Wilderness Lucky God

The live broadcast room was extremely lively, and everyone was actively speaking.

This kind of question is not only used to test people's IQ, but also to swear, 6 is not good, 6 is flying.

Ye Tian smiled heartlessly, and the live broadcast room was also very happy. There was only one person, watching this scene secretly with a dumb face.

Of course, it was Annie who was sitting behind Ye Tian, ​​with a dazed face and a good command of Chinese, which did not mean that she could understand such a profound joke.

"I still can't give you such a high-level topic, you see, you will turn your face."

Ye Tian said with an innocent face. The expression on that face was so awkward that it made people want to hit him. No, he murmured: "I don't have a high IQ. I blame me. It's really hard to be a good anchor. ."

Although it is a muttering sound, everyone in the live broadcast room can hear it!

"23333"

"2333333"

"Anchor, I can't help myself."

"Anchor, my black belt can no longer be controlled, what should I do?"

"Anchor, I can't control my iron fist."

"Anchor, my kitchen knife can't control it."

"Anchor, my dog ​​can't control it anymore."

"Anchor, I solemnly tell you that if you despise my IQ anymore, you will make me............ love you more, you have to be responsible to me and support me for the rest of my life. "

"666666...Upstairs, you traitor!"

"I'll tell you weakly, you can't actually beat the anchor. The anchor punched hyenas, stepped on crocodiles, and hacked pythons to death... even now they are still riding forest elephants, that, who can't control himself."

"23333.... I hate you for telling the truth."

......

Annie: "..."

She only felt a shot in her knee, because she hadn't understood any of them until now. At this moment, she has been extremely good at her childhood, and she doubts her IQ at this moment.

"Haha~~ Let's talk about it!"

Ye Tian said with a smile, and immediately this proposal to change the topic was approved by everyone.

Ye Tian thought about it for a while, and continued: "The girl was in the third grade, and her mother took her to the hospital for a stomachache. The doctor asked: Have you lived X life? Mom quickly said: No, the child is still young. In the third grade of junior high school. But at this time, the girl said weakly: Yes. Mom's face changed suddenly. At this time, the girl weakly asked: Doctor, is this related to the condition? Doctor: No, just ask.. ..."

As soon as I said this, I heard a laugh, although it was very small.

That's right, the laughter came into Ye Tian's ears, very clear and pleasant.

Ye Tian also felt a soft massage from his back, the strength was pretty good.

This time Annie finally understood, but her cheeks were a little red.

In the live broadcast room.

"6666"

"666666"

"Is this doctor alive?"

"This doctor is awesome, he's going to heaven!"

"Anchor, tell me the truth, whether this doctor was beaten to death."

"Hahaha~~ To tell you the truth, the doctor was beaten so badly and his face was swollen! Hey~~ I am funny, but my leg was also interrupted! Hahaha~~ I lied to you, he went peacefully ."

"Don't worry, everyone, the doctor walked very peacefully, haha~~ I lied to you, my body is incomplete."

"Looking to you, the ashes were scattered on the street. The sprinkler came over and it was broadcast. Today is a good day. The family members are in good control of their emotions. They are all eating oranges and playing mahjong. Some relatives even laughed."

"23333..... Just take you!"

"Khan! If I go to the toilet, if I don't accept the dick, I will obey you!"

"I was calm, so I knelt on the ground and watched the host's live broadcast room and everyone's comments.

"23333...Don't say, I met this incident in the hospital, but the ending was different. The girl's belly was eight months pregnant, and the little girl and her mother were completely dumbfounded."

"666666... ​​the man upstairs, is it real?"

"Now girls, how good at playing?"

"Stealing the forbidden fruit, now the little girl is too self-loving."

"Well, anchor, I have some emotional problems recently, can you consult? I remember that there was an emotional counseling session in the live broadcast room?"

......

Ye Tian looked at the live broadcast room with a smile, watching these comments, he couldn't help being amused.

These water friends are really talented, and they are getting closer and closer to him. Sure enough, someone as good as him can definitely lead everyone to a bright future.

For example, the upper limit of IQ is constantly increasing, making them good people like him.

You see, this is the proof.

Feel happy!

Seeing the last comment, I was taken aback.

It seems to be true. He used to be known as a social emotional counseling teacher.

He couldn't help but straighten his face, put on a social expression, and said seriously: "The water friend, the emotional problem you encountered, please tell me honestly. I am very happy to help you answer it."

Just listen to the water friend said: "I have always liked a girl, but I have never dared to confess. Just a few days ago, the company arranged for a business trip with her. We have been busy for several days and finally completed the company's mission. I am happy. Finally plucked up the courage to invite her out for a drink and supper. When I returned to the hotel and broke up, I was about to confess through Jiujin. She suddenly smiled and asked me: "Whose song is the glory days?" "I didn't even think about it, and blurted out: "Huang Jiaju's!" "Then she snorted, turned her head and left. No matter how I apologize, it's useless. She just ignores me and doesn't talk to me until now. Anchor, what should I do now? Where did I go wrong? Okay. Confused, my thoughts are so confused!"

In the live broadcast room.

"Um... there is nothing wrong with this answer!"

"Brother, you did nothing wrong! Don't worry!"

"What the hell, this girl won't be at fault in her heart!"

"That is, I won't just find a reason to perfuse you."

"I think this girl may see that you like her, and then give any reason to dispel your thoughts."

"I thought it was the case. There is nothing wrong with this reason."

"Khan! Brother, when you meet this kind of girl, you shouldn't get along, you will have to be ashamed then."

"Yes, men have to be tough."

......

Everyone enthusiastically came up with ideas, and everyone was at a loss. What the boy said was true, and there was really nothing wrong with what he said.

Only the girl is ill.

The water friend: "Really? Should I give up? But I really like her~www.NovelMTL.com~Anchor, is this really my fault?"

Basically everyone persuaded him to give up. After all, this kind of thing can't be forced sometimes.

Ye Tian looked speechless, completely different from everyone's reaction.

With helplessness on his face, he said quietly: "Didn't I tell you? If you don't understand, then go open the room! Open the room and understand."

The water friend: "???"

In the live broadcast room.

"Hat??"

"What is this operation?"

"Anchor, **** is against the law and you must go to jail."

"Anchor, don't make bad ideas."

"Does it really mean something?"

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