Wilderness Lucky God

rub.

Ye Tian's face turned green, and he turned around and ran away. This chimpanzee was too disgusting, so he had a grudge against him.

Snapped.

After two steps, I heard a loud sound in my ear.

Turning his head to see, his face was dark, and there was a black and dry thing on the ground where he was originally standing. The color and smell fully showed that it was the **** of the chimpanzee himself.

No wonder staying quietly on the tree in silence, it turned out to be shit, and then make **** shells.

Whoosh.

There was another rushing sound in the ear, and it was terrifying with accuracy.

Ye Tian scolded his mother for selling criticism in his heart, but he didn't dare to stop under his feet, and quickly began to run, avoiding in a zigzag pattern, and the effect was great in the forest.

The water friends in the live broadcast room found out for the first time, and they all felt miserable.

"Damn! Really threw shit."

"Anchor, run, here again."

"Quite fast, this accurate head, this precision, short preparation time, quick shot time, concealed weapon master! If this chimpanzee can participate in the international dart competition, he will definitely win a gold medal."

"23333, chimpanzee, if I don't accept the wall, I will obey you."

"What is the most lacking in the 21st century? Talents, chimpanzees, the country needs you, and the people need you. On behalf of the hidden weapon industry, I welcome you to join."

.....

Snapped.

A tight lump of **** hit a tree with a crisp and loud sound. The whole tree trembled. The lump of **** burst open in an instant and scattered towards the surroundings. The smell was quite unusual.

Ye Tian breathed a sigh of relief, but fortunately, he hid, the chimpanzee threw it too fast.

I really don't know how much this chimpanzee pulled, and it made so many **** bombs, it's crazy.

Ye Tian shook his finger at the chimpanzee, a **** with a contempt expression on his face.

Immediately, the chimpanzee's unwilling cry came from the tree, grinning.

The next moment, the chimpanzee seemed to know that he couldn't help Ye Tian, ​​and turned his head to look at Xue Qian who was not far away.

For it, the creatures in front of it look the same, who is not throwing it?

When I thought about it, the eyes of the orangutan became sharp.

Fluffy's hand grabbed the tuft of the branch, quickly kneaded it tightly, and grinned triumphantly at Ye Tian in the distance, then Mao Mao waved his hand and a dark shadow fell from the sky.

"Fuck!"

Ye Tian was taken aback, and immediately shouted: "Xue Qian, pay attention to his head."

"what?"

Xue Qian raised his head suspiciously, only to see a black streamer flying rapidly, and he didn't give him time to escape.

With a slap, just in the middle of his forehead, Xue Qian was overthrown by a force. His eyes were filled with confusion. The moment he fell, he saw the chimpanzee on the tree screaming triumphantly, and then he waved his hand again. The black shadow of the group flew over again anxiously.

Ye Tian covered his face and couldn't bear to look straight.

By coincidence, he yelled, Xue Qian raised his head and hit his forehead. This match was perfect, he definitely didn't mean it.

"Ah~~~~"

There was a miserable cry of **** fissure in the rain forest, and the resentment contained in it made the large animal chrysanthemum tighten, and the small animal fled in a hurry.

ten minutes later.

By the side of a clear stream, the stream is very narrow, but the water is clean, and what creatures are there at a glance, so you don’t have to worry about crocodiles.

Vomiting~

Rushing.

Along with the sound of vomiting and the sound of water washing and rubbing, Xue Qian was cleaning weakly and was tortured by the chimpanzee.

Ye Tian climbed up a big tree at this time and looked at the nearby terrain from it. Although the visibility was poor, it was much better than on the ground.

"Hahahaha~~"

"Poor Xue Qian, sympathize with him for a second."

"That chimpanzee is too hateful, it must be condemned, and...can you do it again? I haven't seen enough."

"The upstairs is too bad, from the perspective of justice... I also asked to come again."

......

With a crash, Xue Qian directly took off his clothes and jumped in.

