Wilderness Lucky God

"Hello, I am your girlfriend's ex-boyfriend. She is a good girl. Please cherish her. If you are just playing, please let her go. When you are with her, take her shopping and don’t let her wear high heels. She will have pain in her feet. Every time she sees her frown, we must coax her well. She doesn't like a hot day, she becomes impatient when it gets hot. The first time we did it in a small hotel at 40 yuan in front of the school, she hurts The heart-piercing qi is like gossip, and my hands scratched my back. If you don’t talk about this, you will know these things slowly, and talk about what you don’t know. The first time is super tight, but you can rest assured, I have helped you widen it. It’s easier for you to enter, and you don’t have to watch her suffer and feel distressed. Her left breast is bigger because I have always been accustomed to touching it with the right hand. From now on you will focus on the right side, balance it.? If you follow She, don’t let her be on top all the time, that way she’s very tired.? I have only used many poses with her, but you can develop a little bit more. She likes new ones.? What she likes the most is to let me from behind In, she is shy and embarrassed, but she is the most comfortable in that posture. You have to take the initiative.? By the way, she only uses Durex. But don’t use cool clothes, she doesn’t like it because it’s too cold. You can buy convex I have not used it before. She should like it. In fact, she never wants me to use the condom because she is afraid that I will be sad. But still use it. It’s not good to be pregnant. You should also think about her that she does not resist Give me KJ, you can also try, but the technique is not good, because I can’t bear to let her do this.? She likes me giving her KJ, really, she will resist, but really like it, you Be tough. She enjoys it every time. Her ears are the most sensitive point, and RT is also very sensitive. She has a lot of water. Very comfortable.? Also, she is very picky and good at KISS. ? It doesn't seem to be much anymore. That's it.? I wish you happiness.? By the way, don't think of her hand touching my brother when you hold hands, by the way, don't think of her mouth being slapped by me when you kiss It's full, by the way, don't think about the same expression when you face me. Be happy friends."

Suddenly a long barrage appeared, the whole live broadcast room was quiet, the whole world was quiet, everyone was shocked, the world actually has the vicious way of caring now, and then... Everyone read it carefully, and Ye Tian couldn't help but read it.

With eighteen bends on the mountain road, the famous autumn mountain bike **** will overturn at this corner.

One minute later, the screen is full of 6666, and everyone will only post 666, and the others will not be posted at all.

"666666"

"6666666"

"Mom sold batches, I overturned again."

"I thought there was an undercover agent, but I didn't expect to see the friendly army in the end."

"There is still this kind of routine, it's almost turned over."

"Damn, I can't bear to look directly at him, he said too finely."

"I learned the posture of a disgusting ex-girlfriend. Don't be too 6. I can disgust her and doubt life."

.......

Ye Tian was stunned. With this kind of routine, he couldn't help giving a thumbs up and said, "Awesome!"

And the water friend who raised the question weakly said again: "Anchor, is this really good for you?"

"Cough cough cough cough."

Ye Tian just remembered that he was the righteer, and he immediately corrected his face and said, "Well, everyone, don’t make trouble. This friend is already very entangled. We can’t sprinkle salt on other people’s wounds. Cool."

"23333"

"It's really cool."

"Forgive me for smiling unkindly, hahahahaha."

......

Ye Tian continued: "Next, the anchor’s emotional interpretation of time, that [my girlfriend is pregnant] friend, everyone was jokes before, don’t care, your approach is not wrong, when you meet this woman, Of course, you have to break up. This green hat must not be carried. This green hat is a lifetime, and you will be ruined in this life. You must not carry this pot, and if you are married to her, this woman will not really love you."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were a little confused. They didn't agree to get married, but the latter sentence was a bit so.

"Anchor, it's impossible to do it! Maybe people will take care of it."

"Yes! Anchor, although I agree that I must never marry such a woman, how can this woman not love him? He has treated her like this."

"Anchor, have you encountered it?"

"You have a story and I have wine, please tell your story."

......

Ye Tian rolled his eyes unhappily and said, "Well, let me tell you an investigation result. I am not discriminating against women, but this is a real investigation."

"This survey of women is like this: there are two men, one is smoking, drinking, drugging and squatting in jail with tattoos all over the body, and the ex-boyfriend who broke your virgin body and caused you to have ten abortions; the other is a car, a house, integrity, kindness and filial piety. Honest husband of your parents, which one do you love the most in your heart? Which one should you choose according to your thinking? Tell the truth."

"Of course it's the second one."

"Yes, it must be the second one, that's a good husband!"

"It's good not to dislike her, how can she be the second one."

"It won't be the first one! If it is, I will doubt life from now on."

......

Ye Tian sighed and said, "Hey, most of the answers are like this~www.NovelMTL.com~ The first 30%: Of course it's an ex-boyfriend! Every time I have **** with a stupid husband, I think about my ex-boyfriend. ; The second 50%: Yes, my husband is a stupid, and he still hates me for having aborted a few times. If it weren’t for my ex-boyfriend’s money, I wouldn’t marry him, hahaha, I spend now With my husband’s money, I secretly bought a BMW X5 for my ex-boyfriend; the third 18%: Well, even if the ex-boyfriend abandons us again and again, we still love him deeply, and the receiver will never understand. What is true love. You know, a woman is really a complicated animal."

"23333"

"6666666"

"This kind of woman is so cheap."

"Women sometimes do it. This shows that I am a girl. Among the girls I know, there are really some who say the same as the anchor."

"This...this...this, I suddenly don't know what to say."

"That brother, what you did is right, we support you."

"Yes, yes, support you."

"That's right, it's obviously that the woman is not right with the girlfriend. They cheated and scolded others for scumbags. It's not a good idea."

"Look at it, fortunately, you found out before you got married. If you find out after you get married, as the anchor said, don't you regret it more? So you found out in advance. You should be happy, laugh, go and run. To welcome your new life, successfully escaped a green hat."

"What I said upstairs is so reasonable, I can't refute it."

"Thank you [My girlfriend is pregnant] for the Rocket X10 presented to the anchor!-anchor, I understand it thoroughly, I won’t be entangled in this matter any more, I have completely let go of it, thank you for enlightening me, just like that water friend Say, I found out in advance, I'm not married yet, I should be happy."

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