yun brought in the monitor, lumbar support, headrest, and bowl holder.

"Please give way."

While saying "please", Su Yun actually moved Shi Huaiya away - she was sitting on the lift roller office chair.

Connect an external monitor, and then perform debugging. The laptop serves as the computer host, then changes to an eye-protecting green desktop background, and connects an electrostatic capacitive keyboard and a mouse that fits the female palm.

After placing the wrist rest, Su Yun pushed the little tiger back and prepared to adjust the lift chair.

"Please stand up, I need to adjust the seat."

"...No need, I'm very light." Shi Huaiya said.

"oh."

Su Yun lifted the lift switch device, and the lift chair moved downwards at a slow but firm speed...

The little tiger jumped up suddenly as if there was a needle hidden under his butt, "Forget it, it's better not to hinder you."

What a tough mouth, tougher than my pancakes.

Su Yun complained silently in his heart, and then adjusted the height of the lift chair until the armrests and wrist rests were almost flush. Then put on the headrest and lumbar support.

"Sit down and try."

"Don't you find it troublesome?"

Shi Huaiya sat down gently, her lumbar spine was wrapped and supported by the lumbar support, and her cervical spine was slightly uncomfortable after being adjusted to the appropriate position by the headrest.

"If you don't take good care of your body, you will be abandoned by your body after the age of 35." Su Yun said, "If you don't believe me, just look up at the ceiling."

"What's wrong with the ceiling?"

Shi Huaiya's neck suddenly made a strange noise, accompanied by pain.

"Have you been staring at your notebook all day today?"

"How do you know?" The little tiger was honest, his ears were wrinkled, and his furry tail hung peacefully on the ground.

"Because Chief Chen was like this half a month ago. He could only be in two states a day, either sitting for a long time or running wildly to chase criminals. He worked until two or three in the morning every day. The king of hell shook his head when he saw him."

Su Yun admires this kind of dedication and dedication.

But have you heard the scream of your body?

Have you ever felt your health falling apart?

You never noticed the smile on your medical bill.

"But I think her physical condition is getting better recently. Why?"

"You will know if you drink one cup of milk, eight cups of water and a few cups of coffee a day under my supervision. A little knowledge, coffee has a certain diuretic effect."

"You mean..."

Shi Huaiya understood what Su Yun meant.

Eight glasses of water must mean that he works eight hours a day, and gives a glass of water to the intestines every hour. After the water turns into urine and accumulates in the bladder, the intestines have to get up and go to the toilet.

Unless she is willing to come to work with a urine bucket or a medical urine bag in front of Su Yun.

Going to the toilet again and again, squatting and standing, several times a day, isn't it healthier than sitting all the time before?

And this is a physical pressure that no one can resist.

Shi Huaiya couldn't help but said: "What a loss..."

"Just tell me if it's useful."

Rome was not built in a day, and good healthy habits are not developed in a day.

Su Yun was able to replace the Coke bottle with a thermos cup, eat regularly, go to bed at ten o'clock in the evening, get up at six in the morning, and maintain eight hours of healthy sleep a day, all thanks to his good master.

If she hadn't broken her pelvis, she wouldn't have realized that the human body is so fragile. If you don't take good care of it, it will break down accidentally.

Master.

Listen to me, thank you, because of you, the four seasons are warm~

14. Monthly salary of 800 yuan, laugh every day

"If there's anything else, bring it up quickly!"

Shi Huaiya wanted to see what new tricks he could come up with for himself.

"I'm dead. How about I give you a lighter?"

"Can you still bite a lighter?"

Shi Huaiya took a breath and secretly thought that this young man was so terrifying that he could even bite a lighter.

Then, she found a simple, ordinary, luxury kerosene lighter for Su Yun that was always available at home, with a market price of 5,770 yen.

One cannot, at least one should not.

Can a normal person bite a kerosene lighter?

Sister, that’s metal!

Su Yun subconsciously thought this was impossible.

But he suddenly thought of a certain unnamed director of the Rheinland Life Defense Department, who once punched a power armor and three punches to turn the best employee of five years at the beach umbrella next door into a jellyfish.

