Wilderness Lucky God

Ye Tian sighed in his heart, every forest elephant is so polite, unlike in the city, now that even an old man has fallen down and he dare not help.

It's really not as good as an elephant!

But who would dare to support the elephant, I am afraid it is too short-lived!

It's like a man like him, whether it's supporting a wall or supporting a dick, a man who even dares to support an elephant, dare to do so.

When I think about it, I feel happy.

And at this moment.

Hey!

The elephant’s nose that Ye Tian was holding suddenly sprayed out two streams of water, anxiously and slowly, directly on Ye Tian’s face. Ye Tian was just in the air at this moment, unable to exert any force at all, and he had no defense. The most important thing is The distance is short, it is impossible to prevent it!

Seeing the water, his mind went blank, and then Ye Tian was topped off.

Guru Guru!

This strength was so strong that Ye Tian turned a few somersaults.

The friends in the live broadcast room were also stunned, completely stunned by this scene.

In fact, the forest elephant just handed out its trunk. It really looked like a man pulling a fallen person. The hand extended, so polite, shocked them. This forest looks so smart!

Especially when they heard Ye Tian's shameless praise, they basically believed it.

However, before Ye Tian stood up, he was sprayed away.

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"The anchor was actually caught up in an elephant routine!"

"Damn! It's so fierce! This drool made the anchor fly."

"This forest looks like a good routine! It turned out that I had prepared water in my mouth long ago, and I came to help the anchor and sprayed it. This...what a scheming!"

"I played the anchor head-on. The first time I saw it, I served this forest elephant."

"Now, an elephant can play tricks!"

"I'm still too young, I just thought the scene was very loving, and then I saw the anchor flying above the water."

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Everyone was stunned by the actions of this forest elephant, including Ye Tian, ​​completely stunned.

He thought that the forest elephant was really here to help him, but he never expected that he would be given a routine by a forest elephant.

He was so handsome, handsome, and suave. He punched the Nanshan Nursing Home and kicked the Beihai kindergarten, and he was given a routine by a beast.

It is tolerable! Who can't bear it!

Lao Tzu has repeatedly tolerated you, even if you bully Lao Tzu, you still spit at me and spit me so far.

This is trampling on his dignity and self-esteem.

He wants face too, okay?

Is it humiliating to be so insulted in front of fans around the world?

If he doesn't do anything now, it would be shameful that a generation of heroes has been bullied by a forest elephant.

How will he be a man in the future?

bristle!

Rage up!

He immediately jumped up from the ground, no matter his body was wet, his face was still a little painful, one hand pinched his waist, the other pointed forward, his eyes were like electricity, and he roared with great momentum: "Brother Elephant, I will give you one. A chance to reorganize the language, otherwise I’ll hit you on your knees and call Dad now! I’m serious, I’m super serious! I get angry, even I am afraid!"

In the live video, a handsome looking but a little embarrassed figure pointed at a strong and tall forest elephant, and said condescending words, which looked very harmonious, and made people feel refreshed.

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"233333333"

"23333, give you a chance to reorganize your language, otherwise you will kneel and call you Dad!"

"Damn, although the anchor said it is very imposing, but I watch it all the way, is this picture all comedy?"

"I'm serious, I get angry, even I am afraid of myself! Forgive me for smiling unkindly, hahaha~~~"

"Hahahaha~~ I laughed to death, hahahahaha~~ I can’t stop at all!!!"

"Although the anchor is a man now, my wife and I laughed happily. Hey, I seem to hear the boss laugh, wait, fuck! The boss is behind me..."

"Laughing, my stomach hurts. I was still working. Then I slapped the boss on the face with a smile. I don’t know if I will be fired today. Damn, hahahaha~~ Even if fired, I will Want to laugh."

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It is indeed Ye Tian's look, equipped for this occasion, and the cruel words that are too inappropriate, this is simply watching a nonsense funny movie, because you don't know what will happen next moment.

The forest elephant looked dumbfounded and flicked its nose around. What is this guy who was playing with it just now doing? What are you talking about? Is it complimenting it? Want to play?

The elephant's eyes lit up suddenly, and its nose stood up, bent, and launched.

In fact, elephants like to play in water, and to express kindness like a companion is to spray water. Because they are familiar with you, they spit at you, which is probably what it means.

Of course, Ye Tian doesn't think so. After all, whoever is playing with you is spitting at you without warning, sick!

Ye Tian felt bad when he saw the elephant's trunk stand up, but the spray of water was too fast.

Only in time, I roared in my heart: Iron!

The forehead was suddenly as hard as steel.

when!

It hit his forehead hard and knocked him down again suddenly. It was so powerful that it was simply the sound of steel collision.

"Fuck!"

Suddenly, he turned two somersaults again, although his brain didn't hurt, but he felt wronged.

Lao Tzu helped you save the elephant in the forest, and you still bullied Lao Tzu, it's true that Lao Tzu is in the mud.

He touched his forehead and stood up again and roared: "Damn elephant, come back, believe it or not, I took out a 20-meter knife and stabbed you to death. For the sake of our friendship, I will let you run 19 meters first. Lao Tzu is so generous."

With that, he took out the sharp blade, um, it was only 20 centimeters, and then stared fiercely at the forest elephant, as if he wanted to make a few holes in the elephant's head.

"23333"

"2333333"

"Take out Lao Tzu's 20-meter knife, and let you run 19 meters first!"..

"...I'm so generous!"

"Obviously I should sympathize with the anchor at this time, but why I don't have any fluctuations in my heart, and I still want to laugh~www.NovelMTL.com~hahahahaha~~~ Forgive me for not being able to hold it anymore. I laughed unkindly."

"D, anchor, you are blind as the forest elephant! 20 centimeters, you dare to blow 20 meters, I am 18 centimeters, I have not dared to say, for fear that the hooligan will find me."

"...God is 18 centimeters!"

"The anchor said: Believe it or not, I take out the 20 cm. Girlfriend, let you run 9 cm first."

"Nima, this car is out of reach."

"Oh, hold the grass! My old waist, he's overturned again."

"Hey! Demon demon spirit! I overturned the car again, where am I? I am in the Douyu live broadcast room, come here~"

"What are you talking about? Why don't I understand? I shouldn't care about the anchor now, whether he will be killed by the forest elephant? After all, the anchor is doing this to death, completely provoking the forest elephant."

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