Wilderness Lucky God

BJ City.

In a senior manager's office of a large securities company.

A middle-aged man with a handsome face was looking at the live broadcast room on the computer screen interestingly. It was Ye Tian's live broadcast room.

Looking at the touted barrage, and the urging and anticipation of the water friends, a satisfied smile appeared on his face unconsciously.

Tang Long, 35, has a successful career and a happy family. He is the chief analyst of a large company, a top trader, and a person who can play with stocks. No one is a fool. Their brains are always active.

Ever since I watched Ye Tian’s live broadcast, I have become a member of thousands of water friends. In the city, the unseen world, the various dangers encountered, the magical adventures, and the knowledge of survival in the wild, these are all It's refreshing.

What he likes most is that Ye Tian talked about some passages for everyone to discuss and guess the answer, because he found that these things are quite interesting, not only covering the philosophy of life, but also from the perspective of the problem, many times it makes you imagine not. To.

And after you understand it, you can't help but laugh out loud.

Of course, if you unlock it yourself, you will feel more fulfilled.

In particular, it will be recognized by the majority of water friends.

There is a piece of paper and a pen in Tang Long's hand. What is written on it is the paragraph that Ye Tian just talked about. There is also a large section of analysis below, inserting from various angles, starting and analyzing.

Feeling that the time is almost the same, I put my hand on the keyboard, crackled a long paragraph of text quickly, and hit the Enter key.

I lit a cigarette and took a sip. This kind of answer to solve the jokes brought him back to the school days and the joy of solving math competition problems. No, I have to be happier.

"The anchor is really a talent. I really don't know how he came up with these interesting stories." Tang Long sighed.

And in the live broadcast room.

"Seeing that everyone is a little anxious, then I will talk about my analysis ideas. In fact, what the anchor said is really a reminder. WiFi coverage. I believe that everyone has WiFi at home now. And Xiaohua went on a blind date. The woman asked His house, this is of course not the key, but on WiFi. In fact, the most important thing is the last sentence between the two of them. Female: Is the signal strong? Xiaohua: It is full of standards everywhere in my house. The coverage area is indeed not small. It says about one hundred to two hundred meters, or even farther, but in fact the range is much smaller than this range, especially at home. You put it at the door. The house is more than 100 square meters. In the bedroom, there may only be one or two bars left, and Xiaohua said that it is full of bars everywhere, which means that his house is very small, so the natural woman is very dissatisfied with this answer, and turns around I just left, so this question is actually not a question about WiFi

, But asked about the size of the house. "

"666"

"66666"

"666666"

"Look at the complete answer, I'm kneeling!"

"I'm kneeling and steady!"

"I read the answer on my knees, the big guy is the big guy!"

"Nima! What else can you say about this answer?"

"Fuck! This woman is too scheming and terrible!"

"Nima, if you meet this kind of woman in reality, how terrible it will be. You don't know why the other party left?"

"Horrible! Terrible! This answer looks chilly in my heart. Are the blind date routines so deep now?"

"This analysis is awesome! It is absolutely the correct answer!"

"Anchor, is this the correct answer?"

...

Ye Tian looked at this passage, nodded, and said, "This is indeed the correct answer. This water friend's analysis is completely correct. There is one more."

On the barrage, there is another worship!

And Tang Long, who was in his own office in BJ City, looked smug.

But then I was very distressed. What is the answer to the next question?

As a learning tyrant since childhood, he doesn't understand this prompt at all, okay?

slacker student?

He is not!

But the live broadcast room continued to lively, and finally overcome a problem, there is another.

Everyone is working together! It will definitely be resolved soon.

Of course, imagination is beautiful, and reality is cruel.

Everyone has not solved this problem!

So in the end, Ye Tianlai announced the correct answer: "This question is actually very simple. What will the learner and the learner react to seeing the textbook? The answer is, sleepy, sleepy, and say to the girl, baby, you are My textbook, that means: baby, I want to sleep with you! This is the correct answer.

In the future, you in the live broadcast room can try to say this sentence to someone you like. If the other person responds, you don't need me to teach it. Let's open the room! "

As soon as the answer came out, it was in the live broadcast room.

"Puff~"

"Puff~~"

"Puff~~~"

"Fuck!"

"I'm fascinating!"

"This is the correct answer!"

"Baby, I want to sleep with you!"

"This love story is awesome!"

"Such straightforward love words are very convincing."

"Hahaha~~ Simple and rude, yes, I just want to sleep and miss you."

"No wonder ~www.NovelMTL.com~ that woman has a shy face!"

"Ma Dan! This is nothing short of a fortune."

"Drive out of reach!"

"The sudden show flashes Lao Tzu's waist!"

"233333.... This Nima is awesome!"

"Anchor, you are my textbook!"

"Hahaha~~Upstairs, you are naughty again!"

The whole live broadcast room was shocked!

Those smart people who didn't solve the problem couldn't laugh or cry.

It turns out that the answer is so simple and rude, even if you think about it, what else can a man say to a woman, and make the other person look shy, and it's just something in bed.

Tang Long in the office seemed dumbfounded when he heard this answer, and he couldn't refute it at all.

This idea is so awesome!

admire! admire!

"Anchor, one more!"

"Yes, yes, one more!"

"Hahaha~~ Come again!"

"Um, anchor, can you not hurt your brain cells, I feel like I'm already a fool, oh oh oh~"

Ye Tian smiled and nodded, and said: "Okay, then just say some simple jokes!"

Ye Tian thought for a while, and then said, "On the bus, Xiaofang was squeezed into the arms of the male god. At first, Xiaofang was a little bit embarrassed, but after a long time, Xiaofang got used to it. He leaned his head lightly on the male god's body and said softly: I have been on this bus for a week, and I was squeezed in your arms every time. Do you believe in fate? The male **** appeared very calm and silent. In a few seconds, I said: I don’t believe in fate....Well, I only know to rent a bus for more than 1,000, more than a hundred extras, at least one hundred per person... So, I just Believe in money."

The water friends in the live broadcast room thought it was a romantic joke at the beginning, but they never expected...