--Calcification, boy!

In comparison, it seems that it is not difficult to bite a kerosene lighter.

It's you who's wrong, not the world.

I am the one who has not reached the standard of normal people, I am the weak one, I am the one who has been bruised in my pelvis, I am the one who is holding back the Terran people, wu wu wu... I am a useless waste, and I need to be jade.

——V I can stop Yuyu with 50.

As for exercising to bring yourself to the average level?

Sorry, the pelvic bone is not in a good position yet, so I have to move it.

"I'm at work. Why are you biting a lighter?"

Su Yun sat at his new workstation, flipping through the pages casually, and couldn't help but ask: "Why are there only two interrogation jobs?"

"What do you think?" Shi Huaiya cast a resentful look.

Her eyes seemed to say: It wasn't because of you that the rice noodle dragon was even more powerful in solving the case and finished all the cases. Recently, he even wanted to intervene in the work of her team.

This is Dragon Gate, not Gotham. Why are there so many criminals?

——This is also one of the reasons why Shihuaiya poached people. The rice roll dragon has been too arrogant recently!

Isn't it just a plug-in?

If she can’t drive it, why can’t she buy it?

Furthermore, if it is turned on, it will hang?

"Ahem! What I mean is that my labor must be worthy of your salary."

Although Su Yun has a lot of love debts, he is jealous of money, has bad breath on others on the Internet, has a skill to help others, posts dirty pictures with watermarks, never watches videos at Bilibili again, and has a good master who treats him like a biological brother. (Forced) to have an indescribable relationship.

However, he feels that he is still a principled person.

——Anyway, the mouth is on me, so I said yes.

"Besides interrogating, what else are you doing at Chen's place?" Shi Huaiya asked.

Is this considered a late interview?

After Su Yun thought for a while, he said: "It's nothing, just sorting out materials, collecting clues, writing copy, making PPT, investigating cases, making research reports, and maintaining relationships among team members. Recently, Chief Chen is going to ask me to draft a The battle plan is out, but I haven’t caught the bad guys, so I really don’t dare…”

“In addition, I am also responsible for some logistical work, such as purchasing printers, A4 paper, and ballpoint pens, assembling and repairing computers, communicating with the canteen about the variety of dishes, and managing the health of team members. If they are so busy that they forget to eat, I can also go to the canteen and cook some dishes for them."

Shihuaiya:...

It is not unreasonable that the crime detection rate of Changfenlong can exceed his own.

But, it’s outrageous!

Did she find a male mother for her group?

Isn't it great to not have to worry about anything and just focus on the things at hand? !

You don’t even have to worry about lumbar spine damage caused by sitting for a long time, because someone will send you a glass of water every hour.

"Stop, stop, stop..." Shi Huaiya interrupted his speech, covered his head, and asked: "Chen Huijie's scolding has become less recently, is it you?"

"What else? Anger is harmful to the body, not good for the heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys. It is also not good for the mental health of some team members who have low self-esteem, autistic and introverted. Moreover, anger can't change anything. It's better to review it if you have time. "

——It is not ruled out that some people think that Chen's scolding is one of the benefits of the Guards Bureau.

Su Yundao: "Of course, reprimanding is also necessary. At this time, I am helping Chief Chen control it."

"hiss……"

For a moment just now, Shi Huaiya wondered if Chen Huijie had been ignored by the good-looking young man in front of her.

She couldn't help but ask a stupid question: "Where did you learn all this?"

Su Yun blinked and looked at the ceiling, filled with bitter tears.

Among the skills he knows, some are naturally charming and have goodwill, so he can skip classes easily.

As for the other part, I have to thank that "good school" that links "school-enterprise cooperation" with graduation certificates.

The internship lasted for three months, which was actually half a year. I didn’t pay five insurances and didn’t get a single payment.

The monthly salary is 800 yuan, and I laugh every day.

The little boss has a bad look on his face as he pursues his soul with all his life, while the big boss has kind eyes and a dark heart.

During that time, Su Yun completely understood what "social evil" means and what "real gold is not afraid of fire" means.