Wilderness Lucky God

With the operation of a show, the original roasted whole lamb on the grassland.

Especially this kind of wild sheep, the meat is still very delicious, tender and fragrant.

It was also the first time for Ye Tian to eat. With his super-advanced barbecue skills and three figures, it was a meal that was gobbled up, and the food was full of oil.

Especially the flathead brother, almost chewing on his bones.

The satisfied expression on his face made the water friends in the live room directly riot.

After all, an animal is better than what they eat, so envy and jealous!

After dinner, I lay on the ground and looked at the stars above my head, bragging with the water friends.

Blowing, blowing.

A line suddenly appeared on the barrage:

"Anchor, it seems that I haven't talked about a joke for a long time. In this situation, I feel that I should have two jokes to set off such a solemn atmosphere."

Suddenly, there was agreement under this barrage:

"Yeah."

"I feel I also need some jokes to match the beauty of today!"

"It's very literary. Come to my room at night and let's exchange literature."

"Hahahaha~~Come on, anchor, tell a story!"

"Little Maza is ready, and supper is also ready. I won't talk about it at this time, but when will I wait."

"I have dragged my daughter-in-law here, anchor, hurry up!"

"Upstairs, you are a bit too much, unless you share your sister-in-law with us."

"Hey hey hey! How can you be so nasty? Other people's wives, you are like this, and you have to share with you, it is so...exciting!"

"As soon as I heard that the anchor was about to tell a story, I only felt a warm air rising from the lower abdomen, through the large intestine and small intestine, reaching the stomach pouch, and then to the throat. I was so scared that I hurriedly stepped forward and lost my breath. The airflow was slowly pressed back into the stomach bag, back to the large intestine and small intestine, but unfortunately there was a hole underneath, this airflow leaked out, what a pity!"

"Upstairs, what am I talking about, why didn't I understand?"

"That's a fart."

"Puff~~666, what a man!"

.....

Seeing the noise in the live broadcast room, Ye Tian did not refuse, nodded, and said, "That's OK, I haven't said it for a long time, so let's talk about it today!"

As soon as Ye Tian said this, the excited barrage in the live broadcast room flew over, making it extremely lively.

Ye Tian thought for a moment, and then said, "Today Xiaohua went on a blind date. In the coffee shop, the woman asked Xiaohua: Is there a room? Xiaohua: Yes. Woman: Is there WiFi? Xiaohua felt complacent and thought The girl should be a girl who likes to surf the Internet, and she vowed to say: There are too! Female: Is the signal strong? Xiao Hua proudly said: It is full of standards everywhere in my family. And in Xiao Hua's bewildered face, the female listens After that, she showed a contemptuous expression and then left without looking back, leaving behind the inexplicable Xiaohua, who did not understand why the other party left. Depressed Xiaohua, finished his coffee in one sip, and then went to the park for a stroll , I want to ease the depression in my heart. I heard a couple talking sweetly. The woman asked: What am I yours? The man answered: Baby, you are my textbook. The woman said: I hate it. Then she hugged her happily in the arms of the man. Xiao Hua only felt that her whole person had been severely hit. What kind of situation is this? Why did he not understand the behavior of the blind date today? The conversation between the lovers I don't understand, Xiao Hua, who looked disappointed, went home and called his good friend. After hearing his narration, his good friend gave him a sentence: You deserve to be single."

After Ye Tian finished speaking, he glanced at the live broadcast room, and his face showed a bright smile: "You are finished, do you understand?"

"?????"

"?????"

"?????"

"What the hell?"

"Why didn't I understand?"

"You deserve to be single!"

"Upstairs, do you understand?"

"No, but didn't that Xiaohua's good friend answer that way?"

The water friends in the live broadcast room looked blank, what the hell?

This is a joke? ! ‘

"Don't panic! Don't panic everyone! Hold on!"

"Hold on! Hold on! Be sure to hold on, we can win this one!"

"Steady you are paralyzed, I feel that my big sword can no longer control."

"What the anchor said must have a special meaning. Why did that woman turn around and leave when she heard Xiaohua's words? There must be other meanings."

"In other words, what I care most about is that you are my textbook. What kind of love story is this? Even if I have a girlfriend, I feel confused."

"Kneel to the master to explain!"

"Guiqiu to explain, I feel my IQ has been insulted."

"It must have a special meaning. I have written it down one by one. I want to study it carefully."

"Study a woolen thread, I have the urge to lift the table. (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻"

"Anchor, let me know! I feel that my own brain cells have died a lot, and I need to eat a lot of things to make up."

"I feel that the textbook should refer to the real estate certificate? After all, the other party is the real estate certificate, and the representative is very important."

"I think the analysis upstairs makes sense!"

"I feel that the analysis is unreasonable~www.NovelMTL.com~ The story of the anchor is not so superficial."

"I agree with the statement upstairs!"

"No matter who you agree with, can you give me something reliable?"

"Anxiously for answers! Waiting online! Very anxious!"

"I have sent this joke to Moments."

"Wipe~~ By the way, I'll ask Du Niang! Du Niang must know."

"Upstairs, I think you should save some effort! The jokes the anchor talked about are not available on the Internet. After all, I was so naive before."

"I'll post it to the post, the group and the space. I don't believe it. I gather everyone's wisdom and I can't solve it."

"Anchor, give me some hints!"

......

Seeing the noise in the live broadcast room, Ye Tian smiled and did not speak.

All kinds of speculations, all kinds of monsters, ghosts and snakes, and some answers really made Ye Tian's eyes bright.

Of course, the answer is: No.

Ye Tian lay lazily on the grass, Ami lay quietly on the side, resting his hands on the ground, holding his little face, and staring at Ye Tian without blinking.

The flat-headed brother on the side, holding a big bone, is still biting and grinding his teeth by the way.

On the grassland, the bright moon was in the sky, extremely bright, and the stars were dotted on the starry sky with a special layout, shining brightly, competing with the bright moon.

The scenery is picturesque and there are couples on the grassland.

Bragging with water friends, this is also a good taste of life.

Ye Tian's thoughts were diverging. On the grassland, this dazzling galaxy dangled, his mind calm, as if he had been purified by nature, extremely peaceful, natural and comfortable.

Suddenly, Ye Tian suddenly thought of Wang Dafu who followed him into the grassland:

"By the way, Dafu doesn't know how he gets along with his good friends? Do you miss me?"