Why Is a Genius Such as Myself Accepting Apprentices?

"If you go back to Master Li, my master hasn't come back yet."

"Indeed, your master was left to talk by the sect master. It is estimated that he will not be able to come back for a while. Forget it, I will not wait for him. I am in a good mood today. I will find an opponent and practice two moves."

Yun Lige has some longing.

"A master who can fight against Li Shishu must have a good cultivation base, right?"

Hearing this, Li Daoran was relieved for a while.

"It doesn't matter if the cultivation base is high or not. What we mainly focus on is skill and endurance, not compared to cultivation base. However, it's not my uncle who is blowing with you. No matter how deep the water is, even if it is a big river, uncle, I only need a long spear. Just keep her there."

"Hey! Uncle Shi is amazing."

Yun Lige couldn't help taking a deep breath, and after a pause, he reacted again, and immediately said:

"Uncle, I also play guns, can you teach me two tricks?"

"you?"

Li Daoran looked at Yun Lige.

"It's not impossible, but your uncle and me are all playing in the deep water area now, and a young man like you can't hold it back. If you go there, you will basically be abused."

Yun Lige immediately said sternly:

"Uncle Shi, although I can't go to the deep water area now, but I can try to find one or two less powerful ones in the shallow water area first."

"Fuck!"

Li Daoran widened his eyes.

"You can do it, you are very good! Okay, let's go to you like this. You are also Lao Lu's apprentice. Every time I go, I will take you with me."

"Thank you, uncle."

"You two, what are you mumbling about?"

Just when Yun Lige answered Li Daoran excitedly, Lu Xiaoran's voice sounded quietly from below, and after a while, he had come to him.

Yun Lige immediately ran over excitedly and responded:

"Master, Master Li also plays with guns. I asked him to show me and gain some practical experience."

Lu Xiaoran's face darkened and he kicked his ass directly.

"Increase your size. The gun he plays with, the gun you play with, is not the same thing."

"Huh? What kind of gun is that?"

Yun Lige had a question mark on his forehead, and Lu Xiaoran kicked his ass again.

"Why do you ask so many? Have you finished copying the Zhishuifeng Code?"

"Quick... I'm almost done copying. I copied it the fastest. I've copied it more than 9,000 times."

"Then add another five thousand times."

"what?"

Yun Lige was instantly dumbfounded, while Lu Xiaoran stared angrily.

"Ah what? Is your butt still itchy?"

"No, no, I'll go right now, Master, don't be angry."

Yun Lige shrank his neck, and immediately trotted back to the study honestly.

Then, Lu Xiaoran gave Li Daoran an angry look.

"If you dare to take my apprentice on a crooked road in the future, don't blame me for being rude to you."

Li Daoran shrugged and said aggrievedly:

"What's up with me? He wants to go with me himself."

"Don't bullshit."

Lu Xiaoran said angrily, put his hands behind his back, and walked towards his house, Li Daoran immediately followed.

"Old Lu, don't be angry. I'm just kidding. He really wants to go. I wouldn't dare to take him without your permission."

"As long as you know."

"Hey hey... Who are we with whom? It's almost time for a gourd together. I can't figure out your temper?"

The two came to the living room and sat down. Soon, Ji Wuxia came over with two cups of tea.

The moment he saw Ji Wuxia, Li Daoran's eyes were straight.

Although it is said that the vast majority of women in the martial arts world are fair-skinned and beautiful because of their cultivation, but some people stand at the pinnacle of aesthetics.

Ji Wuxia belongs to this category.

No matter her figure, beauty, or the temperament she exudes, none of the fairies of the Acacia sect can compare.

"Old Lu, I'm here today. I know why you didn't go to the Hehuan Sect. You are a treasure in a golden house."

Ji Wuxia's face turned red, while Lu Xiaoran said in a bad mood:

"Don't talk nonsense, this is my second apprentice, Ji Wuxia."

"what?"

Li Daoran exclaimed, looked at Ji Wuxia carefully, was silent for a moment, and then said:

"Old Lu, if you want to take the spiritual stone you gave me back, you can say it directly. With our friendship, there is no need to do this."

"Ten years! A whole ten years! You haven't taken any of your apprentices, but in just a few days, you broke out three apprentices."

"You can't say that. I didn't ask you to give each apprentice 6,660 high-grade spirit stones as red envelopes."

Li Daoran's face twitched violently.

Deliberately, in front of Ji Wuxia, saying this kind of thing is definitely intentional.

Seeing Ji Wuxia staring straight at him, Li Daoran could only bite the bullet and take out a red envelope.

"Senior nephew, this is a little bit of uncle's care."

"Thank you, uncle."

Ji Wuxia thanked, took the storage bag, put down the tea, and then turned to leave.

Li Daoran didn't know if it was because he was distressed, so he took a big mouthful of tea.

"You come to me, what are you going to do?"

Lu Xiaoran asked.

Li Daoran just remembered the business and smiled mysteriously.

"Old Lu, do you know how I fix the scalpers?"

"do not know."

"you guess. "

"Too lazy to guess."

"..."

"Forget it, you are really boring, I will tell you directly. I will take him to the Hehuan Sect."

"and then?"

"I ordered the ninety-eight set meal."

"The one who forcibly planted two strawberries around your neck, Zhang Dazhuang?"

"That's right, it's him! Let me tell you, after I brought him in, I ordered Zhang Dazhuang directly, and after sending him in, I turned around and ran, hehe... I guess now, the scalper has been taken The tossing is out of breath.”

"You're really bad enough."

Lu Xiaoran was quite speechless, but Li Daoran was beaming with joy, as if raising his eyebrows.

"That's what he deserves. Who let him bully me like that. If the Sect Master didn't forgive me in advance, I'm afraid I'd be killed by him."

"That's why you caused his blind date to fail."

"Never mind, I've done it anyway."

However, just between Li Daoran's brows, a rough voice suddenly came in.

"Elder Lu, are you at home?"

Hearing this voice, Li Daoran, who was originally happy, changed his face instantly.

"This voice is a scalper, damn, why did he come back so quickly? Lao Lu, it's broken, find a place for me to hide, the scalper is so angry right now, if he sees me, he will probably cut me directly. ."

But just as he got up, the squat figure of Elder Huang Niu rushed in with great strides.

"Hahahaha...Elder Lu, you won't be angry when I rush to visit, right? Hey, Daoran, you're here too!"

Li Daoran shivered all over, almost not urinating his pants.