Ye Tian suddenly remembered something, turned his head and said to Xue Qian: "By the way, Xue Qian, don't pee in the water!"

Xue Qian was stunned, and asked in doubt: "What? Urine pollutes the environment?" That said, he really wanted to pee. After all, when he was a child, he used to urinate a lot in the bathhouse.

Ye Tian said with a strange expression: "I told you, don't pee in the stream, don't blame me if it hurts."

After speaking, Ye Tian turned his head and continued to observe the terrain.

When Xue Qian heard this, his body suddenly trembled. Speaking of death, he felt that being able to live today is really a legend and can be written into a book. To be honest, living in the city is good and getting married is good.

But what does Ye Tian mean? Would it be possible to die if you pee in the water? When I was a child, I was in the bathhouse, river or even swimming pool.

But after arriving in the rainforest, every time Ye Tian said it, it was not a lie. Every time there was a crisis, there was a crisis. The poison dart frog on the leaves, the crocodile from the water plants, and each of them seemed inconspicuous or hidden It’s a great animal, and it’s terrifying, by the way, there is a **** chimpanzee.

When he thinks of chimpanzees, Xue Qian feels his liver aches, and the stench and scent on his body seem to grow stronger.

I washed it quickly, but unfortunately without shampoo and shower gel, it was really difficult to wash it off, or Xue Qian's heart was too dark.

The water friends also felt very puzzled, how could they die when peeing in the water, so they asked one after another.

"Anchor, why did you tell Xue Qian not to pee in the water?"

"Is the water not clean? Or is Xue Qian's urine poisonous? Then drinking water will poison him and die."

"6666...this **** logic upstairs."

"The last moment the anchor died: You actually poisoned your urine."

"Hahahahahaha"

.....

Ye Tian rolled his eyes and explained angrily: "The Congo River is a freshwater river. There are all kinds of fish in the freshwater river. The reason why I told Xue Qian not to pee in the water was because, There is a kind of freshwater fish called toothpick fish living in the Congo River. Their body is so small that they can swim into the victim's urethra. Once rooted, they will stretch out a small thorn and rely on the absorption of the victim’s They feed on blood and body tissues. The frightening thing is that they will survive and reproduce in the victim's body until the victim's blood is sucked dry. Only surgery can remove them."

When the water friends heard this, they took a breath.

"I'm going, toothpick fish?"

"Anchor, I don't read much, don't you lie to me? Is there any kind of pornography?"

"Can you get in from there? How much does it hurt?"

"My god, what should I do after I get in? It won't be cut off!"

"Puff, isn't it!!"

"What else? Suck it out?"

"Fuck..."

.....

Ye Tian continued: "If you pee in the water, the temperature of the water and the composition of the urine will make this fish feel. If there is another toothpick fish next to it, the toothpick fish will definitely follow your urine quickly. Go in, after you get in, don’t you think about using such a stupid way? Can you reach your own with your head? You can only take it out by surgery, there is no other way, and the surgery has to be done before you die of pain After all, that place is very fragile, and after the operation, it is mostly useless."

"Fuck! It feels chilly underneath me immediately. I used to pee in the water, but fortunately no fish got in."

"It's so painful, I won't pee in the river anymore~www.NovelMTL.com~cover my face]"

"By the way, what would happen if it were a woman...? [Hehehe]"

"Hehehe~~ and barbs!"

"Hold the grass, drive upstairs, out of reach, my old waist."

"Hey! Demon demon spirit? Come and save me, I overturned."

"Thank you [I have been an Iraqi for three years since I lost my heart] for the plane X2 presented to the anchor!"

"Thank you [Leaving the loneliness, to yourself] for the card X12 presented to the anchor!"

"Thank you [goodbye, goodbye, never see] for the high-level rewards presented to the anchor!"

"Thank you [Sorrow why I don’t understand i] for giving the anchor X2000 praise!"