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19 o'clock.

The fans below Li Bai's film review couldn't hold it in any longer.

@李白, has the great god already flipped the brand? Didn't it say that there are three movies a day, three days on New Year's Day, all nine movies are done? There is one more movie review today... Where is it?

Upstairs, I'm sorry, I've been flipped, I'm going to ride with Li Bai!

Li Bai: Get out! The old lady is riding a real horse, not a pony like yours! Don't be impatient in the midst of the crazy stone movie review that has a difficult labor!

Hold……

Alright, although I was scolded for a while, it was worth it to confirm that Li Bai didn't release the pigeons.

At this moment, Li Bai's brows were wrinkled, his nose was twitching, and his little head was full of crazy shots of rocks.

The shooting technique is not professional...no way!

The film's shot transitions are classic, and the parallel, intersecting montages are skillfully applied...

Content Core Laqua?

This is a bit, a stone in the toilet is nothing more than a fart to earn...

whee.

Thinking about it, I don't know which picture I recalled, Li Bai suddenly laughed, the wrinkled expression on his little face disappeared long ago, revealing two little tiger teeth, very cute.

Ah, I'm hitting your lungs!

It's hard to write this review.

Li Bai has been struggling for half an hour. For half an hour, according to her usual style, she can come up with two sharp style film reviews.

But now, Li Bai found that he had a difficult childbirth.

This crazy stone, after watching the whole movie, the audience in the screening hall twitched with laughter.

Even now, Li Bai can't help but want to laugh when he thinks of some scenes.

Moreover, Li Bai can't find any flaws from the perspective of professional film critics.

This film, whether it is the use of the lens, the core of the story, or the acting skills of the actors, is a rare masterpiece.

She is a film critic, not a professional black.

She doesn't rely on this to make money, so only Li Bai's film reviews can be recognized by everyone.

But the problem now is that Li Bai likes this crazy stone very much, and he can't find any faults.

No, it's not my style!

After thinking about it for a long time, Li Bai finally turned on his laptop and wrote this movie review:

Crazy Stone Film Review: The whole play is in Sichuan dialect, bad review!

In terms of advantages, you can see for yourself...

? ? ?

Li Bai's little fans were a little confused.

Is my big Li Bai really not taken by aliens?

How can today's film review be so rough, simple, and cranky.

What is the Sichuan dialect is bad comment.

What are the advantages to see for yourself.

Is my big Li Bai broken by a crazy stone???

Is this still my Li Bai? Demon! Give me back Li Bai!

Li Bai: The old lady isn't dead yet, if the cock is crooked again, pull black!

Hold……

This tone is really Li Bai.

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Of the nine films, the most popular is Soul Boy and a Gem.

Especially the soul boy, who claims to have created a domestic sci-fi for three years, a giant system of conscience, and it is worth having.

Moreover, it quickly formed a reputation among netizens.

The short video platform was also swiped by Lingtong's jokes.

I'm going to slap your lungs, the soul boy is so good, you can take a look!

Brother Dao, a piece of garbage, not only insults my small money, but also insults my IQ!

I'm fucking your lungs! Where did you get these jokes?

Although Lingtong's voice is very high, many netizens have found that many of the passages in Lingtong's video are not in the movie of Lingtong at all.

I'm hitting your lungs, where did this come from?

Weicheng.

Sun Xiaojun has been chasing his dream goddess for half a year.

However, Xiao Can is always at ease with him, and the two have never made substantial progress.

Today is New Year's Day. After dinner, Sun Xiaojun and Shang Xiaocan went to the movies together.

I originally wanted to watch Soul Boy, but the tickets were sold out. At this time, there are only two movies left.

A gem and crazy stone.

Xiao Can, which movie do you want to watch?

Sun Xiaojun doesn't care, it's all to see anyway, which is the same.

Xiao Can is very beautiful. She is Sun Xiaojun's college classmate. She looked at the poster above.

Um?

The star of a gem turned out to be Chen Yuanyuan, this is the queen of the movie, look at the crazy stone next to it...

do not know.

Then take a look...

Give me two crazy stones!

A couple also came to buy movie tickets.

Li Bai is right, a gem is simply garbage, and it insults IQ.

Well, look at the crazy stone handle, the poisonous mouth has been broken, and it is very funny on the Internet.

...

Just as Xiao Can was about to say something, he suddenly swallowed it back.

Everyone has a herd mentality, and Xiao Can is no exception.

Looking back at Sun Xiaojun, he said:

How about we watch Crazy Stone too?

Of course Sun Xiaojun didn't care, and nodded quickly in agreement.

Haha... Xiaojun, this stupid thief is too funny!

Sun Xiaojun's whole person is now erratic.

Who made Crazy Stone?

I want to burn incense for him!

Xiao Can was amused by the plot, laughing out loud.

The two held hands together.

...

This scenario is happening all over the country.

As long as there are films of crazy stones, there is definitely a sea of ​​joy in the screening room.

The audience's laughter did not stop.

Out of the auditorium, there was laughter and laughter all the way.

Moreover, the spread and short videos about Crazy Stone on the Internet have gradually increased.

Brother Dao is so pitiful!

Brother Dao, wait, I'll help you!

Brother Dao, you Mahle Gobi, have you forgotten me?

Slowly, major theater chains found that more and more people began to buy crazy stone movie tickets.

Even, many of them bought crazy stone movie tickets after watching a soul boy or a gem, or other movies.

No way, it's a holiday, isn't it just to be happy.

After watching the movie and coming out, although it feels good, it is a good feeling.

Well, the soul boy is really good, a domestic sci-fi classic.

Well, a gem is good, the plot is online, the acting is online...

That's it.

But when people saw Crazy Stone, they all laughed when they came out.

Aren't you curious?

Could it be that what other people watch is a movie, and what I watch is loneliness?

In the major theaters, in the morning, the soul boy was full, and almost every venue was full.

A gem also performed well, with an attendance rate of over 90%.

Crazy Stone is a bit worse, but it's not bad, at least a lot better than the other six movies, with an attendance rate of 60%.

However, by the afternoon, the situation had changed a bit, the attendance of the soul boy was still full, a gem was about the same, and the crazy stone had increased.

The occupancy rate is almost 65%.

And these additions are not reserved tickets, but the audience who watch the movie on the spot.

This is very rare. After watching a movie for more than an hour, you can continue to watch it, and the proportion is not high.

However, Crazy Stone did it miraculously.

night.

The data produced a bigger change.

The soul boy is still full, a gem has dropped slightly, and the crazy stone has skyrocketed from 65% to 80%.

The major theater chains have been keenly aware of this phenomenon.

In this change, the first-day box office of nine films finally came out.